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waifu thread
>>768574552
call me whatever you want, id rather people didnt know what i used to post
>>768574746
Why is that? Do you have a bad reputation?
Still here
>>768574835
> boop
>>768574835
just one or two people I'd rather not upset
>>768574881
oh no
>>768574890
hiiiiii
>>768575045
Who are they?
I claim Elise from Fire Emblem Fates
if people are looking for a quality puzzle game, thalos principle is currently 80% off on steam and its really good
just a heads up
>>768575240
kinda defeats the purpose if i say
>>768575240
Wanna have a struggle snuggle?
>>768575314
Say it anyway?
>>768575370
N-No... I want to play Osu...
>>768575541
> osu
Will you play Cytus with me?
>>768575541
no, anything else you want to know
When UI got cucked by syndra
>>768575681
I don't have a touchscreen
But I did play this here, I think the same one is in Cytus? https://x0.at/11I.webm
>>768575712
rate my webm
>>768575782
When he bought him fallout 4
>>768575876
>when UI is so beta that he gets cucked by another beta
>>768575867
extremely satisfying to watch
have you tried melody's escape? bothers my eyes but I would have played it otherwise
>>768575867
That one's new to me.
All of you people are pathetic
>>768576574
>>768576057
Looks kinda like it would be too easy
Aaand the songs are generated, so they're of course nowhere near as good as the people-made maps in Osu
Right now I'm playing the OsuMania mode where you have like a keyboard layout, because I got bored of the normal Osu mode.
I'm getting the hang of it
Here's an easy one I played with 4 keys, I play with 7 keys atm https://x0.at/WOx.webm
>>768576532
Do you need a touchscreen for Cytus? I assume so
>>768576682
yeah, thats a fair point
goodbye for now
>>768576758
cya
>>768576680
Shizusperg
>>768574647
who is this?
What is the point of these threads?
>>768576885
Tamamo no Mae
>>768576828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUkL7nOASPg
>>768576940
Autistic weeaboos circlejerking
>>768576682
Yeah you do need one.
Also, wanna struggle snuggle?
>>768576990
You are literally the surest candidate for dying alone
>>768577046
S-Still no...
>>768577082
Why don't you go talk about how likely i am to die alone with all of your frien-oh wait.
>>768576609
Ily chen
>>768577202
Does it hurt knowing that even among a community of rejects no one likes you?
>>768577133
No?
That's the spirit.
>>768577254
I don't want any of those things.
>>768577315
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
you got me
>>768577313
I'm going to start calling you projection-kun. It amuses me.
>>768577445
> *gropes and licks*
>>768577325
From tomo all 3 would be a yest for me!
>>768577636
The fuck
>>768577647
Tomo seems like a very smelly person. Doesn't shower at all.
>>768577636
ughhhh just kill me now
>>768577768
this
>>768577254
Check the trip. That's not me.
>>768577791
No.
> kissu~
>>768577935
There's something wrong with you
>>768577768
She does actually
>>768577827
I just want to talk really
>>768578022
Yes, but don't talk to someone who pretends to be me thinking it's really me.
>>768578022
I don't know- I-I...
Is that a good thing or something?
Here come the ERPfags
>>768577935
so this is how cute anime girls feel during rape
>>768578094
why would it matter?
>>768578207
Its normal really
My waifu/ husbando
>>768578373
You're dumb, crippled and autistic, but I don't accept anyone using Chen besides me, especially when they only use petty insults.
>>768578471
>>768578549
Claiming
>>768578509
But all you say to me are petty insults.
>>768578623
You are a petty insult to this world so is alright.
>>768578623
Don't listen to Chen.
You're cool
>>768578352
Okay I'm done.
Flat chests for the win.
>>768578703
ok then
>>768578767
Lol im not cool
>>768578848
Tomoko totes is
>>768578955
I'm just kidding
Pet me
>>768578955
Bitch. Yeah you are cool.
At least, I think so
>>768579050
nah im tired
>>768579074
You got a pretty low bar for cool then.
>>768579050
You're a fake chen. I"m the real chen.
>>768577313
>>768577446
i like shizu
>>768574647
Cars tinted like Barack
Got a Brinks truck in my pocket
Thirty chains on my collar
Two drops, no mileage
Top off like Wallace
And I’m inhaling smoke, bitch know that
Filthy rich before rap
>>768579254
Where is your trip?
>>768579252
Go for a nap/sleep.
>>768579324
Where is your trip?
>>768579050
>>768579254
>>768579324
keep trying fakes
>>768579356
nah
>>768579379
The fag deleted it
>>768579505
Are you not feeling well?
>>768579544
Nah im fine
>>768579568
You make me feel worried
>>768579266
Cute
>>768579568
-Nibbles your ear-
>>768579607
why?
>>768579641
thanks
>>768574647
>Look at this, offers, guys!!
>>768579872
You don't want to pet Chen
>>768580142
So?
>>768580246
Wow you're so heartless.
>>768579872
Fuck me tomoko
>>768580262
Only sometimes.
>>768580270
oh.
>>768580472
What have I done to upset you?
>>768580712
im not upset just a little out of it.
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>768581082
Shit the fuck up duke
Shouldn't you be in school
I'm here
Shouldn't you be erping with your buddy or did he cuck you too?
>>768581262
Get out.
Claiming best girl.
>>768581082
She should pull her pants up. It's weird to keep them like that..
Always.
>>768581734
That's probably just the length of them
>>768581835
But they aren't fully up..
>>768581911
Mi Liu you autistic faggot
>>768581974
I'm neither autistic nor gay, thank you very much.
>>768581939
She thinks she's Shinji's dad?
>>768582093
You begged asterisk for nudes constantly. That makes you both autistic and gay
>>768582093
Buy more women's clothing
https://imgur.com/a/z68hUy5
>>768582134
No I didn't? I only asked him for a pic of him. I didn't mean nudes.
>>768581959
It looks like they are to me
Rem claimed
>>768582301
You obsessed and begged for nudes despite knowing he was underaged
>>768582250
I think they are booty shorts and those black part is the end and above it is skin colour
>>768582375
>>768582301
damn you could go to jail for that lol
>>768582107
tf are you saying?
>>768582425
He should. Hed wear girl clothes and enjoy getting fucked by niggers tho
>>768574647
Kurokawa found and claimed. Hello.
>>768582375
I didn't ask for nudes. I said "can i see what you look like?" because he told me a trap. Only after did he tell me he was underage.
>>768582467
I'm talking about this
>>768582595
you were posting them yesterday, distribution of child pornography is a big deal m8
>>768582646
I didn't post them yesterday?
>>768582595
Even if that was the truth you saved and shared the pictures because you were butthurt. Which means you possess and distributed child pornography. Youre pathetic.
>>768582717
I don't possess it since I don't even have the phone it was on. That broke along time ago
>>768582393
Oh yeah, she's wearing shirt under that.
Still kinda see it as a belt around her legs..
>>768582796
Oh, then how did you post it? You really are fucking stupid Mi Liu
>>768582821
Saya? More like Gaya
>>768582611
he thinks he's Sasuke?
>>768582847
I didn't.
Chen is better at creating shitstorms. Stop attempting to do so, Anonymous.
>>768582880
That triggered me fuck you
>>768582944
He only sent it to you and you leaked it. We have the screenshots.
>>768582956
Ni try mi liu
>>768582821
thats very understandable lol, took me a second as well
>>768583106
Oh do you? Go fuck yourself.
Honestly don't care. It's old news that no one cares about anymore. Get bent, nigger.
>>768583106
Fuck off Chen wannabe.
>>768583201
Aww whats the matter you creepy obsessed loser? Get mad because someone caught you in your lies?
>>768583077
>>768583201
>go fuck yourself
>don't care
read your posts before clicking submit
>>768583269
I'm still obsessed after like a year? I've barely even fucking messaged Asterisk since. He doesn't care at all. He forgave me so what the fuck ever.
claimed
>>768583430
Inventing things that didnt happen? He hates you and ignores you for a reason.
>>768582878
>look what Gaya is
>it's just some spanish soccer player
>>768583523
He doesn't ignore me? I messaged him yesterday and woke up to a message from him. Last time I messaged him before that was asking him who a character from Hunter x Hunter was because he told me that its his favorite anime.
>>768583563
I meant like Gaia Online
>>768583673
thanks
Goodnight.
>>768585455
what do you love about her
>>768585567
Her white skin
>>768583673
Thank you!
>>768574647
I need more of these.
>>768586320
Cute.
>>768586730
"these"?
>>768586739
Says the cute
>>768586856
Yeah that, and some of these.
>the eyes
>>768587253
ah, you're the eyes anon
>>768582880
>>768587526
I doubt I'm the only person, but yeah I think you were the one I was talking to the other day
>>768588065
given the images you're posting and their filenames, almost certain
my collection of odd-shaped pupils is unfortunately mostly lewd however
>>768581262
>>768581506
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768588189
>Best fetish
>Lewd
I fail to see the issue here. Also my file names are just default from whatever site I grab.
>>768588534
lewdposting is not ok
and same, keeping filenames as whatever they are when you grab them helps against duplicates
>>768588239
what do you have against the sono?
>>768589648
Fuck off sono
>>768589750
Nah i'm sono I'm just curious as to why you hate him so much
>>768589648
Nothing.
>>768589923
The only people that try and defend Sono, are Sono and shitposters trying to get a rise outta Shizuru. Fuck off Sono.
>>768589141
>Lewd posting is not okay.
If the board doesn't default to yotsuba B you are in the clear.
>>768590309
you should respect the thread you're posting in over the board you're posting in
lewds are considered heretical in waifu threads
I return! I certainly did not have a nap after work...
nope
>>768589997
Yeah right, you obviously hate him for some reason.
>>768590061
I don't have anything against Sono and Shizuru though?
>>768590552
Welcome back cute
>>768590748
Thank cute.
>>768590492
I don't come here enough to know all these rules. I'll be back when I have more
>>768590597
Sonokawa is pretty cool
Claiming this random qt I found on devianart.
>>768593237
Cute
hello hello
>>768590552
Welcome back
>>768592406
.......ha
>>768593987
Thank u Chen
How are you?
>>768593930
cute
>>768594472
Tired. Had a lot of things to do, took a nap of 3 hours but I'm sleepy again. How about you? Is the day treating you well?
How was work?
>>768594896
I had a nap after work cuz i'd been up since 5:30 so i really needed it. It was a tough and busy day at work and my thigh muscles are complaining quite severely.
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Bump
>>768595578
god I wish that were me
Birb
>>768595119
Massage them or take a hot shower? I'm not too sure how you should deal with the pain
>>768596929
I tried and they feel a bit better after a massage of sorts. Thank u
>>768597391
Feels slighty better? That's good to hear, no problem.
>>768597536
Yes, I think I will have a bath after tomorrows running thingy.
I think it was jumping up in number of squats to fast ... Whoops.
>>768597660
A marathon?
>>768598264
Oh god no how healthy do you think I am? O_o
>>768598430
The healthiest o_O
>>768598641
I'm not ^_^
Just trying to be more.
My buddy and I finished '13 reasons why' this morning. That was a big fucking oof
>>768598781
>watching 13 reasons why with another man
Are you gay
>>768598725
You shall succed.
>>768598781
I have no idea what that is.
Did you enjoy it?
>>768599001
T-Thank you Chen!
+pat
>>768598991
Nah
>>768599178
Basically it's about a girl who committed suicide and left tapes describing the 13 reasons why she killed herself. She mailed them to the first person and they hand it off down the list
night tsuntsun
>>768599504
Ohh thats sad...
Not my cup of tea.
>>768599700
Cute!
>>768600008
Yeah it got progressively heavier with each episode. Pretty interesting show though, each episode is basically an hour
>>768600008
Hi
did you have sex with your boyfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVKn1Ke4hVQ
>>768600150
I've never liked that kinda stuff.
Not that I'm against heaviness or feels.
>>768600409
Good evening to you too.
>>768600688
A-Answer my question?
>>768600688
I find it interesting stuff to learn about or talk about
Hewo
>>768600414
>Camellia
good taste
I need cutes for my soul
>>768600774
Yeah I suppose. I just remember being forced to watch all sorts like fault in our stars and the notebook.
>>768600749
I'm not sure why you are asking to be honest...
>>768601253
>>768601253
>>768601297
I just want to ask how it feels like to have a dick in your butt...
>>768601253
More
>>768601297
Ah RIP, never read or watched stuff like the fault in our stars
>>768601253
Last one
>>768601479
Nice
>>768601654
>>768601490
Yeah having female friends younger than you causes that I suppose? That was a while ago now though.
>>768601436
I'm not talking about this. Especially when he isnt here.
>>768601823
c-can you DM it to me then
And why would he be here?
