Hey /b/, its my birthday! Ylyl thread!
>>768514129
>>768514038
kek, i've been coked up with a dwarf before
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>768514329
Is it a good story?
>>768514382
Forgot to contribute
>>768514329
Tell us about it!
>>768514329
Let me guess: the experience wasn't up to your high standards...
>>768514542
I fucking hate being poor.
>>768514542
I made a ylyl to feel somehow better, but its the worst day of the year
>>768514727
I hate you for being poor. Gtfo of my country.
Happy Birthday, queer!
>>768514900
Thank you, have a nice day Anon!
>>768515024
You made me smile
>>768514382
no, i lad i went school with whose brother is a dwarf brought him to my friend's house and we did coke
.
Huh?
But your not giving yourself cancer r u?
Booze causes cancer --
get smokd instead
.
![Blank+_651deb69296e6fb3d01da1fcf895cfbe[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1526/250/1526250573676.jpg "Blank+ 651deb69296e6fb3d01da1fcf895cfbe[1]")
>>768515277
>>768516190
Love it.
To be fair, cr500's are fucking rapid.
>>768514862
>iFunny watermark
>>768516142
God just fuck off to reddit already.
>>768514422
>rortugal
I rord
>>768514354
"McSchoolface" is for the hopelessly retarded adults.
>>768516566
I don't get it
>>768516642
holy shit
do you have a penis?
>>768514422
Lost at bonzalez
>>768516642
the dude is staring straight at her ass g
>>768516769
Yeah I get that what I don't get is what's written there.
Glad to see you Anons having some nice time at my thread, Im iff to sleep,it has been nice, thanks for being there! :)
>>768516875
Night bro <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC39zkpJZWw
>>768516875
good night sweet price <3
>>768516890
>Muh racism
Care to talk about why blacks kill more whites than vice versa and has been for quite some time? Probably not.
>>768516841
hes sayin random mexican shi cuz he wanna fauck her and shes mexican, duh
>>768514542
Not funny... that's sad. I want to help these men.
>>768517402
suck their dick then
>>768514542
didn't they find julius and give him a propery bday?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAy0NJ1SvI8
i just made a new song plz like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COwl1p-XhGk
>>768515959
Lost
>>768514536
No way that is true.
>>768518442
Look at the IDs.
>>768514422
i get it :
the jap jabs of satire on Americans
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Take an honest global poll :
ask citizens in almost a countries if they'd rather live in the US.
Not as illegal aliens, but as legalized citizens.
Big Apple America ! :
world leader :
who ELSE in the world could slap around the Axis of Evil Kim & Iran at the same time ?
AND prob get good, lasting results from it?
It's a gigantic irony that TRUMP seems to have done this,
altho foreign policy hawk John Bolton just came into the Admin, maybe 6 wks ago.
and hawk Pomeo is now Sec of State.
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Ima Lib, strong for HRC, but the culmination of the Dems' dovish approach to the ME,
was in the glaringly appeasing nuke deal w/ iran.
It spawned a blizzard of comparisons to the anti-war deal the Allies, UK & France, made w/ Hitler in Oct, 1938,
the Munich Agreement.
Hitler promised he'd never use military force in Euro.
UK and France allowed him to continue
the build up of the German military.
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Then in Summer, 1940, Hilter invaded france and heavy-bombed UK killing & maiming 1000s
.
>>768518292
reported
>>768516916
they'r doing a lot w/ genetic s now,
but i stil think this pic's unrealistic
.
>>768516190
He isnt wrong, that bike is fucking insane
>>768516890
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>>768517093
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/making-sense/america-inequality-begins-womb/ -inequality-begins-in the womb/
.
Nobel Laureate, James Heckman reasoned in a recent book, “Giving Kids a Fair Chance,”
.
“the accident of birth is the greatest source of inequality in America today.”
.
“Children born into disadvantage are, by the time they start kindergarten, already at higher risk of dropping out of school, teen pregnancy, crime, and a lifetime of low-wage work.”
>>768516733
its a takeoff on david boreaz
>>768520190
The article isn't loading and lmao at linking a fucking mainstream article in 2018.
>>768516760
boring bs, Violation :
remove from /b/
.
>>768516929
So YOU allege
..
>>768516760
STAP FEEDING THE TROLLS!
>>768517019
g'night soupy sale
>>768514038
Happy birthday OP!
>>768514542
I dint INVITE anyone to my party.
xx isnt my real age,
and Minster of Truth isnt my real name.
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yal get the pic eh?
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>>768514542
I hope their next birthdays were better, these look fucking dismal.
>>768515884
Toppest of keks
>>768517478
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>>>768514542.
---- no, wasnt julius was his evil triplet
Jeremiah.
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he SHOULD be back in psych lockup, but the triplets keep foolin the cops down in
Yazoo City, MS, pop 500, elev -10 ft
.
>>768520576
trols must be schtupped immediately
>>768521056
theyr mental cases -- cant relate to ppl
>>768522101
My outrage is TOTALLY justified !
Ima Social Justice Warrior,
and I am BUSY!
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and no, i'm not the babe, spell-bound w/ righteous RAGE @ human suffering.
but SJW's ARE vengeful, so WATCH IT, pal!
>>768523263
CIS SCUM
>>768514542
Lolz. Too afraid to socialize yet they wonder why the have no friends.
>>768514727
Being poor is no excuse. You don't actually need a lot to live, society tells you that you do. American education is all kinds of dysfunctional, but busting your ass and getting some form of education always improves your life no matter your age. If you're strong enough to work fulltime for years but only go to school sometimes,it will eventually pay off.
Years ago I was an introverted loser with no opportunities who worked all the time. That shit finally paid off for me and the past couple of years have been the best of my life.
You are the only friend you actually need, Once you got that friend, you're good.
You incel types are just lazy and scared.
>>768516566
wat
>>768523263
no one you consider close to you cares about your well-being
>>768514129
so he started a dress-up fashion line for the role-play kiddies?
>>768514038
Hey op some dude at Texas Roadhouse around 1:30 was saying it was his birthday.
Where were you this afternoon?
>>768514173
more like skills @ Hyde & Jekkyl
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>>768514357
Spamming's a Violation,
and we Report it to keep the thread workin smooth
.
>>768516553
Its a reference to boaty mcboatface you cunt
>>768516142
he voted for Ike 2x
>>768516414
all you whiners got? :
" gtfo to reddit ! "
>>768520333
oh, msm. you'v got something w/ more cred.
we can guess.
>>768514536
I fucking lost at Bobson Dugnutt.
My contribution.
>>768524049
fuck ya bro have some tities of truth
>>768516553
And the John Cena one goes without saying for blind kids.
>>768517478
facebook com /julius.movogo.9
>>768516487
Can these be funny though?
>>768515024
"Boston Battletoads"
>>768514422
>Bobson Dugnutt
kek
>>768516584
I don’t get it
>>768514038
happy b'day
>>768533736
just drink the water lol
>>768533736
Minecraft has infinite water as long as any 2 neighboring blocks are also water sources
>>768534592
Cops are so cringey
>>768534592
>>768534736
Also doughnuts will kill you, they give meth to fighter pilots....
>>768534796
Gave. They GAVE meth to fighter pilots.
>>768525833
Nah, Im from the other side of the ocean.
>>768534959
Wrong
>>768534796
Anything will kill you so get the fuck over it
>>768534959
this
>>768535106
they switched to modafinil like a billion years ago. even before that, calling it meth was a gross oversimplification
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkM7h3h5zMg
>>768534959
there is now one very nervous man on an airforce base
>>768514542
jokes on you, I never celebrate my birthday
>>768516929
Yes
>>768536386
>>768532145
hahahahahahahaah good fucking luck with a cuck like donnie in the white house
>>768536801
Cucks dont fuck porn stars while their supermodel wife is pregnant
>>768537117
>be a super sexy illegal immigrant who successfully marries for money into being the first lady
>know your husband is a serial philanderer with a piss fetish
>for some reason remain faithful to him
this is what Donniebots/russian trolls actually believe
>>768537662
counterfeit and homosexual
>>768537626
She obviously married for money and citizenship. He isn't the first prez to cheat on his wife
>>768537662
That's dumb as fuck.
The sparks are flying the wrong way.
Hurrdeedurr
>>768534796
You don't think fighter pilots are allowed to have donuts?
>>768515962
niglets love to destroy stuff. We have a house nearby that the owner rents out to welfare people. So it's always got nogs in it. The kids will just roam the neighborhood looking for stuff to either steal or break.
Then the leftists blame Africa being backward on white people. All they have to do is look in their own backyard.
>>768514038
>>768534796
wow you are retarded
>>768538568
lol well done. hadn't seen that one before
>>768514038
my bday is in 45 min. Happy bday op
>>768535145
tfu
>>768514329
greentext NOW
>>768538568
a friend of mine sometimes sends me nudes when i send her some of the shit i find in these threads. they're not all bad.
>>768519359
Dude it's clearly photoshoped
>>768518791
It's gone now. What was it?
>>768516514
"Do I have a sign outside that says dead nigger storage?"
>>768516514
from where is the original picture?
bump
>>768519359
>>768539725
What in the fuck, is this dude serious?
>>768541545
K Y S F A G
>>768514536
Woah holy fuck!
>>768514862
Nj cropping out that i funny water mark.
>>768542305
Explain please.
Dude looks like trudeau
>>768514038
happy birthday, faggot.
Typical liberal
>>768514422
mike truk lol
Hi , I'm Gunther
>>768542599
I get you're trying to be funny, but the joke is ruined when you see the "2 years ago" text.
>>768541448
i shouldn't have lost to this
>>768514542
Someone is at least taking the pic and I see their mothers making them cakes, someone cares for them. Its not that sad really.
>>768542305
>>768542116
What exactly is this saying about trudeau?
>>768514357
Fucking cuckold of a father u got who let's his daughter get fucked before she's married
U and ur fag of a father are the reason loyalty and sin means nothing in today's society
Suck a dick
>>768543631
Are these all unedited?
>>768542853
How is it unfunny when you see "2 years ago"?
>>768535289
Man, you guys realy didn't appreciate my doughnut comment
>>768516929
Omg I live there I didn't realise it was here
Might go as a bearded drag Queen to piss fags off
(Despite being bi I hate what gas become of the pride movement)
>>768516642
Dont blame you, whoever made that meme is a fucking reject. You only have to place two water blocks on either side of an empty block to create an infinite water source. Niggers are dumb though.
>>768514542
This made me so sad
Nice to see /b/ is still just bickering about politics and edgy ifunny users
>>768544301
What the fuck are you talking about
>conservative cucks ruin another thread
>>768527867
nice, but
im nota tit man,
more like a bubble-butt / tight abs;
maybe some washboard, plus
massive bush
>>768544778
That's /k/ringe
Meet Hank, He corn-holes liberals for fun.
>>768530663
HUH?
thats mean;
rabbits r cute
.
>>768545043
And you're a faggot, your point?
>>768543502
He's just there to pretend and not there to work.
Another thread ruined by /pol/eddit spergs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vadOmoyGeHQ
>>768516219
how do you nut tho
>any liberals or shitskin lovers can leave /b/ for ever and go back to redit
>>768514422
dugnutt got me
Finally a thread that isn't full of flaming liberals
>conservatives think being annoying is an admirable skill
>>768543194
wot?
>>768536801
The wall is going up right now. The crews took a short break to fuck your mother in the spirit of the day, but they are back at work.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iNZ8v9VdWdE&feature=youtu.be https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3CUTijv23Ak&feature=youtu.be https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L8wzqhyKnko&feature=youtu.be https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=NMia-6TM_QM https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K3jxVLd-9a8&feature=youtu.be
>>768544526
So if you place two water blocks using the bucket on either side of an empty block, they will both flow into the empty space and fill it. You can then fill the bucket from that middle water block indefinitely as the other two will replenish it. The easiest way to do this is to use the shovel of pickaxe to remove three blocks in a row from the ground/ floor and then just fill up 2 buckets from nearby water and place them as I described. I beleive this works for lava too. But since you're suck a n00b I'll assume you don't have a diamond pick yet anyways so don't worry about obsidian just yet ;)
>>768545066
Post his dick faggot
>>768546950
Can't anon it's in your mouth
Good job guies
>>768546848
You dumb ass u replied to the wrong comment.
>>768516642
This guy was saying 'he don't get it' to the picture above the one yer talking about.
I'm assuming yer talking about the Minecraft one. My 5 year old plays that game. It's gay
>>768541813
sawse me brother
>>768535635
Meth hasnt been used in a long time, but dexedrine was used up until like 2012.
>>768514536
that furry on the right looks distressed.
>>768514259
well this little fucker had to learn about consequences. that's what happens kid
>>768514259
Man I wish this had sound. I wanna hear that lil fucker whine
>>768527509
Lol
>>768514073
Fuck
>>768514073
holy shit when was this?
>>768544458
Wait was... was Blue ever actually an anthropomorphic girl?
>>768543142
I get that this is /pol/ propaganda, but you seriously need to read about the puckle gun. it was widely dismissed as a novelty and several of the governments he pitched it to could not forsee a need of a gun that fired that many times.
>>768543100
please read the constitution. at least once in your life. not some summary/talking points from Hannity or Glenn Beck.
>>768514422
Fuck you. Just woke my wife up laughing.
>>768518560
>>768515024
every fucking time
>>768538849
>lol well done. hadn't seen that one before
That's not the full version
>>768535447
god DAMN
