Childhood crushes. Oldfag edition.
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Childhood crushes. Oldfag edition.
>>768562729
>>768562860
>>768562894
>>768562729
>>768562965
Fuck you're old
>>768563077
>>768563077
>>768562729
She was always mine
>>768563103
i was eight when i first saw that film. on television. the image of that woman suspended from the ceiling still haunts my brain.
>>768563319
Why is she suspended from the ceiling?
>>768563557
The mother was better for me.
Dii tan
>>768563628
you are a sick, sick, sick man
>>768563424
the city of Sogo sits on top of a lake filled with a liquid creature that lives on lustful and degenerate thoughts. the citizens have to be creatively perverted all the time, or the Matmos gets upset, and if it gets really angry it'll destroy the city.
>>768563738
Why haven't I seen this fucking movie?
>>768563628
Heather Gram destoryed all of them. Still hot as hell.
>>768563906
Yeah. She made introduced many young men to fapping.
>>768563868
because it was made in 1968, and it was based on an obscure French comic by Jean-Claude Forest?
it's pretty camp, but it has its moments, like when Barbarella is having sex with Dildano, the leader of the Sogo underground resistance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml7V7LvSi0M
>>768563608
I see how you got into traps
>>768563906
Kelly Kapowski more like Kelly Ka WOW ski... I thought that was so funny when I was a kid. I jerked off so much to this bitch. lol
1994 Kate Winslet.
The Wonder Years girl
>>768563956
>Dildano
That's it. I'm fucking watching this today.
>>768564050
Alicia silverstone
>>768564050
Not bad
left
>>768564050
>>768564082
>>768563628
See now for me it was Will Robinson.
Cute, and had robot companion..
With each reissue of the show he gets cuter and cuter.
>>768564092 (You)
>>768564118
She grew up to look Salma Hayek-ish
>>768564039
I remember pausing titanic on vhs to fap to her tits
>oldfag
>90's
No.
>>768564118
Well done, saved me a Google
my first gay celeb crush
>>768564153
Same, although I had heavenly creatures on betamax and wore out the tape.
inb4 the atheist autist replies
this little wonder way back when i was like 7 or so
>>768564063
Come for the crazed Earth scientist who wants to destroy the universe with a positronic ray, and stay for the evil bitch queen who crucifies Barbarella's winged boyfriend.
> An angel doesn't make love.. an angel is love!
>>768564170
Fuck off boomer, you have no monopoly on age
Morgan form Radioactive, good 'ol YTV
>>768564264
i had a betamax collection of music videos, and nestled between Tears for Fears' "Change" and some forgettable thing by Deep Purple was about four seconds of the Solid Gold Dancers in tight lame costumes, dancing madly, tits bouncing all over the place.
unfortunately i wore the tape out before i had access to a video digitizer.
>>768563724
I know.
>>768564247
If you loved JTT? You must have wet yourself when Hanson came out with mmmbop.
Sabrina the teenage witch was basically 30 minutes of slutty short skirts
>>768564659
This
>>768564717
>mygirl2
>>768564083
She was quite fappable in The Crush.
>>768564540
I did indeed.
I used to fantasize about Zac and Taylor wincesting, and me in the middle.
The older brother, whatever fuck his name is, was too ugly to even look at.
>>768564140
https://youtu.be/4_DNw2ROu5w
>>768563608
chipmunk voice girl. her voice ruined that movie for me.
>>768562729
Hell yes
>>768564334
But there is no god.
But of course!
Phoebe in Fast Times
>>768562729
Very much this.
>>768565401
My nigga.
>>768564996
Sauce?
>>768565816
Goonies
>>768564996
Is this from Lucas?
>>768562729
>i think, they put wrong prices!!
>>768564170
Kate Bush was a goddess..
I'd creampie her chocolate flower
She-Ra
April
>>768562729
>>768565332
m-moar plz
Alanis, when I was 12 in 1996
I like rogue more as an adult but as a kid it was jean grey
I'm on old fart too
>>768568003
still hot
>>768564368
'Hello my pretty pretty.'
Fucking based Fenella Fielding.
>>768564717
She's not what she was before sadly
Fuck yeah Crysta from Fern Gully was definitely my first crush
>>768570188
If you get drunk and squint it could be a nostalgic fuck.
>>768565401
My negro.
As a side note, uncle who was in his 30 really liked Rita.
>>768570188
would still hit
>>768570188
Same kind of cute, just older.
>>768565332
As a kid I wanted to rest my balls on that fivehead of hers
Mary-Ann ! The ultimate win
>>768564540
R.I.P. in peace Kurt
>>768570763
Bad bait fag
>>768564471
You obviously didn’t own the uncensored Beta version of Duran Duran’s Girls On Film like I did.
>>768564050
She was a little cutie. Fun fact: she is now a mathematician responsible for helping develop the Chayes–McKellar–Winn theorem.
>>768562729
Then, now. Its dosnt matter. Cant get over her.
Kiana Tom - loved watching ESPN2 for her every morning.
>>768571240
>>768570684
>>768564627
Oh hell yeah. But she wasn't my first since I started looking at older women when I was like 16 or so
>>768563608
>ugly, giant man-jaw, man-voice, witch-tits, flat arse, moves in a completely unfeminine way
Yeah, 10/10!!!!!!!!!
I think the only men who find her attractive were seriously abused by the other mothers as children, and seek to repeat it.
>>768564334
>the atheist autist replies
Looks like someone got under your skin. You should be ashamed as you're nearly 40
>>768565374
This. Always this.
katherine heigle in my father the hero.
I would post the webm but apparently girlbutts is CP. its on youtube anyway
>>768564050
Look up her adult photos.
I'd have married the younger one when I was her age.
Fucking kid fucked it up every single time.
>>768571279
This.
>>768563557
>not posting her skin tight bodysuit pictures
>>768564334
she's looking good still. runs a dance school in NY
>>768563077
kind of related
>>768571794
This is why I love the film "The Fog". That and her voice when on mic
>>768570765
feefer!
>>768570867
Fuck that, ginger was hotter....
>>768564334
Wonder how many of these are jewesses.
The childhood empress was, israeli girl who fucked off to Israel to become a dance instructor after the film.
We were all tricked into liking kikesses.
>>768571948
>We were all tricked into liking kikesses.
Wow. Just...wow
>>768571859
Hell yes.
>>768571991
>that scene in beastmaster where you can see her puss for almost 2 seconds
>in a PG movie
>>768564659
Yeah, but she was always awkward and self aware, i suppose from being intelligent.
Have a feeling that Dan "Fill a hole that's not full grown" Schneider had something to do with these.
There was a programme in English television at around the same time where a girl talked to the camera and had a weird family. In one episode she practised kissing in front of the mirror/camera, and it gave me an unholy boner.
Other details, it had her asking a fortune teller every episode, or pretending to be one, and her little brother liked animals/insects.
Oh tanya
![gilbert_l[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bXzUUI4.jpg "gilbert_l[1].jpg")
True oldfag here.
This was my crush when I was young.
>>768565332
Was one of my favourites.
Also Topanga from kike meets world.
>>768565010
I pitied her so much. Shame Yeardley didn't voice more characters. The animation in that movie is too good even if the third act sucks.
>>768571914
>Fuck that, ginger was hotter....
VERY debatable!
>>768572316
>my nigga
>>768571986
Make them the centre of attention, put makeup on them, make them the love interest of every film and series.
Kiked.
Why do you like Natalie Portman? She is fairly plain, boring. Push her in Leon, grab you when you're young, push her in star wars, push her in the rest.
Wow that jewess is sooooo special, I don't know why, it's just a quality she has!!
Marketers and sold.
>>768562729
Tami Stronach(The Never Ending Story)
>>768563077
Agreed. As well as Minerva Mink.
>>768571672
You're not wrong.
Not really childhood, but this popped into my head so buttfuck it. I almost stopped watching the snow until she came into it. I was hooked since.
My uncle had this poster in his room.
I used to beat my little peter raw looking at this.
Only true oldfags remember
>>768573263
Hard nips with no bra are the gift that keeps on giving.
>>768573157
Finding your porn in a bush
>>768563645
Yep
>>768573292
People need to stop this shit. She was fucking nasty.
>>768573263
This one too.
>>768573393
Linda Carter was made in a government lab somewhere. Her and Barbara Eden are two of the most attractive human beings to ever exist.
>>768562729
Benny Hill was always good for a shifty wank
>>768573292
One true pro girl. Damn I fapped to her.
>>768573535
What a classic clip. She had great tits back in the day.
>>768564118
Would fuck with a pineapple...
>>768573535
Holy fuck
Such a fucking cock tease.
>>768573356
As a "pre-internet generation" kid, finding a stash in the nwoods was amazing, A couple of years ago I found my old stash of mags when clearing out the attic and placed them in the woods to see what would happen these days.
I checked back two hours later and the entire box was gone, seems like this will always be a thing lol.
>>768562860
Too bad she's such a worthless piece of shit less than human cunt.
>>768573718
Still would do.
>>768572362
Ah yes, cbbc
>>768573763
Right, still hot as fuck.
>>768564397
>Fuck off boomer,
Blow me you little cumdrop.
>>768573686
It was a weird phenomena of that particular generation. I found so much porn in bushes when i was a kid it was unbelievable. If the pages werent stuck together, you were good together.
>>768573688
I ejaculated my own body weight in semen to this woman and that was back when she was just on neighbors no sexy stuff. She got so fat later on and that just made her hotter
>>768569839
THIS
>>768573985
*to go - not together
>>768573535
Thank you Coppola
>>768573877
Fuckin' A. One of my favorite 80's films as well. Back when vampires were still cool.
>>768562729
Late nights on UK Sky TV waiting for the porn
>>768563906
I went on a date with her when I was fourteen. That night is still fuel for the spank bank.
>>768574182
Watching the channel that during the day was The Box, but late at night...
The original
these two
>>768562965
who is she a porn star?
>>768574360
who ?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DGZaf3Z.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
The patricians choice
>>768573535
Her, but in Heathers & Pump up the Volume
>>768574360
Is that a 96 Olympics gymnast for the USA. Classic best Olympics ever>>768574360
>>768573718
Fucking Yes, all day erryday. Still would
Notice how there is no faggotry
>finding my step dads playboys
India Allen provided me with many jack offs. Before I could even shoot a wad.
>>768574420
That's Christine Lakin(Al from Step By Step)and Dominique Mocciano(Probably butchered that)
>>768574360
Great taste, friendo.
>>768572398
her sister was cuter
>>768574426
She was always gorgeous. Still is to be honest.
I must have fapped to Shania Twain in this purple outfit dozens of times as a teenager.
>>768574495
>>768574557
Thought so
>>768574015
She did sexy stuff? Would have Fuckin loved that back in the day.
>>768570853
Same
>>768572398
Same. Had a crush on the younger sister too lol
>>768574015
Everybody loves a bit of Holly Valance
>>768574388
No, people had a different approach on nudity during the 70s/80s, I miss those days.
>>768571279
Had a huge crush on Wilma Deering
>>768563608
her and Willem Dafoe could have spawned an antichrist
>>768574767
>ka-ching!
>>768574426
And paedo's choice, with those nude pics of her like 10 years old
Anyone else wack off to Terri Schiavo's weird ass moans back then?
>>768563557
sauce, pls
>>768574360
The best part of Step by Step. Used to watch this alone in my bedroom
>>768572398
>>768574581
>>768574955
Voting for older sister, also blindness +3 attractiveness perk
>>768571240
>Fun fact: she is now a mathematician responsible for helping develop the Chayes–McKellar–Winn theorem.
Looks like she's one of the few child celebrities that weren't ruined by fame and toxic Hollywood culture.
>>768562729
>>768575580
https://youtu.be/GrBp9QDu2EE
>>768575914
Pictures of young Jodie are far too uncommon.
>>768575914
Jodie was stupidly attractive when she was younger.
>>768575654
>blacked.com
>>768570694
top notch woman right here
>>768570465
Is this from the fucking Dennis the Menace movie?
>>768563645
whoa, flashbacks...
>>768573740
Because she protested the genocidal vietnam war, right?
>>768565374
I watched Gremlins the other day, and she is so amazingly beautiful.
this guy from the mall restroom, I loved sitting on his cock
>>768576126
Yeah was quintessential hate sex. She gave me my love for women in business attire.
>>768572593
>pleb xena poster
discord was god tier mate
>>768574209
Oh yes. Bangles cutie.
>>768574209
>>768574349
The Bangles?
>>768565374
She’s 17 here.
>>768570188
would still fuck, she's still cute
>>768572016
fuck off anon i bet you're jacking of to rogue right now
>>768563645
Are you a dentist?
>>768563645
>>The JC Penny catalog.
I love this.
When she was a couple years older she did an ice capades event on tv and I still remember that feeling.
>>768576965
Yep. Tatum O'niel has a topless scene in Circle Of Two at 16. She was gorgeous back in the day as well.
>>768575499
Now THAT is Best Emma.
>>768577227
Daaaaaammmmnnnn
>>768564659
Man, that show had it all. The smoky voiced older aunt, the bimbo younger aunt, and sexy young Sabrina. 10/10 would fap again.
super old
>>768570694
Ah, Jennifer Connelly
>>768562729
definitely this
I love going and watching all those movies with her in them and reminiscing
Still fap to her.
Diana From "V"
>>768578259
Julie was pretty hot too, but I fap Diana...
>>768569839
My perpetual crush.
A.J. Langer from People Under The Stairs
I know i stroked it lots to those perky tits.
>>768565010
Real Dinosaurs!
>>768577338
hot as fuck
who is this
>>768578722
haha, oh wow
same
>>768578717
Too bad she’s a ragged old lesbo now.
Unfortunately they got old.
>>768578717
Lesli Winkle ? Really? She´s a lesbian... are you?
>>768578770
>now
Tatum O'neil
>>768562729
I knew her irl she is tiny
>>768578736
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_McGlade
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Can%27t_Do_That_on_Television
in retrospect, I didn't realize the show was Canadian
learn something new every day
>>768563077
responsible for many new furfags in the world
