Incels will never smell, taste, penetrate, or cum inside this. So sad.
Yeah, but hey, they’ll always have /pol/.
>>768539408
Because I don't know what an incel is, I guess that makes me one right?
>>768539408
Shhhh they are jerking it to Trump
>>768539408
>will never smell
You say that like it's a good thing. I think we've all smelled sweaty fish before.
>>768539662
Do you want sex? Do you get it?
If you do and you don’t, you’re an incel.
>>768539836
wanting sex and not getting it is just the average dude
incels wallow in their own filth about it that's the difference
>>768539802
M8, clean pussy smells delicious. But yeah, all bitches are road ties with stinky, blown-out fish pussy anyway. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>768539836
I'm a monk, I have taken a vow of celibacy.
>>768539802
Fucking dumbass virgin detected.
Either that or you've been dating some truly nasty ass skanks. A properly maintained pussy smells fucking awesome
>>768539408
does anyone know what you call people who can't get laid because they have no social skills and are unable to learn them but don't blame others?
>>768539595
I don't give a fuck about about politics, shit is too complicated and boring
>>768540327
You're part of the problem.
>>768539408
I don't need women, I have a pillow.
>>768539836
I always thought of them as faggots in deep denial.
>>768540076
I've actually had my face in more pussy than you've ever seen. That's why I know exactly what I'm talking about. All pussy smells. Do your balls not smell ever? Do your armpits not stink? You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Defending milady's honor. Pathetic.
>>768540076
Yup. Such a beautiful feminine musk. I love the smell of pussy.
>>768541010
You are 100% a virgin.
>>768539408
there's something wrong with that woman's vagina. i'm very familiar with my wife's vagina and hers is healthy and always dry. never any of that discharge.
What's with calling other people virgins? Who cares if you're a virgin, sure sex is great but it's not the best thing in life. The best thing in life is enjoying the things you do with the people you love.
>>768539408
gladly
>>768541440
It’s because it’s wet. That’s why your wife’s vagina doesn’t look like that.
>>768541511
calling a guy a virgin is degrading because it implies that he is undesirable to women. and, apparently, being desirable to women is really important these days. if you ask me no man should care what women think. *tips fedora* hehe see ya
>>768540525
Learn to read, idiot. I said I don't blame others, which means I AM the problem. I envy people who have no problems fitting in and who are comfortable in social situations, but I don't hate them. Why should I hate them if I want to be like them. If anyone I could blame my parents for bringing me into this world to live under such conditions, which I kind of do but it's not their fault I turned out to be such a worthless piece of shit who can't even learn basic social skills.
>>768541732
It means you’re a failure as a human being because you are unable to attract a mate and pass on your genetic material. You’re basically the bird with dull feathers that no female will mate with.
That’s why it’s shameful. You’re a failure at your biological purpose.
>>768541010
>I've actually had my face in more pussy than you've ever seen.
And I haven't even seen a single one and I'm approaching 30, life sucks.
>>768541608
Roasted
>>768542018
Not him, but it's true if you can't even achieve that you're a failure. Just as I'm a failure cause I'm unable to learn how to socialize and every new situation overwhelms me. I genuinely hate everything about myself.
>>768542018
>muh dick
>>768541440
I feel bad for your wife if you can never manage to get her wet.
You can actually see the scars where she got her flaps cut off. I could never be with a person who willingly mutilates their own genitals.
>>768541511
this guy gets it
>no one will remember you after 3 generations if you have shitty priorities
>no one will remember you after 30 days if your only achievement is getting laid
>>768542375
Justify it all you want with your supreme gentleman intellect, but the fact is, if you cannot have sex, you are a biological dead end and an unfit specimen. Survival of the fittest. You can’t pass on your genetic material, your line will not continue, you are a failure. Has nothing to do with being niggerish, it’s just fact. You’re failing at the one thing you were born to do.
>>768541511
>tfw virgin, no people I love and no things I enjoy doing
I wish I would just die in my sleep
>>768542759
Exactly, and going back to my point. If you're reading this and you're a virgin, don't worry about it. Either make the effort and get laid or divert your time to doing something productive instead of ranting about society and how everyone is a roastie slut etc.
>>768539802
I've fucked 4 girls and was a virgin until last year. Haven't had a stinky pussy yet.
>>768543312
>slurp
>>768540021
Then that's voluntary, which makes you not an incel.
>>768542246
>>768541608
That's the joke you autists
>>768539408
is that one of those sex dolls?
>>768539408
Projecting virgin detected
fuck outta here b
>>768542018
>implying everyone who has sex wants to have kids
no interest in having kids even if I could find a mate
>>768544248
>>768544071
>>768543312
>>768539408
Jacked off a few minutes ago so not horny at all
This shit is objectively nasty af, these people are literally oozing a bodily slime from their flesh-hole inbetween their piss and shit holes
>the human body is disgusting
>>768539408
one of my favorites. and yeah fuck em
>>768544071
>>768545115
More like this!
>>768543312
For you virgins among us this clear white liquid with an egg white texture means she is about to ovulate and is ripe for breeding and spunk in her cunt love it
>>768545212
>i keep falling for this
gonna an hero tomorrow
>>768539921
you can't change the definition of a word just because you're a delusional mong.
>>768545889
I have never seen you on this planet. Can you tell me on the internet? Please think again. I destroyed the bad guys. You say your life is a storm. You are a woman and you can live anywhere.
>>768545212
No u
>>768545115
So typical of girls of my generation to get gnarly tattoos. Am I alone or does anyone else find tattoos to be terribly unattractive? I do like the effort she gives in this clip though. I love how she bucks her hips and you can tell she really wants it. Also, so sexy how her labia are completely spread open as she cums. Her whole pussy is wide open.
>768546071
pure autism
you don't get a (You)
How can a guy or girl not get laid consensualy in 2018? I'm fat and ugly, I still get laid regularly.
>>768546358
I think both tattoos and twerking are trashy.
>>768546554
because of no social skills and anxiety, also just a boring unappealing personality in general.
>>768546554
All you had to do was not think about the amount of cum she's been filled with and guzzled before you entered the picture
>>768546358
Well, we have the ability to have much better tattoos these days.
>>768546633
What would you do if the girl you loved got a tattoo?
>>768546554
I know you didn't meant to, but your post hurt my feelings.
>>768539595
i've often thought that if we could get a bunch of these fuckers laid they could unfuck themselves politically, and the world would be slightly less shitty. like, so much of hard right politics is based on fear and anger today. dudes need to bump uglies to not be hateful maybe.
>>768546633
>I think both tattoos and twerking are trashy.
This.
>Hey guys I have no actual value as a human being but I can get laid, so I'm going to use that as an excuse to inflate my own ego because I am an insecure piece of shit
Had plenty of sex btw. You're just a faggot lel
>>768541440
Then you’ve never fucked her, moron. Or she’s got problems down there.
Any time I get aroused it gets slick down there even if I don’t orgasm. ffs, how stupid are you?
Looks very sticky. I bet she's ovulating. I love a good ovulation ;)
>ovulation nation
>>768547218
Holy shit. You think you can buy my vote with some pussy? What a degenerate.
>brah chill with that hate and smoke some weeds
>dude you gotta get laid
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>when the only thing you have going for you in life is sex, so you go out of your way to let everyone know
your life must be pretty shit
>>768540327
/pol/ has almost nothing to do with politics.
>>768541923
>>768542369
Don't think about it as something you have to learn, to practice... You must be formless, shapeless, like water.
>>768547080
As far as tattoos, only one and it'd have to be very discreet and subject would matter a great deal.
>>768546554
explain how you do it then, enlighten us.
for instance what do you talk about with girls?
how do you keep the flow of a conversation and avoid awkward pauses?
how do you make yourself interesting to them?
how do you distract from the fact you're a fat fuck?
how come they want to spend time with you, let alone fuck you, even though you're a fat fuck?
so many questions... I'm neither fat or ugly but no girl ever even looked at me.
>>768547722
Alright mr. Dubs dubs, post a pic. $20 says ur fat and/or ugly.
>>768547601
that bruce lee quote doesn't really apply in that case, sociallizing is definitely a skill that needs to be trained and doesn't come naturally. In my case every attempt to learn those skills turned out to be a failure.
>>768547676
Let's say it's a flower on her mid section.
>>768541010
Literal extra virgin olive Bro over here.
>>768543862
Hey literally the exact same scenario for me
>>768547894
A small flower on her hip? Sure. I could go with that.
>>768539408
Looks like a tranny puss post operation
>>768545212
>Incel
342442343
>>768547832
I'll pitch in $15. I can smell this guy's neck sweat through my monitor.
>>768539836
What if I never looked for it and denied women my dick?
>>768547832
I'm 180 cm tall and approximately 130 pounds so I'm hardly fat. You won't believe it but social anxiety is the single reason I can't get laid.
>>768547218
>people vote right cause they don't get pussy
>being this stupid
Well guess every single conservative in the world is a virgin who would have known.
>>768545212
fmm
>>768548201
Pic now my man. Tossing in another $20
>>768548191
that's called being a faggot.
>>768539408
maybe but they will shoot you and your girfriend while you're in the mall drinking a coffee latte befroe they blow out their own brain or get shot by cops
>>768545212
Die
>>768548201
Dude just post the picture. I’ll give you all my good boy points.
>>768547890
Says the cunt who can't socialize... No, you're wrong. Do not look at it as a skill you can train. The reason being that if you train it up, then when you're in a social situation you'll constantly be self assessing. The whole point is to be clear in your mind, to be formless, shapeless. It absolutely is applicable. Fuck you're a retarded nigger. You come her saying you cant socialize, then when someone tells you to do something different than what you've been trying and failing with, you say no I have to do it the failing way. That is the definition of autism.
>>768548247
there isn't a single picture of myself on the internet and that's not going to change. also what the fuck do you need my picture for? I was asking the fat guy how he gets pussy.
>>768548201
I'll guarantee you social anxiety isn't the sole reason. I'm a gross aspie basement dweller and even I've had sex.
>>768548247
I'm the ugly pig
>>768548378
Be cause you insist that you're a fit, good looking fella, and we're calling bullshit. Do you see this overweight, Deadpool poster having ugly guy? That's me. I've actively brought women into that room and gladly disappointed them sexually. It's not about looks. There's somebody for everybody.
>>768548337
I never said I'm not retarded, I probably am tbh.
>The whole point is to be clear in your mind, to be formless, shapeless.
Explain to me how that applies to a social situation that demands you to actively participate. Hell, even talking is a fucking skill and I can't even do that properly.
>>768548613
No you're not. That's Mia Khalifa.
>>768548671
Lmfao top kek
>>768548671
good for you then, at least you know what pussy feels like. you probably have enough social skills to make up for your other flaws. I however will die alone because I'm a worthless piece of shit.
>>768540636
>when his neckbeard is creeping out from under his v for vendetta mask
>just incel things
>>768548703
The point is to not judge yourself and your actions as they're happening. You can feel like you fucked up later. But in the moment, you need to just relax and be chill. I didn't say relax and be chill earlier because that just sounds like hippy stoner bullshit.
>>768548383
how does a "gross aspie basement dweller" even get into situations that involve other people, let alone females and even then where do you go from there if you claim to be so autistic?
>>768539836
i'm married with 2 kids, but only shag the wife once a month. would go twice a week if were an option. Am I an incel? just trying to find the line.
>>768548671
And for the record, those women? Not lookers. Definitely within my league. Also, for transparency's sake, I should probably point out that I've retired my penis as a kindness to other people, so I'm not actually getting laid anymore. I'm a damn mess of a human. Like if god spilled a person. So now, I just dwell in my little cave, waiting to slowly die.
>>768540636
where did you find a pic of op?
>>768549057
High school and college. Also, women with mental illness and poor self worth.
>>768549202
And I kind of force myself to socialize once every few weeks, lest I hang myself.
>>768545212
fuck you
>>768548337
>>768548703
>>768549017
Bruce Lee's quote wasn't arguing against training and understanding styles, it was about not being bound by them. If this guy has absolutely no skill socializing, then he is going to have to learn it in the way that someone new to martial arts should learn formal styles before moving past that.
While I certainly agree that social situations are free-form and must be played by ear, if he doesn't know where to begin, it is something that he is going to have to learn and practice. It is easy to take for granted if you are comfortable in social situations, but some of the very basic stuff like making eye contact, standing up straight, and not mumbling are things that socially inexperienced people need to be told & reminded.
>>768539836
so basically half of married people are incels?
>>768546071
hang yourself, little bitch
>>768549017
A normal person would assume I have tried that at some point. It doesn't work. This clearly shows that you have no idea what you're talking about because it isn't as easy as telling yourself you're relaxed. You can tell yourself you're calm all you want, you can even take drugs that will actually calm you down, but that still won't make you able to talk to a person and act with confidence.
>>768542369
Have you considered seeing a professional...?
>>768549498
It's not that simple. Incel stands for involuntarily celibate, but there are plenty of people that can't get laid who aren't whiny bitches and radicals about it. From urbandictionary (because it's explained pretty good there):
incel aka "involuntarily celibate", a person (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, they consider these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but incels cant comprehend such a phenomenon). they believe that women owe them sex, and many of the more extreme incels like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. they cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with them).
>>768539595
Helloooo reddit!
>>768545212
fcc
>>768545212
I think you should an hero.
>>768545212
Fuck you
>>768549675
yeah thats pretty dumb. pretty sure there are ton of ugly and horrible women too. The thing is all these faggots are watching 10/10 pornstars all day on the net and when they see a chubby 4/10 in real life they feel its too ugly for them
>>768539408
I legitemately laughed out loud when I noticed he didn't know what to do with the juice on his fingers so he just smears it on her leg
>>768549202
>>768549280
good for you, I at some point stopped going and eventually dropping out of high school because I couldn't take it anymore which is just as well because I wouldn't have survived college anyway, then had various stays at mental health institutions because I wanted to go get help, but in the end it was all a waste of time. You're probably not nearly as autistic as you claim to be.
>>768549628
(different person who agrees completely with other dude)
Start a meditative practice. Then the formless/shapeless thing comes easy. It's about non-judgement of others and especially of yourself.
Fucking up a conversation with some random woman literally means nothing, so it shouldn't be considered a fuck up. If you just try things in a non-judgmental way you learn a lot from them.
>>768549635
not only considered, I went to various people, even tried meds but nothing could ever help me.
>>768545212
nigger
>>768544071
That's a post-op transvestite. That's man jizz you guys are jacking off to.
>>768549112
Gf and I dont sex too often we are usually working or in school or studying. But I went 24 years without sex so this is child's play for me.
>>768545212
fuck you
>>768545212
fuk you
>>768543862
howd ya break it
Go ER!
>>768552914
HE FINALLY MANED UP AND TOOK A COCK UP HIS ASS
>>768540636
HOLA ASUKA
>>768545115
>>768546633
IM GONNA START: ITS PISS
>>768547218
>hard right
left ≠ less hate
no one understands the political scale.
going up = authoritarian = less freedom
going down = libertarian = more freedom
>>768545212
sure is faggy
>>768553450
>he fell for the political compass meme
