Is it true that everything, and everyone can be bought?
Not necessarily with money, but yes, most things are.
And no, not all things are.
>>768562254
try to buy the moon with money
>>768562322
pepsi is working on that. they are designing a way to project their logo onto the moon and pay the government for it.
>>768562366
Which government owns the moon, then?
>>768562415
just because something can be bought, doesn't mean it can be owned.
>>768562254
Not everything, some people have principles
>>768562254
yes, at least you can pay someone to teach you how to get it (love, friendship and this kind of shit)
>>768562457
name some principles thank you
If you had enough money, you could find someone, somewhere, willing to help you buy the moon, and enforce payment from people who looked at it.
But that's a fairly extreme example. People? Easily; sex slaves are a huge market in many countries, America included, and if you have enough money to throw around, no one would ever enforce the law upon you, even if you were caught.
Wealth is the answer to literally any problem.
>>768562510
>>768562433
>implying ownership is anything but a transaction
If you want to get edgy and deep about shit, then the only thing you personally will ever own is your body and even that can be taken away from you.
If you purchase something, you're given the legal right of ownership to that.. granted that might be in only your country but if it was an Island or whatnot then maybe your country would intervene and blah blah defend it for you or some bs.
I don't know, you're asking for retarded hypothetical answer when you use logic like that.
>>768562415
Out of all the governments that want it, the strongest. However.. things must be more peaceful nowadays so it'll likely be owned among the superpowers.
>>768562457
Hue, wish I could delude myself into saying the same thing. Everything can be bought, even people.. there's some that would need a considerably high amount of money to do something but eventually they will break, especially if the offer is on the table for long enough. People hit highs and lows as well as unavoidable shit in their life that they eventually give in.
>>768562568
>If you had enough money, you could find someone, somewhere, willing to help you buy the moon, and enforce payment from people who looked at it.
As stupid as some anons will consider this to be.. it's fucking true. You could literally do this if you had the money.
>>768562857
Not the anon you're talking with but if you could name some principles then that would be great, honestly. I bet you every last one of them can be shot down as easily as you can think them up.
happiness can't be bought.
but you can buy things that will make you happy.
there's no amount you could pay to stop me from serving jesus
>>768562254
I actually pay a bitch who is married and have a kid for sex. Butch related, thats her husband. Lol shes like 28 i think
>>768563196
How? I mean, how do you started? I know a girl who probably would give me her ass for money. But i dont want to get exposed.
>>768563094
Bullshit. There has never been a person on the face of the planet who didn't have a price. Some prices are just higher than others.
>>768563416
there's no price worth more than eternity
>>768563094
I would give you 30 pieces of silver, try and turn that down.. Judas.
>>768563416
This. Offer a bitch a nice ammount of money and she will give you her ass.
>>768562877
>If you purchase something, you're given the legal right of ownership to that
Nope. If you use anything that runs anytype of software, even a casio wrist watch, you do not own the software you are only borrowing the software from the company. Same for smart phones, you tecnicly own the hard ware but you are only allowed to use the software because the company lets you
>>768563515
cause that worked out so well for him in the end
>>768563510
With the right amount of money, you could buy eternity.
Eternal life and youth? Shit, that's already being funded. I bet we'll have that sorted out in under fifty years.
Paradise on earth? That's whatever you want it to be. Do you want to firebomb Australia and rebuild it into your private island? I guarantee you could throw enough cash at the right PMG to do that, and enough money at the world's governments to overlook it.
you can buy everythings, it only change the price
>>768563576
no amount of money can buy the kingdom of god, and death catches up to all of us in the end.
I want to offer a girl money for sex. But man, i'm scared. Any tip?
>>768563648
Allahu akbar my friend.
Can't buy muscles
>>768563686
Aloha snackbar 2 u my dude
>>768563648
God also has a price. Hell, in the Old Testament, it was as easy as Job telling him that he still believed despite the bullshit that was heaped upon him.
>>768562254
after a certain age you are basically washed up and useless. yes the ones who can't be bought aren't aware of the world yet.
here is why you owe me 100%
> if you want to prove it, just buy someone by promising them what they want without mentioning the money.
>>768563545
>being this retarded
If I buy a Casio wrist watch.. and keep the receipt, I have full legal right of ownership towards that item. I will continue to keep that if I do not breach a contract, if there is one, stating that I can lose it for whatever reason.
Believe me, I could take it to court otherwise and get my fucking £10 Casio wrist watch back.
This is the same with any software, unless they state they can take it away from you for whatsoever reason, which I don't think is even legal for them to do if you're purchasing something, then you own it.
>buy a product
>own the product
Just because you don't have legal rights to distribute or use their software doesn't mean shit, you still own it.
>>768563691
/fit/fag
>>768562254
You cant buy skills, if you suck at sex and bust a nut faster than she gets her way you dont have a use for your surgicaly enhanced dick. Because that money can buy.
>>768563691
>steroids
Literally buying muscles then.
>>768563691
can buy steroids and synthol though
>>768563760
You can buy someone to train you to be better at sex. You could also buy that woman's fake enjoyment and her silence.
>>768563717
belief in his son jesus is god's price, yes. he doesn't want to share his kingdom with those who hate him after all
>>768563691
As someone said, you CAN buy steroids, but I'll go one further: Surgical muscular implants are totally a thing.
>>768563760
>You cant buy skills
What do you think education is? You could even pay a sex coach to learn how to have better sex.
Jesus Christ, it's early in the morning and all the bird brains have crawled to the surface. I swear /b/ isn't this retarded later in the day..
>>768562877
OP didn't say how much money you had. If you bought something via owning the company(s) then you could do whatever you want.
Now, if OP said you only have a billion dollars, then I'd say no, also.
>>768563765
>>768563774
Okay yeah. Protein shakes etc
>>768563798
Sad but i did. My sex game was lame. And guess what? It was because my insecurities. When i learned to love myself all changed.
Maybe trust iduno
>>768563835
Since he didn't put a limit on it I just guessed it was unlimited. I would agree with what you're saying though, if there's a cap on your budget then yeah, you would be very limited even with a billion.
>>768563860
Please just agree that money can quite literally buy everything and anything.
I've been operating under the assumption that in this hypothetical scenario, you have unlimited money. Obviously you couldn't buy the fucking moon and pay an army of thugs to enforce payment for looking at it with just one billion dollars.
>>768562254
Money cant buy happiness
>>768563964
No trust can't be bought.
>>768563988
Bull fucking shit it can't.
>>768562254
Money cant buy memories. Money cant buy anger. Money cant buy sadness. Money cant buy anything we cant touch. Money can only buy objects
If you sell trust, there'll be a higher bidder. There.
>>768563988
it can buy things that make you happy
>>768562254
We humans should not pay for anything. This is our earth. Everything should be free.
>>768564026
give it a few decades and we'll probs be able to buy memories, emotions, etc. (you can already buy emotions through drugs though tbh)
I wish i could buy a cure for my super-aids...
>>768564040
I don't want to know about your dildos
>>768564072
Yeah
>>768563988
The only people who say that money cant buy happiness are the poors. Fuck yes it can.
>>768564026
>money cant buy sadness
What is that retarded shit?
>>768564105
This.
>>768564026
>Money can't buy memories
Money can facilitate in the making of memories (Disneyland, for example), so yes it can.
>Money can't buy anger
Go give a dude $20 and tell him to punch you in the face.
>Money can't buy sadness
You ever paid money for a beloved pet and had it die?
>Money can't buy anything we can't touch
This one is kind of vague but do you mean rare objects or something more ephemeral? Because as I already said, money could totally buy you the moon.
>>768564105
No it can't. Why some rich famous people commit suicide then
>>768564191
>Why do different, unrelated people with issues unrelated to their wealth commit suicide
That's retarded. You're retarded.
>>768564011
What?? If you keep paying someone large sums of money then you'll have their trust. How do you think politics and everything works?
REEEEE, FUCKING ADMIT IT ALREADY.
Money cant buy life
/thread
>>768562366
Im gonna sue them for ruining my view.
>>768564178
>>Money can't buy sadness
>You ever paid money for a beloved pet and had it die?
Try paying for your parents funeral instead. Seeing the whole thing in action really makes the reality of them being dead hit home so much harder.
>>768562254
>have lots of money
>be all stupidly smug
>get leukaemia
>complications cause all your internal bodily fluids to leak out through your skin
>die an undignified and disgusting death over many weeks
dat money doe
>>768564191
Because most of them are depressive suicidal drugaddict faggots. I know rich succesful people in real life and they are very happy.
>>768564277
That's a better example. Shelling out thousands of dollars to bury your deceased mother is a double kick in the dick.
can't buy everything, but can buy facsimiles for most things
someone's body that is too weak to climb a mountain won't be able to feel the thrill and accomplishment of climbing a mountain themselves
but they've probably got other priorities focused around what they can do, rather than what they can't do
but it still goes, they cannot gain that experience with money alone
>>768564251
>Money cant buy life
You can quite literally buy premium medical care, ensuring if you ever have organ failure or something that you get it sorted ASAP.
Not only that but STEM cell therapy and shit will also keep you going strong. That and the ability to live a stress free, healthy lifestyle will keep you going a long.. long time.
>>768564303
Magic Johnson's wealth discovered a cure for HIV. I bet it could do that for your leukemia too.
>>768562254
You can´t buy a live dinosaur
>>768564303
/thread
>>768564251
The illegal organs market doesn't agree
>>768563728
>t. anon who has never missed a cellphone bill and got his cellphone locked including the wifi access.
You only own something so long as you can maintain full and permanent control over it. Almost anything can be taken from you. Own some land? If its in the way of a new government building project, they can enact eminent domain and force you out. Have a pile of cash? Some nigger can take it at gun point? Own guns? Government can take them if you so much as fail to pay a parking ticket and it gets you landed in jail. The clothes on your back? Time itself takes those from you. Your body? If you are homeless, you can end up in prison.
>Ownership is temporary. Either you outlast the item or the item outlasts you.
>>768563668
Go to a hooker
>>768564380
Fuck. Touche
>>768564380
Tell that to John Hammond.
>>768564380
again, give it time, they'll figure out a way to clone them. maybe not now, but soon.
>>768564436
No! I want her
>>768564414
>being this simple minded and retarded at the same time
/thread
>>768564346
You're a morally bankrupt idiot, life will show you, repeatedly, how all treasure is worthless.
>be me
>man with infinite wealth
>just saw the second Iron Man movie
>get into my private Boeing and fly to Scarlet Johansson's house
>have my manservant knock on the door
>she answers.
>"Excuse me, Miss Johansson. I know you're probably busy and also married, but I want to fuck you. I am prepared to offer you fifty million dollars."
>she refuses
>"Two hundred million dollars."
>her expression notably shifts but, still being rich herself, refuses
>"Ninety million dollars."
>she breaks
>we fuck
>it was great
There is literally nothing material that cannot be bought.
>>768564426
>>t. anon who has never missed a cellphone bill and got his cellphone locked including the wifi access.
Does it look like I'm made of fucking straw you absolute mumbling retard?
Everything you say after that is just full of shit, absolutely full of shit and so easily refuted. I'm not even going to bother.
>have an unlimited amount of money
>miss cellphone bill
Only you anon, only you can be that fucking retarded.
>>768562254
Money can't buy vampires :')
>>768564544
It hasn't yet!
>smokes a Cuban while petting my ludicrously expensive purebred dog
The more I read your opinions, the bigger my aversion to opulence gets.
Money might be the solution for some people's problems, yes, but I think I'd rather be poor as dirt and have challenges in life.
Money would solve all my problems, though! I could buy myself a lobotomy :)
You cant buy trust with money :) this one is true as fuck")
>>768564426
>>t. anon who has never missed a cellphone bill and got his cellphone locked including the wifi access.
then you didn't buy the phone, you bought a subscription that "came with" a phone, which you're paying for along with the subscription
when you outright buy a phone from an electronics retailer, with no subscription attached, then your phone isn't going to be locked because you didn't pay a bill
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>>768562254
In theory yes, everyone and everything has some kind of price or you can make someone use that price to influence someone else. Some of my professors have called it the "Kick your dog" theory of how much money or torture would you have to go through until you give up and kick your dog.
>>768564639
Money couldn't even fix that extra chromosome you seem to have.
Fucking retard.
>>768565293
Ya it can weed and vampire pussy exist
>>768566667
daaaamn so close
>>768566666
>>768566754
Shiet no pussy for me 2nite