remember me? what should i ask my 13 y/o (newly 14 y/o actually) sister? i’ll post her replies
>>768528928
Does she like this cat?
>>768528928
"How's them tits comin' in?"
>>768529347
(wide eyed) “that’s not a cat”
>>768529423
“vile!”
ask her if she is a virgin
>>768529459
Your right I meant to say panther persona
P.s. ask her if she likes trap or if she think there gay
>>768529611
“what do you think, (anon)?”
(upon being told that it’s not me asking)
“you still know the answer”
does she believe in democracy?
>>768529615
“traps themselves are gay. if you didn’t know he was a trap and still continue with.. doing the thing then it’s not gay”
>>768529726
“How do you feel knowing you’re going to hell, roastie?”
>>768528928
ask her what is the meaning of life
>>768528928
"Every see anything like this " and pull out hard dick
>>768529730
“uh.. yes”
>>768529829
“whatever you want it to be”
>>768529819
“that’s a question? okay, 1. very funny and 2. the hell is a roastie? like, roast beef? are they calling me loose or something? dude, i’m a virgin”
>>768529730
>Voter ID law "suppressed" votes
>Those votes were from people without legal IDs
>Illegal immigrants shouldn't be voting
>>768528928
would she fuck a nigger?
>>768530088
checked
>>768530088
(paraphrased: would you have sex with a black person)
“if he was really nice and if we were both legal maybe”
>>768530168
absolutely disgusting. ops sister confirmed roastie
>>768530168
what does she think about incest? specifically brother sister incest
>>768528928
make her moan daddy on vocaro
>>768528928
we need a picture of your sister op
>>768530168
What should we do about the ongoing mortgage crisis?
Would you give me a kiss?
>>768529833
Chekd. Do this OP you frightened faggot
Ask her if discord or Skype is better
>>768530306
“freaking nasty” (disturbed glare)
>>768530366
not a bad idea
>>768529833
>>768530306
>>768530334
>>768530366
>>768530393
do you guys not know what a mod is
>>768530393
“is that even a question? discord all the way”
>>768530366
i can give you a pic from the fridge that’s 4 years old maybe
>>768530548
deal
We need some comformation that it's not just you
>>768530459
come on im sure she would mind having oni-chans big fat dick inside her tiny young pussy
>>768530484
>>768530626
this
>>768530655
>>768530500
>>768530388
>>768530366
>>768530088
>>768529855
>>768529833
>>768529611
this thread has clearly been blessed by kek
>>768530548
How many euros would it take to fly her out to Germany and fuck me for the weekend?
Political party? Favorite game?
show her this and have her give an opinion>>768528928
>>768530763
“too many.”
>>768530030
I'm sure you're mixing up laws, some voter suppression was done with other means than just asking for identification. Some were made to take provisional ballots which were thrown out, others got kicked off the voter rolls for not writing a letter when asked to conveniently before a vote. Of course, bear in mind that only 40-50% vote, so divide to 100,000, then there is a high statistical likelihood that those kicked off the voter rolls were done with interstate crosscheck, which targeted minorities or blacks. blacks, as you know, vote 80% democrat. There's a whole lot of shit to it, but basically democracy in the US is not working right now. Recommend paper ballots first and foremost, or e-voting with a paper trail that isn't locked up forever to recounting by the government. blablabalbalbal
>>768530995
ill give you 2 k for your loli sister to verbally abuse me while stepping on my cock
>>768530843
“uh... i don’t know, not too political but i’m a moderate conservative apparently. my favorite line of games is pokemon but my favorite standalone game would have to be slime rancher or something”
How does she feel about this?
if a replier gets dubs i’ll ask her to take the bdsm test and post her results lmao
she might say no so don’t get your hopes up you horny bastards
>>768530733
>>768531203
Roll
>>768531203
Roll
>>768531203
this is bait hail kek
>>768531311
Easy dubs
>>768531203
Roll.
>>768531311
KEK WILLS IT
>>768531344
Winrar
>>768531344
ANOTHER ONE
asking her
>>768531435
shit she said yes “but only because you promised that nobody would know it was me and that you wouldn’t send it to anyone” but she also said “what if i just lied for all these to be funny” so i don’t know if we’ll get meme results or not
>>768531659
still need to see what she looks like
>>768531619
>>768531619
Will I get that promotion at work?
>>768531659
i’ll be posting commentary of hers that i find funny:
“prey hunted by predator? i’m not a furry”
>>768528928
oh heck it's been a bit since you did this
ask how she feels about lolis, lolicons and what's her favorite youtuber
understandable if you dont want to ask the former two though
>>768531837
“dang, this test really earns its name”
assuming this is a legitimate post, i love /b/
>>768531903
this needs to happen
>>768531744
Calm your chode faggot, chances are you’re not getting any pics and her pics are just as irrelevant as sex in your life
>>768531903
Bump for youtuber question, hoping she’s in the logang
>>768532095
and how do we know the thread is legit then
>fucking newfags
>being this stupid
>>768532175
Agreed
>>768532175
You don't. This is 4chan.
KEK
>>768532175
Where do you think you are right now? This is 4chan of course it isn't legit.
>>768532394
“oh my god stop laughing it’s not even funny i bet yours are worse you (mung?)”
>>768532360
>this is 4chan
>no
>no
we always ask for timestamps you stupid fuck nothing was provided gtfo my board
TLDR op is larping
>>768532394
please have your sister degrade my tiny dick anon
Op show proof you got a sister
>>768532506
other than face, what do i do?
>>768532455
regardless of it's authenticity, it's still entertainment you fucking idiot
>>768532576
Take picture of her with timestamp. Censor face
>>768531903
“as long as they aren’t abusing actual children, i don’t care what you get your rocks off to. my favorite youtube channel is jarmedia. they do podcasts and stuff”
>>768532617
>are you really this new?
>>768532576
just no face
>>768532625
This
What are her fetishes
>>768532718
>>768532617
>the absolute state of anons in 2018
>idc about timestamps but this is fun herp derp
gtfo and never return you fucking absolute disgrace
>>768532687
so im 23 dating a 16 year old girl ask her what she thinks about that anon
>>768532846
samefags >>>/out/
>>768532846
Knowing it might be real but not knowing for sure is part of the fun.
>>768532936
Dude we don't need to ask no random girl.
We all know you're a fucking scumbag.
>>768532936
“bit weird since she’s 16. then again mom and dad were 6 years apart”
>>768532936
What's the point of this post?
>>768533090
16 is legal in most of the world.
>>768533113
wanting normie opinions on my scumbag ass
>>768532625
Do this fucker
>>768533113
its fun triggering muricatards with their retarded age of consent laws
Ask her what makes her moist when thinking of a guy
>>768533247
Most of America has 16 as the age of consent
>>768533090
6 years apart isn't the important bit. If a 20 year old is 6 years apart, the girl can be 14. If you're 40 and your woman is 34, that's fine.
>>768531619
kys
What's the oldest she would date
thread is stale no timestamps no face pic
>>768533487
“seventeen”
>>768531619
Will I have a good season
>>768531619
I do not have to ask, Kek. For you already know the question.
>>768531619
Will op post timestamp and no face?
Ask her to take off her panties, let you jerk off/cum in them, and then put them back on.
She doean't need to see you jerking it, I'm not a sicko.
>>768533917
yea sorry got carried away talking to her about 4chan and shit
>>768534194
Hey, OP, what country do you live in?
>>768534281
don't you already know fbi
>>768530030
You actual retard.
>>768534194
Would she fuck Steven from Steven universe
>>768534281
america
She got fetishes?
>>768534330
“gross, no. i don’t even like steven universe anymore”
>>768534333
Tell your sister to go to bed. It’s a school night.
Show her this
>>768531077
>>768534358
She’s wearing the shirt.
>>768534416
she’s in her pajamas
>>768531619
devine
>>768528928
Wanna fuck?
>>768534358
Then what's with the shirt
Ask her “Shouldn’t you be in bed? It’s a school night,”.
>>768534534
“i got it ages ago, and nobody i care about is gonna see me in my pajamas, so may as well not put a good shirt to waste”
>>768533937
THIS!
Or at least as if shed let you use them
What are her hobbies?
>>768534596
she woke up with a fever so mom’s letting her stay home tomorrow
>>768534358
What about lars
>>768534644
“drawing, going on discord servers, roller skating, cross country, animation, and music i guess”
>>768534646
Lucky bitch.
>>768534745
conpared to other 14 y/o’s i’ve interacted with, i don’t think she’s a bitch
>>768534734
A 13 year old girl shouldn't be going on random discord servers
>>768534734
Do you like fidget spinners
>>768534813
Did this nigga just say conpared
>>768534815
i mean i’d tell her off but it seems she’s pretty responsible when it comes to that sort of stuff; i’ve talked to her about it before
>>768534875
typo sorry
>>768534888
English please
>>768534940
I’m not letting you off the hook that easily, this is not fucking acceptable.
>>768534911
Can i be you guy's friend
>>768534614
>no body i care about is gonna see me in my pajamas
>OP and family
feelsbadman
>>768534281
Nice attempt at obscurity depart of Homeland security
>>768534911
I hope she is, there's been too many pedos in servers, especially ones from fighting games/nintendo games. I sure as hell wouldn't want my sister getting groomed by a pedo
>>768535080
True
>>768534911
Ask her Xbox PlayStation PC or Switch
Show her whatever assorted pornography ad you see above this thread and ask her what she thinks.
>>768535263
“pc”
>>768535373
Shes a good kid anon good kid
Mozart, Bach, or Beethoven?
post a picture of her armpits
>>768534734
any current favorite bands/artists?
>>768535373
Hentai or porn and what's her favorite category or tag
>>768535482
“bro, where’s pachelbel?”
>>768531050
How's life at the DNC, cuck?
>>768535522
“rex orange county, blank banshee, porter robinson, tyler the creator, glass animals, frank ocean, and kendrick lamar”
>>768531619
Does god exist?
>>768534996
ebonics. don't waste your time.
>>768535789
Reroll
>>768535677
Why's she wearing the STeVen universe shirt then
How do I stop being sad
What kind of discord servers
>>768535770
I love 3 of her picks
Does she appreciate these dubs?
>>768535770
good taste
what's the best tyler album and what's the best kendrick album?
>>768535871
“dunno, active ones that aren’t too big really”
>>768535899
Damn almost trips
>>768535924
How do you feel about rp and erp
Post some of her drawings
>>768531050
So like they did to Bernie supporters in favor for Hillary?
>>768535906
flower boy probably i guess and to pimp a butterfly
>>768535924
Would she join a discord server of mine
>>768532625
>T H I S
>H
>I
>S
Faggot
check em
>>768536298
it’s already been done
Ask her if she's ever seen a grown man naked, or been to a Turkish bath.
>>768536179
“yea but how are they gonna get the link to me”
if she does join i’ll be monitoring what you do peedies
>>768536032
here’s a recent one. pretty edgy but it’s the only one i have readily available
>>768536431
if she joins Lord Terry's server I'll give her a special rank
>>768536169
yassss, pimp a butterfly!
>>768536544
3VMDTK
forgot code
>>768536431
Frankly I'm no pedo i Just want active ppl if their is a pedo idm maKing them disappear
>>768536544
link?
>>768536626
3VMDTK
>>768536581
What about me
>>768536669
you will have to tell me your username
>>768536654
she’s in i think
>>768534875
He fucking did it! Absolutely Haram
>>768536727
username?
or a clue of her profile or something
>>768536779
she has a bird profile picture last time i checked
>>768536834
k got it
>>768536724
Scy
>>768536724
Tf my sPecial rank at
What does she think of the ads on /b/?
Also Coke or Pepsi?
>>768537085
not showing her those
also i know this one, she likes pepsi
>>768537145
Good, Coke tastes like malted battery acid.
>>768528928
This thread is great, it’s been awhile since I’ve seen someone so blatantly lied to and possibly caught with their hand in the honey jar.
>>768536544
Still waiting for my role names scy
>>768537263
yeah you are special kid 2
OP if you're still here hug her and ask her how much she loves you and if she gives you sass boop her nose
>>768537145
Does She Like Undertale And If So is she in the fandom and if is shOuld she khs>>768537497
>>768537497
“I love you.. enough”
>>768537653
“undertale was a fun game but i steered clear of the fandom”
>>768537859
Ask her what does that mean where is your other brother
>>768537925
Thank God we don't need anYmore of them
>>768537859
Good... Now make her some snacks and remind her to brush her teeth before bed.
>>768538120
Even better, brush her teeth for her.
>>768537859
Ask her dOes she like anime
>>768531619
ROL
>>768538410
“a few”
>>768531619
Rerol
>>768538410
I’m trying to decipher the single capital letter in your posts, POYO?
>>768538441
Such as
>>768538579
“devilman crybaby is the most recent one i’ve watched that was really good”
>>768538548
Idk Can you Explain
>>768538752
Ahh you have good tasTe
>>768535263
Didn't you see her BDSM Results? It clearly said Switch.
>>768538774
STVKPOYO
All of the misplaced capital letters in your posts
>>768538827
Add a T
STVKPOYOT
>>768538918
Oh shit he's right
Ask her if she’d let you brush her teeth for her
does she play SCP secret lab?
what's the youngest she would date?
>>768539189
“13”
>>768539411
Fbi open up we have you surrounded
>>768531619
will I get a good night job and get big on twitch lord kek?
>>768539697
YES BITCH
