Would you step on this puppy for 18 billion dollars?
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Would you step on this puppy for 18 billion dollars?
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>>768531190
18 billion ? Fuck yes . Where do I sign up .
>>768531190
Without hesitation, yes. !8 billion is life-changing money.
>>768531190
I would do it without hesitation and I wouldn't feel bad about it for one second
Looks like a chihuahua so yeah I'd do it.
Less fun than doing it for free, but yeah
objectively you could save a million puppies... and people accidentally kill dogs all the time..
yes
>>768531404
This.
You just lost your chance
I stepped on it first
>>768531190
for 18 billion dollars I would step on every puppy in the world.
>>768531190
I think you don't quite understand how much money 18 billion really is. Shit, 18 million is more than enough to last your entire life and your children's entire lives.
A better question would be for 18,000 or even 1,800
>>768531190
I would do it for free.
I would hose down a field of those puppies with a flame-thrower for a shamrock shake and a copy of Die Hard on VHS.
>>768531466
This is what I was thinking. Just use some of that money to save at least 2 dogs from dying then morally you're in the clear. I guess.
>>768531543
I'd pay $18 for a chance to step on the puppy.
ill do it for about treefiddy
The good I could do with 18 billion dollars far outweighs one innocent puppy on my conscience. I could spend it for good, then kill myself if it really bothered me.
>>768531190
I'll eat it alive, shit it out then eat that shit for 18 billion
>>768531190
18 billion dollars huh? Well, there's no sugar coating this - I would kill it. Are you fucking kidding me? I would smash the living shit out of that for 18 billion. I'd do it on live television. I would Batista the shit out of that thing. I would not have any regrets. I would look at its disfigured face as I'm doing it. And I'd just be thinking about that 18 billion baby.
I mean to start off with, the price is too high. 18 billion dollars? I would without a doubt smash a puppy to death for 10 grand, 10 grand easy. But for 18 billion? For 18 billion I would take that fucker to my foot, and just slam it against the treadmill. Jeez, for 18 billion I would attach it to a rope and just smack it. I would kill 18 billion dogs for 18 billion dollars. I would smash the fuck out of that thing. It probably doesn't even have memories yet, and if does the only thing it'll remember is my foot. I'd do it for 10 thousand, easy. 10 thousand. If anyone's got ten thousand dollars lying around.
This is a stupid question. 18 billion. Are you kidding me? Time to put on the old Timberlands, you know what I'm saying? I'm not crazy, right, I'm not the crazy one here for thinking "wow 18 billion dollars".
You realise using the money I get from slamming the fuck out this puppy I can use to justify my actions. Using that 18 billion dollars I can maybe donate one or two million to like some World Puppy Foundation. I could buy a breeding farm and raise billions of puppies, to make up for that one loss. In fact only good can come from smashing the fuck out of this thing.
You know I probably wouldn't even donate any money, I'd just fucking do it. Even if I was Doctor Doolittle and that thing was begging me to stop and I could hear it, I'd still do it. 18 billion dollars, come on dude. I would do what those crazy nazi doctors did back in the day, I'd do some crazy shit.
>>768531543
>A better question would be for 18,000 or even 1,800
This. I'd do it for $18k, but maybe not for $1800.
I'll jump on that little motherfucker until he pops and I'll make sure there's residue left on the bottom of my shoe
Shit I'll probably even do it for $300k
I would not do it.
They never said how hard you had to step on it. I'll take the money.
frank said it first, only fucking good can come from stepping on this puppy.
to compensate for the loss of "a cute puppy!!1", you can establish entire fucking chains of puppy farms.
We had to get rid of some newborn kittens once
There was no way we could feed them so I put them into a sack, tied it up to a bar and speed bagged til' the last meow.
I would piledrive that motherfucker
>>768531190
>Chihuahua
Hope you brought more than one.
>>768531190
I'll did it thinking about all the puppies and lifes I could save with the money after.
>>768531543
Bill has 80b imagine that
>>768531688
Kek . This
Abso-fucking-lutly
I would kill every dog I ever encounter for the rest of my life, pile their rotting corpses then use the rotting dog corpses to make dead dog pizza FUCK DOGS
I would never kill an animal as loyal as a dog, especial’y if it’s just a baby.
>>768531929
Founder of Amazon has 112billion and Bill has 90 not 80 - well their net worth
>>768531190
Yes
>>768531190
who wouldnt east money ive done more for less
I probably wouldn't step on it. I'm not into senselessly killing innocent creatures. However, if it dies for a purpose, I'm ok with that. For example... I would feed that puppy to my snake in a heart beat.
yes
>>768531190
>chihuahua
I would pay $20 to step on one
>>768531581
That’s like saying «I’m gonna rape these 2 drunk hoes sleeping in a bedroom for 18 billion dollars but then i’m gonna give some money to women associations»
Does the end justifies everything?
>>768531190
Of course,
Plus it doesn't say how much pressure we need to use so a soft tap would do.
I'd do it for free
>>768531914
lol
>>768531190
Yes
>>768532333
trips of truth
>>768531190
Yes and then i will donate 1 billion to animal shelters so i dont feel so bad
>>768532428
good guy anon
I would dance on my mother's head wearing crampons for far less than that. For 18 billion, I'd fuck that pooch on live TV, stomp it into a shotgun shell and fucking shoot its bitch mother in the cunt on the 50 yard line during halftime Superbowl.
I'd suplex that nibba for 18 dollars
yes but very lightly then I'd give away my fortune
18 billion? What an idiotic deal, I do not have 18 billion, I can always go out and do it for free
>>768531190
No. I have would rather just stay as broke as I am and not have something like that on my consience
You guys are disgusting. The fact that pieces of paper rule your life and would make you destroy an innocent animals life and future is very sad. How would you feel if an alien came down to earth and saw you, and offered him some foreign alien money to blast you right then and there with the excruciatingly painful Photon-Phaser™?
>>768531190
yes
>>768531190
Step on? Sure. You didn't specify pressure.
I'd American History X that shit
>>768532817
If some alien nigger shot you, I wouldn't give a shit. I'd hold you down for the money in your pockets, in fact.
I'd eat that shit live for 18 billion, after having shoved it up my ass
>>768531190
Yes of course... You didn't say kill it. I'd step on his little paw, then collect $18B and take him home with me
>>768532722
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>768532817
Well I'd be dead because some space nigger shot me, so I wouldn't feel any way at all lol. Have fun not having 18 billion dollars
>>768531190
Sorry, puppy. Every man has his price, and 18 billion is mine.
>>768531190
definitively, yes
>>768531190
Is it a pitbull?
>>768531190
Shit ill do it for a 1000
>>768532334
This
https://youtu.be/GaGQ3KGOMto
>>768531190
nope.
>>768531190
I wouldn't believe the person offering the money. Shit just doesn't make sense. Why would anyone throw away that kind of money just to get someone to kill a dog? You could get a crackhead to do it for $100. I'd refuse just on the basis that I would never believe I was actually going to get paid for it.
>>768531190
I would step on it for 18 cents
>>768533403
Pay half now pay half later.
>>768531190
you know...
Before I became and actual adult, I'd say no.
But now that I'm an adult and at the mercy of capitalism, I'd have to stomp the fuck out of it
>>768531190
What's that? $18?! sign me up!
Got two puppies?
>>768533490
this guy is magnanimous....venerable gentleman.....I've never been impressed on image boards but has been for a this post
>>768531190
Why are these pictures ALWAYS in low res?
Are niggers just resaving them by thumbnails or something? Jfc
I would chain it to the back of a pickup and drag it until it was dead for that money.
>>768531190
That's 18 billion dollars, anon. I see niggers do this shit purely for entertainment every day.
>>768533657
yeah, pretty much
>>768532587
>>768532334
>>768533302
Not as you expressed it, but if you could get incontrovertible evidence that your money specifically prevented at least three rapes (or less, even, if those rapes would have been significantly more brutal), then that would technically be morally justifiable.
Literally nothing in this indicates how hard I have to step on it. Like literally, *boop*, tiny tap on its head and I'm a billionaire.
I see no downside to this.
>>768531190
Get a bunch of them I'll tap dance on them like bubblewrap. Then we will see who the richest man in the world is!
>>768531190
Id do it for some BK chicken rings.
>>768531190
For 18 billion I would rape both of the humans in that picture to death using the puppy corpse as a dick coozy. And if stay hard just thinking about that money. So yeah, if fucking do it>>768531236
>>768533999
Perhaps, I just don’t see the benefits for myself. I scarr myself mentally for life. Better not have a lot of money and have my prife intact than to have billions and wanting to commit suicide.>>768533999
I wouldnt money isnt everything
>>768534798
If you want to an hero over stomping a dog to death, because it would make you and all of your future generations independently wealthy, you sir are a gigantic faggot.
>>768534873
You have to be 18 to post on this board
Lol only poor people would do it. Petty that poor people live, for that money I would love to go and beat poor people because they're nasty. Like how can they work 9 - 5 and act like they got money lol.
>>768534973
Kids dont need a palace to be happy. Honor is more important than money anyway.
>>768531190
18 billion, LOL
Who the fuck has 18 billion and shitpost on 4chan ? I would pay $100 max. But doing it for free would be better.
>>768531190
Hell yeah.
>>768531190
Literally posting 4 year old fb content fuck off and anyone here would happily jump on that pupper
id fucking get my nipples removed for 18billion
Nah, 18 billion wouldn't last you long these days
>>768531190
If it were that puppy I'd do it for $1.78 and a burrito.
Doesn't have to be a good burrito.
Mexican dogs are shit.
>>768535003
Im 25
That price is way too fucking high
>>768532334
the time you sit in prison for this can never be used to earn 18billion dollars so i'd even rape 2 women
>>768533999
>then that would technically be morally justifiable.
you better kill yourself, for morality sake, so that you can feed some plants that will help feed people in the future and save more lives.
>>768531190
sorry nope. i rather die poor.
>>768535435
Is that in stomped to death dog years?
>>768531190
No, but put your mother there and i would for 20 dollars.
>>768535747
If you have $18b you will never see the inside of a jail cell
>>768531190
This is an ancient image
>>768531190
$18? Sure.
>>768531401
Well Ii would do it too.
But I would feel bad about it.
Does that make me less of a monster than you?
>>768535764
Not equatable, all my biomass would end up in nature anyway. Besides, any benefits wouldn't be provable, which is part of my original argument.
And it doesn't take into consideration the fact that I could make a much bigger difference alive. Hell, by that same logic I could help even more by dedicating my life to killing others.
Id suck its guts out its ass for 18 bucks and a 440z
>>768533642
why did you say what you say. When is it that you found it all about said poster. It's all but a message and venerable not.
>>768531190
Depends.
18 actual billion, or just 18 'murrican billion (18 thousand million)?
>>768531190
No.
Id give you 20 bucks to step on it
Yeah but I'd feel really bad about it and probably donate millions and millions of dollars to animal shelters and similar programs.
>>768531190
Nah, cause I can't be bought.
>>768536086
>I could make a much bigger difference alive.
>>768531190
Yes, but I'd kill him fast. We're talking about 18 billions here, I'd be able to fund a new holocaust.
>>768531326
You would automatically fail in life and your birth would have been in vain.
Enjoy!
>>768531363
Yeah. But you would live like a chinese scum, and that's not life.
>>768536642
>i cant be bought
>goes to work for money
>>768531190
for 18 billion dollars i would skin that puppy alive first
>>768536923
lul wagecuck
>>768531190
Yeah I would do it twice
>>768536675
Hey, we ARE being theoretical here.
>>768531190
No. Don't hurt doggo.
>>768537533
> Evil Nigger Dog.
>>768531190
yes, then I would start a foundation to save puppies
>>768531190
I do it for a lot less right now.
>>768531190
Never.
>>768531190
Sorry I dont have that much money. I got 30 bucks is that enough?
>>768537599
This is why I don't pick up litter.
>>768531190
how hard? am i killin this lil nigga or am i giving him a foot fetish
>>768532334
It really does not does it?
I mean as I said above I would do it.
But I would feel bad.
On the other hand the changes I could make in the world with 18 Billion?!
Yeah one puppies life would probably be worth it. But conversely not to do it is to allow thousands of children to starve to death.
I consider suffering to be far worse than death.
>>768536923
Well let me explain this to someone intellectually inferior to me:
I choose to work. This is how life works. I choose to abide by societies rules.
"Being Bought" means that you would change your intrinsic moral instincts for the benefit of material wealth.
Nigga do you know how to use a dictionary online? You seem to have trouble comprehending and understanding the English language. Do you know how to research the definition of a word or a phrase. If you need help, I'll take a few minutes to teach you how to do something on the computer besides shit post and look up gay porn online.
>>768531190
Donate the 18 billion to a charity that saves animals from abuse.
>>768531190
I'd still the shit out of that bitch
I would stomp it and eat it for 18 billion
>>768531190
i´ll fuck you free faggot
Yes. Do you know how many puppies I could buy with that money?
idk chances are id step on it but i think whats important to realize is that no amount of money, not even 18b, will bring that dogs life back. Not even all the money you put in to dog shelters and cares will bring it back. Its the idea of making an irreversible change and the magnitude of what we are changing, and that is life.
>>768531190
Sage
>>768536818
if you eat meat then you're no better
>>768531190
Sure, then I'd fry it up and eat it, then morally it's all ok.
18 billion to step on a puppy?
That way is too much, I would only pay like 200 dollars tops
>>768531190
hell id do it 500
>>768531190
pretty sure you could find someone willing to swallow it whole for 18B
>>768539081
I wouldn't mind seeing a hot girl doing that.
yeah
Fuck yeah I would, i'd grind my heel into the fuckers chest. I'd rape that puppy for 18 billion. 18 million, maybe not, but for 18 FUCKING billion i would. I would donate $500,000 to a company against animal cruelty just to ease my conscience.
>>768531190
you would have to offer me 1000 for me to consider it, likely wouldn't
10000 in cash up front, it depends on how bad that point in life is
25k+ and without hesitation so long as I know its real.
100k+ and no punishment and I would kill someone elses puppy in front of them.
now if you mean step as in I put my foot on them and that's it, fuck yea I would at nearly any price over 100$, don't need to kill it, and if I accidentally injure it, the cost to fix it would likely be covered.
>>768531190
Nah
>>768531600
Kek
>>768532880
Lel you mean curb stomp
