honest question: is there a mainstream female comedian that’s actually funny? the only female comedians i can think of are unfunny swine like pic related
Maria Bamford
>>768519321
for a little while ellen degeneres was funny. then she became a socialist and became the same unfunny shit as all the other comedians that are "big" right now.
>>768519434
never heard of her
>>768519321
holy shit op i was just about to make this same thread after not even making it passed the SNL opening monologue, that show is shit these days and has been even before trump 2016 presidential race started, Amy shoemer is cringe as fuck
>farts out unfunny turds all over america
Idk i thought she was funny op, especially the 10 mins of tampon jokes and hilarious child birth shit spewing and female circle schlicking
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>>768520786
She's not even that big, I've fucked chicks bigger than her, but her shape is just so unattractive... she looks like Jim Gaffigan long hair
Beth Stelling is really funny. Bonus points: at the right angle she looks a little like Krissy Lynn...
>>768520906
fucking kek anon
>>768521061
did u watch the monologue of snl on saturday? shes rocking a fat double chin now, and still is unfunny as always..
If you like cheesy comedy the improv world is filled to the brim with funny girls. Check spontaneonation or comedy bang bang for A+ female comedy improvisers.
we need daily amy schumer threads
>>768521448
fuck off nobody will ever watch comedy bang bang that show is fucking gay
>be fat and unfunny
>constantly talk about bleeding out your vag
>jews throw money at you
>oops anon, you'd better get tissues before you masturbate to my sexy bodeh
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>>768520328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYFc1aUFWjE
>>768521487
Which of you would unironically fuck her? Own up
i think my biggest gripe with schumer is how people see her as a role model for women and a figure head of “body acceptance/positivity” in the media, yet she is constantly making jokes at the expense of being fat. her latest movie is literally just an hour long fat joke for christ’s sake. it doesn’t matter if she’s poking fun at herself for being overweight, it’s still a fat joke, and contradicts everything she’s supposed to stand for
>>768519321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7vHvclMgYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSsk_k7MBpw
Lauren Southern. Enough said.
Lisa "niggers smell like farts" Lampanelli
>>768521788
i would unironically call her miss piggy to her ugly face
>>768522032
wew lad
thats going easy
>>768522012
Oh wait yeah thos bitch is actually pretty fucking hilarious suprisingly. She looks like somebodys fucking aunt.
>>768519321
I'm a liberal in Canada (read: commie fag junkie in US), but this bitch is horribly unfunny.
Women in general are not funny for the simple reason that males *need* to be funny while women do not: It gets us laid; it keeps bullies from kicking the crap out of us. Women just need to be... well, women.
Woman? Don't have a have hideous birth defect, don't be massively obese, and you *will* find a mate.
Hell, even the "don't be obese" bit is negotiable, if you're a woman.
>>768519321
settle down elliot
>>768521414
Holy shit, she has a tramp stamp? How could she become any trashier?
>>768523013
her level of trash is incomparable
>>768522012
Just looked her up, had some good laughs
Sarah Millican, but you probably have to be a Brit to appreciate her humour
>>768521788
I 100% would, I love fat chicks
>>768523290
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>>768521670
There was a time my life where I would have jacked off to that
Joan Rivers was pretty damn funny, also brutal she did not give a single fuck
>>768521788
I probably would, but only after having several conversations with her first.
>>768522012
this. She is the only female comedian that has jokes that make me laugh.
Iliza was also pretty funny reading script for that one dating show. She was fucking hot, bitchy and delivered the lines in a dry way that was actually funny.
>>768523726
>its thighs have thighs
>>768523726
Although I would love to prise apart those fat thighs, and brutally fist her cunt and ass, she is about as funny as an AIDS lesion.
>>768523778
>you'd better bring some tissues, because you're gonna wanna masturbate to how sexy i am in my new movie
then she gets a standing ovation from the audience
>>768523507
She's shite
bumpy
>>768524068
Ugh. This is Catwoman once the Fat Acceptance pigs have won.
>>768524068
If her face wasn't fucked up and she had a better personality I would totally bang that
>>768519321
She's only funny to other dumb fat sluts like her. I've never personally met a woman who likes her. The far left media keeps propping her up even though she's a shit tier comedian
I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
>>768521788
totally would hatefuck
>>768524327
it's disgusting
>>768524292
I would like to make her asshole look like picrelated.
>>768520906
Shit that never happened. There have always been female comedians. The far left has such a short attention span.
>>768519321
Well i would say some famale witty clever comedians that you might see in UK tv like
>Sandi Toksvig
>>768519321
I highly recommend Morgan Murphy. Super deadpan but crazy fucking funny.
>>768524497
i am convinced the entire left has heavy metal poisoning or something
Maria Bamford
Nikki Glaser
Natasha Leggero
Iliza could be funnier but I would still fuck her crosseyed.
>>768524068
White Nia Jax
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>>768519321
Eleanor Karrigan ain’t bad. She opened for Dice for a while. Pretty sure he got up in them guts too. Ohhhh!!!
OP IS AFAGGOT RACIST SEXIST WHITE CIS MALE SAGE
>>768523814
Brilliant, well-thought-out and completely funny.
No love for Natasha?
>>768519434
fpbp
>>768525270
>I'm a CLASSY whore
Nice touch, lady.
>>768523778
this image is funnier than anythign amy schumer has ever done.
>>768521788
Sure.
Still wouldn’t laugh at her jokes, but if I put a baby inside her, it’d give her an excuse to eat the way she already does.
Amy Schumer used to be funny then got popular and became a diva. There are many funny female stand ups. Wendy Lieberman, Kathleen Madigan, Tig Nataro, Nikki Glaser, Jen Kirkman.
CHALLENGE MODE:
Go to www.google.com
Type Amy Schumer sucks/Amy Schumer is not funny
Observe as Google only shows you positive articles regarding this unfunny skankbiscuit
?????
Go to duckduckgo
Search the same thing
????
Profit!
>>768522032
I'd call her Miss Piggy right as I'm jizzing on her fat face.
>>768519321
She's funny AND sexy!
>>768527834
She'd probably steal that and put it in her act.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
>>768519434
came here to educate OP with this answer, fpbp
>>768522925
So's the hideous birth defect. Most common defects, you'll not only find men who will settle for it, you'll actually find porn of it.
just give in guys - she is beautiful
>>768519321
God this narrative is getting old.
>>768525270
she is hilarious
>>768530901
Give in to what? She is not funny, no matter how much you try to push the narrative that she is.
>>768525270
I would eat cornflakes out of her cornhole.
i swear she looks like an ugly miss piggy
https://youtu.be/J1irAxNOHxs
Fuckin Christ people. Here you go.
>>768529049
thumbs up
>>768521257
Mildly amusing is not really funny
Women just aren't funny and the reason is because they are so coddled and never experience real hardship.
Being a woman is LIFE ON EASY MODE
>>768521414
I'd like to spend a couple of hours working over her butthole with one of those ribbed plunger handles
I've always wondered WTF is wrong with the endless guys obsessing over her looks. Who the fuck cares if she's fat or ugly? Do you give a shit if a male comedian is attractive or not? She's not a porn star, for Christ's sake. What does her ass size have to do with anything?
>>768519321
Kristen Schaal is great.
is anyone here funny
Amy shumer is funny. Futz youse guise.
>>768523290
THOSE
FUCKING
TEETH
>>768519321
Comedy has been official made illegal by libtards and their safe space army. Don't worry about it anon.
>>768536059
She's hilarious in Flight of the Conchords
>>768526964
Michelle Wolf is pretty solid. Check her out on some of the British Celeb game shows. 8 out of 10 cats does countdown is how i found her. Plus her white house bit at the correspondence dinner was savage
>>768521670
>>768540178
be sure to pass this along
>>768519507
So, she was funny until she disagreed with you. Fuck off, anon. Stop being a Trump cuck.
no
>>768519321
Lisa Lampanelli.
You're welcome.
>>768522012
Lisa is pretty funny. One of the only female comedians that make me laugh. Lisa is man in the body of a female though.
>>768519321
Ali Wong is pretty funny.
>>768525270
she's funny at times but any time she has to laugh at someone else it sounds forced.
>>768524562
She's one of the ones who thinks "I know I'm funny" but can't prove it.
>>768540760
>>768524068
i wanna see that blimp blow up like Harry Pothead's auntie
>>768540284
> disliking socialist dykes makes somebody a trumptard
Okay
>>768540760
she's one of the ones that ruined SNL with the "I said something funny laugh now" attitude
>>768519321
Legends tell of a female acrobat in the court of the Ming dynasty noble Xiu Lu-Pai who could tell a decent joke or two. However, the historical evidence is slim.
>>768540972
schweet!!
Is that enough? I could keep going.
>>768540951
It does mean you are narrow sighted enough to stop liking someone who may disagree with you politically, which is a bullshit trumptard move
