Hey, /b/, what do you think about this girl? What can I do to get this particular one in my pants?
Trips and I leak facebook.
>>768553648
Buy her a Depeche Mode album. I wouldn't get your hopes up, though. Doesn't seem like it would be easy to get her to be very enthusiastic about anything, OP.
>>768553915
I'm broke af
>>768554002
Jesus fuck. Was she born looking that depressed? I'm getting more suicicidal every second I look at her. She's all yours. Keep her Facebook.
>>768554196
How tho?
>>768554196
I just killed myself because of these pics.
>>768553648
By dragging her pussy to the men’s bathroom or your room.
>>768554234
How what? How do you fuck her? Just rape her. I bet the cops wouldn't even want listen to her drone on. I bet they'd be like, "We'll see what we can do" and just never bother to question anyone because they don't want to have to talk to her again. Just do it, OP.
She have a boyfriend and orbiters. How do I murder their game?
>>768553648
Nobody can tell you, it depends on the person and none of us know her.
>>768554526
Based on first impressions. The collar is mine, she wore it for a while.
>>768554451
She has people who actually want to be around her? What are they? Corpses?
>>768554451
Be different. Don't be a try hard.
>>768554587
Orbiters, man
>>768554627
Takes time and I don't like that.
>>768554451
Tell her to come over so you can watch, "A Nightmare Before Christmas" and cut yourselves together. That'll get her SOPPING WET. Believe me.
>>768554840
>>768554840
This.
Is Halloween, This is Halloween
>>768554946
Perfect. Now watch them Jack Skellington panties fuckin' drop.
>>768555139
She just explain she didn't reply because she was in class and gave me a "heh" but didn't answer the question.
>>768555190
Tell her there's a $50 Hot Topic gift card in it for her (you don't actually have to have one)
>>768555356
We don't have Hot Topic in this land.
>>768555380
Alright, OP. I feel legitimately bad for trolling you now. I would honestly like to help you. Firstly, where are you from? Just out of curiosity.
>>768555578
Latvia. It borders Russia on the left side.
>>768555611
Right. So, you said she has a boyfriend? And orbiters?
>>768555729
That is indeed. We all hang out at the same place every day.
>that dog collar
Just be dominant around her, don't respect her too much - or at least act like you don't respect her since she doesn't do it herself
>>768555611
Also, do you actually have feelings for this girl? Or do you just want to fuck her? These things matter.
>>768555761
Word taken.
Thats a guy
>>768555770
I think I did catch some feelings, yeah.
>>768555788
>implying you wouldnt smash anyway
>>768555794
Start trying to get her away from them. That's gonna be a crucial step. If you can do that, you can start implementing your game plan. What's her sense of humor like? Or does she even have one is a good place to start I guess.
>>768554750
Orbiters are no problem, she wants to be treated like a dog
Just install dominance over her boyfriend
>>768555933
Her boyfriend said he doesnt want her to talk to me IRL for a while so we kind of keep away but I told her I'm going to come up and talk.
We already did keep away for a bit but now she's back in the middle of the crowd basically.
>>768555952
Elaborate, please.
>>768556019
So he sees you as a possible threat? Does she seem to show signs of having feelings for you as well?
>>768556095
Yes, a major one. To the point where he has no chill.
She said I hurt her but she's still talking to me.
>>768556019
Try to order him around a bit
>would you mind giving me a beer?
>get me a beer!
Do better than him at whatever you guys are doing
>>768556174
I want to avoid messing with him entirely as I see that could be a waste of time and taint my appearance.
>>768556167
Make him rage
Let him attack you
Destroy him
Dominance established
>>768553648
give her a pair of your pants as a gift on her birthday, just don't tell her you wore them first.
>>768556265
>Make him rage
>Let him attack you
He went to a different hood to get some niggers to beat me up so I almost got beat up and my phone taken.
>Destroy him
I'll make him do it himself because
I don't wanna mess with him, the only way would be to divert his girlfriend to me without touching that kid.
>>768556323
Not a bad plan.
Oh yeah and she changed my FB nickname to senpai because I have a tshit that says that.
>>768556167
how old is this kid?
>>768556326
So to bring everything together
Her bf send brutes after you and you still hang out with him and somehow that will get you into a girls pants?
Sounds like you are to horribly omega
Punch that fucked uncautious for that
>>768556167
Dude sounds quite insecure. That's a good thing for you, OP. You have to ruffle his feathers as much as possible. You have to remain calm throughout, though. Do whatever you can to make him lose his cool and try not to let her figure out that you're doing it intentionally. She'll see him being very emotional and childish about you, while you, yourself will seem more mature for keeping your composure. This might seem very petty, and it may very well be but women are usually quite petty themselves so I don't see anything wrong with playing head games. You gotta do what you gotta do is what it always comes back to.
>>768556564
I don't hang out with him, we don't even shake hands.
>>768556596
Yeah, that's exactly what's going on. I came here for a boost tho.
>>768556673
At least something
You should still beat him up properly
Being "higher" than violence is womanly Bullshit - even more so in the lands of vodka and tripaloski
>she's together with the immature brute in the end
>>768556673
Also, I'm sure you're aware of the friendzone, OP. Don't put yourself there. If you really want to be with her, you can't show that you would settle for anything less. You have to be confident. Confidence is always key. Also, I seem to find that, "treating them like shit" is true to an extent. It's more about being impartial, though. They seems to respond really well to that. It makes them question themselves. Makes them think about their own insecurities. Makes them think, "What's wrong with me?", "Why doesn't he show interest in me?" I'm not saying completely ignore them but, definitely don't put them on a pedestal. You have to act as if you're fine with whether or not they're even there.
>>768556877
I did once wave my hand at him to tell him to come over as though I was about to f*ck him up.
>>768553648
>>girl?
>>768556959
Good advice. That's what I'm trying basically.
>>768556967
It's not hard
Form a fist
Punch his face
>>768557026
She'll get mad at me, that's why I wasn't in the hospital.
>>768557008
You can get her, OP. I'm sorry for trolling you, /b/rother. I would like to see you succeed. Her current bf seems like a gigantic faggot. I agree with the other anons that he certainly deserves a beating. Only when the time is right, though if it's even something you'd want to do. Do it at the wrong time and it could fuck it all up. I'm sure you're aware of this. You seem to be a fairly smart fellow.
>>768557270
I was trying to think of a name to refer to him as in my mind and "gigantic faggot" seems to fit. I almost feel sorry for how OP it is to ask Anon for help because I kind of understand the problems he has but nuffin personal tho, he has the massive gays afaic at this point.
>>768557115
You don't care if she gets mad at you
>she won't
And you don't punch him for a girl but because he's a pussy that send thugs after you
And if you are fearful - just think about why he sent thugs instead of doing it himself
Should she act like she's mad at you just tell her you don't care he sends thungs after you and you couldn't let that stand
>will get her wet as fuck
>>768557370
Dude the first thing I sent to her after I knew what was up was "give me a reason not to get my own crew to curbstomp him" and then I figured it might make her feel bad and I just said "ill pray for him"
The point is besides making out with her to keep getting her attached he's not even a concern, just trying to get her to change her mind already. Like I'm trying to see the bigger picture.
>>768557470
The bigger picture is she thinks you get beat up if she leaves him
>>768557539
Perspective as fuck. Tell me everything I need to know.
>>768557351
Ehh, fuck that guy. All is fair in love and war. I think you have a good grasp on what you must do. Try not to make it about your feels, though. Feels fuck everything up. Make it more like a game if you have to, if only to succeed. That's probably a shallow way to look at it but in the end your goal will work for your feels as well. Feels are gay, OP. Don't ever forget that.
>>768557634
Okay, what's the fastest and worst thing I could make happen without getting my nails dirty?
>>768553648
I dunno how to get her there, but if you do get your dick in her, you better choke the bitch when she's about to cum. She is totally that type.
>>768557962
Every bitch is like that these days, baby boomer dads seriously fucked up.
>>768558052
>>768557962
Just need to get her boyfriend's dick out of her mouth first.
>>768557908
That's where it becomes a little tricky. Obviously, that relationship has to end. That's top priority here. Let me ask you though, is this guy really a shit person? Or is he a shit person to you just because he's in your way? I could care less about the morality of the situation. I'm just asking because I want to figure out the best way to play your cards.
>>768558326
Because he's in my way, otherwise we find the same things funny and we'd be total bros and if I was a girl he'd have two girlfriends.