Former Culver's employee AMA
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Former Culver's employee AMA
What the fuck is a Culver's?
>>768528673
Some shitty chain fast food place.
Did you have a nice day today?
>>768528673
Slow fast food.
>>768528673
best fast food burgers on the planet you non midwestern coward
>>768528179
Do you believe in god?
>>768528179
whats your favorite color?
>>768528740
This
>>768528751
hell yeah my guy
>>768528179
Were you a Culver's employee?
>>768528673
Midwest alternative In-N-Out.
No animal style but they have fried cheese as a side. Better burgers is subjective to personal taste.
>>768528841
no
>>768528860
yellow
>>768528739
it was okay I had a bit of a headache though
>>768528179
I drove by my local Culvers a few days ago and their sign said 'Sorry - No Custard. Shakes and Malts Only'
What are the shakes made out of if not custard, do you keep ice cream in stock?
Please respond!
>>768528740
management keeps the employees from being efficient/getting anything done
>>768529125
the shakes are made of a mix made out of the previous day's melted vanilla custard put into a machine.
culvers is the fucking best
>>768529239
hmmm OK, Ill take that answer Culvers man
>>768529424
I was often in charge of cleaning the shakes machine so I know my stuff
>>768529125
oh also custard is just a mix in a big bag, we pour the bag into like a churning machine and it makes it into custard
when your custard is gritty it means it's low on mix
why do you think this is the most interesting thing about yourself?.. is it? are you retarded?
bring back the three cheese pub burger please, that shit was so good. dont even care if it shortened my life by multiple years
>>768529679
saw a McDonald's thread thought if make my own sorry anon
OP, what the fuck is the difference between custard and ice cream?
>>768529735
it was really good but on the bright side a lot of locations are getting Mac and cheese soon so you've got that to look forward to
>>768529834
custard has eggs in it it's creamier or something at least that's what they told me to tell customers
>>768529909
So you don't really know then, you're just spouting the company line?
>>768530073
the mix to make custard comes in these big bags, I don't know what's in them but they told me it has eggs in it or something
Best item on menu.
>>768530333
mushroom and Swiss burger double
What's on the secret menu?
>>768530441
you can get
grilled cheese
BLT
bacon shake
handmade shakes (no mix, made with actual custard)
three cheese burger
extra crispy fries/well done burgers
veggie burger
that's all I got off the top of my head
>>768530670
>bacon shake
What?!? Do tell!
>>768530801
if you ask we can dice up bacon and mix it in a shake, ive only made it once but I've heard good things
I met Mr. Craig Culver himself while out in Appleton, WI. I heard he frequents stores to check quality. Have any run-ins with him or know managers/coworkers who have? He was super sweet when I met him and gave me free snackpak coupons.
>>768528179
What's the difference between ice cream and frozen custard?
>>768531063
Never met him myself, but my manager did. She was at his house with a bunch of other managers, and he gave her a blanket and made steak. seemed like an alright guy from what she said
>>768531162
I answered this above but basically custard has eggs in it and is also creamier than ice cream
Why are you a "former" employee? Under what circumstances did your employment end?
>>768531394
I have bad anxiety and the experience of working there was too overwhelming. I had a panic attack on drive through and had to quit.
>>768531252
My cousin was thinking about buying a franchise. He could afford the $400k for right and $400k liquid assets for it, but not the year working pro-boner for the guy to learn the ropes.
The lesson here was don't quit your day job when it pays >$300k a year anyway. Just invest hard and retire.
>>768531525
My auto-correct is horrific.
But I totes typed "pro-boner".
>>768531321
You passed my test.
I make frozen custard for my family during the holidays.
Best "ice cream" they've ever had.
Fucking Philistines.
>>768528740
thank you. its literally the worst. fucking overpriced too the only people that like Culvers are white trash cucks that think that is Kobes
>>768531778
When you have nothing but McDonald's or burgerking, Culver's is a godsend.
I prefer my homemade juicy-lucys if I'm doing burgers. I make sure I have time to cook.
>>768531778
the only people that would come all the time we're white Boomer fucks
>>768531778
>>768531942
The fuck are any of these words?
>>768529791
jesus.. what a sad reply. at least call me a faggot or something..
>>768532478
I'm gay so I don't like the word faggot
you are retarded though
>>768528179
How much weight did you gain working there.
>>768533643
shit like 10 pounds it was pretty bad
>>768528179
Why did you guys stop serving chicken? That was the only reason we went to Culvers.
>>768533775
its hard to make lol
the cooks don't give a shit
Fuck Wisconsin
>>768533721
That's what happens when you work in a place where mayonnaise is considered a vegetable and dessert is frozen sweetened lard.
You deserve it for poisoning everyone that comes into your story with saturated fat.
>>768533923
for what it's worth I made a point of never serving children soda
What state?
>>768528179
Will you fuckers ever expand in to New Mexico? I loved Culvers growing up in CO but I can't get my fix here.
>>768532775
nobody cares who you fuck man.. but getting offended by a simple word on 4chan is definite faggot behavior. and clearly the retard here is the fast food employee who thinks he or the company is interesting or funny.
>>768535015
hey cockboy if you don't care you can leave the thread
was it hard work? was it stressful?
>>768528179
What was your top 3 menu favorites?
>>768535240
yes and incredibly. I left due to a panic attack caused by working the drive through
I've heard management is nothing but assholes
>>768535308
mushroom Swiss burger onion rings and crispy chicken sandwich we're A1
>>768535327
they're staggeringly incompetent
>>768528179
how much of that god-tier root beer did you drink?
>>768535450
root beer is ass
>>768535450
god, that stuff tastes great
but it foams like mad coming out of the fountain, takes forever to fill your cup
>>768535503
have you ever had Culver's root beer though?
i always order for lunch a double bacon deluxe value basket with a large root beer, no ice, cheese curds instead of fries, an extra order of onion rings and honey mustard. what does this say about me?
so do you butter the bun or the burger
>>768528673
/thread
>>768529084
based culvers employee
