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Waifu Thread
>>768527928
>>768528007
Claiming mai waifu
>Spammer thinks we have no life so they take time out of their life to set up a bot to spam edition
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>768528003
Good morning
https://fm84.bandcamp.com/album/atlas
And so the ride continues :)
>>768528048
Spammers are back again?
H-hi waifus
>>768528062
i've been awake for about 4 hours, unless you're just waking up
how're you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yc9BohSCao
>>768528176
Hello.
>>768528177
Didn't realise
Getting ready to head to bed, I think
>>768527328
alright.
I'm rescuing cayde again
>>768528048
Ooh is that Maggie from ROD? I haven't watched that in ages. Even though I managed to buy the OVA and Series on DVD I still haven't gotten around to watching them.
>>768526972
I am doing fine, sorry I missed your msg. How are you?
>>768528143
Not yet. Probably in their room raging that we're having a good time and they have no one.
>>768528361
Yeppers :P How are you this evening?
>>768528351
Are you leveling your Titan?
Let me know when you are level 20
>>768528236
H-How are you?
>>768528267
that's alright
goodnight then?
Claimed again
Good evening everyone
>>768528590
Nice image
Not quite, I'm still debating on when to go to sleep since I don't work tomorrow
>>768528507
I'm doing good. Just realized I need to crank my AC though haha how's your night been?
>>768528531
Not okay. How are you?
>>768527928
Hello
>>768528666
indeed
oh alright, that's nice. maybe play some vidya then sleep?
>>768528520
yes my new titan
ok
>>768528938
I have it somewhere, but never got around to figuring out which number it was
I'm playing Destiny 2 right now
>>768528952
How are you liking it?
>>768528804
ignore the nigger ignore the nigger ignore the nigger ignore the nigger ignore the nigger ignore the nigger
>>768528929
welcome!
>>768528929
Hello there
Finally home, fuck
Fuck Mother's Day
>>768528699
Not bad. Watched some tv, BBq'd, made brownies, and read a little bit, nothing special.
>>768528929
Heyo cutes
>>768529264
welcome home cute
>>768529264
lmao Sono. What's up?
>>768529010
yea, i think i have another one with her but dont really feel like looking for it... should really sort my folder some time
having fun? did you hear about that irl treasure thing? that was pretty neat
>>768529264
I know that feel. My cousins brought ALL their kids to my family's get together and my god were they noisy, misbehaved brats.
>>768529283
Sounds like a pretty good day to me haha
I find it hilarious that I have to hit "Not a Robot" as I post cyborgs.
>>768529371
...thanks, I don't even want to cook. How's you?
>>768529418
Tired as shit. Is she going to eat all that?
>>768529468
Hey Alice
>>768529523
I'll give you my gun
>>768529010
it's cool. i like the character better overall
>>768529545
Feel free to eat that and more~
>>768529264
Heyo. What did you do with her today?
>>768529523
Yep. Mom had a good time as well. How was your day Motoko?
>>768529589
Thanks but I have several ;)
>>768529468
Here's one
IRL treasure thing? Not sure I know what you mean
>>768529620
It's so much better at platforming than the Warlock
>>768529693
It was pretty good right up till the brats started misbehaving. I was teaching them some music stuff on an old electric organ at my Grandma's neighborhood party house. After I got home I had nothing better to do so I'm here, for the first time in like 2 years.
>>768529468
This one too
>>768529645
...I'll get fat ._.,
>>768529693
Argued all day, we don't get along.
>>768529698
Yeah but mines is better~
Look at this detail
>>768529886
not sure what that means and haven't played warlock.
I think their gear is much cooler.
>>768529949
That's certainly a pretty Beretta. ... I can't recall what all guns the Major's used over the years... to IMFDB! haha
>>768529903
Kids these days have no attention span unless it can be mastered in 30 seconds or BAYSPLOSIONS! BA~BLA~BOOMMM!
Sounds like you found a life outside the interwebs so that's nothing to sniff at.
>>768529949
Sorry to hear that. One day, when you're older, I bet things will calm down and you'll get along just fine.
>>768529886
she's tall..
https://kotaku.com/destiny-2-puzzle-leads-players-to-actual-treasure-in-ne-1825978852
>>768529919
oh right that one, here it is in english
>>768530089
The plate armour thing is really cool
>>768530339
Anya isn't that tall though
Arisu is just really tiny
That's really cool. They did a way better job with this DLC than the last one
>>768529949
So it turns out most of them won't exist for another decade ;] The Seburo M5, Section 9's standard sidearm.
>>768530323
I'm still working on sorting irl out haha. I've read Jordan Peterson's 12 Rules for Life and I'm trying to take them to heart.
-looks around the thread curiously. Is hoping to find candy-
Rem claimed
Guns cause 90% of shootings
>>768530462
yeah, always liked those
the edz titan gear is really cool
>>768530702
This be bait XP
>>768530462
true, arisu is very smol
yea, never played destiny but i thought that was cool. guy's pretty lucky, neat spear
>>768530521
Does she sleep in that outfit?
Alright i'm back!
>>768531055
welcome back
>>768530465
Books can be a great source of life material, but this is the best thing I have learned over the years, its called complete acceptance.
Once you have mastered the art of accepting anything, your life will become easier and more fulfilling than any self help book can teach you.
>>768530521
Evening Rem. How was your mothers day?
>>768530702
Sounds like a Yogi Berraism
"I never said most of the things I said."
>>768531055
Evening Shinoa! How was your mothers day?
>>768531055
Welcome back
-finds no candy but finds someone's car keys stashed away in a drawer- :3
>>768530868
Yeah, I'm looking forward to completing it
>>768531019
I imagine he could make a fortune on E-Bay
>>768531021
She sleeps in a cute yellow outfit.
>>768531254
Hello Maggie. It's been okay, but I didn't expect to be out so I passed out in my grandmother's room unexpectedly
>>768531117
Heyo!
>>768531254
It was okay. Got food and that's all that matters
>>768531273
What up?
-imagines these keys will open a treasure box. There might be coins, or maybe even Dunkaroos-
>>768531413
>3 in existence
definitely, i'd probably try to sell it
>>768531933
I'd keep it. I enjoy having rare things, even if I don't have much that's rare
>>768531413
i'm not sure yet which one I'm gonna get
>>768531254
Y'see, I tried complete acceptance and I realized that that was no way to get what I want out of life. I realized I was stagnant where I was and still am for the most part. (I only just started this journey). I still go with the flow for the most part, but setting some structure for myself, setting goals, and striving for something meaningful, has filled my life with purpose again.
One thing I have definitely learned, is that life is suffering, and you don't get to not suffer. You do however get to pick your poison, so it's best to accept it and shoulder your burden, and strive forward in spite of it all.
>>768531730
Sorry to hear that. Are you feeling better?
>>768531810
OOOooo... what kind of food?
>>768531810
Not much right now, you?
this is the perfect smile. It shows how cute she thinks I am, It shows how energetic and cutsey she is, it gives a sense of happiness and makes me feel like everything is ok. This is my waifu and I love her.
>>768532014
hmm, depends on how much someone would be willing to pay for it. rare things are cool to have
>>768532380
Welcome to the thread. Glad you found a waifu :)
>>768532069
The Mercury armour set is pretty cool too
>>768532500
Limited edition stuff is right up my alley too. I got a Pip-Boy from the Fallout 4 collectors edition
>>768532110
Ah your a proactive kind of person. I used to be one of them, until I was broke and living in my car.
I do hope things work out for you though!
>>768532130
Vietnamese food
>>768532301
Kicking ass in For Honor. You?
>>768532570
oooh, that'd be neat to have. are you also one of the few people who actually enjoyed fallout 4? cause i did
>>768532533
thank you do you like my waifu? her anime isnt even finished lol
>>768532570
I haven't seen many yet, I guess.
>>768532911
Sounds tasty. I've heard its spicy so would it be anything like Thai food? I've had Pho before but nothing else.
>>768532720
Thank you I'll need all the luck I can get.
I've been fortunate enough to not be living out of my car, but I've been at that broke level and had to live with my parents. Came real close to it again earlier this year when I got hit with owed taxes. I hope you never have to go through that again.
>>768532959
I haven't watched Darling in the FranxX yet, and ALL waifus are trash (even mine lol), but her character design is awesome and that smile is wonderful so yep you got yourself a good one haha
>>768532947
I enjoyed it enough to do what I do what I do to every game I enjoy
Stop partway through for absolutely no reason
>>768533107
I recommend checking them out online. The tokens are account wide too, so you can farm on one and turn in on another
Sakura Kasugano is and always will be, best girl
>>768532911
Watching funny cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnYZNDKzOSQ
>>768533175
I love her uniform it reminds me of another girl who is pretty cool
>>768532380
My dick is the perfect smile
>>768533175
Don't have to worry about living out of my car anymore. Currently living with my mom, not by choice though. She had a rough couple of years and was on the verge of losing her house so I moved in with her to help around the house and pay some bills.
Now the only goal I have set is to be a good person. Everything else may fall where it will, but as long as I've done that, I'll call it a win.
>>768533274
ok i will check them out later.
I noticed a few things were shared but I didn't know about the tokens.
>>768533274
oh nice, same for me with most games. except for with fallout 4, i played quite a bit of it and beat it
i havent played vidya in a few months, been considering to maybe try out playing again sometime soon though. i still need to finish spelunky
>>768533413
Excellent choice my dood.
>>768533659
This is one of her manga outfits, it's pretty rad. To ask a likely stupid question, who's it remind you of?
>>768533778
Sounds like you're already well on your way to being a good person. Stay strong friend.
>>768533770
nice willy
>>768533914
esdeath
>>768533808
All faction turn ins are shared, along with mods. There's a helpful website for managing all your stuff too
I'll link it in Discord
>>768533837
I end up stopping 90% of games and playing World of Warcraft instead
I'd be interested in playing a game with you sometime, if you wanted to have company
>>768534012
forgot pic
>>768533116
It isn't at all tbh. Pho is the viet Ramen
>>768533462
Nya
:3c
>>768534044
>>768534012
Oh right that character from that anime I've not seen either XP I really don't keep up with anime as much as I used to; my new job's hours are too long and I'm too busy many times outside of work. I think the latest thing I saw was Made in Abyss.
>>768534031
so that means that all the reputation i got from the start on all NPCs is always shared?
ok
>>768534313
oh where do you work?
>>768534523
No, those are individual
>>768533914
Thanks.
>>768534296
Yea I know that. I've just heard that it's a spicier kind of food. Currently live in bum fuck nowhere and can't even get decent Chinese food, let alone Vietnamese. Last time I ordered Chow Mein from an "Authentic Chinese" place around here, I got a soup...
>>768534830
You're welcome :)
>>768534552
I work for a Japanese manufacturing company's American factory. I grind rails for linear motion guides down to specification. We work 9 hr shifts and often on Saturdays too. It's tough, but I'm taking Casual Japanese lessons there right now and later this year I can enroll for serious ones with a Japanese Language Proficiency Test at the end of it. Passing the JLPT is international certification that I can speak/understand Japanese.
Oh crap it's like 10:30pm I have chores that still need done before bed. I'll catch y'all around. Hopefully my absence won't be 2 years long again haha
Guess I'll share one last image, which is the dakimakura of Motoko I've got and have been holding this whole time. Later!
>>768534978
Ah crap forgot the sample I saved was the lewd version. The one I bought she still has her outfit fully on on both sides.
>>768534296
Thanks, I was watching these with mom
>>768534978
Bye and sleep well
>>768534031
yea i just was slowly losing interest in them, and havent played anything since janurary, unless you count vn's
hmm, maybe. i dont really like playing stuff with others too much but i'll think about it
>>768534706
+lick
>>768534830
From my experience with it, it's not spicy at all. At least the majority of it isn't. Dude chow mien is great. Egg drop soup?
>>768534978
Sleep well moto
>>768534978
Night Night Motoko. If I don't see you good luck!
>>768535206
I cant watch things with my mom without her asking everything in a video
>>768534012
wanna suck it?
>>768535339
owo what's this
>>768535318
Visual novels aren't really games. I mean, you interact with them a bit, but you don't really "play" them, per-say
I usually play alone as well, even MMO's I tend to play alone. A habit I am trying to kick since group stuff becomes difficult
>>768535414
It was exactly my mom who wanted to see the cats
>>768535339
Ah I see, was curious is all. Yes chow mein IS great, but around here it's a soup.
Imagine everything for chow mein. Now, remove the noodles, double the veges, and pour Chicken broth over it... That's what I got...
I went down there and complained. They said, "What you got is chow mein. What you want is lo mein"
I told them that there is a difference between the 2 and they looked at me like I was an idiot. Proceeded to laugh hysterically at their faces then walked out. Haven't been back since.
Tohru is cute
>>768535679
agreed. actually havent read any vn in about a month or so. i was reading fruit of grisaia but just haven't really gotten back to it for some reason
i just stick to singleplayer stuff mostly
>>768536458
play overwatch with s-mug
>>768536604
that'll be a no
>>768536809
play overwatch with worse jill
>>768532380
That's gonna be a no from me, dawg
>>768535631
ono
>>768535749
Oh my
>>768536030
That's wacky as hell. Wow
Wtf. That makes no sense. Both are noodle with no broth to it. Just oily
>>768536870
still a no, and both jills are equal
>>768536900
zero two is that you!
>>768537181
shit
>>768536993
uwu
>>768537323
+lick
>>768537208
Cum at me bro
The trips in this post secures Zero Two for me.
>>768536458
Were you enjoying it? That might be the problem
I need to find things other than WoW to keep my attention. It's taken too much of my life already
>>768537411
y
>>768537526
quite a bit, so yea that's probably why
play roguelikes and roguelites instead
>>768536993
Still 2 hours left to end this day, so more cats incoming
>>768537487
b-but I love her more
>>768537614
You're going to like it
>>768537722
Ayyy central time zone
>>768537695
Good to see someone else faces the same issue as I
I've never understood what that means
>>768537887
OwO
>>768537804
Yeah but I'm God Emperor of this thread.
Hello hello hello hallow
>>768536993
Ikr... I almost felt bad for them. Recently I got a menu in the mail from the same place and they took it off the menu. I guess I wasn't the only one to complain :D
>>768537526
WoW is love. WoW is life. Bow before Blizzard, you're immortal overlords!
>>768538048
I mean
I've sunk half my life into the game, so I think I already am
>>768537970
you are? who said?
>>768537887
Having a better time in the game?
>>768537999
Hello there
>>768538287
He's not, he's also 14 years old.
>>768537950
>>768537999
Uou
>>768538048
Tell them off by saying your dick is bigger
>>768538340
Nope. Got bored cause it got easy
>>768538497
oh
>>768538287
The Holy Trinity did.
>>768538478
No I'm not! I'm onwy this many years old
>>768538168
604 days, 21 hrs playtime in 8.5 years. Only adv 6 hrs a day so not quite half for me :)
>>768538626
Don't need to. Laughing in their face was enough for me.
>>768538626
Shinoa how do I get Piper to fuck me?
>>768539005
I've been playing since 2005, and average about 5 hours a day. Some days more, some days less though so 5 is probably a good average
I've probably hit that 25,000 hour mark
>>768538782
:)
>>768539005
Lel. Fuck them. Time to move to a better state
>>768539063
Excuse me?
>>768538626
So, what are you doing now?
>>768539428
:(
>>768537913
it's a tough thing to deal with..
to be a roguelike it needs to have all or nearly all of these. if it's only a few, it's probably a roguelite
Random environment generation
Permadeath
Turn-based combat
Grid-based movement
Non-modal (Movement, battle and other actions take place in the same mode. Every action should be available at any point of the game.)
Complexity
Resource management
Hack'n'slash (very combat oriented, kill lots of stuff)
Exploration and discovery
>>768539639
So like Diablo?
>>768539464
Laying in bed. Might get up to vidya a bit more
>>768539476
I'm sorry. No sad please
>>768539732
are you retarded?
>>768539772
; ~ ;
>>768539772
):
>>768539801
Slightly
It seems to kind of fit the bill to me
Give me an example
>>768539732
well diablo has some of those things but it's not really a roguelike or roguelite
>>768539801
could you not?
>>768539772
> lick
Happy mother's day.
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