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rekt thread
>>768532539
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>768533264
Consider doing this
>>768533264
I don’t really laugh at it, I’m just like “oh that exists and is somewhat interesting”. Had one of my best friends die in a car wreck recently so I know what the pain is like. Here I’m of course talking about me and can’t speak for others out here
>>768533264
I appreciate the work you put into this
>>768534064
>ctrl v
wow so much work
>>768534064
>>768533264
You're both dumbasses
>>768532539
i had a little kek.
>>768533264
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
>>768534064
Hello newfag
>>768533264
Quit being a little pussy and go cry to Reddit, maybe those fags will listen
>>768533264
stfu faggot
>>768534826
fake as fuck
>>768534649
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>768535043
Aw is little baby mad? Go cry somewhere else
>>768535170
You fuck your sister lmao
>>768535131
You're such a fag
>>768535367
yeah
>>768532539
how dare you post this without sound
>>768535280
That image hurts my eyes
>>768535280
>>768535454
Shovel girl dies anyways.
>>768535416
Yeah.
I don't understand why idiots try to kill themselves by jumping into water. It's not like hitting concrete, which would actually kill you.
Now this retard has to swim to shore and try again another way.
>>768534177
niggers gonna nig
>>768535539
nice
>>768535454
Forgot the password to my gold account
>>768534649
That made me nostalgia. Thanks anon. Have a random pic from my fap folder. I got shitty after all the webms I wanted to give instead were rejected. fucking /b
>>768535601
Was that the niggyman?
>>768535454
because /b sucks and won't take fucking webms with sound. Faggot.
>>768535694
Twas indeed
>>768535704
Did he survive?
>>768533967
save the cheerleader, save the world
>>768535084
like are you fucking serious?
>>768535791
He's fine... Trust me
>>768535912
its fake newfag. Get back to plebbit
>>768535539
old bait
>>768536001
no shit, you stupid son of a bitch
>>768534177
intentional?
>>768536067
asians... who knew they burned up so quickly?
>>768535539
the ONLY thing that happens when someone falls in to water from a tall height, is you swim to shore OR you drown (if you can't swim).
if they jump, they likely can't swim. there's no other reason to jump.
>>768535170
>>768533967
>>768534064
>>768534177
>>768534826
>>768535043
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>768535280
>>768536221
I've seen him before.
>>768536362
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>768536489
the guy witht he car is the older brother, obviously. the young one didnt ever learn to drive
>>768536362
tl dr
>>768536362
>>768533967
BACK YARD WRESTLING GONE TOO FAR?
>>768536547
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>768536221
We probably all had some classmate in elementary that said he was "gangsta"
>>768536547
>>768536645
THIS ONE IS BRUTAL. IMAGINE BEING THAT OLD LOSER. PROBABLY A LOSER HIS WHOLE LIFE, HE SEES THE END NEAR BUT NOOOOOOOO HE HAS TO TRIP AND KILL HIS BELOVED DAUGHTER BEFORE HE GOES INTO HIS MISERABLE HELL.
>>768536805
>>768536812
my thoughts exactly
>>768533967
10-10-10
Nice bounce
>>768536805
HE LITERALLY HAS BLOOD ON HIS HANDS.
>>768533264
I know you're trolling but the reality for me is these webms remind me there's three things you shouldn't fuck with: electricity, automobiles and cartels
>>768535791
Yeah he ok
>>768535601
Fucking candleja
>>768534177
>>768536190
It's so much worse with audio. The man they shot told them not to point that shit at him and they did it and up and killed him
>>768536972
Is he okay?
>>768535170
That's really not as bad as you think, it goes out pretty quick. Maybe on her eye would be "rekt" but anywhere else is just meh
>>768533967
did he died?
>>768536964
too soon
>>768536972
>>768534649
I needed this. Brings me back anon, thanks.
>>768533967
BAH GAWD. THEY'VE KILLED HIM. STOP THE DAMN MATCH.
>>768537056
janie's got a gun
>>768534032
>>768534064
>>768534177
Its copy paste dumbass new fags
>>768536337
Where is the parental instinct?
>>768537056
what a fucking boss
>>768537056
it appears ccw saved lives, again.
>>768536547
WTF LOL
>>768534064
Fucking newfag, piss off
>>768537056
What a woman.
>>768536337
>>768536964
Too blur.
>>768537056
if guns were illegal this would've never happened
>>768536001
i bet you would feel the need to comment that this picture is fake also OF COURSE ITS FAKE YOU DUMB CUCK
ayy
>>768537317
lul
>>768535539
Ancient bait
>>768537080
he didnt die
>>768536135
How do you watch webm's on an iphone?
>>768537174
KEK
>>768537610
they took him off life support 2 weeks ago FAG
>>768537255
what the fucking fuck is wrong with chinese? why cant gooks fucking drive properly?
>>768537056
BACK STORY?
>>768537255
almost a strike
>>768537080
WHO CARES. IT'S A NIGGER.
>>768537926
woman is off duty cop. brazil.
>>768537511
>>768533967
This guy actually survived.
>>768538157
post original
>>768538128
OR SECURITY. LOOKS LIKE SHE STOPPED A KIDNAPPING.
>>768538020
Now, isn't the internet great?
It allows racist shitheads like yourself to say shit that would, in real life get your head cracked open.
Get rekt, faggot
Get the loaded gun in your drawer, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger, blowing your brains out.
Enjoy doing the world a the favour of your removal.
Retard
Nothing would please me more than smashing your face in until it no longer resembled anything human, faggot.
I hope you die painfully
Getting crushed to death in a garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped out of their sockets.
Gringo fucking bitch
Every breath you take is one too many. I'd kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd cut your windpipe in two with a box cutter. Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you.
Retarded bitch I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head, leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. Faggot
Shut the fuck up faggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut to ribbons, and your throat slit. You're dead if I ever meet you in real life, fucker. I'll fucking kill you.
>>768538185
UHH...DUMB FAT FUCK..HE'S CLEARLY DEAD
>>768536547
You forgot to tell me that this is only on the internet. in real life you're a fat loser
>>768537089
context?
>>768537056
DID YOU SEE THE LADY WITH THE KID JUST LEAVE HER THERE AND THEN GO GET HER
>>768537766
>Samsung is superior race
Sorry faggot you can't, get a new phone dumbass
>>768538348
YOU THINK THAT'S CHINA?
NAH, JUST VANCOUVER.
>>768536964
too late
>>768536277
Every belly flopped in a pool? Water is not compressible. At that speed its essentially like hitting concrete.
In b4 "Hur I trooled U"
>>768535131
fucking spotted the newfag trying to look cool
that or i fell for some highly crafted bait
>>768536362
best bait of my life
>>768538373
NO WE DIDN'T WE ARE FUCKING BLIND.
>>768532539
These girls all bought yoga pants down at the truckstop
>>768537255
Do Asians just... commit casual homicide?
>>768537056
she fucked him up so badly. in all brazilian gun crime vids the criminals always are wearing flip flops lel. fuck brazilians are stupid
![narutorunning[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BlxoA31.jpg "narutorunning[1].jpg")
>>768538348
I would give anything to have him running away like Naruto
>>768538424
Yeah trust me I'm not an apple supporter I hate my iPhone. Just waiting for my contract to end to switch. Sick of this piece on shit
>>768538348
>>768537255
the way that kid stands up and starts walking
like damn
>>768538555
i thought he was gonna
>>768538684
WTF? IMAGINE HAVING TO GO TO THE ER AND EXPLAINING YOUR PROBLEM?
>>768538611
Well you're gonna have to go back on pc buddy
>>768538488
sure it is. cliff divers in the tropics dive from 250 feet OR MORE headfirst, all day.
the only time they die is if they hit a rock.
>>768536362
tldr: i go onto a thread i dont like and now im gonna bitch about it... seriously why tf are you wasting your time here
>>768533264
Because I honestly believe that although and despite of the way the human brain works, wich is through a chronoemogenic process (i.e. just a collection of memories, feelings, experiences which are a product of a chemo-emotional cause and effect), the soul/sub-conscious/anima/whatever-you-call-it performs on a daily basis a series of ritualistic "spheres of thought", each representing a specific colour or spectrum that dictates the overall behaviour of the human as a species.
These "spheres of thought" and these "colours/spectrum" are by themselves the quintessential (I am hessitant to use the word "things") for building up all the thoughts, and arguments, and thus are the basis of the human nature.
At this point, my friend, I have to clarify that this line of thought does not necessarily imply neither a religious, nor scientific overtone, but merely a simple explanation as to what are the reasons why this particular subject we are discussing tends to happen at this point of history.
>>768538784
those kinds of accidents must be VERY embarassing
>>768538819
water is not compressible. same reason explosions are more deadly underwater
"Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"
>>768538818
Yeah, Already back on. Thanks
>>768538509
Nambla's 2nd meeting.
>>768533264
Didn't read a fuck.
>>768538353
Somebody has big rarted
>>768538549
Back to the Future part 4?
>>768538882
I would pay extra for that
>>768532539
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CDXx9_1520297038
kek
>>768538909
Clifff divers go head first from almost 300 feet all day everyday. explain that.
I've jumped off a very high bridge into a lake with college friends, we all did it. we all lived.
>>768538980
me too buddy
>>768538920
man too bad your bitch didnt drink all that bleach she used for her hair
>>768535454
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CDXx9_1520297038
>>768539142
>>768538920
bitch lookin like danny phantom
>>768535601
SNOOCHED KEKEKEk
>>768537089
Yeah, luckily he was next to a hospital. They gave him a band aid.
>>768538506
OK JUST MAKING SURE
>>768537178
I think he's OK.
>>768536359
nice, almost got me, maybe next time
>>768536362
ksy
>>768539118
DEAR DUMB FUCK: THAT BRIDGE IS 744 FT. FROM THE WATER.
THE WORLD RECORD FOR CLIFF DIVING IS 196 FT. AND THE GUY WHO DID IT, LASO SCHALER, SAID HE WOULD NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
SO FUCK OFF AND DIE.
>>768539419
mfw I was on the live stream and saw it all happen
>>768539419
gotem
>>768539419
ok ik this is a kind of retarded to ask but how did they get the footage of this? like was it a live stream when it happened?
>>768536441
hahaha fucker
>>768536601
surprised he lived
>>768539572
they set it all up again and had his twin brother do it on camera for the news station
>>768539438
2nd
>>768536972
he landed on his head and fucking coated the people.
>>768539490
same here idk if the full context of the webm makes it better or worse
>>768539438
lol the golden gate bridge where people jump is only 250' from the water.
not high.
the ONLY reason some of those people die, is they drown. the rest survive.
people cliff jump head-first from higher heights all day. and they live.
>>768538488
fluid including water actually is compressible to a degree... but I don't think anyone wants to get into a compressible flow discussion here in this thread. Just had to autismo that out there.
>>768535598
holy shit that one dude on the bicycle
>>768537056
Glorious. Would wife
>>768536291
This guy WWEs.
>>768538488
Hur I trooled U
>>768539850
40 MPa and less than a 2% decrease in volume. Fluid dynamics classifies that as a solid.
>>768535597
I wanna stuff my cock in her bunnyhole
>>768540341
who doesn't
>>768538920
where sunscreen i live in fl and you look ike a fucking orange
>>768538882
I'd eat it. I'd be disgusted with myself, but I'd eat every bit of it.
>>768537089
>>768536972
i believe he ended up in hospital over night wit a bandage on his head and monitoring over night . went back to work two days after hospital released him
>>768536067
daamn.. story?
>>768537514
you're right. the guy would've probably just had a knife and the civvies would've had nothing.
>>768540646
me too. slowly. i'd lick it slowly and try to get the vagene off of it.
>>768540726
nerve gas explosion
>>768536067
>Sets himself on fire
>People beat the shit out of him with their coats too
R.I.P.
>>768534064
copypasta you fag
>>768540878
this kind of shit happens every day all over the world
>>768535539
in every rekt thread
>>768536291
YRW you have you're dorsal fibers rwmoved
>>768537766
Get the app “The Chan” it’s a viewer for 4chan on iPhone with Webm support
>>768534177
>>768539419
>>768539572
>>768536964
not late enough
>>768538185
yeah a tylenol and he was good to go
>>768536964
What the fuck anon three forks
>>768536135
I sometimes wonder how people end up in predicaments like this. Seriously wtf.
>>768541363
Wonder what happened to that rieko cuck
>>768537089
Fortunately his skull broke the fall. And vice versa.
>>768538185
WHAT THE FUCK! I'VE SEEN SOME SICK SHIT ON THIS SITE BUT THAT VID MADE ME DIE INSIDE! GET HELP!
>>768542075
Open the front door and find out.
>>768536362
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>768536221
last time i saw this somebody said that the kid with the fucked up teeth stole a gun from someone and then tried to sell it on the street not knowing that its this guy is the one he stole from
ITT: newfags
>>768536547
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>768541716
Welcome to gang/cartel/guerrilla life
>>768537182
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>768538549
Kek @ filename
>>768536812
Well the old man wins lawsuit for several M's but dies from stress/grief. Basically a trust fund baby situation.
Or a 4chan post
"Just inherited 100mil from deceased uncle. Here to help you peasants first one to roll ect"
>>768538288
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>768533264
Cool story, bro.
>>768542477
I have heard that and also that it was fake.
Have seen what are obviously images of this kid far older then here. I suspect it was faked because he would not have survived a point blank face shot. Nor did his face in these older images appear to be any further damaged or scarred.
>>768536972
Thats how i removed my pillar cysts too
>>768538784
I work in an ER and we get those kinds of patients every now and then. They usually claim they fell on it. Lol sure ya did, guy.
>>768536972
That's how i removed my pillar cysts too
>>768538850
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>768542818
post pic
>>768542746
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>768542963
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>768542433
knew this thread was full of newfags
*strums the banjo*......
Can you guys actually fuck off with the copypaata
>>768536163
this is why you should always watch for motorcycles; they are usually driven by morons
>>768541767
Wow, nice shot! Didn't damage any of the organs or meat!
>>768536221
fake
>>768537348
niggers dont have that. they are R type along w/ the spics. huWhites are K
>>768534649
>Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
You're autistic pasta boy.
>>768536163
YOOO this happened on my birthday
>>768535131
let's make this a copypasta
>>768536067
That was pretty fuckin metal
>>768541767
Fuck Canada.
>>768533264
this isnt ylyl its a gore thread. you stupid faggot lol. well i guess this is gonna be the new running joke with gore threads
>>768533264
blablabla find a live man. move your ass
>>768537056
>p
fucking win. thank you. my kind of brutal
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>768537056
Murikunts are too pussy to do stuff like this
>>768537056
Flawless
>>768543120
Sauce?
>>768537174
Throw Anything is one of the most underrated feats in D&D
>>768543828
yaketysax.mp3
>>768536489
what is that car?
>>768544330
wow zu
>>768544340
It's the car the boys had, can't you tell?
>>768538434
Or Calgary.
>>768538519
Casual negligence.
>>768544330
Duck you
>>768544268
Fuckoff
>>768535704
this is what is the wrong with mariguana and funny drugs (those you gt in a party) the narco war. all shitty cartels fighting just to sell you (fuckin murican) a nice trip
>>768537056
YOOO THAT WAS AWESOME
bloopers
>>768537255
Gook bowling. Coulda got a strike had he been just a bit more to the left.
>>768533264
Tell us who the fuck is getting hurt by our jokes?
Nobody here is doing anything that afects anyone, if you are feeling ofended is because you want to feel that way.
>>768544720
I don't have a mother, fuckwit
>>768541363
I knew there was more to this story. Someone should fuck that guy up, and the bullshit group he is apart of.
>>768542075
Nothing. Anonymous is now all NYPA.
>>768535598
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
>>768544720
who is that cutie?
>>768544867
filename kek
>>768537766
Go back to the store and get an Android
>>768542449
>>768542564
>>768542597
>>768542732
>>768542942
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>>768544970
What, he went so fast, that he went back in time and crashes into himself.
