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He's probably Swedish
>>768588248
isn't that how Jesus really look like ?
it's misinformation, they claim that's what Jesus really looked like but there was no Jesus in the first place
>>768588516
Yes there was. There are large amounts of evidence that points to him being a delusional sand nigger on mushrooms and heavy doses of edible cannabis.
>>768588248
Can you do a Mohammad, too?
>>768588743
"large amounts of evidence"... Oh dear, the things a scripture scholar learns from 4chan /b/tards!
>>768588743
>This is how the left argues
Alright buddy, I’ll bite. Give us a source
>>768588822
Trip dubs top Kekd and chekd
>>768588516
Well, it's misinformation in as much as, unless I'm mistaken, they didn't base this reconstruction on anything much except very general and vague statistics regarding the appearance of the "average jew" at the time; and, of course, Jesus did exist
>>768588248
It is funny how people grow up thinking Jesus was white lol. He was literally born in the Middle East.
All those paintings of Jesus with light brown straight hair, a neat little king richard beard and white skin are as ridiculous as those pictures of him with an afro and black skin
>>768588248
>>768588248
hm ... nah, the guy looked different
>>768588986
Thinking Jesus was white isn't really the point; people imagined him that way because that was how they were and the whole point of Jesus, in Christian theology, is that he is God made man; and, to better make the point and show he was "one of us", every culture has tended to represent him as resembling one of their own. Internet geniuses think there's some kind of delusion here, but there really isn't
>>768588248
This picture again?
>>768589183
B, but can he senpai?
>>768589185
It is a tired old turkey, isn't it?
>>768589216
You'll have to be a little clearer if you're making a point, I'm afraid
>>768588743
Wasn't that mohamed?
Toki is our only savior.
>>768588743
Edible cannabis was not a thing back then idiot.
>>768589249
Can he senpai or not?
>>768589272
no, mohammed was a war criminal and pedophile, while jesus was just a tree hugging hippy.
>>768588248
mexican
>>768588516
Woah, slow down there, Brandon! Your edge is really getting to me >_<
>3edgy5me
>>768588307
How? Didn't he come from Jerusalem or some shit?
Its long but its all you need to know.
Also why was Jesus so ugly?
>>>/x/20771362
>>768589476
>Not knowing Jesus is originally from Macau.
>>768589323
>>768589272
>>768588909
>>768588840
The bible actually lists a bunch of herbs,spices,essences and plants that have hallucinogenic properties that were used by Jews in the tabernacle.
They essentially were hotboxing their tents whilst they Journeyed across the deserts.
Why else do you think it took the twats 30 years of wondering to settle down? They were high as kites wondering around aimlessly.
>>768589183
>>768588986
Apparently it was Cesare Borgia (son of the current pope) having paintings of Jesus done in his likeness that carried on through the Renaissance and lead to the current most prominent imagine people have in their minds when they think of Jesus
>>768589857
I believe the number of years you're looking for is 40; also, joke aside, using incense and herbs does not make you a junkie, nor was Jesus one
>>768590101
Yes, that's a popular meme on the internet; it's also bollocks, unsurprisingly
>>768589559
Wait, so Jesus was Chinese?! Sauce??
>>768589857
Another post no source
You’re supposed to give exactly where in the Bible, along with the actual herbs not just “a bunch”, and then a source explaining how those herbs are hallucinogenic
the saviour of white race. thank you semites enlightening our barbaric continent
>>768590315
Yeah but that nearly isn't as interesting. But the incense they used was something like jazz something or something which apparently is a psychedelic or whatever. I wouldn't be surprised if they used it to relax or something.
>40 years
Probably wasn't even a decade. I think they use things like 40 days and 40 nights to just say it was a really long time. Kinda like a saying
>>768590352
I hope your right. I wholeheartedly believed that. But then how else do you explain the catholic church deciding on basically the same look for Jesus? Do they even describe him in the Bible?
>>768590388
>Wait, so Jesus was Chinese?! Sauce??
Duhh... Remember when he resurrected we went east and visited India
>>768590685
I don't study the Bible but give me a moment to look it up
>>768588516
There probably was a guy named Jesus who wandered around judea and preached something like the gospel.
Can anyone confirm that Jesus was a chink? I'm really curious and I can't look it up myself because both of my hands are busy.
My right hand is jerking my penis off and the left one is stimulating my prostate.
A source would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks in advance, /b/.
>>768588822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VwpwP_fIqY
>>768588248
I knew it I fucking knew it why do these crackers praise Jesus as a white man with a long beard
After all this time I can show them crackers he was black
>>768590685
Excuse my laziness but I think you'll doubt these mentionings
https://thethirdwave.co/podcast/episode-12-danny-nemu/
>From this example of potentially mass psychedelia, Danny proceeds to describe other drug use in the bible; saffron, cinnamon, myrrh, nutmeg, cannabis… all familiar names, and all of them with psychoactive properties. They were often used in oils or rubs that were part of sacred rituals.
>>768588248
Jesus was a black man
>>768588516
Yeah it's been pretty much proven that Jesus did exist
>>768588248
Do you think they pretended Jesus was white cause folk wouldn't have praised a nigger?
>>768588248
KANGZ N SHIET
>>768591242
>There probably was a guy named Jesus who wandered around judea and preached something like the gospel.
You know a lot of Jesu's tricks are all thinks a good magician could pull off. And if he got his apostle's and such in on the trick he may well have filled everyone into believing he is the son of God.
And the Jews were probably Justified in calling for his crucifixion
>>768588248
oooooh so thats why Morgan Freeman played god
>>768589857
I basically agree with this assessment but I would point out that they a) did not actually know where they were going and b) had to settle near water for years at a time as they prepared for long trips without natural resources in abundance.
>>768591322
Jesus disappeared from like age 14 till he was 30. He presumably ran away and became a Buddhist monk. Then returned with his heretical teachings to poison Judaism
>>768589323
Cannabis use as a hallucinogen has been around longer than alcohol.
>>768588248
We know definitively that he didn't look like this. How, you ask? Sources, you demand?
Look at any other religious founder, any cult leader, any inspirational speaker. They're tall. They're pretty. They're clean-looking. Whatever the ideal appearance was at the time, he was probably pretty damn close.
>>768591497
>Yeah it's been pretty much proven that Jesus did exist
t. Christian
>>768591564
>And the Jews were probably Justified in calling for his crucifixion
Das juden reported him to the Romans for stealing a donkey. A thief crucified between two other thieves.
>>768591497
Feel free to post this 'proof'.
>>768591670
>b) had to settle near water for years at a time as they prepared for long trips without natural resources in abundance.
I thought God was dropping large globs of Jizz for them(mana) or was that a once off thing
>>768591854
>>768591914
there are plenty of historical documents proving the existence of Jesus the man, as for him being the savior thats down to faith
>>768589323
Are you retarded?
>>768592086
>>768591914
So people are worshipping a filthy anarchist donkey thief?
Sis
>>768591914
I don't know, contemporary accounts maybe? Quite a few for Jesus, tbh
>>768588248
guy who lived in sandnigger land looks like sandnigger
>>768588822
Don't forget the mole.
Also, he dyed his hair with henna because he thought it was pretty.
>>768590858
Cancerous as Snopes may be, this pretty much sums it up; the traditional depiction of Jesus most of us know is far older than Cesare Borgia
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jesus-modeled-on-borgia/
>>768592358
>man asks Mohammed several questions he couldn't possibly be able to answer without divine wisdom
>Mohammed tells him Gabriel is the enemy of the Jews
Is Mohammed... Dare I say... /pol/'s guy?
>>768593060
Tormund would have looked more like Mohammed
>red hair
>pale skin
>>768591497
no he did not exist you fucking idiot, it's all a lie
