ITT: We all live together in a confusing giant house which is basically a maze. Every room is labeled.
>>768595464
where am i
If dubs I shit in my room
>>768595464
holy shit help
>>768595464
How the fuck do we got out of this bitch? What the fuck.
>>768595464
H-Hello?
If dubs I shit the bed.
help, I am stuck in a 4 dimensional attic, trapped under my own past, present and future made put of solid sounds and an old fridgeegdirf dlo na dna sdnous dilos fo tup edam erutuf dna tneserp ,tsap nwo ym rednu deppart ,citta lanoisnemid 4 a ni kcuts ma I ,plehhelp, I am stuck in a 4 dimensional attic, trapped under my own past, present and future made put of solid sounds and an old fridgeegdirf dlo na dna sdnous dilos fo tup edam erutuf dna tneserp ,tsap nwo ym rednu deppart ,citta lanoisnemid 4 a ni kcuts ma I ,pleh
>>768595464
Guys
Guys I think i locked myself in the toilet
Guys the keys are stuck
Guys, listen, pls, I'm stuck
>>768596123
Uhh.. well I think we take a way through the east kitchen and into the west corridor, then take three rights and go down to the basement and THEN head outside. Might take you an hour.
>>768596554
Fuck. Which bathroom?
>>768596448
Damn son read that while trippin
haha
>>768596143
Where are you?
who creampied my quadruple amputee loli slave
>>768596781
Which basement are you in? Was she in the basement with James? I put James in a strapjacket because he went nuts.
>>768596761
I'm sitting cross-legged in a raft floating in the middle of a starry river. What the hell guys, I'm freaking out.
>>768596934
Oh, that's the river in the East Backyard. Get out and head West to the door.
H Y P E R C U B E
>>768597050
Oh shit get out of my lab!
GUYS HELP ME HOLY SHIT
Good thing we kicked J*mes out of the other house, he's such a faggot.
>>768597176
WHAT HAPPENED
>>768597266
No he went nuts, put him in a straight jacket and threw him in the dungeon with Jerry.
Has anyone seen my glasses?
>>768597685
Fuck.
>>768597708
I think you left them in the Northwest bathroom.
Could you All shut up, im trying to spank my monkey here
Guys, i know poop is funny and everything, but can you stop shitting outside my door?
>>768597794
Go in the fourth attic and do that shit.
>>768598064
That's Luna, one of the fluffies. Sorry, she's a smarty. Lemme take her to my lab.
>>768598151
No worries anoneigbor, it takes me forever to figure out how to get here anyway past the lazer net deathtrap just don't want to have to step in shit after the cube puzzles that big nigger knuckles
Where's my computer?
>>768595464
lemme catch everyone up to speed we have sex slaves in the basement (3 of them are lolis) a 100 gallon fish tank and a pet dinosaur named teddy (this video will explain how i got the dino) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIq1uVVGeX8
on the last thread someone claimed to own us and have the deed to our house we called himm deed fag and threw him into a padded cell in the basement with another retard named jerry. deedfag built a hot tub made our bills go up and which drew the fbi to investigate our house and find the slaves so we went to jail (we were broke out by rose our sex slave tho) at the end of the thread we burned the house down and took the tank dino and slaves with us to this new house
>>768599950
Fuck yeah!
>>768599175
the ghost took it. i thought he would stop haunting us and shitting everywhere after we burned down the house but he somehow followed us here.
guys who the fuck took a shit on the ceiling? i'm not even mad at this point i'm impressed what legend did this?
>>768600046
Fuck! Hey, Luna my fluffy is getting enfed by some others.. fuuuuck.
>>768600336
The ghost.
>>768600350
>takes fluffy
>throws it out window with bomb taped to it
NO FLUFFFAGS!
>>768600377
oh yeah forgot about him
>>768595464
lol if we swat each other in this bad boy the cops will have the ptsd of their lives
>>768600656
FUck yeah.
>>768600785
lets swat the neighbors first
>>768600836
FUCK YEAH EVEN MORE!
>>768600836
lol gut fish on the neighbor's lawn, swat them, then swat each other in this maze house with counter strike soundtracks. It'll be like counter strike irl but fucked up
suddenly STRANGER DANGER!
we find someone with an afro sleeping on the couch surrounded by beer bottles and used blunts. what do we do? dubs gets to decide
>>768600955
no dont gut their fish lets steal them and put them in the 100 gallon tank i built
guys TRISHA OUR LOLI SEX SLAVE IS ESCAPING! WHO THE FUCK FORGOT TO LOCK HER CAGE!?
>>768600965
lol take a police line that says "Pool's Closed" and tape it all over him. You can let him go once he says where his blunt stash's at
I had Rose make some food, do you want it?
>>768601143
she said she wanted a real man so I let her go and wished her good luck
>>768601143
FUCK.
Somebody shit in my bed. I fucking swear im going to shit in every bed the next turd i wake up to
>>768601194
ill have some
>>768601417
It's the ghost! Here, I'll call a priest.
>>768601417
It's the ghost! I'll call a priest..
There sure is a lot of pizza here.
>>768601194
disgusting
Guys, is it just the acid I took, or are the walls moving breathing. I'm freaking out....
>>768601482
No priests. The nightmares will come back
>>768601637
We have to!
>>768601585
You're in the acid room, sorry.. it makes you feel like you'e on acid.
I got this guys my post is prime.
>>768596448
I am actually kinda impressed that you understand the concept of the 4th dimension.
if dubs i cum on sheets
>>768602651
this room is red.
i want to go back to the blue room.
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD GUYS. Stop moving my fucking poop sock collection to the piss hat room. They're not even anything alike!
WILL YOU FUCKS ALL SHUT UP, SOME OF US HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING!
>>768603660
OOH, BIG SHOT OVER HERE HAS TO GO TEST DILDOS TOMORROW. BIG WHOOP, I HAVE TO FUCKING SET UP FOR THE SLAVERY CONVENTION IN THE EAST HALL TOMORROW
>>768603439
I already told you once, let's go back to the blue room.
Fuck's sake guys, who nutted on my pillow again?
>>768602651
how the fuck
>>768604668
probably Kevin
>>768605199
I'm just looking for the blue room, never you mind how I get my epic prime gets.
