Do you want children /b/?
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Do you want children /b/?
>>768521101
Absolutely not.
>>768521101
If I have enough money to take care of them I might. For now I can't even take care of myself
Who's the baby?
Reverse image search says it's an original pic.
Hahahaha fuck no
>>768521291
That's responsible of you.
>>768521182
Why not anon?
>>768521101
No, gives me a good excuse to always cum down her throat or in her ass.
>>768521101
It's more like a biological need at this point.
Whenever I see a baby, my brain completely disregards all of the downsides of having children and just pumps me full of hormones that scream in my head "You wanna make one of those yourself, go procreate, reeeeeeeee".
I can only imagine what sort of hormone hell women my age go through.
Who's the baby in the pic?
>>768521101
I'm getting a vasectomy next month so I'm gonna go with no
>>768521971
That's helpful, thanks anon
>>768521541
Just not a fan of them, and I value my freedom too much. I'm 37, too, so women my age will soon be beyond safe child-bearing age anyway.
Only if I had a daughter. I'd probably an hero if I had a son.
>>768522370
You using /b/ for a study or assignment for school?
>>768522468
What's wrong with having a son?
>>768522517
Can't fap to that. Having a daughter is the only reliable way of getting some decent fapping material down the line without asking for trouble.
i have a seventh month old son and he is my pride and joy. i want more someday too.
>>768522632
You probably shouldn't have children of either gender anon.
>>768522517
No, I just don't want kids and it's nice to know that there are clear signs of it when you do. Helps clear up the cloud of ambivalence in my head
>>768522632
>without asking for trouble
>>768521101
Fuck he's cute. Takes my back to the good old days.
>>768521101
So cute.
And eventually.
>>768521971
You mean you aren't a woman?
>>768521541
What are the reasons for having one?
There are unlimited downsides and like one upside, maybe my kid will win a spelling-B...
>>768523226
Yeah, I remember when I was a baby...
>>768522964
Fapping material, not molestation material.
>>768523471
Children are fun and having them is essentially the only real goal life has. You’re retarded and should kill yourself if you don’t want them.
>>768523471
I'm a guy, but I'm also aware of my body trying to get me to make a kid with the first willing participant, in complete disregard of my wellbeing.
I do want kids, but I wanna be smart about it.
yes I would prefer a daughter but only because it seems easier than a boy.
>>768523632
Wow, you sound like a great future father.
Can't wait to see the retarded and emotionally abused product of your loins ruin life for multiple people.
>>768523700
Listen to the other part of your body that just wants to continue enjoying peaceful, debt free Sunday mornings.
>>768523632
agreed
>>768524285
Don't worry anon, I'm still rational enough to not jump into a situation I'm not financially ready for.
Even if I were to find a partner suitable for making kids with, I'd still hold it off until I'm better off financially.
>>768521101
Had two already.
Girl is 18. Talented artist, and musician. Steadily employed since 16. Graduating HS and off to college.
Boy is nearly 16. Oxygen thief gamer. No direction, initiative or discernable skills. Deadbeat weaboo NEET in training.
>>768521101
Only if they've been slow-roasted.
>>768525160
>I love babies, but I can never eat a whole one, yet one is not enough to share either...
>>768522741
Happy for you anon.
>>768524982
Do you still love him?
>>768525368
Exactly! Thought I was the only one...
>>768524982
Hey!
nobody should be having children in the first place
>>768521101
No. I got snipped 5 years ago to make sure.
>>768525807
Why is that? Overpopulation?
>>768525508
With all my heart.
I'm just sorry that I didn't get to spend more time with him (divorced "non-custodial" dad. Career focused helicopter mommy). Maybe he'd have more focus, self-confidence and ambition if I had.
>>768524982
Block porn on the router may not do much if he's even slightly adept with tech, but could help prevent his life from being a total failure.
take away his games or limit it at the very least, games and porn are the main sources for a deadbeat waste of life, that and anime but i can't really comment seeing as i wasn't a weeb to begin with
>>768525873
no it's just stupid to have children, for what purpose would you bring children into this shitty pathetic world, what good reason is there for having children? not a single one, it's just the dumbest fucking thing you can possibly do, why would you have children? so they can suffer and die just like you? what a fucking joke. literally pointless
>>768526010
I'd like 3 or 4 children, yes.
>>768526072
I like you anon.
Does this tattoo answer your question?
>>768526412
No...
>>768521101
A screaming midget that keeps pissing and shitting and takes a while to have an intelligent conversation with, how about no?
>>768526072
Everything is literally pointless anon, and yet you still made the effort to reply.
>>768526412
Why'd you get a tattoo of Meryl Streep anon
>>768523506
story?
>>768527744
Someone killed a child by hanging it.
>>768527868
How do you know the kid didn't just lose their walkman?
>>768527959
>Middle eastern looking kid in a sand washed house.
>Walkman
implying...
I want children, but I'm not gonna have any because I have bad genes and couldn't live with myself knowing I gave my child those bad genes.
