We are doing this again
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but your new thread dies fast
>>768514874
Granted, but this becomes more oversaturated than ylyl's
>>768514874
I wish that I could shoot a load on Tyra Banks' forehead.
>>768515315
Granted, but it's her amputated forehead.
>>768515315
Granted, you fire a load from magnum revolver which kills her and you get sent to jail
I wanna join the army.
>>768515731
You die on your first day
I wish I was rich
>>768517139
Granted, in deutschmarks.
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
>>768518456
Granted, but now every person you speak to will make the same unfunny "do you play basketball?" joke
I wish I was female
>>768519769
Granted, but you're a tranny
>>768519769
Granted, but you have your period twice a week
>>768519769
Granted, but you're ugly
I wish my gf was hotter
>>768518488
Granted, you are now a baller, with 15million in debt
>>768520666
Granted, but Satan steals your soul at age 30
i wish i had a big cock
I wish I wasn’t Depressed...
granted, but youre transgender and want to be female
>>768520766
Granted, but no head
I wish I was in shape
>>768520766
Granted, your cock weighs 120lbs
>>768520700
That's a strangely disconnected high price to pay. But I'll take it.
>>768520855
Granted, but the new social standard is fat and your an outcast in society
I wish Hillary Clinton was president.
>>768520666
>>768520700
>>768520900
THE CONTRACT IS SEALED.
>>768520855
Granted, but your ability to socialize with other people is practically 0; you always fuck up a conversation some way or another.
I wish I had several billion dollars.
i wish i had a big fucking joint
>>768521021
Granted, but she is executed for her war crimes.
>>768521052
Granted, but it’s all in pennies and you can never deposite it or use paper money again.
>>768521052
Granted, but each bill is coated with a diffrent incurable virus/disease/illness
>>768521076
Granted, but it’s the joint in your knee. You still have to smoke it
>>768521076
granted, but you get addicted, spend tens of thousands on drugs and eventually die in a mugging in a back alley. Nobody can find you and your memory fades from existance as your family, friends and anyone else close to you gradually get over your disappearance.
>>768521076
Granted, but you have to smoke it with smallpox Larry
>>768521052
Granted, now lets see you stack up that monopoly board with properties.
I wish I was a starving african with AIDS. Id like to see you make that worse you cunts.
>>768521076
Granted, but it is your elbow joint.
I wish I had a hot trap girlfriend who is perfect in every way.
>>768521272
Granted, but now your entirely family is dead and you know nobody and nothing.
I wish I didn't get any STDs
>>768521272
Granted, but your kidnapped and made to suck dick for bread.
>>768521272
Granted, but you don't get to die.
>>768521272
Granted, but you're albino and everyone hates you.
>>768521338
Granted, but she has every STD known to humans
>>768521338
Granted, but you get NTR'd by a Chad.
>>768521338
Granted. But she insists on being the top in the relationship. Bedroom and socially.
>>768521272
Granted, but you have to watch your large family get sold into sexual slavery. You frequently hear about the horrors happenign to them, in fact your youngest, most beloved sister get's fame and treatment equal to Daisy's Destruction.
fuck you bitch.
I wish I didn't exist.
>>768521354
Granted but you'll remain a virgin for the rest of your life.
i wish not to be alone anymore
I wish my body would only poop at the most convenient times.
>>768521449
Granted, but then you wish you were alone.
I wish I could meet Trump
i wish for a glass of water
>>768521451
Granted, but you can never pee again.
>>768521472
Granted, but it's boiling hot and scalds your throat.
>>768521472
Granted but the glass is burning hot.
>>768521354
granted, but your limbs are amputated and you are kept in a prisonlike hospital for the rest of your life without stimulation or friends/family as your bone marrow and flesh is constantly extracted and regrown to make cures for humanity.
>>768521471
Granted, but a swat team comes in and kicks your ass.
>>768521417
GOOD.
>>768520666
Granted, she spontaneously combusts.
I wish I could control when I yawn.
>>768521554
kek
>>768521471
Granted but he deports you.
>>768521472
Granted, but it’s club soda
>>768521563
Granted, but you lose control over your bladder and pee at least once an hour. A huge amount too.
>>768521563
Granted, but you feel like a bubble is inside your stomach and it's constant pain that never leaves but you cannot die.
I wish I could fart with my armpit
I wish something bad happened to me and/or someone I know/don't know
I wish that my iPod's shuffle always plays the perfect song at the moment.
I wish I could get a guy to hold me down and gay rape me, so that I could finally try being a bottom and feel a load shot up my ass...
>>768521563
Granted but every time u do u take a shit
>>768521563
Granted, but only when you’re tired
>>768521626
Granted, but you get AIDS and die.
>>768521626
Granted, but it's me.
>>768521606
Granted, but even a tiny movement in the skin there triggers an obnoxiously loud fart, leading to your ostracization.
>>768521626
Granted, but you're going to hate it and it will scar you for life. Faggot.
>>768521619
Granted, but your mom is now gay.
I wish that black people avoided me like I avoid them.
>>768521624
Granted, but it never turns off/cannot be unheard, thus ending your life through paranoia
>>768521624
Granted, but it plays it at 250 hrtz and your fucking ears get blown out.
>>768521404
Out of all the replies i got this one was probably the worst lol
I wish I could breathe underwater
>>768521725
Granted, but now you're swarmed with skinny gay asian men. Enjoy it, faggot.
>>768521725
Granted, but your secluded on a island with no food/water/shelter.
>>768521626
Granted, but its your uncle.
>>768521725
Granted but then the muslims will come
>>768521725
granted, but now EVERY homeless person now knows you as their best friend
>>768521795
Granted, but you cannot breathe on land.
I wish I could nut faster
>>768521624
Granted, but Cardi B is the singer of EVERY song.
>>768521795
Granted, but you lose the ability to swim.
>>768521795
granted, but you can no longer breathe on land.
>>768521832
Granted, but you will never have a girlfriend.
Ever.
I wish I could make dinosaur noises correctly.
>>768521832
granted, but only when you bang a minor
>>768521832
Granted, but you nut simply from contact with your dick.
>>768521433
Did someone rape you as a little boy?
I wish my friends were the avengers
i wish my balls were bigger
I wish I wasn’t a virgin
>>768521883
Granted, but it is the only sound you can make.
>>768521883
granted, but only when you have someone shit on your face
>>768521904
Surprisingly yes
>>768521914
Granted, but you can no longer ejaculate.
>>768521884
I wish I could bang a minor.
I wish I was captain underpants
>>768514874
Granted but every time you fly you shit your pants
>>768521918
granted, but it was from being raped in prison
>>768521918
Granted, but you lose it to your dad.
>>768521918
Granted, but your virginity is taken by your uncle, who gives you AIDS.
>>768521914
Granted, now you have elephantitis.
>>768521918
Granted, but you get raped by your father.
I wish women stopped bothering me for sex.
>>768521725
Granted, but now you will have jews on your hands. Lots of jews.
I wish I could get dubs
>>768521967
Granted, but they must be animals
>>768521832
Granted, but the nut comes out at exactly
56.667 degrees Celsius.
>>768522020
Granted, but you stop lying for the rest of your life.
>>768522034
Granted, but you will never get anything above that.
>>768522024
Well you know what they say, a Jew in the hand's worth two in the oven.
>>768522034
Fuck you, I wish I could get dubs fucker!
>>768515315
Granted, but every time you shoot a load you shit your pants.
>>768522034
Granted, but +1
>>768521973
granted but you need permission from the author to do anything
I wish i had faster internet
I wish the Holocaust actually happened.
>>768521967
Granted, but it's yourself as a toddler and you remember the event from your childhood immediately afterword.
>>768522126
Granted, but only when downloading gay porn.
>>768522103
Lol, fucking savage>>768522034
>>768522127
Granted, but you're a jew in 1940 Netherlands
I want to die
I wish someone would reply to my post.
I wish I could suck my own dick.
>>768515731
Granted, but every time you join you shit your pants
I wish I had money
I wish I was Hitler
>>768522126
Granted but your computer is broken
>>768522169
Granted, but you die
>>768522169
Granted, but you float in an unending void for the rest of eternity
>>768522040
>56.667
Lmao wtf
Quad
>>768522179
Granted, but you break your ribs and die from your lungs being punctured.
>>768522182
Granted, but it's in Zimbabwe dollars.
>>768522034
>>768522077
I love how this guy actually brought dubs.
>>768522236
Granted, but you lose your autism
I wish my fridge was always stocked with food.
>>768522217
Damn this is some kars shit
>>768522182
Granted, but it’s monopoly money.
>>768522179
Grandted, but you go flaccid when your tounge touches it
>>768522179
Grantes but now your dick is too long and hits stuff causing it to break
>>768522271
Granted, but its always spoiled.
>>768517139
Granted, but when you get ritch you shit your pants
I wish I didn't have asthma
Granted @ reply to my post, but no (you)
>>768522330
Granted. You fucking die. No more asthma.
>>768522182
granted, but it has cum on every bill and coin
>>768522366
yummy
>>768522271
Granted, but it's only sprouts
>>768522271
Granted, but you always forget to eat it
>>768522202
Granted, but at the end of the ww2
>>768522271
Granted but its coconuts
I wish I was a cute anime girl.
I wish I was gay
I wish i had a better pc
>>768518456
Granted, but when you do, you shit your pants.
>>768522465
Granted, but you get brutally raped by the people you find the least attractive every night. And they have AIDS.
>>768522330
Granted, but the air you inhale so effortlessly will forever smell like malt liquor and dry pee. Get a wif of ghetto.
I wish i had every known disease to man
>>768522472
Granted but the pc stands for penis chopper
I wish Adolf Hitler would return from the dead and rise a fourth Reich which will be successful this time.
>>768522472
Granted, but it restarts everytime you're about to cum to any porn, or anything online really.
I want to be happy
>>768520666
Granted, but every time you fuck her you shit your pants.
>>768522518
Granted but its before man knew what a disease was
>>768522465
Grantad, but in tentacle porn.
I wish I didn't have tooth decay
>>768514874
Granted, but you can only fly. You are completely crippled on land. So being indoors is going to be a challenge
>>768522539
Granted buts its against white people
I wish i could i could fuck your white picket fence
>>768520766
Granted, but every time you pull it out you shit your pants.
>>768522465
Granted but only in 3d
>>768522518
Granted, but the people you love the most get it too.
If you don't have anyone who loves you, then the USA takes you and holds you captive in a painful, stationary, never moving cell for the rest of your life while taking chunks of your body to test for cures or vaccines. You never move from the same 2 x 0.5 x 0.5 meters for the rest of your life.
>>768514874
Granted but you no longer have the ability to walk on land.
>>768522539
Granted, but you're a Jew.
I wish my job paid more
I wish WW3 started.
>>768522614
Dammit.
>>768522609
Granted, you now have no teeth, or tooth decay.
>>768522734
Granted, but you get transferred to China.
wish I had all the money I want and no cares
>>768520766
Granted, but you have erectile dysfunction
I wish no one would make my wish worse.
>>768522518
granted but men know nothing.
I wish i was Glass joe
I wish the local morgue would never find out I've been having sex with the bodies.
>>768522564
granted but your dopamine receptors decay in 48 hours
>>768522839
Granted, but you live half our life span
>>768522771
Granted, but since you have no cares you burn the money.
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I wish I could have a sandwhich.
I wish I could be granted all wishes which don't get granted.
>>768522862
GRANTED, but you slowly become a muslim
>>768522805
Granted, your wish gets worse on its own.
>>768522892
Granted, But now you have aids
>>768522916
Granted, but your dick falls off
>>768522892
Granted, but its a cum sandwich
>>768522892
Granted, but it’s only mustard on top of bread
>>768522916
Granted, but every time you get a wish you shit your pants
I wish i could climb mount everest with my penis
>>768522892
its a cock sandwich
>>768522636
granted but your neighbors keeps asking why you're always on the fence.
>>768523053
Granted, but you can't get back down.
>>768523107
kek
>>768523053
Granted but you did b4 you reach the top
>>768522892
Granted, but since you misspelled sandwich you get the sand which came from the desert.
I wish I had a world-class singing voice
>>768523036
Good thing whenever a wish is granted, it's no linger a wish that doesn't get granted, so it can't have been granted.
I wish the BUF (British Union of Fascists) was reformed
>>768523053
Granted, except your penis makes it to the top... you do not.
>>768523188
Granted, but you never find out
>>768523165
Granted, but everyone else in the world becomes deaf.
>>768522916
Godel is my idol.
>>768522862
granted but now you have to put a comdom on each of your limbs
I wish I was immune to everything
>>768523165
Granted, but no one wants to listen to you.
>>768522539
Granted, but Hitler and his army are undead and their reich aims to conquer the world of the living.
>>768523188
I wish the USSR never collapsed
>>768522892
granted but it you can't smell,touch,or feel the sandwhich.
>>768523180
>Whenever a wish is granted
For it to stop being a wish it has the necessity of being granted so... You shit your pants.
I wish I could have sex with homeless old men as a cute 2D girl!
>>768523036
So I never shit my pants? Or do I both shit my pants and not shit my pants at the same time?
>>768523321
Granted, you are now immune to happiness and pleasure.
>>768523513
Not really an issue to be honest
I wish I could pole vault with my dick.
>>768523595
granted, but it breaks every time
I wish I could watch my parents fuck
>>768523635
god damn
>>768523493
You can't unshit your pants, when you do, the shit will be lying in your pants, so... You shit your pants.
>>768523409
Granted, but the USA and USSR start a full-on MAD nuclear war and all life on earth is destroyed.
>>768523688
Granted, but they don't let you join.
I wish I could invade Poland.
