ITT: We all live together in a giant house.
Fitting really, most of us should be in prison.
>>768550570
This shit is actually just a stupid continuation of a previous thread.. that kinda got deleted lol.
whats the wifi password
>>768550720
password1234
>>768550797
I thought I changed it to hookersnlolis69.
>>768550570
How? Most of this site is just socially awkward dudes who are too afraid to break laws. Besides, hentai and videogames aren't illegal
>>768550510
if any of you drinks my chocolate milk, you die.
>>768550829
*looking in fridge, starving*
*the only thing there... is the sacred milk of chocolate*
I'll just dig through the garbage then.
lemme catch everyone up to speed we have sex slaves in the basement (3 of them are lolis) a 100 gallon fish tank and a pet dinosaur named teddy (this video will explain how i got the dino) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIq1uVVGeX8
I swear to god. If any of you use my litterbox I'll shit in your toilet and spray on the counter.
>>768550916
Fuck yeah booiiiisssss.
Okay do who brought the weed? There's a ziploc bag full of weed on the table!
Can someone PLEASE clean out the dead nigger storage room already?
WHO BROUGHT THIS SHIT INTO MY LABORATORY
>>768551031
shutup i like keeping them as trophies go upsairs to the autism quiet room
>>768551031
But we need to give those to the NigNog Meat Market!
>>768551064
oh hey you're a veteran too
>>768551031
No. We use their remains for litter. It costs too much money for me to buy cat litter. So I use anons remains to use as litter. It covers up the smell of my piss.
>*burns down house*
>Soooooooo randum XD
How many slaves did we salvage anyways? I still have Summer
>>768551155
>goes back in time and kills you before you can burn down the house
leave the thread now
>>768551232
we still have the lolis
Hey guys, I got some blood on the carpet, so we have any bleach left, or did anon drink it all?
>>768551232
Well after the old house burned down I caught Rose.. sadly many others died.
Whats that smell?
>>768551234
Well the old house in the old thread burned down this is the new house in a new thread..
>>768551293
Well I have a few cups sitting on the table!
>>768551258
Ah good. Time for a good fuck. Were's the lube again?
>>768550510
Who took a meaty space shit and didnt flush???
>>768551307
sorry i farted XD LOLOLOLOLOL
>>768551346
its in my pocket here imma go to the stoer and get more
>>768551382
K thanks
>>768551358
MODS THIS MAN RIGHT HERE IS UNDERAGE
>>768551234
>Turns out I'm actually your dad, so by killing me, you killed your dad meaning you could never be born to kill me
Still burnt the house down with all the rest of these faggots locked inside.
>>768551350
It was Chase, goddamn I hate those space Australians.
>>768551414
Bitch you burned down the old house, this is the new house. We got better lolis. Want one?
>>768551342
Perfect, thanks.
>>768551405
oh shit i dont wanna be a loli slave too QUICK GET ME OUTTA HERE!
>>768551414
>>goes back in time to kill you
What now faggot?
>>768551455
Don't use to much, I'm fucking thirsty..
YOOO BITCHES I GOT ROSE TO MAKE US SOME FOOD! I SAVED HER FROM THE OLD FIRE AND NOW SHE'S A CHEF WE GOT SOME DINNER UP IN HERE
>>768550916
imma just bump this post from time to time so every one is up to speed with what happened before the last house burned down
>>768551551
That bitch is finally useful
>>768551453
I burned both of them. And the lolis. Every house until /b/ stops making houses.
>>768551486
Do you not understand time travel? I'm your dad. If you kill me, you are never born. Meaning you can't go back in time to kill me, if you don't exist. Checkmate atheists.
Dumb fucks lied.
I enter
“Hey faggots where’s my yogurt”
>>768551598
Different dude from the first one so you aren't my dad, checkmate
>>768551595
Rose was good for fucking but we need a cook. I chained her to a pole in the kitchen so she has to stay there and cook for us, I got her a litter box too so if she needs to piss it's there.
*fart*
>>768551581
she made more with this being such a big house
>>768551650
I am all of them. I am all of you. I am everything. I am god. And I like burning houses.
>>768551660
gross
hey. has anyone seen the remote?
>>768551598
That’s a time loop, now y’all stuck in a loop and are basically gone from reality and time itself, bye.
>>768551686
She made this shit too..
(neighbor has tracked down our location and moved right next to us) HEY GUYS (laugh track) how are yall enjoying those loli slaves i gave ya?
>>768551737
Nah man, try the 5th couch cushion. I always get my dick stuck in it so maybe the remotes there.
>>768551686
She seems to like being out of her cage and being a bit more free.
Hey guys, is it cool if my buddy Jerome pops in?
>>768551799
FUCK WE FORGOT TO BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE TOO
>>768551742
Yeah, but I'm aware of it. I'll just go back in time and convince myself to become a priest. Then I'll be too pious to sleep with his mother. Therefore altering the timeline forever.
>>768551799
Fuck off tim they’re dead, and I wish you were as well (ooohhhh track from croud plays
>>768551737
yeah some joker put it in the fish tank GOD DAMMIT GUYS I WORKED HARD ON THAT 100 GALLON TANK AND IT WAS HARD TO SALVAGE!
anyway its in the kitchen drying off
Anons I'll be back in a couple minutes, watch my glass will ya
>>768551838
Dammit, wheres Jerry, he was supposed to remind me to do that...
I got an add-on to the house! It's for smoking weed and snorting crack and stuff.
>>768551737
Hey, when you can't afford a dildo, you've gotta improvise.
>>768551916
MILK!
*SIPP*
>>768551838
(audience awwwwws) (sad look) but i gave you guys the loli sex slaves
>>768551928
He's in his room.
>>768551983
But you're fucking annoying
>>768551879
They there would be another loop. It’s infinite, if you change one thing in the past and try to change it again, it would be another loop. Impossible to ever escape once you’ve made it.
>>768552003
The autism room I'm guessing?
>>768551962
that was his cum. he was taking a DNA test to see if he was atleast 1% black so he could say nigger without being jumped
why is the police here?
I wont fucking go the fourth time today to open the door for them, not your fucking slave
>>768552060
GUYS HIDE THE LOLIS ACT NORMAL PUT ON YOUR COOL FACES!
>>768551983
And we told you to fucking kill yourself because you didn’t even bring something to the annual barbecue at our house you cheap ass
>>768552060
Just kill them and hide the bodies
>>768550510
Kevin. Did you drink all of the milk and not replace it? You fucker.
>>768552046
No, he lives in the basement's basement in a padded cell.. he went a bit nuts from a punishment we had to give him.
>>768552138
Here’s 5 bucks go buy another gallon
>>768552036
Fine then. I'll just fuck all of it up. Idgaf.
>>768552138
No I was the one who told you Rose escaped.
>>768552115
THE LOLIS ARE DEAD
>>768552210
speaking of which where is rose HOLY SHIT SHES OUT THE WINDOW AGAIN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>768552277
How?!
>>768552277
god dammit not again
>>768552304
I told you we should have chained her TO THE FUCKING BED!
>>768552340
she made us dinner!
>>768552277
I'm ordering a 13 year old. Time to make our own lolis.
WHOSE FUCKING VAN IS IT OUTSIDE I CANT DRIVE OUT?!?!?!
and fucking tell that creepy friend to put away the binoculars
>>768552325
THEY WERE IN THE HOUSE WHEN IT BURNED DOWN LAST TIME
>>768552304
I PUT HER IN THE KITCHEN AND SHE STILL WASN'T HAPPY? GO GET HER
WHO KEEP CLOGGING THE SHITTER
>>768552277
Rose is escaping! Also, triple dubs.
>>768552365
She still ESCAPED
>>768552340
I LEFT HER IN THE KITCHEN!
>>768552372
Fine do as you must. Just no shit skins
>>768552389
NO IM TIRED AFTER HAVING TO FISH THE REMOTE OUT OF THE 100 GALLON FISH TANK I MADE AND SHE PISSED ON ME AND BIT ME LAST TIME
>>768552428
WHY WASNT SHE CHAINED IN THE KITCHEN! WE MAKE PRECAUTIONS FOR THESE TYPES OF THINGS GOD DAMNIT
>>768552391
>investigates
SOMEONE PUT THE REMOTE IN THE FUCKING TOILET!
I just got a 13 year old who is getting periods. I am going to be the first to impregnate her but you all can do it afterwards, okay?
*stays in room all day*
>>768552495
I DID CHAIN HER ANKLE!
Which one of you stole my daughter's underwear?
>>768552405
Fuck! ILL GET HER
(Sprints with a taser and chains
>>768552506
Periods? Put her back.
>>768552517
COME OUT YOU ASPIE WERE NOT BUYING YOU ANYMORE WEIGHTED BLANKETS
>>768552517
I think we need to throw you with Jerry.
Men, get the strapjacket ready!
>>768552562
For making more lolis, and she is mine only
>>768552531
JUST THE ANKLE? FUCK
Whats the WIfi password for FBISUR-VAN241?
>>768552538
i did but we all took turns wearing it and using it as a cum rag
>>768550829
shit.. should have something sooner.
>>768552608
WELL GET HER AND WE'RE GONNA PUT HER BACK! WITH BOTH ANKLES THIS TIME!
>>768552498
I tried to use it to unclog it....
>>768552671
Dude...why
>>768552671
Fuck! We really should never have tacos again.
>>768552698
I WARNED YALL NOT TO LEAVE ME ALONE
>>768552671
YOU GET DOWN THERE WITH YOUR KIND YOU PIECE OF SHIT
I enter with rose in chains
”got her, next time we need to make sure she doesn’t go out of The kitchen”
>>768552647
Did we finally get rose back yet?
>>768552647
Got her! Chain her better
>>768552733
>takes her
DIBS!
>>768552772
Ye, had to taze her
>>768552779
NO THATS OUR MAID AND COOK DO NOT DEFILE HER
>>768552779
NO, WE CHAIN HER BACK IN THE KITCHEN! SHE'S OUR COOK!
>>768552800
I'll need that tazer real soon, like now
hey guys me and my friends are gonna play in the basement and have a sleepover wanna join us? (pic related)
>>768552844
Fine here spergie, don’t enter a school zone, they got more police there ever since 4/20 with Eric and Dillon
>>768552844
We need it to grab >>768552517
>>768552890
Who brought their retarded brother here?
>>768552890
Have fun don’t touch the bodies
>>768552890
No can do..
>>768552835
weve already fucked her like 20 times see shes fine besides mastubation hasnt done the trick fro me ever since i started fucking her daily
>>768552944
She can always come out for a bit..
>>768552944
Well maybe if we treat her better she won’t run away so often? The sex slaves are for fucking and the cook slave is for
cooking
>>768552919
K thanks. (Goes into room with tazer and new loli to try to get her pregnent)
>>768552932
Probably OP’s
>>768553063
Have fun
I need Helen up in my laboratory. Lately she's been acting depressed and this is my time to perform cruel experiments on her. Vote! Should I:
A. Shove knives into her ass
B. Hold her upside down for 30 minutes
C. Inside of her vagina, pour water
D. Twice daily for a week, give her an enema
ok guys i just found a weed farm nearby the nigger left it unlocked! lets sneak in there every night take some and start growing our own and selling it to make money! also i started an underground underaged playboy magazine line
dont worry i edit it in incognito the fbi will never know
>>768553063
It worked, in 9 months we will have a new baby to work with
>>768553125
I can do experiments on it..
>>768553100
D give her coffee enemas
>>768553104
Nice!
>>768553141
Sure, they are for all of you. I will keep on making these babies
>>768550510
Uh who shit in the shower?
>>768553100
How about this. Eat her out every day with a different intensity and quantity of capsaicin in your mouth and make her feel a form of pleasure and pain here she can never cum and is always burning?
>>768553104
lets just put him in the cellar
i will make room
>>768553189
Jerry.. I thought I kept him in his room.
>>768553189
>tfw no one did
>tfw OUR HOUSE IS ACTUALLY HAUNTED BY A SHITTING GHOST
>>768553204
No, you have 4 choices.
>>768553189
Bye everyone, I’m off to sell my 34 children to slavery, have fun.
>>768553261
Goodbye!
>>768553250
Fine number 4: d
Bye fuckers
>>768553261
why? are we getting fucking raided again and youre not telling us?
>>768553311
Triple dubs, nice
>>768553344
And I get triple dubs saying that. Kek
>>768553285
>>768553150
Well I'll be giving her enemas I assume.
Alright, which one of you niggers drank all the milk and put the empty jug back in the fridge
WHO THE FUCK FILLED THE NAS WITH 3.5 TERBYTES OF LOLI HENTAI!??!?!?!?
>>768550510
The bath tub is filled to the brim with chocolate milk and poop, really guys?
>>768553508
Not me.. heh heh.. oop.
>>768553561
I needed to put all my Rose porn somewhere,
>>768553639
its the fucking ghost again
Hey guys! Just moved in!
Where can i set my stuff?
>>768553733
Right in the interrogation room, kiddo. I need to ask you a few questions.
>>768553762
Yes I have pot in my bag
No I'm not sharing
Yes I watch my porn on full volume
No I won't turn it down
>>768553837
i actually keked
>>768553837
I was gonna ask more quetsions like..
How many times do you leave your room a day?
What do you eat as a diet?
What is your favorite type of porn?
>>768553837
Answer me!
Guys, my loli is about to give birth, HELP!
>>768553942
1. I'm almost never in my room, too busy growing pot
2. I survive on almond milk and a can of pineapple chunks for breakfast, a turkey sandwich with pepperjack cheese with a side of almonds for lunch, and I don't eat dinner
3. nice try, FBI
>>768554070
FUCKING SHIT HERE ROSE CAN HELP
>>768554085
Just from that second answer.. sorry we're putting you in a strapjacket and throwing you with Jerry in the deeprest regions of the basement.
>>768554088
Here it comes, and it's a girl. We got another addition to the slaves.
>>768554145
Fuck yeah! Here, Rose can take care of the baby.
>>768554125
you can't do shit to me. I just bought the deed to the house, faggot.
>>768554193
Thanks, now I can get the mother pregnent again to have even more lolis
>>768554211
Well I still own the house. Get down there, kiddo.
*grabs tazer, does the obvious thing, and then throws you with Jerry*
>>768554276
at least toss some UV lights down here
If i'm gonna be in a basement with Jerry, I need some substances to abuse.
who will help me install magnets in the doorframe?
>>768554276
how big is our basement?
Anyone mind tossing a sandwich down here for me?
If I'm not fed soon, Jerry's on the menu.
>>768554366
Sure, why not
>>768554338
Well you have a strapjacket on. Just back into a corner and hope he doesn't try to rapekill you.
>>768554424
go ahead eat jerry
move over k u n t s, I S I S is in the house
wait a second
you dumb asses never put locks on the basement door
what the fuck guys
>>768554449
and in the basement you go with deedfag and jerry
>>768554412
Well this is the deepest range of the basement. The actual basement is giant, but the part I threw Anon into was barred off and shit.
i just saw a ghost o_O
>>768554472
I locked Jerry's cage.
>>768554442
U W O T
>>768554506
Jerry's weird.
>>768554489
ah also his name is deedfag
>>768554490
god dammit its the house shitting ghost again
Please respect the sock on the door
>>768554489
The basement is a whole sex dungeon for lolis so...it's huge
>>768554504
deedfag isn't in a cage, though
he's just setting up pot plants
>>768554566
It's great down here
>>768554569
yes I am, and you cannot stop me.
You guys are gonna get a contact high just by walking past the door
>>768554566
And there's the part where we store the chips and room temp water!
>>768554569
Well I put Jerry in a cage and I guess you could call the room deedfag is in a cage.
>>768554597
Got a few new lolis, the youngest is 2. Oldest is 13, but she is my personal loli
>>768554625
Chips?
nice
Jerry and I are gonna have the munchies soon.
>>768554666
So, we're gonna let Deedfag have a tiny bit more freedom?
>>768554684
Im just chillin with isis
>>768554625
the room temp water is for the 100 gallon fish tank i built
>>768554731
so ur in the padded cell too?
>>768554724
He isn't so batshit nuts.
>>768554724
He is the only one without a personal loli, we have that many
>>768554774
just outside of it
You guys cool if Jerry and I build a hot tub in the basement?
>>768554788
i have 3 personal lolis
>>768554774
Yep he is.
On the fridge
>>768554834
frankly im offended
>>768554815
No, you can't do that. He will remain trapped in his cage with a strapjacket on.
>>768554848
but why?
fuck you guys, you threw me in here, I'm doing it anyway
>>768554825
As do I. Rose is the chief so she doesn't belong to anyone, so anyone can tape her at any time
ok guys the first batch of weed is ready to sell can someone go with me in case a nigger decides to jump me?
I WILL BUILD THIS HOT TUB JERRY OR NO JERRY
>>768554893
Jerry's batshit nuts, he'll try to rape and kill you.
>>768554893
>get tazer nvm gonna have to wait on the weed selling
>>768554919
Bring a loli, they will tape her instead of attacking you
>>768554957
Rape*
>>768554951
>>768554952
I'm doing it without Jerry. negro didn't want to do it anyway.
I might boil him alive in it when I'm done.
>>768555021
GUYS I NEED REINFORCEMENTS HES TRYING TO BUILD A FUCKING HOT TUB OUR WATER BILL WILL GO THROUGH THE ROOF AND THE POLICE WILL FIND OUR LOLI SLAVES
Can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to play Fortnite!
>>768555021
No! Jerry may be nuts, but he's my test rat. Bring him to me. He's a bit autistic so be careful.
>>768555093
Fuck.
>>768555108
fortnite?
gtfo
>>768555093
what the fuck, no, I'm gonna use the stream down hill as a water source
>>768555112
okay, okay, i'll bring him in a sec
>>768555021
well you did it hope your happy because the taxes attracted the fbi and they found our loli stash good job now were in jail.
>>768555153
deedfag you are singlehandedly ruining this household
good job
so i call dibs on top bunk of the prison cell
>>768555207
>>768555207
in-deedfag
>>768555184
I can pay them off, anyways I'll kill anyone who tries to stop us
THIS IS OP URGENT MESSAGE
If the thread gets pruned or deleted we're doing a giant jail cell.
haha
Karma
that's what you assholes get for putting me in the basement with jerry
Wouldn't we be fucked as a household of NEETs can't really pay heating, electric or water bills
>>768555249
no you cant we have no money they found the weed farm and the lolis our only income
guys my mommy said she'll pay the bill, we're safe
>>768555278
Move operations to germemy, it's legal there
>>768555308
ur imagining things we didnt get phone calls
>>768555313
>>768555313
hard to do that when WERE IN JAIL
>>768555333
we're not in jail dummy
you're imagining things.
jk ur ded lmao
Well we're all in jail now this is wonderful.
>>768555333
I'll say we are Germans who came to america, it is a legal business there so that will help
>>768550510 trill
Listen to SLAPSUBS by Young Cappi #np on #SoundCloud
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>>768550510 fags
Listen to SLAPSUBS by Young Cappi #np on #SoundCloud
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>>768555390
Faggot
>>768555366
imma go out to the courtyard and declare dominance on all the females so we can get a new income on sex slaves
>>768555333
REEEEEE CHEEEECCKKKKEEEDDDD
NO! THEN YOU'LL BE IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT FUCKER>>768555470
tfw deedfag singlehandedly ruined our lives
when we get out of jail, we need to find him, and exterminate him
hot tub building faggot
>>768555493
shit
SO..
HAS ANYONE SEEN MOOT
>>768555505
you'll never find me, nerd.
I got witness protection program. Jerry and I are in "hiding" cause they thought we were hostages.
btw did you guys know Jerry loves African women?
scary shit
>>768555607
Oldfag
I got us out, the business is officially in Germany but we can still live in the u.s with all our lolis still!
ok i met a guy in the courtyard who said we can make 20 by getting ass fucked and being his gay hoes. it pretty degrading but no homo we need money. now next person to get dubs has to get ass fucked first. this counts as my roll
>>768555667
oh dear, i hope it's not me
>>768555623
>Remembers when nokosage
>muh hart
>Muh sole
>>768555711
HAHA
Guys.
FUCKING JERRY TOLD THEM EVERYTHING ABOUT OUR OPERATION FUCKING JERRY NOW WE'RE IN HIGH SECURITY FOR A YEAR
>>768555711
WELL YOURE TOO KIND ANON
PREPARE YOUR ANUS
>>768555734
JERRYYYYYYYYY
>>768555771
shutup deedfag
>>768555711
that's a good screenshot
>>768555771
Other way around.
He told them that we're making marijuana and covering up for it and about lolis and Rose and fuckery.
>>768555798
Not deedfag, I own the lolis though
>>768555798
Jerry is now my only friend
Deedfag and Jerry are out to destroy every business you fags ever create.
