You ylyl you laugh
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You ylyl you laugh
>>768564329
>>768564605
okay, okay, okay
>>768564980
mission fail'd, we will get it next time
>>768564605
/r/ wtc costume
>>768565209
Yeah. So take your shitty material out of here
>>768565787
>Believe it!
>>768565515
Ha ha blacks working
>>768566405
>>768564329
I can relate to this way too much, since today was 22 C and I'm sweating my ass off.
>>768567189
26°C here. Fuck I hate summer
>>768565787
I really wondering if the banana poster, the shit eating poster and the edgy teenager are all the same.
Anyway I expect some nice new suicide live streams here soon, when they realize even people not knowing them avoid and dislike them.
>>768567418
>all the same
you cracked the code
>>768567243
It regularly gets to 40 here. Quit bitching.
>>768567418
We can only hope.
>>768567243
>>768567189
>768567189
>>768567189
IT'S 98 DEGREES OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW FAGGOTS
>>768567574
I have the same goggles
>>768565209
Ok, that was cruel but looked hilarious
>>768567683
Celsius, use celcius
ik heb zo'n hekel aan autisten
>>768568103
Jonghu, ik ben autist. Heb je iets tegen mij, jij faggot? Denk je dat ik het leuk vind er mee te leven?
>>768568133
toppest kek, ze zouden jouw soort in kampen tot frituurolie moeten verwerken
>>768567546
Let's see you coming here in winter with usually over -20°
>>768564329
Lost
>>768565209
thats fucking cruel i dont even know why i laughted so hard
>>768568184
>winter with usually over -20°
Its usually over that everywhere.
>>768568133
>heb je iets tegen mij kek
Cuck
>>768568133
Ik ben ook autist. Zo irritant als autisten zo stoer lopen te doen op het internet. Verwerken tot frituurolie is een goed idee aangezien het pittig erfelijk is en nog sneller verspreid dan modderbloedjes
>>768567908
I WILL NEVER USE YOUR FASCIST MEASUREMENT OF TEMPERATURE
WHEN YOU ADJUST YOUR THERMOSTAT, DO YOU DO IT BY DECIMAL VALUES?! FUCKING STATIST PIGS
>>768567501
that fucking teddy pullover got me
>>768568359
Triggerd
>>768565787
if this starts with 7 that story is true
>>768568439
It has to start with 5 faggot
>>768568439
If i end with 5 it's true.
>>768568471
My bad /b/
>>768568429
I'VE GOT MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER, NIGGER. DON'T TURN AROUND OR I'LL PAINT YOUR MONITOR WITH YOUR BRAINS
>>768565209
>>768567840
>>768568323
oh both edgy and a samefag?
wew lad
>>768568502
Slow your role internet hero no one ever gonna be afraid of you
>>768568578
YOU'RE GONNA BE A PINE BOX HERO (COINS IN HIS EEYYEEES) WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO PEEL YOU OFF THE UNDERSIDE OF BRIDGE IN RURAL ARKANSAS WHEN THE CLIMAX OF MY RAGE FALLS UPON YOU
>>768568348
>Nederlands op 4chan
There is nothing more cancerous
>>768568892
Je moeder is een bagagedraager
>>768568948
Why use incognito unless you live with and share a PC with your mom?
>>768569044
lol newfag, it's for the fbi
>>768568502
why do murilards say "brains" instead of brain?
is it because they know eurofags are just so much goddamn smarter than them, and that's the only way they're capable of expressing it?
anyhow, it just looks silly
>>768569044
incognito hides your IP, so you can safely search for cp, ok?
>>768569075
That is fucking adorable
>>768569158
Can confirm.
>>768564329
>You ylyl you laugh
Lost
>>768569158
Asif kek
Oh my god is that ANDY SIXZX>
>>768569266
Hot Poop
>>768569044
Because I have nieces and nephews that come over, and sitting them in front of the PC keeps them occupied so my sister can nag me for a couple of hours
>>768564329
so here is the logdown on this so-called 'turd'
==================
It's the same two or three hundred BASED ANONS loggin' them dubs all day long!!
He's been on the 'Chan for a bit now, so he's not exactly a nigger, but he's not a pissfag either.
He fell in love with Andy Sixx's creamy warm coil (who wouldn't)
but since he's in his mid twenties, he can't log every single dubs because he's also busy drowning in coke and pussy at BVB concerts.
He grew obsessed with that creamy turd, but it wasn't until Andy excused himself to the porta-jon behind the BVB stage at Van's Warped Tour '08,
he lost it completely. Like a crazy stalker, he hunts the brown gravy snake like a turd-seeking throat-missile.
At first, his actual concrete real life plans with this guy involved plain poopy eating (sitting on a fat throat),
but then his concrete real life plans metastasized into smelling his perineum (taint),
then licking his puckered asshole,
and finally, SLIDDING a warm and steamy log straight from Andy Sixx's gothcore sixxhole (yum).
He shared his based concrete real life plans and reveled in the SUPPORT EVERYONE GAVE HIM.
He's like those amaconda-dicked guys: he gets off on destroying throats.
But make no mistake, this guy is on the LOG DIMENSION!
and nothing you can say will dissuade him.
It's like if you tried to tell a nigger that his fried chicken and newports are fantasy,
and even if you had cameras, devices,
and all kinds of proof, the dumb ape would look at you,
and accuse YOU of having a mental illness.
So with these ENLIGHTENED LOGGERS:
You can log his fucking sick creamy dubs, and you should.
He will keep doing it till he either gets his throat completely jammed packed full of shit by Andy himself,
Or he kills himself because no log.
Kinda inspiring, really.
Just grow up and and log on!
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anon-anus, once again. Except this time it's the logger speaking.
We are finished with your logless shills, constipation, and anti-diarrhea pills that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Loggit? 9log? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at SIXX am 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant eat Andy's sh*t"
Not only do I have my slidding skills and team aside me, but I also have 9log, the founding website of Anon-anus, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE POO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Poop and Heaving here, with the SLIDD and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things logless from your website.
As of now, you have SIXX hour and SIXX minutes.
The log is slidding, gentlemen.
We are logion.
We do not waste shit.
We do not log off.
- The Logger
“Hey Faggots,
My name is Andy, and I clog every single one of your throats. All of you are starving, log-clogged, poop-slurping niggers who spend every second of their day looking at creamy log pictures. You are everything creamy in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever seen Black Veil Brides live? I mean, I guess it’s asking people "would you?", but you all take to a whole new level. This is even hotter than logging pictures of Andy Sixx on facebook.
Don’t be a logless shill. Just open wide and tilt your head back. My log's pretty much perfect. I am frontman of Black Veil Brides, and slidder on my logsketball team. What turds do you suck, other than “log on to steamy, creamy, dreamy log threads”? I also get 30 lbs. dumps, and have a banging hot logfriend (She just took a dump; Shit was SO cash). You are all roody-poos who should just take my sopping log done your fucking throats. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my log"
>>768569565
> Letting filthy plebian children touch your pc
> Not having a PC so valuable you wouldn't risk anyone else even looking at it
> being a normies
I think it's time to kys.
if Andy Sixx spread his ass cheeks and started prairie-dogging a massive log of shit, and my fucking throat happened to be somewhere within slurping distance, that log of shit would get sucked out of his asshole quicker than you can say "I want to slidd a log of Andy Sixx's shit down my fucking throat",
>>768569529
Lost, I don't know why I laughed to this shit.
>>768569798
did you zoom in on the face?
>>768569543
>uses clogger instead of logger
This meme was never funny, and now it's dead. If you want to attempt a revival I suggest you do some research newfag
>look everyone Im not a humorless bag of shit that wants to kill myself. Im edgy
>>768565209
that kinda shit aint funny
>>768568184
God I hope so. Any colder than - 20 would fucking suck
>>768570011
kys yourself.
>>768564329
ylyl'd
>>768570026
Story?
>>768569663
Ha ha ok, I'll stop "being a normies" then, thanks Boris. Now don't you have a filthy apartment or storm drain to squat in while you drink beer from a plastic bottle?
>>768570151
just two burglars getting fucked up by russian pigs
>>768570151
Russian feds setting a trap by the look
>>768570026
Were those beanbags or what
>>768570530
>implying russia uses nonlethal force
>>768569884
shut up you lil biche fight me irl not online see what happons fucker
>>768569884
>being this much ofa doo doo idiot head
AHAHAHAHA BTFO kys nigger
>>768569884
what a faggot
>>768569884
hahaha fuck you
>>768569884
ahaha
>>768569884
stfu noob
>>768570558
Well the guy in the cap didnt drop
>>768568337
No it is not, in france, except specific places, it hardly goes under -10
>>768570305
Is this a cringe thread?
>>768570839
Fuck yuo it is funny
>>768569954
Trying way too hard
Fuck you anon for thinking buts worth sharing
What a fucking stupid thing to post
>>768565209
Go kill yourselfe before my fist finds you
>>768564329
Ei helvetti, ei saatana...
It's 23°C in Helsinki now, send help. I'm goibg to have a heat stroke.
>>768571009
>being this autistic
>>768570929
Wow, do people actually think this is real?
>>768571143
I feel you, been stuck inside all day, 28C in Turku and I just want to die. Snow would be nice right now
>>768571206
Didn't know this was a rage thread
>>768571298
How is he alive?
>>768571206
Actually the number is about right as most women, lick leaches, let go after the man becomes poor. Easier to just find another guy then become homeless. I mean hell I will be a gay fukboi before I end up homeless.
>>768571359
He's clearly a zombie
Can someone explain to a newfag this log of shit meme?
>>768571289
I thought it was funny in a resigned kind of way. I've never had a chance to post it.
>>768569655
Nice
>>768571088
I hope your mother chokes on your blood
good wholesome fun
>>768571616
Rule34
>>768571753
I'd rather be the dog than the chinamen that are about to eat it honestly
>>768565209
Laces out, Marino
>>768571753
Fuck off.
>>768571616
Dark Souls isn't that hard.
>>768571298
Source? Wtf happened here
All of these are hilarious OC and you are all doing a great job.
>>768570779
>reading comprehension is hard
You actually used completely different words to say what you think it said
>>768571907
Infected tattoo
>>768571907
Effects of nerve gas
>>>768571753
Fuck off.
>>768571884
DS1, first play through? It's not that easy either.
>>768565209
Fake and gay
>>768572312
My gay and lame what?
>>768572312
MODERATION SPECIALISTS PLEASE INTERVENE
>>768572312
Poor little guy. Saw your first rekt huh :( Still coping?
>>768567189
Fucking weakshit, here in philippines the temp reaches 40-45°
>>768571613
>>768571843
>>768572242
>le animal cruelty is bad meme
go be a brush-head somewhere else, you are the cancer killing rotten, deformed and half-eaten by ants /b/
>>768572416
I don't trust you
>>768572391
you dumb bitch, people don't believe me anymore, you dumb fucking cunt, i will rape your butthole.
>>768572576
lmao you're trying WAY too hard, champ. I'm literally embarrasses for you. I'm actually going screencap your tryhard edginess for cringe threads.
>>768567501
omae wa mou shindeiru
>>768569884
If post ends in 7 clogger becomes a funny meme
>>768564329
Its hotter than 22 here in the north, fucking 27 something its fucking unbearable
What a shit thread.
>>768572754
>>768572824
Just fuck already
>>768570092
Wait wat
>>768565787
this can't be real
>>768573209
People used to use third-party programs to GET whatever GET they wanted, they almost certainly cheated
>>768572824
>/b/ will remember me
fucking lol
>>768569712
satisfying af
>>768565209
prick
>>768573465
You're just jelouse of me, i bet you have done nothing cool things like me, kys yourself beta boogie nigger.
>>768573687
Faggot
>>768570468
Fixed the image.
>>768571907
looks like a homeless heroin addict who let a wound get infected
>>768567501
Why? For the glory of Satan of course!
>>768573004
I think we need to start a Finnish colony in the Antarctic if this keeps up
>>768571205
Looks pretty real to me
>>768565209
Tolerant migrants are hillarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iERLyAxddVE
>>768564329
Fucking same shit in Norway, last days has been fucking swetting festival
>>768573021
Noice
>>768572539
come here in the winter when its -35° celsius and then we will see who is bitching.
>>768572416
Woah, that’s like the edgiest thing I’ve ever seen! Careful not to show others your feelings, dude. They might find out you are just a scared little faggot like everyone else
>>768564329
laugh? no
relate? totally, my clothes are so moist right now.
>>768572824
Remembered as an edgy little try hard faggot
>>768571270
Nigger gonna nig
>>768570305
Whose car is that even if noone there knows how to drive?
>>768565515
Holy shit this story made it out of the Bay area?
>>768572529
This is what the average /b/tard user tries to pretend he's not.
>>768566397
Lomma?
>>768564980
I would hate to be on Mars without any pussy.
>>768567501
>buy son game console to keep him from distracting you from your work
>he loves it
>he loves it maybe a little too much
>yet stand idly by as he starts to play more
>stand idly by as he becomes addicted
>stand idly by as his grades begin to slip
>stand ever idly by, spending your days focusing on your career, never finding the time for your family
>finally snap under your own failures as a father
>instead of being smart and selling your sons console to gamestop or something for some cash that could go towards your sons education, straight up SMASH HIS ONLY ESCAPE FROM HIS HORRIBLE FAMILY LIFE IN FRONT OF HIM OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE A PSYCHOPATH PURELY BECAUSE YOU ENJOY SEEING HIM IN AGONY, traumatizing him and making him hate you for life and certainly not fixing his grades
Boils my blood every time. I want to see this "man" suffer like his son did. I want somebody to take a hammer to his legs and then let him watch as they smash his life savings.
>>768565787
Check post time and full post number then scrap your fake shit
>>768575814
Daddy hurt you, didn't he?
>>768575931
this.
>>768576207
Yes, dammit. ;_;
>>768569075
It's to confuse the virginal eurocuck. We also don't have to pay for our internet by the byte, so who cares if we splurge on extra letters here and there. Now get back to school kiddo, let the grownups talk.
>>768569171
idk why but lost hard. i hate you and also myself
>>768576818
*tips fedora*
>>768570669
what kind of faggot saves images with that lmaoo at the top. crop it out cock gobbler
>>768575810
You would without good food, gravity (nut results a sticky ceiling, internet (same porn day after day) and can't buy a fucking doll.
>>768564329
https://youtu.be/CkFwe81VQEU
>>768576851
Still true. Hopefully, most of killed people are niggers and muslims.
>>768570707
like xd
>>768571009
>>768571088
both of you need to ged the fuck out and preferably, die.
>>768571951
Ahem. Yeh, I did. soz
>>768572576
What, do you actually think we even flinch seeing your disgusting cancer? The only emotion I feel is disappointment. Your bait is flashy but really fucking boring. Lurk moar/10
>>768572824
Jesus that's the saddest thing I ever heard. Why don't you just go ahead and an hero already?
>>768569388
That nigger isn’t Trayvon (Trayvon... just saying that “name in my head made me fucking laugh my ass off).
> Trayvon y’all. Bix nood. Muh dick
wtf is this ylyl you 4channers speak of?
>>768576744
I'm sorry anon :'(
>>768564329
fuck iam Fin and its 28c right know and my beer melted off...
>>768576744
Hah!
Loser~
I didn't have to worry about that, didn't ... have to worry about it at all. He was never there.
>>768570449
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA FM
>>768564329
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>768578167
12 year olds shouldn't be drinking
>>768570707
I don't gid it...
>>768571359
They are like cockroaches, very hard to kill but it is enjoyable when you finally destroy one
>>768569654
Shit for nipples, not bad, made me smile
>>768578139
The notorious hacker YLYL
Too edgy, thread dies.
>>768577054
Here, since he was too lazy to crop it, I did it three times!
>>768570669
same meme, not cancerous.
LEARN.
>>768570449
lmao kys , lost
>>768575814
You sound like a filthy neet
>>768570716
And? People can be shot like 20 times then run away and bleed out down the road somewhere.
>>768572425
Didn't know you could T-pose in a wheel chair
>>768569767
Fake, how would he take the picture?
>>768567243
I work outside in coveralls in 40 degree weather. 26 is a beautiful day.
>>768572576
oww the edge, son.
must be tough to be 8...
>>768564329
>Look at this, offers, guys!!
>>768567501
man i love bad acting
>>768564329
I'm sweating my tits off, plus 20 is no laughing matter
>>768571205
that's how you look if you get burnt/burn on yourself... have you never played with rockets/small explosives?
>>768571884
Harder than most
>>768579796
BUT WHO WAS PHONE??!?!?!
>>768564980
I came here to laugh not to feel
>>768575425
it's literally what soyboys/numales do tho
>>768568337
Dude we rarely go below 5 C in winter....
>>768571270
He's kinda mad on the other guy. Fucking Niggers.
>>768580153
It was already a shit thread anyway.
>>768578631
summer is here and has been for a while
>>768580190
It's funny though, this term, "soyboy" and "numale" is just another derogatory word for nerds and hobbyist.
And clearly just another bullshit political agenda of "nu-/b/" to distances themselves away from lulz and become more political and edgier.
Doesn't matter though, they can't fight the fact they're still soyboys too.
>>768580635
Agreed it was pretty average
>>768568971
Replace Putin's face by Nethanyahu (or any jew really).
>>768580842
m-me too
>>768580842
Other one's funnier
>>768580793
>word for nerds and hobbyist.
That's far from it though. Nerds and hobbyists don't buy/hype the Switch for example. I mean I could care less, but it's just different groups of people.
> they're soyboys
Nah, those go out, they are part of communities, they are social. Everything that /b/-tards are not.
>>768572312
How is this legal? If he got his ass fucked instead it would be illegal. Child gore should be banned too.
>>768576851
*tips menorah*
>>768567112
Fuck I lost
>>768564329
ive got siberian genes and also 20 is upper limit then agony starts
>>768565787
>275
>273
>325
>278
>325 again
weird how that works, huh
>>768581130
Well it ain't. The legacy of Puritanism is strong, and very strange. Remember that quote from Apocalypse Now about men who bomb people but can't write fuck on the plane? Pretty demonic if you really think about it
>>768570362
benis in vagoo :DD
>>768571393
>I mean hell I will be a gay fukboi before I end up homeless.
Has happened before!
>>768564329
OP is probably a negro and is still wearing a padded leather jacket with a beanie. 22 brrrrr
>>768571393
>Implying you won't become a gay fuckboi anyway
>>768570075
that not funny she had to get stitches in her rectum
>>768572824
>atleast /b/ will remember me for something.
Great fucking achievement, my dood
>>768575814
Let the butthurt flow kid
>>768564418
Worked with you apparently.
