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Dubs decide how I kill this faggot. I took him out of the tank

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Dubs decide how I kill this faggot.

I took him out of the tank somewhat in a net 5 minutes ago and flicked him 3 times, now he's swimming weird.
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Rude
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>>768554633
checkd
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Happy 14th Birthday, OP!
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>>768554716
Thanks man.
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>>768554574
Why do you want to kill him? Beta fish are cool as fuck
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>>768554574
I'm guessing you're in middle School. Don't worry you're dick will get bigger and a girl will kiss you. Stop being a pdycho.
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check
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>>768554574
*Your
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>>768554574
in ur butt it goes
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>>768554814
pussy, just let it happen op
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bruh i think you misspelled myself. tho tbf, who spells it "this faggot"?
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>>768554805
He hasn't ate in 2 weeks anyway, pissed me off. No reason why, Spent like $50 for the tank and heater and all that shit.

Gonna get another one hopefully it won't be retarded.
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>>768554874
reroll
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Put it in chocolate milk and drink it.
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>>768554943
I'm pretty sure if it hasn't eaten in two weeks and still survived means it has eaten
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>>768554943
he prob thinks ur retarded n doesnt want to go on living
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>>768554943
>f-fuck this stupid fish it's broken give me another one >:c
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Record his demise for us
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>>768554805
Put him in a smaller, appropriately heated bowl so he would at least eat something an hour ago and he wouldn't touch it. Dumbass is going to die either way.
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>>768554574
crush head with hammer and post vid
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>>768555040
Bettas can live for awhile without food.
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>>768555172
re
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Either do the chocolate milk death or something quick and painless and record it
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>>768555103
Probably because you flicked him half to death you absolute fucking faggot. Be sure to kill yourself after putting him out of his misery.
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>>768555239
This was before I tried to flick him to death you spastic.
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Keep him until he dies of natural causes.
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Just kill it already he has suffered enough. Record it to show us his fate
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>>768555287
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OP show us your weapons for his execution
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>>768555239
This
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>>768554574
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Just kill the poor bastard
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A
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>>768554574
https://youtu.be/yuhJWpdYCLs

:)
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Op isn't here anymore. Sad
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Pingas
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>>768555524
Roll
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>>768555558
nope
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>>768555533
I
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>>768555558
You were so close to a legendary hex
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Am.
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>>768555589
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>>768555558
Sad
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>>768555558 here
I tried to Time it perfectly but alas it failed
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They're like miniature Arrowna
How could you hate them
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>>768554574
fill it’s tank with vinegar
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>>768554574. 600000
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>>768555777
Fuck you
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>>768555777
TRIPS
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>>768555777
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>>768555777
Winner
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>>768554574
Listen to SLAPSUBS by Young Cappi #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/user-654527299/slapsubs

Listen to WishWosh by Young Cappi #np on #SoundCloud
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I tried to breed 2 in a huge fucking 50 gallon but the male decided to eat the females face off
So I took her outside and fucking curb stomped her out of this miserable existence
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OP is not gonna deliver
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>>768555777
FAGGOT OP WILL NOT DELIVER
TO EXPENSIVE FOR POORFAG OP UPSET HIS FISH WON'T EAT IN ITS NEW.HOME RIGHT AWAY
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>>768554943
DONT KILL IT, BUY 2 MORE AND PUT THEM IN THE TANK AND WATCH ALL 3 KILL EACHOTHER LOL, THEN REWARD THE WINNER WITH TREATS
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>>768555777
Double trips check’d
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Op is a fag
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Bump
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Update from OP. I'm putting him in a cup first and then doing it because I dont' want to kill my snail
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Also, had to go to store to get vineger
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Blend his tail in a blender (or chop it off it off if you dont have one) and tape him swimming until he dies
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Taking awhile for it to kill him.
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Video uploading
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https://streamable.com/l3bhj
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>>768557363
WHAT THE FUCK. FUCK YOU OP
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>>768557363
Thought you pissed in the container for a second
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>>768557363
Holy shit! OP actually delivered!
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>>768557485
Nah, got some nice vinegar too. Gonna cook with it later. Glass bottle and shit.
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>>768555053
>>768555053
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>>768557363
I...
Wow I wasn't expecting this OP, good job I guess
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It was sad to watch but hey it was better than flushing
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Update: I haven't really seen a dead fish in a larger tank so I put him back in.

This mother fucker started fucking swimming after 30 seconds.
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>>768557363
op you asshole lol
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https://streamable.com/h8jqj
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You should have just gave it a little vinegar it seemed to pick him up
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What is this fucking jesus fish made out of.
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>>768555312
Oh look a newfag, I wish they still had ID's so heaven can tell you to fuck off for real.
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>>768557755
Triple dubs the fish is still alive though
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WHY OP WHY
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Another update, the dumb fuck is swimming normal now.
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>>768557999
Burn its head with a lighter
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>>768555555
Just a test
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>>768558272
The dumb fuck survived somehow. I'm going to put a dark blanket over the aquarium to de-stress him and then watch him die tomorrow to a less beta betta.
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>>768557363
OP. it is nice that you delivered and all but go fuck yourself.
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>>768558377
Actively fucking myself right now, actually. Good loli threads tonight.
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>>768558721
I bet you'd think because I'm in the military I'm a serial killer already, faggot.
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>>768554574
don't be a dick, OP. If you don't want it, bring it to a pet store and tell them that if they don't take it, you're going to kill it (don't, though). It's life consciousness, just like you.
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>>768559117
If the faggot would eat I wouldn't be so annoyed. But I'm just gonna get another betta to kill it.
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Night to whatever faggots are still on here. I'll post the fight tomorrow.
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>>768557363
>https://streamable.com/l3bhj
you sound like a fat fucking faggot get some friends and a counselor OP
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