How do I follow up on this?! women never give you anything to work with
You already blew it.
>>768507039
>>768507092
>Say Hi!
>Actually doesnt say hi
You fucking retarded piece of shit
You're not sure which looks sweeter, life as a virgin or merciful release once you kys.
>>768507039
> i know which one id prefer to eat
>>768507358
this
>>768507039
Say something wet related you autist.
"I'm sure I could pop yo titty in my mouth easier tho hahaha when did you last shave? Xx"
>>768507515
pissing myself
>>768507039
Just say "u want sum fug?"
>>768507464
"Did you know water isn't actually wet?"
>>768507358
this
>>768507039
she's basically begging for innuendos with that pic and you don't know how to follow up. i guess it's suicide then, you are a casualty of natural selection.
>>768507039
Jesus lure them in with small talk..
>>768507039
"I would berry my dick so far into your ass who ever removed it would be crowned king arthur"
The life vest obstructing my view is a major turnoff. It means she prioritizes her own life above showing off her tits, therefore feminist
>>768507358
Roll
a man's roll is one of leadership, not hoping she'll put in all the work to fuck you.
>>768507358
>I know which one I'd rather shove up my ass
>>768507722
Dubs of truth, shoulda said - that pic... must be this big to ride kinda thing?
>>768507779
Luls for old times
>>768507358
You should send her this.
Did you know? MIDI is an acronym that stands for Musical Instrument Digital Interface. It’s a way to connect devices that make and control sound — such as synthesizers, samplers, and computers — so that they can communicate with each other, using MIDI messages. This lets one keyboard trigger sounds on another synthesizer, and it makes it possible to record music in a form that allows for easy note editing, flexible orchestration, and song arrangement. Virtual instruments — computer programs that simulate hardware synthesizers and samplers — also communicate with computer sequencing software running on the same computer using MIDI messages.
MIDI evolved as a standard to enable communication between the more compact and affordable synthesizers that were available in the early 1980s, after the era of large, expensive modular analog synthesizers. MIDI was meant to allow someone to control multiple synthesizers from a single keyboard, so as to generate, for example, the massive layered sounds popular in some ’80s pop music. Formerly, such connections between instruments were not standardized, so incompatibilities were common. The MIDI standard was completed in 1983 by a consortium of musical equipment manufacturers (including Korg, Oberheim, Roland, Sequential Circuits, and Yamaha). Products featuring the standard, such as the popular Yamaha DX7, were on the market soon after.
>>768508100
Slow clap
See >>768507883
>>768508100
One true hero
>>768508415
>being this easy
>>768508415
Mah G, you're in there
>>768508415
Holy shit how did that work?!?
>>768508415
Is it supposed to be that easy?
Can you guess? It’s the one that makes my mouth water.
>>768508415
> which part of you tastes best
>>768508697
I feel like that’s playing it out too much. Should I just ask for her number now? And what happens after I do?
>>768508415
op is 10/10, girl is a slut, girl is a catfish, girl is a 0/10
you decide
>>768507096
This.
>>768508783
you dont deserve our wisdom
faggot
>>768508783
No, honestly say: "So when can I pick you up?"
>>768507358
Sure, if you want to sound like every other idiot on Tinder, women are sick of.
>>768508415
"why dont you come on over with both and see which one i like more?"
>>768508843
I’m a 10/10
>>768508931
Based anon
>>768509017
you're very insecure
try to hide this trait, only talk about it in intimate conversations with your date or whatever
try to show confidence, but not too much
>>768509156
>>768509156
Winrar.jpg...Nothing flashy, just straight to it.
>>768509256
Anon who posted the idea here. Just keked my balls off.
Holy fuck what do? I can’t take her to my place cause parents are home
>>768509156
I'm too busy incoming
>>768508141
roll
To taste you, and go from there
>>768509369
>>768509369
rent a hotel room, say you’re visiting town to meet up with old friends if she asks
>>768509369
Send her a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
>>768509401
It's not even incoming it's right behind him waiting to blow up
>>768509369
OP you didn't think this through did you. Do you have a buddies house or anything like that?
>>768509369
get a hotel room you retard, this one's in the bag
>>768509369
See if hers are home first
>>768509369
Holy fuck, she's retarded
>>768509464
This.
>>768509369
Whoa bro. You gotta think of somewhere fast, hell if its just your car. Got a true bro that'll let you crash at his?
>>768507039
Just find a dumpster somewhere
Girls love dumpster fucks
>>768509369
> theres a nice bridge in the bad part of town where i can take you to rape your ass, put on something nice and bring money for mcdonalds afterwards
Don't ask, just say you want to something with her and don't be too sexual.
>>768509514
Don't do this. Do the hotel one or the one I suggested (friends house).
>>768509369
Take her home. Fuck your parents show dominance if you are in university then itd fine to live on your parents house.
>>768509593
That
>>768508415
>the popsicle
>>768509626
fucking his parents would show dominance, but he’s trting to get the girls puss not his moms
>>768509369
Dont take the bait yet, she might be testing you.
>>768509369
Be a lad, share her with your dad. Don't be a cunt m8
>>768509369
>>768509496
>>768509571
>>768509618
Make sure that the hotels will accept you if you're below 21
>>768509825
21?! Fucking why?
>>768509369
>I was going to say for a date but you seem to have other things on the agenda
>>768509609
please do this
Tell your parents to fuck off lol
I wonder how OP looks like. Show us your face op
I like your popsickle.
>>768509870
Some hotels will do 18+. Others like Hilton or Econolodge might have policies 21+. Personal experience can confirm. Just call ahead of time.
>>768509885
It's to late for that date shit man. She brought up sex. Either op is getting catfished or niggas gonna get his dick wet
Tell her that she is awfully confident
>>768509885
“Was thinking coffee but your idea is better”.
op here
>>768509982
Its not putting down sex but playing it cool
>>768510046
This is better
>>768509885
Say "Well I'm gonna taste you and then we'll see."
>>768510109
This shows dominance and confidence, 10/10 will work.
>>768510055
Holy shit. Hopefully shes kosher
>>768510055
Man, she's going to turn your ass down if you cant make the muscles pop. Do push ups and curls before seeing her
>>768509369
send her dick pic. Ask for nudes. If is she willing to sent , share em with /b/ros
Well you better say something, offers like that usually have a half-life
>>768510046
Type this, only chance
>>768510176
This
>>768510166
Winrar
>>768510046
This op
>>768510055
Just act confident and everything will be fine. It doesn't matter what your face looks like in your situation. If you play it good then she won't care.
This is what I ended up going with
>>768510259
But don't do it you have a chance here
>>768510297
Yes you used mine
>>768510297
Oh no bro
>>768510109
This anon. Trust me
>>768510297
DaMN brO thAt'S edGY aS fUCk
>>768510297
Good boy
>>768510297
I guess it keeps with the whole food talk
>>768510055
Can't see any timestamp
>>768510297
ugh, so weak
>>768510297
Anon why. It's so uncultured.
>>768510297
indian/10 reply
>>768510297
But timing is crucial the faster your wit the better
>>768510297
In any other circumstance, thatd be a fail, but this bitch might just be crazy enough to bite
>>768510046
This you fucking uncivilized monkey
>>768509701
this
>>768510297
theres a diff between "im gonna do this and then i'll decide" and "lets try X and see what we do after"
>>768510297
you dont turn bitches on by saying you want to taste them
>>768510396
Literally like where is the confidence. Maybe it's not totally blown yet.
>>768510297
SO FUCKING RETARDED
>>768510297
The only thing you'll be eating tonight is your words, you stooge.
>>768510297
This is getting autistic. You don't even have a place to go, and you're talking like some Chad winner that you saw on t.v.. lmao
>probably to fuck you though, yeah. what are you into?
>>768510512
kek
>>768510536
reroll to save this, you sperg
>>768510536
>what are you into
Fuck that would've been better
>>768507039
>Let's meet up and find out
>>768510466
Literally. A huge difference...right? One is putting you in control the other suggests she has a say in it. And thots like to get fucked hard.
Just stop using tinder.
As a man you must either be god-tier or have over 80-90 iq.
You fail both.
>>768510297
>>768510109
you took a win and then squeezed all the confidence out of it like a wet rag
>>768510504
>>768510396
QUIET!
OP is the women whisperer
OP Deliver
>>768510512
Ultimate kekles.
Where you at OP? Talk to us goose
I want to see op win with this setup
Also post her Instagram I want to fap
How do I tell her that I'm the one in control?! I AM THE ALPHA MALE. She is mine!
i reckon OP is crying into his Dakimakura
>>768510685
No he truly fucked up with that last one
Bitches LOVE nuance
The ultimate strategy is to play Super Seducer
Apply the tactics
Actually succeed
>>768507039
Just stop talking with the bitch
>>768510297
You fucked it up.
>>768507039
When women don't give you anything to work with it's usually because they don't want to talk to you
>>768510892
kek
>>768509017
That arm... 10/10 hah
>>768510633
winner, just send the greentext though.
nah send it all
I think OP necked himself. F.
OP Got rejected
All tinder girls are either looking for attention. Or sluts
>>768510972
It was meant to be a joke. I have zero confidence, hence why I came here of all places
>>768510676
Kek well said anon. Cheers.
>>768510999
>>768511025
But these guys seem to be in the right. No response in over 10 minutes. Anyway to salvage? Anything fun to send that might work out in the end?
>>768510894
says the virgin on /b/
>>768511124
No.
>>768510670
For tinder? How fugly are you? Takes nothing to get tinder laid
>>768511124
>Anyway to salvage? Anything fun to send that might work out in the end?
no, the ball is in her court, either she plays or the ball is dead.
Don't take her to a date, she'll loose all interest when she'll see you
>>768511124
He may be texting fast and furious.
That's what I'm hoping
>>768511040
Why do you care if someone recognizes you on tinder anyway? They only would if they had tinder too. Do you really think less of people who have it?
Just say " or better how about i paint your booty with green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado ? " .. go ALL in...she will laugh and answer.
>>768511207
You don't say that to me. You don't fucking say that. If she takes the ball and doesn't play it I will hop over the net and rip it from her bare hands
>>768511124
It's because you're acting like some movie star asshole, when you don't actually feel that way. People are really good at smelling bullshit and fakery from a mile away, man.
>>768511222
Well then how is he gonna get laid
also checkd
>>768511207
Agreed anything else said has a way significantly more chance to push her away let her decide to keep it going or not
"Pls respond"
>>768511124
Anon sometimes you only get one shot. As a guy that looks like a child, I've had to overcompensate my whole life for not looking the part. You fucked up and didn't take my advice.
She has deemed you unfit for breeding purposes.
Rejected on tinder. Thats sad...
>>768511124
You can salvage it by saying random shit that will confuse her
Make it look like you're having a stroke
>>768511267
That's fucking gay son. Op fucked it up
>>768511341
this and open face bb
Damn OP, you were in and you fucked it up. How does it feel?
>>768511341
may as well give her one of these at this point OP
>>768511376
that work on numerous occasions as a convo saver so go back to school please.
>>768511343
and we shall call him:
>childfaceman
>>768511222
Pretty sure nobody mentioned seriously going on an actual date. It’s all about letting her think she’s in control.
>>768511244
He couldn't even get 3 messages in without tripping up. He's getting re-acquainted with his hand for the evening.
>>768511246
hes afraid because he has no game.
when the girl realised that in the convo she may screencap it and drop him.
hes such a little incel that im sure hes afraid of his own shadow
>>768511463
>Alight class I'm going to teach you about avacado spanking
>>768511498
>advice from a 4chaner
>>768511267
Alright I'm gonna go for this one
>>768511341
This and only this
>>768511357
Well as an absolute european alpha male very experienced in the ways of tinder that is the last thing that might work.
But you must actually try to go full retard.
Not even jocking, this crap has a 20% of working.
>>768507039
Are you canadian shes from rye LOOOL
Say, “Guess that’s a no haha”
>>768511341
The european alpha male here.
Try this, looks quite retarded in the right way.
>>768510472
Id disagree
>>768511708
*hehe
>>768511799
are you a bitch
faggot
>>768511341
>>768511819
Touché
>>768511880
You. Fucking. Idiot.
>>768511894
>>768511880
jesus christ almighty
hang yourself incel
cuck
>>768511880
>Disobedient avocado
>>768511929
Yeah he had a chance
He just blew the chance like he blows every time he goes to the loli
>>768511880
And its gone. Gg jackass
>>768511894
>>768511819
Kek nice addition anon.
>>768511880
ohhhhhhhhhhhh no, the 20 minute later desperado reply.
She is literally sucking someone else`s dick at this point
How can someone be so bad on tinder even with the mighty 4chan behind him
holy shit
Sub 80 iq, cant even follow basic instructions
>>768511880
you dun goofed
>>768511880
>>768507039
"anal?"
>>768511799
you can't be serious
>>768511880
what...
just uninstall tinder then life
>>768512058
Literally.
>>768511880
ask her to do a post mortem, tell you where you turned from "i might fuck this guy" to "no thanks"
>>768511880
>pic related
>>768512035
>knows he's been rejected, goes with joke response to appease /b/ after his fuck-up
>"desperado reply"
Fucking idiot
>>768511880
An hero
>>768512077
Now make it a head and stick OP on it
>>768512077
Moar
>>768512148
hello
>>768511880
nice one dude. Nothing is important as keeping your virginity
>>768511880
what a legend
>>768512058
Because he actually listened to retards here and in his head it sounded cool, but irl it's just pure bullshit. He fucked up by himself.
>>768512148
Hi OP
this wasnt even a dub reply tinder thread..
OP fucked it on his own
Can somebody screencap this please?
>>768511880
>>768512203
>>768512301
Sure thing buddy. Here you go
>>768507617
Fuck you, fuck this, my sides
>>768512245
>moron trying to defend himself
>>768512329
Nice
Now stick your dick in OP and fuck him up like he fucked up in this thread
>>768511880
fucking hopeless.
>>768512329
OP send this to her
Screencap this motherfucker
>>768512329
just fantastic. I'll be sure to use this.
Well this was fun while it lasted
It's not over yet. I'll show you some other classics I've used before.
>>768512329
Send this! Anons right.
>>768512543
lmao do it
>>768512600
>>768512620
Can't send pics on tinder
>>768511880
Wow
>>768512708
OP is going nuclear
Every one it was this guy! He helped derail this thread >>768511463
>>768512708
just pack it m8 its over
>>768512779
This isn't op you fucking idiot.
>>768512708
>>768512762
Please stop this. You are wasting your chances man.
>>768512708
>>768512762
how the hell did you get the conversation to that point without her noping out
>>768512847
No, that is also me. That was yesterday.
>>768512847
It is, look at the phone battery and time layout from the older pics.
>>768512546
Here you go!
>>768512847
leave him alone you meanie
>>768512762
kek
>>768512943
fucking retard
>>768512943
I meant the thread...
>>768511880
Autism: The post
>>768513087
Nigga u do it
>>768513022
>>768513087
The Joke
Your head
>>768512943
Saved
>>768511880
I never keked so hard at damage control before
I better reopen my tinder soon.
So many betas it's a literal gold mine.
The problem is that despite my best efforts and despite abusing tinder plus I still only got beautifull but fucking fucked up in the brain girls.
I really did my best to look normal but those bitches got antennas.
>>768513158
I get the joke. You've done it twice now. It's just not funny. Deliberately misinterpreting something is not funny.
>>768512943
This nigga
>>768513330
stfu faggot
its fucking funny
shoot yourself in the eye monkey
Legendary thread. Good fucking job OP.
>>768513415
Holy shit how old are you
Just wanted to say hi to all the plebs reading this on imgur via r/4chan
>>768513415
Yeah, except you're the only one laughing. Dick.
>>768511880
I have never seen a man fall so far from grace.
I'll see you guys on r/4chan in the morning then. Night.
FUCK YOU TO THE FAGS READING THIS IN THE FUTURE
Bump OP. How are you feeling guy?
>>768509369
> Exactly
>>768512576
Thanks i added this to my spider man collection here for yours
>>768514127
op necked himself
>>768514127
Feels sad that I fucked up, but going through this ride with you guys was a blast.
>>768514330
You should've just let it die. But you had to go with the avacado spanking
>>768514330
Got any other matches?
>>768511880
damn OP way to fuck this one up
>>768514330
Really wanted you to get laid OP especially cuz you used my suggestion before your last one lol
>>768514557
Nah, just the one I told I wanted to fuck while watching End of Eva and this other where I said the girl looks good, but not as good as the pasta she was eating in a picture she included
>>768514655
dubz commands one more
stop being such a pussy maybe she has something to do
>>768514330
You failed her shit test. I’m not sure if your pics were fake, but if she really said “to fuck me?” She is giving you a huge shit test to see if you back up like a beta and say some cringe shit like you did. An alpha male would say something along the lines if:
> precisely
You aren’t afraid to admit you wanna fuck her to her face, and in as blunt a way as she did to you. She went straight for your balls and your cock shriveled into a green avacado. Better luck next time.
Op how do you fuck up this badly? Out of 99.9% smashing odds you fucked it up by saying some retarded shit
>>768514988
dubs gets it
shes on tinder to get fucked, she wanted you to take command show you were gonna fuck the shit out of her
instead you said you wanted to "taste her", made her pussy dry up so fast
You really didn’t give her much to work with either. Granted, her profile doesn’t really help, the “say hi” thing is bs.
The “aw thanks” was a pretty clear sign she wasn’t super into it, buut I still think you could have saved it.. after being super aggressive and a little creepy with the whole eating thing (which she responded surprisingly well to), you should have backed off a little.. said something like “actually, wait a minute! What flavor is that rocket pop?<insert thinking emoji>” she probably would have given you some stupid answer and then you could have gone back to flattering her a little by telling her something like “oh, definitely you then<insert emoji to make it seem less srs and creepy>. At that point you should back off a little, ask her what she’s up to, how she’s doing etc. after a little you should suggest meeting up. I’m guessing you’re only looking to get laid so make it into a playful scenario where you act like you wanna make sure if you made the right choice picking her.
Truth is girls usually know pretty fast if we wanna hook up with you or not, if we do just don’t seem too desperate or creepy (overly sexual) too fast, or we’re gonna feel like you probably don’t have a lot of options, which sadly makes you seem way less attractive.
Tease her a little but be nice about it (none of that backhanded compliment shit.. we know you all think that pick up artist crap works).
Basically give her attention, but don’t go overboard. Joke around a little, compliment her(not anything too intense), and when you suggest meeting up come up with a plan first and suggest that. Could be stuff like “I’ve heard <insert name of bar> makes really good <insert cocktails>, and I really wanna check it out. Do you wanna help me judge?”
>>768514988
>>768515201
What's done is done, it feels so bad.
What once was happy now is saaaaaaaad.
>>768509017
OP looks like shit
>>768509017
if this is actually you op im amazed this girl even matched with you,
first off stop flexing in a mirror selfie pic you look like a wannabe douchebag thats been to the gym for 5 months
your first word in your profile is sorry? really fucking "sorry"? you come off as an insecure little fuck
.
AYYY 416 REPRESENT
SCARBOROUGH IN THE HOUSE BRAP BRAP BRAP GUNSHOOOOT
>>768516010
10/10
>>768516397
youre goddamn right
