Okay niggers, you know how it goes
I wish i got $50 everytime i clicked my fingers
Your fingers break everytime you click them
>>768503585
I wish 4chan actually improved the life of the anons who use it.
>>768503585
Granted but you also have brittle bone syndrome so you agonizingly break your fingers every time l
>>768503782
granted but it also makes them die faster
i wish i had big dick
>>768503782
Granted, but life expctancy is reduced by 10000%
>>768503782
But you need to have sex with a hobo in orrder to improve your life.
>>768503850
Granted, but you lose your balls
>>768503850
Granted, you now have a 1x12 girthy chode cock
>>768503850
Granted, but it doesn't get hard
>>768503850
granted but you're a faggot
I wish I was a girl
>>768504037
granted but you have a penis
I wish black ops 4 would come out tomorrow
>>768504067
Granted but only on ios
>>768504057
Demn man it's all win
i wish /b/ was actually a good board
>>768504227
Granted, but you are banned from it
i wish that i wont die alone.
>>768505648
Granted, you die tomorrow with a loved one
>>768505648
tomorrow you die with everyone in the world
>>768503850
granted but you're uncircumsized
I wish i was a failure
I wish I had exceptional luck. Like godly amounts of luck.
>>768504067
granted but you're straight
>>768505847
>Implying this isn't good
Fucking Amerifats
>>768505862
Granted, but everyone around you has godly amounts of bad luck
>>768505862
granted but you have the government always on your back because they know you have inhuman luckiness
>>768505862
granted but only on /s4s/
>>768505953
granted but you have to fuck them when you're really tired
I wish I had the power to heal myself and others.
>>768506085
Granted, but everytime you use you're abilities, you must get gangbanged by 12 black men
I wish I had the powers to dab on them haters
>>768506177
I'm ok with this, I'm a nigger faggot myself this works out.
I wish the sexy, big titted SM girl from work would fall in love with me.
>>768506234
Granted, but nobody falls for your stupid normie bait
>>768506285
Fuark
>>768506304
Granted, she has a dick
>>768506234
Granted, You can dab on 'em but everytime you do they multiply
I wish i had a job
>>768506494
You are a gay hooker
>>768506494
Granted, you now are a gay pornstar who only does bbc gangbangs
>>768503585
i wish i had an iq of 200
>>768506619
>>768506646
Oh shit 2 jobs
I wish I was satan
>>768503850
But it hangs lower than your balls
>>768506682
Everybody in the same room as you, instantly has an IQ of 10.
>>768506682
Your penis is 15 feet long.
>>768503585
i wish i got dubs
this thread is one single person talking to himself
>>768506705
in the uknown future, when the apocalypse comes god punishes you for your sins
>>768506705
Granted, but now you have to write an argumentative essay every time you want to send someone to hell.
>>768507263
Ron?
I wish I will lose my virginity to a cute 3.14 actual female with a vagina.
>>768507576
Granted, but she gives you aids
I wish to be god for a day
>>768507576
Granted, but she sues for rape which in result causes you to get gangraped by blackmen everyday in jail
>>768503850
Granted, but your glands it's at the start and not the end of it
>>768507775
Granted, you are the god of faggots
I wish I had the ability to fly
I wish for my wish to get corrupted
>>768507891
Pray to me then
>>768507937
Granted, but so can everyone else now, and you're below average at it.
>>768503585
i wish my girlfriend loved me
>>768507937
Granted, but you're abilities randomly switch on and off when flying
>>768507951
Granted, but you waste a real wish
>>768507951
Granted but the corrupt version isn't that funny
>>768506441
you just made it 200% better.
>>768507937
granted, but you can only fly two feet from the ground
I wish i got my hairline back
>>768508046
she gets fat
>>768505847
Low quality bait
>>768508046
Granted but she dies after you have a child.
>>768508046
Granted, bit she still on your mind
>>768508199
geanted, but you begin to loose hair from the top of your head
>>768503585
i wish everyone on 4chan got stage 3 cancer
>>768508433
Granted but a cure to cancer is found
I wish I was a livestreamer
>>768507937
Granted, but at the cost of being unable to ever land.
i wish i could go into my fantasy world
>>768508536
Granted but you never get any views
>>768508199
Granted, but hair now also grows extremely thick on your back and neck. Like a fucking rug.
>>768508620
Granted, but it's a huge disappointment because you're a total loser there, too.
I wish I could die.
I wish I could fuck an 18 year old virgin chick in front of her crying mom that's tied up
>>768508620
Granted but you can't get out and it's overrun with gay rapist niggers
>>768508683
Granted, but you're the one getting plowed, with a 12 inch black strap on with no lube.
>>768508631
Kek
>>768508683
Granted, but your dick is so small the virgin just feels sad for you
>>768508683
Granted, but the chick takes off her mask revealing the tied womens husband
>>768503585
i wish the ussr reunited
>>768508623
that one was shit
>>768508816
Granted, but they instantly seperate again
>>768508683
Granted, but the girl is an ugly retard, and when you're done you're not only found guilty of rape and sent to prison, when you get out you're saddled with child support payments because the ugly retard got pregnant and now you have an ugly retard child you don't even get to visit.
>>768508866
You're lucky you got double dubs of truth, otherwise i'd call you a faggot right about now...
i wish /pol/ could actually understand politics instead of dwelling in jewish conspiracy theories
I wish I was white.
>>768509145
but you are still poor and stupid
>>768509138
Granted, but nothing changes.
>>768509138
Granted but since the goyims already know it gets shut down
>>768505858
Granted, but you fail at everything, even failing, making you succeed, but still not able to succeed because you fail at everything. you are trapped in a paradox if you take any actions that could be successful or unsuccessful.
>>768509492
well done
>>768503585
i wish all niggers died
>>768509631
Kek
>>768508984
kiss my ring nigga
>>768508671
Granted, but the doctors bring you back to life again and now you're crippled.
I wish i had a massive cock
>>768509720
granted, but you are the last nigger.
>>768509754
its leght is 50 feet but its girth is only 1 inch
>>768509754
But you have erectile dysfunction and viagra doesnt work for you
>>768509754
Granted, you now have a 500 foot chicken
I whish I cold spell correktly and alwais have good gramar
I wish for a wish with no downsides
>>768509754
Granted but it's the animal
>duh
>>768509945
Granted but your uncle dry fucks your ass and beats you everyday... Was it worth it?
>>768509948
your wish is granted
I wish i was Elon Musk
>>768509948
Granted but you're original wish dosen't work
>>768505920
Savage
>>768510020
You are now an elongated muskrat
>>768509754
Granted, but it is a massive male chicken, not a massive penis.
>>768510002
Kek good one
>>768510020
Granted, but everyone figures out your stupid hyperloop scam
I wish this thread dies
i wish ww2 never happened
I wish you would like so you're mother woulden't die in her sleep tonight
I wish for omniscience
>>768510292
Granted, but not anytime soon
>>768510292
granted, but you have to wait 10 minutes
>>768510292
Granted, but another thread rises more powerful than the last
I wish i could could kill people by cuming on them
I wish the human race will achieve interplanetary travel in my lifetime.
>>768510458
works only on family members
>>768510308
Granted, but it hasn't happened because you were brought back in time to the year before ww2
>>768508816
I wish 4chan was a friendly and loving place
>>768510486
granted, but you have to sacrifice yourself to make it happen
The power to check these fucking trips.
I wish I could pause and resume time around me at will
>>768510519
step mothers count?
