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rekt thread
I don't save rekt webs, I only lurk on rekt threads. So I'm going to bump until someone starts dumping rekt material.
>>768503791
pretty much this
Bumpity bump, someone post a webm or so help me I'll eat your dong.
bump
You know I have yet to see a rekt/gore dedicated to headshots only.
bumppp
bumpppp
>>768504524
thanks. Lets get this going
posting the little rekt i have
bump
bumppppp
>no rekt on /gif/
>only this on /b/ and its all text
step it up fags
>>768504524
so whats going on here
>>768506931
>>768506750
From a movie
>>768504524
https://vimeo.com/22202059
IT A FAAAAAKE
>>768503120
Kill yourself before u taint this world any more then u already have you filthy trash.
>>768511048
thats like one of my biggest fears.
at what point do you let go?
>>768511140
As soon as you can
>>768511140
You can't, because you are harnesses in. Once you're hooked, you are at the mercy of the God of Wind, and thus the Purveyor of Pain. You would thinking hitting water would not hurt - I can tell you I slammed into water after being thrown off a boat during a crash at high speed. I was launched probable 30 feet and lost consciousnesses. Although I came to quickly enough, I had sever concussion, torn rotator cuff and and bruised ribs. And I went from a relatively lateral move. This chick must have been 30-40 feet in the air and was SLAMMED intot the water.
>>768511201
>that bloody imprint on the side of the mini van
Everything in China is designed to kill you.
>>768510948
Lost everytime
>>768511103
And how did THIS seem like a good idea???
>>768511360
That went well.
>>768510948
Holy fuck
>>768512442
Niggers should all be exterminated.
>>768512804
>>768512810
Looks like your request is being answered friend.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sFrT9_1525182301
>>768512260
Bitch does not know how to land and is fat. Nothing wrong with a little jumping for someone who's fit and knows how to do it.
Not only are most of the people in these videos retarded, but people also recorded it and upload it to the internet. For teh lulz indeed.
>>768512804
>>768512924
In all fairness there is not enough information to make an accurate determination on this, who knows if that chick was a massive cunt - she colors her hair blue so it's a good indication shes a degenerate
>>768511360
Who uses hydrogen balloons
>>768513586
welcome to internet
does this count or is this more ylyl?
This girl I know wants to see a slow death, I never saved it but seen it before so could someone post a video to show her how uninteresting it is
>>768514183
not sure what i dislike more; a nigger or a feminist
>>768512535
Looks a lil fake
>>768513306
lmao ouch
>>768513716
Why to not be on your phone
>>768514595
He was focusing on the camera and ended up not paying attention to the water tilt.
>>768514663
how can some people be this passive while being stabbed?
>>768514663
>tfw its japan
>tfw some bootleg mr miyagi went full sashimi
>>768514920
you leave your kid unattended 3 seconds and the next moment his head is squished flat holy shit
>>768514595
I bet his little boyfriend breaks up with his ashen dick
>>768514470
Looks a lil Russian
>>768514920
anyone have the one kinda like this with the chinese girl?
>>768512810
"YOU RAYSIS PIG"
"AHM RITE HERE"
"IM RPTHTHFFF"
>>768512978
LIKE ACTUAL SLAPSTICK
>>768515320
he turned into a light bulb
>>768514183
I wish I knew the story. Is there anymore info on this?
>>768515320
nerve gas
>>768514464
I don't understand why idiots try to kill themselves by jumping into water. It's not like hitting concrete, which would actually kill you.
Now this retard has to swim to shore and try again another way.
>>768512215
Same stuff we have in the U.S., but operated by slant-eyed monkeys.
>>768510948
why? WHY?
>>768506632
Was that a machete?
>>768515812
You're too fucking stupid understand how wrong you are.
>>768513010
Too bad they killed the lion.
>>768516096
Fake as a two dollar bill
>>768514881
state of shock
>>768511048
water isnt very deep where he landed .. just shadowed by the clouds... 100% dead
>>768511360
>Ohthehumanity.jpg
>>768515960
GOD DAMN
>>768515946
Sauce
>>768512076
I feel like this is an Amy shumer movie
>>768512076
lost
>>768504524
a bat?
>>768512076
kek
>>768516384
what the hell is going on
>>768515976
Negative. Everything in China is made as cheaply as possible with no thought on safety.
>>768504524
If you believe this shit was real, bad news anon... ýou're honestly dumb and a normie sheep
>>768515812
But you can do a 360 flip and back to the same place.
>>768516308
Such is life in Brazil
>>768514920
I can fap to this.
>>768516202
>>768514183
as much as i hate nigger, that one really gave those fat feminist bitches what they had coming to them. he gets to be on the non-degenerate side when we have a war
>>768516752
lost
>>768511103
Back pain for the rest of her life. Gg
>>768516671
take that, trayvon
>>768512978
Objectively funniest post itt
>>768516558
was he completely made of petrol?
>>768514663
wtf was that orange shirt guy doing there? also metal af
>>768513366
the cannon fodder
>>768514920
I came.
>>768513079
Exactly. Here's someone doing it right.
>>768513208
>>768516158
Seriously. It should just be called natural selection at that point. Lion was just a hungry boy
>>768510948
>that time we got drunk and burned the house down
>>768516083
nerve gas
>>768513749
He's gonna feel that in the morning.
>>768513613
nah exterminate is the only choice
>>768516993
So original.
>>768515320
i never understood what happens in these kinda rekt videos. anyone care to explain?
>>768517123
filename
>>768517123
File name says it all
>>768516308
I feel sorry for this little loser. Never had a chance from the time he was born.
>>768515785
nice quote
>>768516554
Fair point, but most of these videos, it looks like some operator error.
>>768513716
In shit countries, some drivers would rather finish the job and kill the victim. Just because hospital is more expensive than burial.
Maybe it was the case here
>>768512810
>shirt says fuck the police
Clearly starting trouble
>>768517377
Topkek
>>768516671
so fake you can fucking see it
>>768516552
maybe a fight and he took revenge with the toddler
>>768515483
he said arrest me
>>768514881
Like the other anon said, state of shock and also the blood loss who slows your brain quickly.
>>768516598
>Da KaNgs DaNCe
>>768517497
right on
>>768507904
I truly thought a squid exploded out of her pussy
>>768517168
>>768517185
i see that but I still dont understand how it works? like do they just go limp randomly and what causes them to go like that?
>>768509322
Rekt.
>>768517766
faggot he get electro by the ladder ,a electric line must have close the circuit with the chink
>>768516308
Staged
>>768517876
Lol nope
>>768517377
Checked, kekked and rekt
>>768517933
Everyone in Brazil knows it's fake.
>>768517010
we need another million men like this. no more accepting the bullshit. just shoot them then check your weapon to make sure it's safe, holster it, clean it.
one less socialist to worry about.
>>768517377
Kek
>>768512804
I gave up after AIDS spread to white women. What's your excuse?
>>768515483
>"Thanks for the hot sauce dog"
>>768518804
Holy shit that dude in blue is so fucking lucky after being hosed with petrol
>>768516598
Croikey now! This is two woild negros preforming their sacred maiting daince! Be very quiet, as disturbing one of these specimens can lead to a bullet. Yikes!
>>768515946
story?
>>768514920
This is one of the most China videos I've seen
>>768517227
Mistake #1 = crossing through a line of traffic that could move at any time
Mistake #2 = (the BIG one) stepping in front of a driver who can't see you
Mistake #3 = completely ignoring that the traffic has started to move
>>768519077
and then i'm going to jam my thumb in it's butthole
>>768519332
No, the only mistake was this is in China.
>>768516671
If some fuckers were messing with me AND filming it, I would say their names loudly and repeatedly.
If I didn't know their names, I'd describe them.
>>768519405
Said no Australian ever. Abos are the children of niggers and gypsies.
>>768519505
these people is restard as fuck
>>768519622
Asians are made of pure autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxQ88qHpPX8
>>768519505
what is wrong with people
>>768519777
hooray for China!
>>768512442
Story?
>>768512442
>does not react in the slightest to getting milk dumped on her
>>768513010
Shameful
>>768513838
>
kys
>>768515320
The amazing part is, nobody does a fucking thing.
>>768519882
whatever happened to the aftermath? saw the explosion on the news and then its like it didnt happen.
how many dead, how did it happen, etc?
>>768513306
>neckbeard with a sword
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
>>768514464
then u should kys
>>768513306
Wheres the source
>>768513437
I thought he would impale himself
>>768513437
How could that possibly go wrong.
>>768515428
lost
>>768516060
Fuck
>>768518117
Fuck you
>>768512978
Now I am grateful to my parents who sat me down to watch hundreds of educational films teaching me that people slip in bananas.
>>768515025
hahahaha holy shit
>>768511201
One of the first videos to make me actually say "Holy fuck" out loud
>>768512804
well do something about it go and exterminate them
>>768515960
UNREAL can't believe this real life
>>768516308
And here I thought Ivory hunting was illegal in Brazil.
>>768515960
no wonder China breeds so fast
everything over there is a dearth trap
>>768516308
>dacio dias
the brazilian counterpart to dwayne dibley. isnt it just a fucking coincidence that he ends up getting shot to death before reaching manhood.
>>768519622
Fuckin lol'd
>>768513838
This is the only video I refuse to watch again. I can see the picture and I already wanna cringe
>>768519622
The Show Must Go On
>>768521435
you should it's totally fake
look she is crying before anything happens
>>768514920
This is honestly so sad. Someone pour one out for the baby
>>768521557
you can't fake that
when knees bend that way, shit has gone wrong
>>768515812
>>768515647
Woah holy shit
>>768516060
Damn it
>>768515946
white niggers do exists disgusting nignogin from that guy
>>768516060
>256 KB
>>768518117
kek :D why dont u step up and be that man who doesnt accept no bs and just shoot them
>>768519559
gtfo newfag u cearly have never heard of south park
>>768522291
god damn would wife
and not just for dat ass
>>768512076
fucking radical
>>768513010
So much better with all the screams on the audio.
>>768522291
1 in the chamber
>>768522291
This video makes Trump so hard its unreal
>>768522952
>thinks about another man getting erect
Anon, I have some bad news...
>>768521614
>pour one out for the baby
If "pour one out" means have a wank, then it's ok, mission completed!
>>768517123
Yep, nerve gas.
>>768504524
>>768507495
>https://vimeo.com/22202059
>fake
that's disappointing but also incredibly impressive how they made it look so real
>>768523070
a penis is only 2.8% of a male body so its only 2.8% gay
>>768522789
No kidding, that girl makes some great noises
>>768515611
Whom ever feeds a puppy to a snake needs to also be fed to a snake
>>768520350
In China accidents like this are called "Tuesday". You'd be amazed how many Chinese manage to fuck up like this. Yet the yellow tide never recedes.
>>768514571
lmao damn looks like someone chucked a dummy at him until he starts moving like a human again
>>768515946
MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA
>>768511201
Final Destination did get it right, people do pop like balloons when hit by vehicles at speed. Huh.
>>768516060
Ya basta
>>768514595
A week ago for my 21st we had absinthe shots. Stuff was 80%. My dad decided to light one on fire and the glass cracked because of the heat. We were outside though, and it was a small shot glass. Stuff goes up like petrol. Anybody stupid enough to light one inside deserves to burn to death.
>>768521659
The accident was faked, her knee really does bend that way though, some people are just insanely double-jointed
>>768522291
Fucking bad bitch, goddamn
>>768523249
speak for yourself small dick
>>768524598
This is Trump we are talking about
>>768524598
I did the Math and research. According to wikipedia the average penis lengt is 5.5 inches. The average radius from the core of the penis to the outside is .75 inches From this we can roughly find the volume with pi times radius squared times height. This leads up to the average Penis is 9,72 cubic inches. After that i needed to find volume of a average male. According to Alex schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" The average man weights 70Kg. Weight is found by multiplying the objects mass by force of gravity. After taking gravity out of the equation the average mass of a man is 7.14 K. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the density of a human, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of a adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of an avarge penis i found earlier i get .0001592828 meter cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of a adult mans volume. Assuming lack of testerone or female hormones makes a person female. Balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% gay.
>>768524748
Wouldn't it be less seeing as the penis tapers?
>>768524915
We're not all conedicks like you
>>768524915
No personal questions please
>>768521015
Ah yes, the famous South American elephant tusk trade... your joke doesn't work, kill yourself
>>768513306
White sweater guy's reaction
>>768525036
People like you are the reason we cant have nice things
>>768524950
My dick isn't coned, but my bell definitely creates some kind of point. A dick that doesn't taper looks fucking weird.
>>768512442
pretty sure she deserved it
>>768525088
"Noo fuckin way dude! Hoooleey"
>>768524748
Cool pasta bro.
>>768522291
Fucking goddamn, AND it wasn't recorded on a potato.
>>768522291
>A uniformed military police officer (PM) shot a thug on Saturday (12) during an attempted robbery. The crime was in front of a kindergarten in the neighborhood of Cruzeiro do Sul, in the central region of Suzano. The suspect was rescued alive, but could not resist the wounds and died.
>>768515785
this made me laugh as i imagined his voice the whole time
>>768513208
aim for the bushes
>>768514183
>dyke_hunter.webm
Anyone got the gif of the bull fucking that one dudes whole face up?
>>768525757
>>768514920
Whoa. Poor kid
Fuckin F
>>768525757
>>768525793
You might have also been thinking of the horn through the face one, don't think I have that
>>768525866
>>768525885
nevermind
>>768525846
Really hard F. I actually feel sympathy and sadness after watching this. Probably because I have a daughter of my own
>>768525846
Watching that mother break down is the most painful thing on this thread
>>768525438
Uniformed? That chick was in her civies.
>>768517161
Remind me not to throw any cigarrette butt In any hole I see
>>768512071
Water is a soft liquid you lying piece shit you can fall in it from any height and be totally fine. Life isn't like the movies LMFAO
>>768527226
noted
>>768522291
She is military policewoman from brazil, reacting to a robbery front of a school that was celebrating mother's day. It happened like a day or two ago. It was controversial because the gunfight in front of the children could result in some of them getting hurt.
>>768527323
bait
>>768526794
just some fucked up translation
>>768527323
Literally dumbest fuck ever
>>768527559
Winrar, you took the bait.
>>768516060
not on mother's dy=ay!
>>768527323
I'll bite:
https://youtu.be/oCSQExxWulU?t=2m45s
>>768516060
Shoot yourself.
>>768525948
and yet you posted it
I bet you'd driver over your daughter without thinking twice.
>>768515885
Wtf that's disgusting what are they even doing?
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