>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do /b/?
>>768560695
This is possibly a gay post but I would show her my music
>>768560695
Dunno why, have a real thing for her. Honestly probably try to take her on a date. Would never work though
>>768560918
fuck off spamming nigger
Tay bump
Tay bump. Where y'all at?
I would immediately ask her to marry me!
>>768560695
get my fleshlight out of the drawer and go back to the living room to jack off.
Taylor is so beautiful.
A true aryan queen.
>>768560695
Offer to take her home, she is obviously lost.
>>768561633
Then fuck her in the car?
>>768560695
tell her that a bunch of 4chan fags love her. And that ill never know why, with her 13 year old boy body, and smashed barbie doll face
>>768561579
>>768561623
Yeah man
tits or gtfo?
>>768561579
Good morning Taylor.
>>768560772
If rather find reviewbrah in there than Taylor swift.
No homo.
>>768561647
She Proly started this thread, so sure why not?
>>768561723
Good morning!
>>768561839
So are you in PA then?
Tay is love
>>768560695
Ask her how she got in?
I just want you guys to know that I love all my fans! xoxo
>>768561893
I'm in CA right now!
I'd probably offer her some ice cream because eeho doesnt like ice cream
>>768561535
kek
>>768561985
Well then its very late there. Nice way to top off the evening by starting a thread to get the /b/ crowd horny for you.
Enjoy all the attention dear, and good night.
What kinda gay shit is this
>>768562177
I'm a night owl sometimes anon! I love it when y'all think about little old me!
Anybody got any pictures of her sticking her tongue out in sexy way, like a lot of chicks do?
I can't seem to find a single one
>>768560695
Didnt john meyers 11 inch dong give her genital be warts?
>>768562316
I will personally spend an evening and night with ANY anon who can find and post a picture of me sticking out my tongue!
>>768562355
JM is nowhere near 11 inches. Believe me!
>>768562431
ok, I'll bite.
When you did your first show at Levi Stadium a few days ago what was the ONLY song did you not play on your set list from your new album?
Also, do you swallow when you give head?
>>768560695
>2018
>still acting as if hamster-faced Swift were a thing
you faggot
>>768562604
That's a trick question anon because I played them all!
politely ask him to leave my residence
So, about that date.. where are we going?
>>768560695
fucking leave before she turns me into another vampire
>>768562843
>>768562768
You played one over the speakers as people exited the stadium...
>>768562961
Like I said, I played them all anon!
For me, it's the mcchicken
>>768561579
What color and brand of tinted contacts were the ones in this picture? They look great!
>>768563042
That's cheating brat.
Did you play bloopers or not at the show?
And what were they about?
Also I posted your tongue pic .. ao where's my datw?
>>768560695
Strip her barely to let me put myself inside her and bang her silly without knowing how she really looks without the glam-it-up. Also, it is a major turn-on to know that this would make its way to being one of her songs. I doubt that banging her would be better than that.
>>768563440
Thank you! I forget the exact specs because that was a long time ago.
>>768563588
>Did you play bloopers or not at the show?
>And what were they about?
I don't want to spoil the show for any anons who will be a future venues.
>Also I posted your tongue pic .. ao where's my date?
You posted a picture with my mouth open and you can see my tongue but my tongue is not *sticking out*
Too bad anon you were sooo close and I would have swallowed for a stud like you on our special date!
>>768563804
I had family there.
You said you loved playing Santa Clara because you always sell out the stadium there and that you'd see everybody "tomorrow " at the next show.
If it really is you, email me a picture of just your tongue, no eyes, just mouth and tongue.
So I can at least fantasize about that date..
[email protected]
>>768561839
Your boobs look great in this picture!
>>768564028
>If it really is you, email me a picture of just your tongue, no eyes, just mouth and tongue.
I wish I could do that for you anon but people know I have one very distinguishable tooth third on the left so I can't risk being outed as a poster on /b/. On the flip side if I didn't show you that tooth in the picture I would send you how would you know it's really me? It's a paradox. I'm so sorry I really do wish I could help you masturbate to me.
>>768564161
Thank you! Feel free to shoot a load or two to them if you like!
>>768563108
fucking hot
>>768560695
I remember her daily "/b/ trap queen" threads. Good times lol
>>768560695
Do a 360 degrees x 360 so fast that I go back in time to fuck her mom and become the father.
>>768560695
Tell the ugly bitch to skidaddle?
>>768567556
and then fuck her constantly
>>768560695
I'd tell her that in such a huge fan and if she would be willing to grant me a special request
