why is it so hard to find actually attractive twinks these days?
2nd one is hot
>>768511060
nigga what
>>768510715
Fuck off with the faggot spam.
needs moar twinks
>>768512004
that's a twunk
>>768510715
Theyre all turning into trannies.
Because natural selection is working
>>768512759
That is truly disgusting. Looks deformed
>>768513566
Same goes for old time stamp. Spread butt isnt attractive
Worst gfur thread! Who marked this?
>>768510715
Because you're probably ugly.
Ugly people get no sex
>>768510715
Maybe you're not gay
cringe
>>768517303
>inb4 you jerk off to it and feel guilty
Go outside.
>>768518644
go fuck your mother, you worthless nigger
I can't go outside, everyone is just like "Go back to your basement you loser virgin".
>>768512004
>>768512759
>>768514180
>>768514803
>>768515481
>>768515685
I absolutely have no idea why I'm not sexually attracted to real guys but fap endlessly to furry porn and fantasize about getting fucked, I even have a dildo for fucks sake. SO WHY DOESN'T MY BRAIN ACCEPT THESE?
>>768518951
Maybe you like older men?
>>768519153
I don't feel sexually attracted to any kind of a real male, there are some exceptions but they are rare like an okapi. And considering that I literally choke on the dildo. It's retarded.
>>768519621
Good day.
>>768519621
aaaaaaaaaaaaay lmao
>>768519651
Most guys are really shitty looking. There are quite a few who are quite exceptional though.
Better than women in fact.
>>768518951
Rono, go home.
>>768519726
It is a miserably hot day. And it is going to stay miserably hot until November.
>>768520323
What mean he by this?
It wouldn't be so awful if it weren't for the humidity. Humidity is like fast food store garbage. It smells like old hot dogs and I hate it.
>>768520334
So it's kind of normal? That's a little up lifting.
>>768520463
Psh
>>768520638
Considering what month it is it's going to get even hotter.
>>768521172
I will puke right on your god damned face.
>>768521301
kinky
>>768521470
You don't know the half of it.
>>768521172
Yeah I dont like most guys or woman for that matter. The average woman looks better than the average man, but the exceptional man looks better than the average woman.
Both age like shit
>>768521301
I'm not really into that, idk what you've been eating and HCl is not nice.
>>768521571
We all have our demons Mr. Lorre.
>>768521679
I eat a lot of garbage. Most anything I can get out of a dumpster.
>>768521745
I have no demons. I'm far too normal for that.
>>768518951
Are you, me?
Except the dildo part, i'm too much of a pussy to get one.
>>768521581
I once saw a guy when I was in Prague passing by while I was sitting on a bench. I cannot explain how that guy looked like. That was the first time in my life that I've got a boner in real life from a man, and just by looking at him. I was tied to that bench for 10 mins because of him.
I was a twink 30 years back. A guy pursued me after seeing a photo of me modeling latex clothes at a fashion shop. He got my name by telling the owner he wanted to hire me to do photos. I had dated and fucked guys and girls but at that time, my work was more important than either.
It got a bit much when he showed up at a gallery opening and started back in and the owner had to ask him to stop or leave
I ran into him a few more times and went for coffee with him. He was actually quite attractive in spite of being 48 to my 23.
He brought up he had a summer place with a private beach and he needed work done on it, so he offered to hire me for a week to get it ready for summer and offered a good wage plus expense money for food etc.
We talked about what he expected me to do, reasonable work hours plus a performance bonus for certain things completed. I asked how private the beach was and he said you could only be seen by boats and they usually didnt come close due to rocks. I didnt tell him I wanted to crossdress and sun bath when I wasnt around his place working in lingerie
>>768514803
Jesus fuck. If I could have a little twink like this with a cute feminine face I could die happy.
>>768522244
Waiting patiently for more
Also, checked
Because you keep looking in the mirror
>>768522089
Don't be a pussy, if you long for it it's worth it. I actually never had an prostate orgasm yet but the feel makes your eyes roll back.
>>768522026
That's not good then. Eat healthy!
>>768522224
What a nice thought to have to be attractive enough someone fantasized about being fucked by you.
Hopeful nothings.
>>768522737
Those kind of people should be proud of themselves.
>>768522843
Gotta be healthy! Release the toxins, cooperate with the body.
>>768522244
instant boner tbh
>tfw no maryland bf to kiss
>>768525493
Maryland seems like an easy place to score a bf.
>>768525641
why do you say that?
everyone here is super manly and straight
>>768525714
East coast is full of fags. If you want twinks you might have to be in cali/canada/sweden.
>>768525945
Nice butt
Join my serber pls discord gg scvNxWY
worst g/fur title image ever
>>768526932
agreed
Needs more butts.
>>768528044
>>768510715
In which days was it easier to find attractive twinks?
>>768528044
hey snarf its been years, can you dump your folder of thread asses?
>>768510715
stop
>>768529446
before drumplestiltskin got elected
>>768510715
A lot of them fall for the tranny/femboy meme thinking more guys will find them attractive if they look like girls.
>>768510715
"Twinkiness" requires a certain level of effeminate behaviour, and being openly queer is dangerous these days, especially if you're petite and young and look vulnerable, as twinks generally do. With the rise of the alt-right and queer-hating bigots everywhere, it's a bad time to be out.
>>768529446
Before grindr when they had a choice of all the hottest chads instead of one say... yourself.
damn niggers
>>768530054
wow, U
>>768530119
WOW me?
>>768530176
Yeah u nigger
>>768530234
I am not of Nigerian origin thanks
>>768530307
okay whatever boi
so snarf dump the ass folder pls, wanna see if im in it
>>768529563
Hey luc.
No snarf around us how horrifying!
>>768530818
Hello. My back hurts. Also I want to get Zelda
right im going into hiding again for 2 years see you soon fags
god i want to be dominated and locked up as a fagslave to get cummed in every single day for the rest of my life
>He didnt feel anything after seeing MeepoOs leave.
>>768530959
My neck hurts. Which Zelda?
>>768531208
Breath of the Wild. Might be able to pick it up here in a month or so.
>>768531285
Ah. I’ve had it for some time now. Satisfying ending. I need to grab some new games now that I think of it.
>>768531447
I'm just waiting for more NEO GEO titles to get ported.
Also I really want DKC TF even though I have it for the Wii U
>>768531610
You gonna grab smash 5 when it drops? I sure am.
>>768531972
Most likely. I'd just like to be able to use my Game Cube controller though.
Also will pick up Monster Hunter when it comes out, thank god you can port your save back and fourth.
>>768532111
Oh cool didn’t know it was coming to switch. Do you know if steam is able to tie to the switch? Would love to port rocket league.
>>768532387
Don't think that one can port save data. I know it has cross system play though, at least I remember something about that.
>>768532520
Back sorry was unloading laundry. I’m looking forward to smash 5. Gn luc have a good day tomorrow
>>768529476
I wasn't at home.
>>768530487
You're not.
>>768532520
Hey Luc.
>>768533227
Just got off the trap thread and lurked here. Why do you gfur guys seem so much more chill, and why are they so catty?
I've been lowfreq lurking your boards for years, and I prefer gfur to sfur. Looking at your drawings are some of the few times I want a top in addition to a bottom if I ever let my temptations get the best of me (I mostly lurk /pol/).
Isnt maya that gayboy that cockwiz dumped because he wasnt hot enough?
>>768533868
awwh ok
>>768534329
Yeah, they just like tearing down other "girls'" efforts, outing "chasers" when they try to say stuff like normal roasties, and they feed off of attention hyper-bad. You guys are having normal conversations and engaging.
This comes from years of observation, btw.
>>768534329
bitchy
>>768534011
I have no idea.
>>768534520
I dunno, boi. I feel like I am the worst at "normal" conversation.
>>768534770
Same. I usually am too blunt or get too in the weeds about a subject I like. Most women I've met are off limits or repulsive, and it's turning me. Guys usually need less small talk and are more genuine if they're not being poofy about it. The passion feels different too.
>>768534930
I wouldnt know a thing about relationships with men or woman. Though I have light experience in flirting that goes nowhere.
>>768533868
I think you said hi already
>>768535074
I'm much more comfortable being alone in a crowd at nightclubs since I like to dance and show off a bit. I pop in and out and take no one with me. Flirting goes nowhere with me too.
I feel like one of those poor Afghans who look at women for procreation and guys for pleasure. Guys can do so well in subtle makeup; they can put more effort into beautification.
>>768535108
I might have. Was over at hunnibuns', watching MST3K until a little while ago, so wasn't really paying attention to the thread.
>>768535427
Ah alright
>>768535393
Ive been to a club once years go. Expensive and felt out of place.
>>768535393
>I feel like one of those poor Afghans who look at women for procreation and guys for pleasure. Guys can do so well in subtle makeup; they can put more effort into beautification.
agreed
>>768525547
Ohhh I'm from Maryland wanna kiss me?
>>768536041
I'm not from maryland at all!
>>768536041
you replied to the wrong post but yes
whats your kik?
>>768510715
what a shitty thread
a twink thread filled with furfag bullshit?
you fucking summerfags
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
>>768536725
Silly boi
>>768518951
Because you want to put your hands on the fur.
>>768522711
Don't do what the image shows you.
>>768536041
pls respond
>>768510715
I dunno why is it so hard to find not porn threads in b these days
>>768536703
I realized that but figured you'd left...
Kik woople
>>768537188
Wopple**
>>768537220
>>768537257
ok I'll talk to you in the morning I need to atleast get 8 hours of sleep
>>768537304
G'night then
>>768513688
Also his head looks a bit too big.
>>768537205
bcus sex is too hard to get
>>768535950
Go to raves, much better.
Not stupid ones like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiQ0WCIIn3Q, but real ones like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD4vKKw-4W4, where everyone wants in for the collective feeling and not grinding and snapchat stories after. They can be cheap too, here's where I go to find my kicks: https://19hz.info/
At first I thought the Afghan thing was gross (I don't mean the pedo part, that's just not right), but I started to understand more once I got out into my surroundings. The arrogance or vapidness in many women today is palpable, even when I take my insecurities into account.
A pert little femboi to take home, my bird at home, techno raves at night, AI programming for work, and a wife to love and have children for society would make me happier.
>>768537427
go the field day***
>>768537427
The raves by me are shit. Absolute waste of time.
Pee in my butt anons :3
>>768529885
>people who actually believe this
it's not, provided you aren't a disgusting fatbody.
Being fat and not shaving doesn't give off the dad vibe, anon.
hi bois :3
>>768510715
Because they're all fucking traps now
>>768537839
I'm so sorry bro :,( Even at the ones I go to, many just go for the drugs or are orange whores going for the pics now. I try to find the most underground things possible so norminess can't contaminate them.
I don't know much about gay culture, but I figure hooking up with people from online might be exciting. Maybe it's dangerous.
>>768538146
Hello.
>>768538210
how are you? :3
>>768538277
Internet is being shit, may go play God of War instead.
How're you?
>>768538277
Hey I'm going on a target run, you need anything?
>>768538452
im fine, a little bit worried but im fine :3
>>768538513
uh? :3
>>768518951
I'm same way. furfags are just hot
>>768538186
Ive tried online, no dice.
>>768539052
> no dice
What?! Not even on Craigslist?
What happened? You don't have to say if that's too close
>>768538146
I like this painty art style, do you know more artists like these like null-ghost?
>>768539201
Only thing I seem to attract are old men which I don't like. I'd use profile pics of my body but soon as someone asks for face they realize their mistake. Most of the time its an immediate block so they dont have to awkwardly say anything.
>>768539636
nope, sorry :c
>>768539663
show your body
>>768539663
I figure silver foxes wouldn't be that bad... they could top you good and have the money and care to pamper you afterwards. Go on fetlife, that could work.
Do you consider yourself ugly?
>>768540018
Why tho
>>768540192
Not interested in getting fucked in the ass.
Yeah, id say im ugly.
>>768540265
i just wanna see
>>768540265
You try Grindr?
There's always bottoms on there in my experience.
>>768540301
There is a limitless number of half naked guys you can find all over the net.
>>768540363
Yeah, All the ones within 500 miles of me are not interested. Been trying for 2 almost 3 years now.
>>768540888
In person would be better then. Are you near a city?
>>768541082
Yeah, and the gaybars are all filled with old guys im not interested in.
>>768541432
Same, I understand, especially when they eye you coming in. Find some gay friends, they'll definitely know people. It shouldn't be hard to do if pride week comes up or you find their hotspots.
TOKYO GAYBAR
>>768541875
Dont have any friends and I dont go to parades. So im not really expecting anything.
>>768542399
mee
>>768542470
w
>>768542633
m
>>768542398
Well, ennui's not so bad either if you're getting your rocks off, just get some anonbros for the party :D
>>768510715
Because twinks are sooo 2006... All the kids are on that transgender trend now...
>>768542804
sup nignog?
>>768542858
Its whatever, I just hang out at home and drink when im not working.
>>768542982
Only to off themselves by 35, kek.
>>768543026
Nm, just playing vidya and listening to videos. You?
>>768543028
You sound a bit like my friend. He's Mexican, so even when he was working 2 jobs and living alone, he was stoic about his shit and didn't sperg out. He got a gf from his work and they have a baby, and he seems much happier about shit.
You a NEET?
>>768543204
I have a job
>>768510715
Why can't you worthless, waste-of-space faggots die in a fire?
>>768543183
what game are you playing?
i am watching Cube Zero and just relaxing.
>>768534551
got any links for this artist, or can you confirm the name is The Vale?
>>768543396
Do you want someone to cuddle or someone to whip your ass into line?
I've met both.
>>768543456
Forza Horizon 3
>>768543576
lol nice.
>>768543507
Ill take the former, but a billion people believe I don't deserve that so whatever.
>>768543764
Do you have any charisma?
>>768543721
Yee
>>768543830
Fuck no, I don't understand people at all.
>>768543941
What beings do you understand?
>>768543834
what videos are you listening to?
>>768544048
Inanimate objects
>>768544127
Was watchin a video that sargon was covering on Kanye, now watching the weekly installment of Deep Web Browsing
>>768544399
sounds like the deep web would be interesting
>>768544208
Look into sex robots then. It's a burgeoning field
>>768544483
It is, although a bit overhyped thanks to the media and newfriends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5D32xOVoVo&t=28s
>>768544728
I was already figuring that is the only thing for me for the past year now. Though I have no money to afford that shit.
>>768510715
Probably because twinks make decent money and camming for free is a bad business model.
>>768544908
Don't worry bro, give it a few years. We're all gonna make it.
Do you wish malice on anyone, honestly?
>>768523865
But I love my precious toxins.
>>768545048
Oh yes, a lot of people.
>>768512759
JESUS CHRIST look at the size of that downy bottle.
