Hello /b/, let's populate an Italy shaped island and set it through the course of it's existence using 0s, 5s, and dubs.
>>768551212
OP here, I am using my magic powers to suggest to myself that I add Mayans/Toltecs/Aztecs to the Italy shaped island.
>>768551296
Nevermind; I lack magic powers.
>>768551212
Bat people in the northern island!
>>768551487
Shut up, me. Bat people are only a good idea if someone else suggests them.
cephlopods have evolved, emerge from the sea to populate island for eventual world domination
Rabid people now inhabit the land
the island holds a secret.
A bunch of weird fat men who are obsessed with pizza, salami, and pasta inhabit the land. They make really fast red cars, but can't afford them.
>>768551212
AIDS carrier niggers suddenly land on the southernmost peninsula. 1.2 million of them.
>>768552190
Fucked.
>>768552190
/island
>>768552184
this?
mafia stronghold in Sicily
>>768552532
reroll
north korean colony on northern island
The ACN tribe invades from the south, as does the Mafia. They both build their own capitals.
The entire cast of "Too Many Cooks" settles in the North West.
>>768552994
>Mafia starts peddling drugs to niggers
>???
>profit
>>768553105
The Mafia uses their reserves of drugs to negotiate a deal with the ACN.
Mafia
>Wealth 15(+5)
>Trade 1(+1)
>Drugs 1(-1)
>Health 10
>Culture 10
>Faith 0
>Might 25
>Population 60
ACN
>Wealth 5(-5)
>Trade 1(+1)
>Drugs 1(+1)
>Health 9(-1)
>Culture 15
>Faith 5
>Might 15
>Population 60
Booby Hill and his followers on the Eastmost part of the island
>>768553594
Reroll
the umpa loompas strike
Niggas wiped out from mafia poisoning the drugs
>>768553668
Rebooby
Bird people fly in, taking the island to the north
>>768551212
Hitler claims the smallest island.
>>768553743
Re-Rebooby
a kingdom of lesbians appears in the north. They had previously taken over Wakanda and killed all of it's filthy niggers and stole the technology
North Korea starts nuking the island
>>768553791
The niggas are dead already
>>768551212
Technologically advanced society in the north, but they're all made of pizza
dinosaurs
jews own the mainland
>>768553788
dubs have spoken
>>768553594
Alex Jones + frogs + chemicals in the water
>>768553705
The Mafia's drugs turned out to be toxic, slowly destroying the ACN tribe.
Mafia
>Wealth 15
>Trade 1
>Drugs 1
>Health 10
>Culture 10
>Faith 0
>Might 25
>Population 60
ACN
>Wealth 5
>Trade 1
>Drugs 1(
>Health 0(-9)
>Culture 15
>Faith 5
>Might 5
>Population 20
The ACN tribe will die out next turn unless someone rolls for their survival.
A red gyarados emerges from the sea
A giant shit shit log appears. At the end of it is Andy Sixx. Everyone lines up to take that steamy creamy log
>>768553969
mount ethna explodes,
vaporizing everything.
the end.
roooooollin...
>>768554017
rerollareno
>>768553969
They mutate into Lovecraft shit instead due to the toxicity.
>>768551487
>>768554075
oh fuck
>>768554120
welp, I fucked over the mafia it seems
Bump
The Booby Hill tribe appears from the east, Alex Jone and a frog appear nearby, and he poisoned drugs turn the ACN into abominations.
Mafia
>Wealth 15
>Trade 1
>Drugs 1
>Health 10
>Culture 10
>Faith 0
>Might 25
>Population 60
Lovecraftian Horrors
>Wealth 5
>Trade 1
>Drugs 1
>Health 0
>Culture 0(-15)
>Faith 0(-5)
>Might 40(+35)
>Population 20
Alex Jones
>Wealth 10
>Trade 0
>Gay Frogs 10
>Health 10
>Culture 10
>Faith 10
>Might 5
>Population 1
Booby Hill Empire
>Wealth 10
>Trade 0
>Health 10
>Culture 10
>Faith 10
>Might 20
>Population 30
>>768554661
Also, a Red Gyarados appears in the sea,
>Might: 100
Knight vikings begin taking over the nothern island.
>>768554661
The unspeakable horrors of the former ACN decide to fuck over the mafia. Rage and all that.
>>768554821
I shamelessly reroll.
>>768554661
collaberation between booby hill tribe and alex jone
ALEX JONES CONSUMES 5 TUBS OF INFOWARS CAVEMAN TRUE PALEO
BETTER MUSCLES
HEALTHIER DIGESTION
>>768554856
I shamelessly rereroll.
>>768551212
Ok I guess it's an island of well armed swiss like people
>>768554902
CAVEMAN
trump appears in the middle of the main island with plans for a wall
>>768554781
>>768554821
>>768554880
The Booby Hill tribe and Alex Jones agree to protect each other.
The Lovecraftian Horrors decimate the Mafia.
Motherfucking Knight Vikings appear in the north
Mafia
>Wealth 15
>Drugs 1
>Health 10
>Culture 10
>Faith 0
>Might 1
>Population 1
Lovecraftian Horrors
>Wealth 5
>Drugs 1
>Health 0
>Culture 0
>Faith 0
>Might 40
>Population 20
Alex Jones Booby Hill Alliance
>Wealth 20
>Trade 0
>Gay Frogs 10
>Health 10
>Culture 20
>Faith 20
>Might 25
>Population 31
Motherfucking Knight Vikings
>Wealth 10
>Trade 0
>Health 10
>Culture 40
>Faith 40
>Might 35
>Population 30
Booby/Alex spread propaganda in hopes to overthrow the swiss like "people"
>>768555286
>>768555391
reroll
>>768555286
The horrors annex the mafia's territory because what the fuck is one dude gonna do.
>>768553473
>Mafia
>Faith 0
Hold on a second don't you need to be of Roman Catholic blood and be a practicer of the faith to join the Mafia
>>768555286
>>768555044
tisms aside can you put the Swiss in that one little island that's empty? that'd be swell
More white people show up. Kill or enslave everyone. Build most successful empire.
>>768555391
>>768555485
Some Swiss guys appear, and the Booby Alex Alliance already plans to overthrow them. Meanwhile, the Don of the Mafia realized that he was religious but immediately got fucked by the horrors.
Mafia
>Population 0
Lovecraftian Horrors
>Wealth 5
>Drugs 1
>Health 0
>Culture 0
>Faith 0
>Might 40
>Population 20
>Destroyed the Mafia
Alex Jones Booby Hill Alliance
>Wealth 20
>Trade 0
>Gay Frogs 10
>Health 10
>Culture 20
>Faith 20
>Might 25
>Population 31
Motherfucking Knight Vikings
>Wealth 10
>Trade 0
>Health 10
>Culture 40
>Faith 40
>Might 35
>Population 30
Swiss Miss
>Wealth 10
>Trade 0
>Health 10
>Culture 10
>Faith 10
>Might 30
>Population 30
Country decided in two. South is democracy North is communism. North is best country
>>768555790
Motherfucking Knight Vikings raid the Booby Hill capital
>>768555865
Do you mean one of the existing nations or a new one?
>>768555790
Booby tribe trains his people for combat
>>768555916
reroll
>>768555916
re-reroll
h8
>>768555916
re-re-reroll
>>768555790
The Swiss begin a regimen of aggressively developing small arms and weaponized chocolate
>>768555916
re-re-re-reroll
>>768555904
All exsistin nation devide into one of these two countries evenly.
Horrors begin copulating to strengthen their numbers.
re-re-re-re-reroll
>>768555916
>>768555790
The horrors reproduce asexually and begin to build edgy monuments to their gods that corrupt the land around it.
>>768555916
one more re-roll
>>768556012
rerol
>>768556012
rererollo
>>768555790
The Lovecratian Horrors learn the secrets of running the Mafia and mutate into the Yazuza Tentacle Monsters
Two nations exist now: the communist north and the democratic horrors. The communist Boobies begin training as the Swiss make chocolate guns.
Commie Alliance
>Wealth 40
>Gay Frogs 10
>Chocolate Guns 5
>Health 10
>Culture 80
>Faith 70
>Might 100
Democratic Horrors
>Wealth 5
>Drugs 1
>Health 0
>Culture 0
>Faith 0
>Might 80
>Population 40
>Destroyed the Mafia
>>768556177
Meant to say Yakuza, sorry.
>>768556283
Fuck, wrong image.
North learns the holocaust technology
>>768556311
Additionally, since neither nation really has an economy, this only serves to unite the north.
>>768556283
>>768556311
The democratic horrors smoke the drugs and begin a PCP fueled scorched earth campaign across the no mans land
>>768556311
The Democratic Yakuza Tentacle Monsters experience a post-war economic miracle after destroying the Mafia. Their economy and technology explodes and they get rich.
They also begin dumping all of the Mafia's cocaine into the ocean to poison the Gyrados.
>>768556311
Booby attempts to convince the communist north into searching for the fabled Honk Hall near the center of the island
North learns blitzkreig
>>768556401
>>768556419
>one off twice
50/50 it
The communist alliance begins to develop Jew killing ovens as the horrors become Yakuza Tentacle monsters.
Commie Alliance
>Wealth 40
>Gay Frogs 10
>Chocolate Guns 5
>Health 10
>Culture 80
>Faith 70
>Might 120
DYTM
>Wealth 5
>Drugs 1
>Health 0
>Culture 0
>Faith 0
>Might 100
>Population 40
>Destroyed the Mafia
>>768556311
Democratic Yakuza Monsters begin genetically engineering the Japanese Schoolgirl which, when complete, will allow them to breed much more rapidly.
Cthulhu wakes up, causing some commies to worship him.
>>768556419
reroll
Hitler Born in North.
>>768551212
gulag
>>768556506
reroll
>>768551212
Troy is destroyed and Aneas flees by sea, eventually settling on the Tiber after defeating the mighty Latin Prince Ternus, founding Rome as a military and economic superpower hell bent on killing those aids infested niggers and mafia degenerates in the name of Christ.
>>768556572
Reroll
>>768556572
Reroll damnit
>>768556534
Rere
The Gyrados uses it's hyper beam and starts a fire in the middle of the island.
>>768556668
Damn you, number gods.
South learns social justice, also identifies 4896 different genders.
>>768556572
Invoking the power of the rarest Pepe to found Rome.
>>768556668
Reroll
>>768556478
>>768556450
>>768556510
The Boobies unveil motherfucking Honk Hall (who is currently on neither side), and Cthulu shows up, demanding commie worshipers.
Commie Alliance
>Wealth 40
>Gay Frogs 10
>Chocolate Guns 5
>Health 10
>Culture 80
>Faith 80
>Might 120
DYTM
>Wealth 5
>Drugs 1
>Health 0
>Culture 0
>Faith 0
>Might 100
>Population 40
>Destroyed the Mafia
Honk Hall
>Weath 10
>Culture 10
>Faith 10
>Might 200
>>768556699
Reroll for this and gay marriage is made mandatory for all citizens.
>>768556707
Rome Roll ftw
>>768556699
Not sure how I would draw this happening on the fucked up character designs, so let's just say that it happened.
>>768556733
communist north puts half their faith into cthulu, and the other half into honk, in hopes to gain his alliance to destroy the democrats
>>768556733
DYTM begin research the cure for Frog Homosexuality.
Godzilla appears and forges his own nation with Honk Hall
>>768556733
Cthulhu demands a great temple from commies, because Great Old One under threat of exterminatus.
>>768556794
reroll
>>768556819
Reroll
>>768556823
Ree roll
Justin Trudeau is made dictator of the south.
He bans traditional marriage and institutes scientific humanism as the religion.
He takes Catelyn Jenner as his Empress.
>>768556794
re-reroll
>>768556794
re-re-reroll
>>768556733
DYTM begin expanding westward on the mainland.
>>768556857
Rereroll
>>768556572
Rome is founded, destroys Ctulu in the name of Christ.
North first successful nuclear detonation collapses mountain
>>768556572
Roll for Rome.
>>768556922
Cthulhu save roll.
The Godzilla-Honk Hall alliance is forged, and the DYTM delets the gay frogs
Commie Alliance
>Wealth 40
>Chocolate Guns 5
>Health 10
>Culture 80
>Faith 80
>Might 120
DYTM
>Wealth 5
>Drugs 1
>Health 0
>Culture 0
>Faith 0
>Might 100
>Population 40
>Destroyed the Mafia
Honk Hall and Godzilla
>Wealth 10
>Culture 10
>Faith 10
>Might 1000
>>768556862
Reroll
>>768556922
>>768556900
>>768556905
>>768556875
>>768556835
>>768556725
Oh boy, here we go!
>>768556572
Rome rolling
>>768556974
DYTM build a bustling economy, massively increasing their GDP and income per capita.
Joe Stalin Born in North
>>768556974
The swiss begin channelling germanic space magics to forge the mightiest of super weapons
The united states send the DYTM aid to increase their influence in the area
A fleet of tard geese flies in from the South to wreak havoc across the country
Rome is founded by Jesus Christ to destroy Ctulu and Honk. This economic and military superpower loves only conquest, philosophy, science, and Christ.
>>768556794
>>768556900
>>768556725
Gyarados fucks up the island.
The commies try to split their faith between Cthulu and Honk, but it only results in Cthulu's death.
The DYTM expands.
Commie Alliance
>Wealth 40
>Chocolate Guns 5
>Health 10
>Culture 80
>Faith 40
>Might 120
DYTM
>Wealth 5
>Drugs 1
>Health 0
>Culture 0
>Faith 0
>Might 100
>Population 40
>Destroyed the Mafia
Honk Hall and Godzilla
>Wealth 10
>Culture 10
>Faith 10
>Might 1000
Cthulhu contemplates hitting the commie delete button, because they haven't built his temple yet.
>>768556900
>>768556974
DYTM expands further westward
>>768557124
Rolling.
>>768557116
reroll
>>768557128
Forgot pic for the 47th time
>>768557112
reroll
The ancient Jews that have until now been hiding underground resurrect the dead and form Israel at the heel of the boot.
>>768557124
Roll for Rome on Tiber
>>768557124
Rome is with Christ.
>>768557162
DYTM expands along the coast, seeking a non-aggression pact with Godzilla and Honk
>>768557124
Rome get.
>>768557128
commies place full faith into honk
>>768557227
reroll
>>768557124
Rome eradicated degeneracy.
>>768557227
re-reroll
>>768557128
>>768557162
The hyper beam has created a barren nuclear wasteland in which scavengers riding strange animals roam about with ancient weapons from a bygone era, ousting honk from his lands
>>768557124
4get
>>768557169
RE ROLL
>>768557249
re-re-reroll
>>768557124
5get
Cthulhu comes back due to godhood, and sends down unholy nukes upon the island.
>>768557116
roll
Commies build ak-47
>>768557169
Jewget
my cat knocks everything off the playing field
>>768557284
owo what's this
oh its a reroll
>>768557309
reroll
>>768557124
Christget
>>768557309
Your cat is a nigger
>>768557309
rereroll
>>768557085
>>768557306
G11 best service raifu
Godzilla destroys the island before you get to post another map
>>768557124
Jupiterget
Nukes were developed
everyone finds /b/ and dies of cancer
>>768557335
does this count?
>>768557342
rrr
>>768557309
rerereroll
Shows over. Gimp crashed and I forgot to save. Sorry guys.
>>768557260
From the ashes Rome is founded by Julius Caesar, hell bent on eradicating faggots and mudslimes.
>>768557162
1000 years pass after the death of Cthulu, and the DYTM have officially become the Weeb Democratic Republic. Their favorite cultural past times are watching anime and tentacle raping young, attractive schoolgirls.
>>768557399
dubs get
>>768557406
JC roll
>>768557409
School girls
>>768557405
Ah damn.
>>768557406
Heil Caesar!!
>>768557405
The fuck does this mean? Start a new thread or something at least.
>>768557405
GG op
>>768557405
I'm using sai
>>768557399
Countless things happen, but then a cat comes and removes the fucking board. Game over.
>>768557405
Gg, cthulhu actually nuked the island.
Except it was reality.
Long live red gyrados
>>768557405
I guess the cat did it's job
a pit bull shows up and annihilates the cat, and from the ashes a new game begins
>>768557583
>>768557566
>>768557461
>>768557486
>>768557502
That guy wasn't OP, OP posted a final slide.
bullshit
>>768558971
Amen.
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