Would you rather fight
1 horse sized duck or
100 duck sized horses in unarmed combat. Explain yoselves!
Horse sized duck. Decapitate and you’re good.
>>768601450
well shit because no weapons
>>768601450
Oh I just saw unarmed. My bad. 100 duck horses. It would take awhile but you can just kick them til they die.
>>768601342
1 Horse sized duck
100 duck sized horses can still Overpower some,plus it'll be exhausting to kill and it'll take much longer than just one creature
>>768601594
but just look at this horse sized motherfucker. U sure bout dat?
>>768601594
also little creatuires are way faster and have better evasion skills. flies are the best example of that
>>768601513
OP here I think I'd also go with the 100 duck sized horses. Mostly bcs Ducks could attack from flight and I think i would'nt want to fuck with that
>>768601513
but what if they just carry you with them like a wave. similiar to the king lion from the lion king
>>768601342
are we going off general size here or weight? because a 1,200 lbs duck would be fucked
>>768601670
A duck would be a good fighter,indeed,but so will a horse,their kicks can break your legs easily and knock you off with no time.
My question is whether the duck can fly or not,since then it gets even more dangerous
Unarmed this being one or both ?
Doable with one if you tear off the other to use as a club , both eh not so much.
not like they can really hurt you, theyd probs be scared
>>768602121
no the animals are just genetically programmed to be bigger/smaller and therefore have the normal weight you'd expect such an animal of that height to have. also they have a carnivore like urge to kill you because ducks and horses are general pretty peaceful in nature
you could use one duck for a club if you get to keep both arms.
can you wear a bunny suit ?
can you wear a bunny suit?
I could fight either no problem. The horse sized duck would die instantly because the square cube law means it would be too heavy for its bone structure to carry it, leading to lung collapse and multiple organ failure. Square cube law would also kill the duck sized horses, they would freeze to death.
I guess I would rather fight the horses though, less bloody guts to clean up.
>>768602721
/thread
>>768601958
yes the duck can fly and has all the abilities of the miniature version
>>768602329
have'nt thought of that not bad i'd say you start with no weapons on a plain field with no things you can use as weapons but if you improvise to use parts of your enemies as a weapon this is fine but also animal cruelty and peta will fuck you up
>>768602455
well it's just one duck and it's pretty big and heavy so no
1 horse sized ducks. It would be difficult and I might able to beat it but I think 100 duck sized horses would be difficult as well and terrifying
>>768602721
studied the blade huh? the duck won't collapse because it's a thought experiment and also the hypothetical genetical engineers did a good job so fuck you
Either are an instant win. In both cases they die because as things get bigger, mass increases exponentially, and as they get smaller, surface area increases exponentially compared to mass. Scale the size of something down too far and to freezes to death. Scale the size of something up too far and it collapses in on itself.
>>768603024
No, just studied some basic biology and physics. You can find this shit in a highschool text book.
>>768602721
>sounding just like the kind of guy who'd get fucked up good by 100 alpha duck sized horses
100 mouthes trying to bite you/ flank you vs 1 mouth.
I'll take my chances with the giant duck
Ducks have a very strong beak, have you seen those fuckers munching and taking apart bread? Now imagine that 100 times larger and you being the bread.
>>768601342
Ducks sized horses. They probably wouldn’t even be able to break skin with their teeth, and you could just step on them. A giant duck could fuck your shit up.
The only wildcard is that since birds’ bones are hollow, a duck that big might not be able to move under its own weight. In which case, I pick that one.
>>768603179
Oooh I'm so scared of what would pretty much be horse shaped ice cubes in a matter of seconds because of how diffusion works.
>>768601342
100 duck sized horses. Break their backs, one-by-one.
A horse-sized Duck could fuck you up seriously with it's beak and claws on the bottom of its feet. It is a biped, so you can't break it's back or neck easily.
This was easy.
everyone who takes the horses is a fool. a duck isn't even that small so they'd just rampage a human like nothing
>>768602300
A horse the size of a duck wouldn’t be able to damage you with their kicks. It’d be like fighting fluffy ponies.
>>768603285
Tiny horses actually use osmosis, which means over time they can morph through walls.
Faggot
>>768601342
Assuming the horse sized duck's bone density stayed the same, I'm taking that motherfucker on, he'll break himself trying to run up on me
If he's got the bone strength to match his size, fuck it, I may get bruised up feet and shins but I'm wailing on those duck sized horses
>>768603269
no they a both able to do everything because it's a fucking fantasy you fucking nerds
>>768601342
A duck the size of a horse could kill you very quickly. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot
>>768603372
Diffusion works on temperature too. The smaller something is, the larger it's surface area is compared to it's total volume. Diffusion happens faster the larger a surface area you have. Relatively large surface area + relatively low volume = instant hypothermia.
>>768603464
Fuck you. Giant duck back problems have been plaguing these gentle beasts for millennia
Hmm, probably the horses because most birds have weird dino brains and getting a nip from a 1ft beak would hurt more than whatever the fuck the horses would do.
>>768603464
So, you’re saying the 100 tiny horses all have the same physical strength of a full-grown horse and can generate comparable force? In that case, why would anyone ever take that horses? That’s like asking if you’d rather fight a horse or 100 horses.
>>768603524
They morph together and conserve heat.
>>768603365
yeah but have you tried 100 yet? they'll attack you as a pack and are intelligent animals that can communicate to destroy you. ducks are pretty stupid so you could outsmart it whith human brain power. I'll take the duck for sure
>>768603598
They don't exactly get on top of each other in more than at most two layers. Horses aren't agile enough for that, so at most it'll have the temperature storing abilities of a fucking pancake. You know how fast them shits cool off.
>>768603639
Horses dont even pay child support. Nature's niggers
>>768603705
Imagine a blob like horse pancake with literally 100 horse power. Unstoppable
>>768603398
Truth
>>768603828
You can't fucking handle the truth you duck nigger
>>768603639
It doesn’t matter if they attack as a pack if they aren’t capable of harming you. Also, a horse that size would be very easy to kill. It’d be like fighting a chihuahua without teeth. You could just step on it. 100 of them also really isn’t that many.
>>768603476
>no teeth
>weak swimming claws
>donald duck muzzle
against
>400 iron hooves that could easily trample you to death if you fall. there is a reason horses where used in battles for a long time
I'd fuck that duck up.
>>768603912
But they do have teeth. Or are these all fucking gummy horses?
Blowjob horseback.
>>768603809
It would die without me needing to so anything. H Y P O T H E R M I A
>>768603594
obviously not. they'd have their old force reduced to duck-size
>>768603639
Keep in mind, a duck general, weighs 1.5-3 pounds. That is not a big animal. Assuming the horses were able to knock you over, their combined weight would still only be 150-300 pounds. That wouldn’t be enough to be dangerous.
>>768603912
well they'll just knock you off the ground if they reach your basement-dwelling nerd ass
>>768604046
I'm going to sit on it, they will teach me how to amorphous blob with them. I will find you
>>768604024
Have you seen a horse’s mouth? It’s not huge. Shrink that horse down to the size of a duck and they probably wouldn’t even be able to bite you. Plus, they don’t have canine teeth.
Id fuck a fuck up. What kind basic mallerd?
>>768602772
Samefag
>>768604115
yes but they horses would be heavier because they are still very muscular and don't have hollow bones
>>768604230
Horse nigger
>>768604161
See
>>768604115
Doesn’t matter. They’re just not big enough to do significant damage to you. Plus, it’s not a single entity, you’d be able to get them off of you fairly easily.
>>768604290
Lonely faggot
>>768603594
>>768604072
As he said,their powers will be reduced,but horses still have strong legs and all,
And I believe this question is hypothetical,so disregarding all the "The couldn't handle size change"
For Example,The big duck's legs would still be less powerful than the Horse's legs,or maybe have same strength,But the duck won't use his legs in combat since it never really have,at least not in a way the horse will,while the horse kicks,the duck would fly and try landing on you (I assume at least)
>>768604251
But then they aren’t duck-sized. Even assuming mass scaled, they’d still only be like 4 or 5 pounds each. Still too small to be able to generate significant force.
1 horse sized duck. All you've gotta do is control the beak, with that longass neck you could really easily strangle or snap the head for an instakill.
>I'll bite the soft bird neck with my canine teeth.
>The duck just fucking bleeds to death
>Roast it
>Yum
>>768604415
Doesn’t matter how strong their legs are. A horse that weighs like 4 pounds still won’t be able to generate enough force to significantly damage you. Worst case scenario, they might bruise up your shins a little. They’re certainly not going to be knocking you down.
>>768604115
this, but I think one thing people arent taking into account with 100 duck sized horses is how much bite strength do they have ? sure theyre small but they have the same muscles im sure a bite from even that tiny a horse would still hurt, granted a horse sized duck would kill you no question with its giant bill
>>768601342
>100 duck sized horses
sell em for like milliions n marry ur cousin after enticing her with the money. Simple.
>>768604640
I’d doubt they’d have much bite force. Even a full-sized horse doesn’t have a particularly powerful bite, they’re not predators (don’t get me wrong, a horse bite fucking hurts, just saying relative to their size, it’s nothing special). A horse that small probably wouldn’t even break your skin, especially considering they have blunt teeth.
I'll go with option 3
>3 majestic duckhorses fugger
You guys are missing the big picture here. Horses are relatively docile, herbivorous creatures, with a tendency to run about sometimes, but they're not really known for murder rage.
Ducks are literally all insane rapists. All waterfowl are rage filled murder beasts. You want to fight one the size of a fucking HORSE? Nah, fam, I'll punt lil' sebastians all day.
>>768604648
>out-of-the-box
I like it
>>768604926
both have murder rage because else we have no fight and therfore no fun
duckos have little sharp teeth I wouldn't to fight a big one so i'd just trample the tiny horseses to det
>>768601342
>Would you rather fight
>1 horse sized duck or
>100 duck sized horses in unarmed combat. Explain yoselves!
can't believe this reddit/imgur tier nonsense question got 70+ replies so far. what the fuck.
>>768604526
it'd probably batter you with it's wngs and snap at you wth its little duck teeth (in ths case giants duck fangs)
>>768605110
this is serious shit. fuck off mr. no fun allowed.
>>768604926
This. I’ve dealt with angry ducks and geese. I had a duck attack my dog once at my cottage. Grabbed the fucker by the neck, threw him off the dock into the lake. He flew back up and went after my dog again. This happened like 6 times until I finally just hit it in the with an oar.
If a duck decides to fuck you up, it is not going to stop. They’re also much stronger than you’d think. Ducks are motherfuckers.
>>768605110
salty nigger because he'd lose against both option
>>768605110
Yeah, fuck you, /b/, this thread is wasting valuable shitty, softcore porn or trap thread space! How dare you try to have a non-open thread on /b/!
>>768605110
newfag detected shit like this has been done on 4chan forever
>>768605246
but you have teeth man. humans are still design to kill and do a good job in it historically
100 duck horse. horse is herd animal. subdue alpha duck horse and the rest will submit
>>768601342
What would you fight:
>feathery water dragon
>herd of cutest pets ever.
One question. do the horses have the same strength of a full sized horse or are they relitively weakened
>>768605110
That sounds just awful. What if we knock the log thread off the front page? With so much high quality content, I can understand your frustration, friendo.
>>768603285
Where are you getting this dumb shit? So according to you these mini horses would insta freeze? I don’t care what kind of math you want to throw around, I’m pretty sure that’s now how it works.
>>768605246
must be all that dino-dna they have left over
>>768605424
But the horses can’t hurt me, and it’d just be a mild nuisance stomping on them for like 10 minutes.
well 100 is a lot of horses soo
>>768601342
a horse sized duck is still a bird of prey,
only a trained fighter would really stand a chance
>>768605424
I remember when my dad taught how to hunt using my teeth
>>768605428
we already had this read the whole thread nigga
>>768603285
Actually radiation, not diffusion.
>>768605533
yes I would.
but I'd still kill the 100 horses because killing things is fun and more tasty horse meat
A big duck is still a duck, it has no means of attack, anyone could mess up a big duck.
>>768605574
choose the duck then. he'll be proud of you if you show him the trophy and it will help your relationship
>>768605747
this. ducks are stupid. basic intelligence is very important in a fight to the death
>>768605747
Ducks absolutely have means of attack. The can hit you with their wings, the have sharp bills full of little teeth, and they fly. Have you never seen a duck attack something before?
question would be more interesting if there were duck sized indians with arrows sitting on the back of the duck sized horses
>>768606028
>is afraid of getting hit by a wing
fag
>>768601342
100 duck sized horses obviously. A horse sized duck would peck/bite you to death in less than 10 seconds. The problem with a 100 duck sized horses is none of them will be able to do any real damage. A horses main attack is a kick from behind which wont work in a fight. Sure it can bite maybe but at that size it will cause mimimal damage. If they charge at you, you need to kick the first one as hard as possible, it will probably die immediately and the horses will get spooked because they are horses. There will always be one in front of you which you can stomp on. One hard stomp the back will 1 hit kill a duck sized horse or at the very least disable it for the rest of the fight. As I said, they won't be able to do much damage and even if they all charge at once they will get in eachothers way. Just keep stomping and eventually most will be dead and you can just walk about executing the badly injured ones.
>>768606037
True. I still don’t think they’d be much of a threat, though. The arrows would be like cactus thorns. They’d be a nuisance at worst.
>>768606095
Never was about fearing the means of attack but means of attack, which they have.
fuck it I'll take both you losers just need to flex more
>>768606095
A regular-sized duck can break your arm with its wings. They fly, m8. Their wing muscles have to be very strong. A giant duck could kill you with a wing buffet.
>>768606146
this guy clearly doesn't know how horses work
>>768601342
100 duck sized horses because 100 is not as massive as it sounds, i doubt they could hurt me, and i like horses.
if i'm lucky they'll just give up and i can sell some on the black market.
>>768606351
How so?
>>768606281
not if I kill him first though
>>768606281
>A regular-sized duck can break your arm with its wings.
Swans yes, ducks no.
>>768606436
they are cruel beasts
>>768606351
A stampede isn’t dangerous when it only reaches your shin, m8.
ducks are soft horses are hard. I'd rather fight 1 diant soft thing than 100 tiny hard things
>>768606458
I’ve heard of fucks doing it. Point stands, even if a duck couldn’t, if a 6 pound swan can break your arm, imagine what a 300 pound giant duck could do.
>>768606470
A duck weighs about 1kg. One stomp on a duck sized horses back will either kill it instantly or break its spine
>>768603912
>it wouldn't matter if there are a lot of 1lb rocks falling on you, because a single one can't do much damage
>>768606552
Ducks are soft horses?
i would let the horse sized duck fuck me and give me preggers so i can put him on child support. checkmate ducker
>>768606476
I swear to god If you fall they will fuck you up mate. Also one kick from a guy like you would'nt kill a horse, even a tiny one. we both know
>>768606559
You've heard wrong. But I agree, a 300 pound duck will fuck you up.
breaking a horse sized ducks neck can't be too difficult tbh
humans have arms. much more efficient if you ask me
Am I allowed to grow sharp nails in preparation to the big fight?
>>768606895
yes np
>>768603179
I'm dead, thanks ;D
>>768606922
Then I'll choose the crocodile.
>>768606623
The horses aren’t made of rock and aren’t falling on you. They’re on the ground at shin level. Unless they knock you over somehow, they’re not a threat to you.
>>768601342
horses arent good at fighting. i go with the 100
I take giant duck because giant duck wings
>>768606998
no this is not an option either horses, duck or an hero
>>768607111
horses arent good at fighting
>has never fought a horse
>>768607252
Then I'll choose batman, he's not a superhero anyways.
>>768606695
I know you’ll say I’m lying, but I actually did Muay Thai for 7 years and actually had a couple amateur fights. Granted, I sucked and got KO’d in both my fights, but point is, I can definitely kick hard enough to fuck up a tiny horse.
>>768607363
well that changes things a bit. also I don't believe you
>>768601594
>>768602908
>>768603186
>>768603348
>>768603961
>>768604227
>>768604526
>>768604607
>>768605747
>>768605901
>>768606351
>>768606552
>>768606781
>t. brainlets
>>768607332
kekekek
>>768607461
so what's your choice if you are so smart then?
>>768601342
I'd lose against both so I'll just kill myself thanks
>>768607424
Best I can do for proof.
how big is horse sized? is it like big horse or a pony. because if I can look down on it I think I can kill it
>>768607919
timestamp and tits or gtfo
>>768607962
a regular horse
>>768607593
oh god, he's right.
>>768607593
I just called everyone picking the giant duck a retard and you still have to ask me which one I would pick? Holy shit you cunts picking the duck really are retarded
>>768608005
Ain’t got no tits.
>>768608106
fighting a giant monster is very heroic and you get a trophy to decorate the wall and show the puss. fighting tiny things is typical faggot behavior
>>768608033
Horses vary in size, though. Depends on the breed.
>>768608246
ok proof that you own boxing gloves I'll give you that. Still not allowed to use them. Show based highkick with timestamp and I'll believe you
>>768608317
No you won't get a trophy because unless you at 6'8 250kg you will die in less than 5 seconds
>>768601342
Horse sized duck.
Makes a better bar story.
>>768608441
regular breed
>>768608441
Same with dicks.
>>768608484
Don’t really have any way to document that.
>>768601342
Horses for sure. Not only are ducks kind of mean and shit on their own, horses are weak as fuck. There's a reason they just get put down when their legs break. Just start kicking about and you'll break legs, then you just gotta walk around and finish them.
>>768608500
>posting porn to proof hes not a faggot
typical faggot behavior
>>768608637
that's right you lyin' piece of shit
>>768608524
this
>>768604230
Samefag or not, it doesn't make him any less right
I'd win against a horse so I'd win against a horse sized duck. All you fuckers are weak af
>>768609017
I'll win your mom bud
>>768608850
I’m at home alone. How am I going to take a picture of myself throwing a high kick? Not to mention the fact that there isn’t really space in my apartment to do it anyway.
>>768609087
She is a trophy wife.
>>768606351
They generally don't stampede toward danger.
>>768609087
I'll win you, your mom and the duck simultaneously
>>768609234
well they do know. they are genetically altered and classical conditioned to hate everything about you and won't stop attacking until the winner has won
>>768601342
I'll take the 100 duck-sized horses.
>horse weighs at least 800lbs
>duck weighs at most 4lbs
>4 * 100 = 400
>400lbs < 800lbs
By choosing the 100 duck-sized horses you have only 400lbs of animal to deal with rather than 800. It is easier to deal with less weight. Further, one good hit to a duck-sized horse will disable it and leave you with 4lbs less to deal with. One good hit to the horse-sized duck will not yield the same return on enemy weight and power reduction.
>>768601342
This is stupid, the giant duck is way too OP anyone who picks that is low iq
>>768609458
Yeah, but they're also genetically altered and classically trained to think that shitting out their organs is the most effective method of attack. It's a cruel joke those damn eggheads have played.
>>768609518
based but still very betamale because scared of this
>>768609723
I'll just twist that neck and eat the fucker
>>768609723
Okay Chad. Have fun when an 800lb duck starts pecking at you with a 4 foot long beak that has the chomping power of a croc's jaws.
>>768609518
what is the duck supposed to do if I just hold his mouth together and wrestle it to the ground?
>>768609991
Use its poison sting.
>>768609990
>chomping power of a crocs's jaw
no this it not how it works ducks are not pitbulls and have no fucking muscles to bite that hard
>>768609991
Gotta get your hands around it’s bill without getting your shit bit off first. Easier said than done.
>>768610084
what?
>>768609991
You won't be able to. The duck's center of gravity coupled with its enormous weight will keep it firmly on the ground. Its jaws will have amazing strength. No human arms could hold its beak shut. That is if you can even reach high enough to grasp it.
>>768610121
Its poison sting on its chest
>>768610091
You little shit. I grew up in the swamplands of Florida. There are some massive ducks out there and let me tell you they will charge and you and bite you. Their bite is fucking hard as shit.
>>768610104
well this is me so no problem
>>768610121
Well, what if the duck’s trainer used TMs to teach it different moves? What if it knows earthquake, stone edge, close combat, and brave bird? What if they went with a special moveset and it knows flamethrower, ice beam, thunderbolt, and dark pulse?
What then?
>>768610331
You dead, nigga.
>>768610394
no U
>>768604948
some say out of the box, others say cousin fucker. I'm fine with both. Teehee
>>768610493
cool story bro
>>768601342
A horse sized duck couldnt exist their bone structure wouldnt be able to hold up the weight if they were that size
I would fight the horse sized duck so i could watch its bones instantly snap under the weight of its own body
>>768610646
we had this before
>>768610718
Dont forget its poison sting.
>>768610646
also its pretty gay how you try to get out of the battle by mentioning some irrelevant biology shit
>>768610646
We were over this. It’s a thought experiment, so it’s a magic giant duck that doesn’t instantly die.
>>768610842
Impossible i read in reddit its impossible
>>768601342
duck
Just because on lsd and having a good time ^^
>>768601342
>20 duck sized horses
Ducks are assholes and a giant one would be a giant asshole
I feel like once I killed the first horse the others would freak out enough to know to run away.
>>768611471
timestamp on tits or gtfo. also you have a dick sir
>>768611471
No time for tits! Horses or duck?
>>768611572
no they wouldn't because then it's just fucking lame. It's like a cocks fight either die or survive. fleeing is not an option (on both sides)
>>768611471
Sharpy in the pooper and timestamp or gtfo
I'll take the big. Duck it bones are hollw just like biRd s but if you can get in the right kind of first strike it's all over
what if I tame the duck and become friends with it?
>>768612020
How about the ducks poison sting?
>>768612020
thats my man
>>768612020
just right there
>>768601342
choose duck => based alpha
choose horses => horsefaggot probably gay
>>768612223
yes lady I do believe you're a man.
>>768601342
>>768612303
https://nypost.com/2017/05/06/dont-be-fooled-ducks-are-sadistic-raping-monsters/
choose duck => get raped
>>768611471
See we have rules here..
horses because that way you're ending more lives
>>768611471
show vagene
Stop samefagging. Thread is dead
i'd kick the shit out of those duck sized horses
>>768613454
nice still not convinced that the red thing between your legs isn't a dick. You are a very beautiful man though. Please show full view
bump
>>768613454
hot af go on
>>768613454
show pussy plx
>>768613454
MOAR!
pls god don't let this die
>>768613454
you are diluting the issue bitch. take your clothes back on and let us get back to the topic you filthy whore!
>Duck
>>768611471
>>768613454
Please go on Mrs. How is the Trip? How much mg did you take?
>>768611471
do you see dragons and fairies now?
bump
>>768613454
It's a Trap!
bumpity bump
>>768613454
you are very handsome lady
>>768613454
pls care to show moar
>>768611471
>>768613454
>on lsd
is your ego still there or already gone. if first is the case take more!
>>768613454
pls show puss
bump for tiddies
>>768613454
guys it's a man..
