Waifu thread
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Waifu thread
Claimed.
Birb, watching the Holy Trinity crumble before me
>Look, I already think I've won an argument on the internet, do you REALLY want me to be my real self, not the one who hands out his Discord to everyone because is to lonely in real life and acts like a retard most of the times but the one who WON an argument on the internet?!
Imagine, for a second, being this guy.
Claimed yes
>>768500509
Watch this.
You're irrelevant. Have a nice day
>>768500604
You're a towel
>sh*zuru
Too lonely*
>watching the Holy Trinity crumble before me
>taking shitposts seriously
It's just a thead.
>>768500694
heya chen
how're you doing?
Imagine being as pathetic to give me a (You) after I just goofed on you. It's a fucking riot.
#JustAThread
hello hello, I love you all <3 <3 <3
I claim Elise from Fire Emblem Fates
>>768500604
Can't stand to fall so you leave me. Take this, get the fuck out of my thread. >>768500548
Let me guess, Chen is too scared to face me again, you should get the fuck out as well, or do you just follow this pitiful Zero Two claimer's orders
>>768500604
Why stream anime in 1080.
>>768500784
Imagine mistaking me for birb. Fucking towels smh
>>768500827
Please?>
>>768500931
To piss you nerds off, durr
Rem clai- Actually it looks a little chaotic in here.
Imagine, for a second, because more time would actually make you get offended and get hurt by randoms on the internet, being this guy.
>>768501036
please don't ignore me chen
>>768500942
I didn't, I just anticipated the guy would reply. Because of his deteriorating mental faculties he sees fit to give me attention whenst I deserve none. He's a thrall to his primal urges to show he has the longest dick in the thread.
I see! we are fighting today. I will come back some other time <3
>>768501029
Dont worry cutie it is alright.
Chen wont even address me correctly it is hilarious neither will Zero Two. Shows how strong the Holy Trinity is. Good day you two, until you are ready to rationalize with me and leave my threads I will be here
>>768500746
I'm good, you?
>>768500456
She's dead, move on anon
>>768501341
where have you been all weekend?
Imagine just for a second, because any longer would pose a threat to your being, having an IDOL for a waifu.
Claiming best girl.
>>768501359
She technically is not if you get the true ending.
It doesn't matter altogether though.
There are plenty of people claiming waifu's that should be dead if you'd focus on the lore of them.
Doesn't mean someone can't show them love.
>>768501337
You are taking a joke/shitpost seriously and you think you've won an internet fight and keep bragging about it.
I'm just curious about it, is this thread all you have, or what?
>>768501563
Join your waifu, newfag
>>768501699
please be kind to Sayori claimer.
>>768501644
I'm pretty sure he's shitposting. I mean anyone who thinks they can take on the Holy Trinity is either retarded or just pretending
>>768501168
Oh he's acting retarded alright. But why continue when you've already proven your point.
>>768500386
Just how many waifus can i have? I do realize that a`int no Germany with their sharia laws and such. But still, can i have three fly-girls?
>>768501866
I'm pretty sure he is seriously retarded.
Farewell for now. Just remember my reasonings. All hail the newfags, down with the Holy Trinity. Show me a bit of your power and I might take you seriousely.
>>768502121
have a good day!
>>768502121
Have you heard the story of Shiki?
>>768500827
huh
>>768500851
>claims
>>768502121
Get off the internet before you hurt yourself
>>768502302
Oh no not again.
>>768502426
You're mine now
>>768502302
Hey Sonokawa. Can I make you my cumslut?
>>768502459
Someone help.
>>768502504
this one is sonokawa as well? I will make a note of this.
>>768500386
p e r f e c t i o n
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>768502504
It's A I kawa.
And no
>>768502518
>hugs
>>768502565
hello mister Duke! people are fighting today.
>>768502714
It's pretty much over
>>768502714
I haven't been paying attention
>>768502758
?
>>768502799
I see. that is good to know <3
people should try all being friends!
>>768502799
Look at this newfaggot, think he knows "when it's over" :^)
>>768502820
"Get fucked"
>>768502601
does the AI have any more significance than the rest of the name?
should i call you Ai from now on?
>>768502601
Stoppu
>>768500386
You mean, pathetic, beta male who is obsessed with cartoons, thread.
>>768502946
please be kind!
>>768502904
Ai means love and kawa means river
but anyway, ai is not sono, that's why it matters
>>768502916
Looks like nobody is helping you~
>>768502999
why is ai talking about herself in the thirs person?
>>768502866
Well seeing as no one's been sperging out or for a good ten minutes, yeah.
>>768502999
....
T-thanks for nothing guys
>>768503048
Ehhh? He's not.
>>768503079
Looks like you're all mine then...
>sits on lap
Pet me!
>>768502889
Is there something in particular that I did
>>768503069
and the ugly people losers that smell like poop think of things and try to say things but try to bother other people that does what ugly people losers do on cartoons cause is ugly and judgmental and smell like poop and try to hurt people the easy way and the ugly people losers smell like poop and try to call people names cause the ugly people get angry but the ugly people losers get angry when other people do it until people catch ugly people losers do some real lame things and we have to get along with ugly people losers that smell like poop and they outnumber everybody and smell like poop and is ugly and is a little pussy and smell like shit and outnumber everybody and is usless but still want to be better then people that is better then then them and the ugly people and uglyp oeple losers run the factoris
>>768503259
Non
>>768503205
Cease!
>Bop
>>768503205
>>768503079
Both of you kill yourselves. Get a couple's coffin if you will.
>>768503308
Alors, pour quelle raison?
>>768503360
please be kind to others.
>>768503308
See>>768501168
>>768503359
No deal
Wait, who is this?
>>768503360
Anon, I... Anon, why are you so mean to me?
WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU?!
Uwahhhh...
>>768503360
I'm not going out with him.
>>768503205
>Reluctant pet
>>768503360
I legit leave for a few minutes and here you go again. If you aren't going to address me don't be rude to these nice people.
>>768503510
You said no to becoming my Z.T.S.S
>>768503568
Yeah sure, lover boy.
>weebs still eating each other after 8 hours
wew lad
>>768503622
...
I've got someone else.
Thanks for the (You), I will treasure it always.
>>768503670
Go obsess over Rory, fag.
>>768503695
Okily dokily, fag. I dont give a shit. You both are faggot ERPers and should off yourselves
Just going to ignore my previous post? Okay then.
>>768503568
Hehe
Rub my tum too!
>>768503622
Anon you know very well I can't read acronyms, how very rude of you!
>>768503970
Zero Two Sex Slave :^)
I'm making fun of Syndra, dingus.
>>768504303
Oh, that doesn't sound TOO bad. But I'm not oldfag enough to know who Syndra is!
>>768503970
>Rubs tum
Weirdo
trolled ebic style
>>768504381
Is that a yes or a no, slut?
>>768504638
>relaxes
Hehe, just continue... maybe I'll fall asleep and then you can unclaim youtself if you don't wake me up.
>>768504667
what
y'all need to settle down and eat pudding
>>768504784
A bit late. It's already over
>>768504782
Fine whatever.
>rubs tum
>>768504911
>instantly falls asleep
zzz
>>768504980
.....
>Silence
Thats a yikes from me
Claimed again I guess
>>768505045
>totally real sleeping noises
>>768505437
>Tries to escape this weird shit/
>>768505567
>you make it
>congratulations
>>768505784
Thank goodness.
>>768501359
EVERY DAY
I IMAGINE A FUTURE WHERE I CAN BE WITH YOU
IN MY ASS THERE'S A DILDO THAT OP LEFT FOR ME AND YOU
MY SHIT FLOWS DOWN INTO A DARK PUDDLE
JUST MOVE YOUR HIPS - RAM MY DICK INTO YOUR BUTT
BUT IN THIS WORLD OF RAPE ACCUSATIONS
WHAT WILL IT TAKE JUST TO FIND THAT 8 YEAR OLD
WHAT WILL IT TAKE JUST TO FIND THAT 8 YEAR OLD
>>768500386
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>768505910
my guy you were in last thread. welcome.
>>768504906
oh my bad
>>768505437
Whats ur discord
>>768506360
Why do you type like that? Trying to hide your identity?
>>768506414
Hard to type with one hand in bath, sweetie
>>768506414
>2018
>still posting cutes
>>768506631
Autocorrect should replace Whats with What's. Strange.
Who'd call me sweetie?
>>768506663
you do the same
>>768506823
Autocorrect is for people who cant into English so I have it disabled.
Someone who wants your discord
>>768505867
look at those mirrored digits.
>>768506414
Yes, you autistic cunt. Not like you called Rem a poor guy because he got manipulated by Sono.
>>768507204
Tell me the story behind Rem and sono
>>768506979
I don't like adding random people...
Sorry Birb
>>768507204
What? Can you rephrase that so it makes sense?
Aikawa literally laughed about Rem getting manipulated by Sono.
>>768507709
That's a straight up lie
rem should kill himself
rate my waifu
>>768507098
Thank u
>>768507793
>>768507709
Its not nice to laugh at other peoples misfortune
>>768507098
holy shit, they're completely mirrored, how do you even notice that
>>768507834
Did you read my post you linked?...
>>768507947
Yes. It wasnt a declaration that you did that. Its a general "that thing is bad". I'm waiting to see evidence of you doing it.
rate my waifu blood chan >>768507947
you guys are gay
>>768508043
Oh I see, then I have no complaints!
>>768508131
ew
cool spoon though
>>768508357
i found a gif of you masturbating
>>768508357
Yep
Not sure why someone is dumping random 3Ds though
>>768508483
Me neither!
>>768508529
I dont have that magic thing that lets me see if its someone with a trip or something spooky.
>>768508613
Me neither!
I don't like how it sends every thread you visit along with your IP and the time you access them to so some random 4channer's server.
It's only for attentionwhoring anyway.
>>768508312
>>768508131
>>768507830
isn't that makoto?
>>768508483
It's pics Makoto-anon. He's a sissy tbh
night tsuntsun
>>768508877
Oh right thats cool, I dont think I know them or that they are a sissy at the least.
>>768508732
It didn't like my browser at all.
>>768508847
it is, i like to expose the little bitch nudes, he's gone though
>>768509031
It's okay, you're not missing out on anything.
Except for... the cool kids club.
>>768509132
The CCC or the KKK?
I'm not a cool kid so its fine either way.
>>768509120
gone from the community?
why is that? despite being a massive faggot sometimes he was pretty chill
claimed
>>768509212
kek
I'll go play a VN, cya
Birb is back
>>768509550
You okay?
>>768509595
Bye enjoy the vn
>>768509604
Thank uu
>>768509595
Play duo on forkknife with me ples
>>768509687
Wasn't doing so great earlier but I'm better now. Considering getting some programming practice done. Yourself?
>>768509604
Not as cute as you, anon.
>>768509914
Programming is cool. I hope it goes okay.
>>768509914
>>768509679
That's some incredibly cute artwork right there.
Suppose I need to post cuter artwork.
>>768510056
>>768509914
Which language cute?
>>768510056
hehe thanks cute~
Please get along, everyone...
>>768510150
Your cuteness is already a fact.
>>768510222
Trips demand this
https://youtu.be/kxIdHvFemxg
>>768510161
Just python for now, as I'm just starting out. I'm planning on moving to C afterwards though!
>>768510015
Thanks a ton, anon. I've really been enjoying it, moreso than most things I've tried.
>>768510056
Thanks Sayori-anon. If you'd like I can dump some of my Sayoris in a bit.
>>768510420
I have dabbled in C but not much. Most of my experience is in Java and R. How far have you made it in your studies?
>>768510245
Fucking gay as fuck.
My threads aren't a fucking hugbox faggot. This isn't poopy diapers baby waby time. It's fucking Violet, Cook-Cook, and Driver Nephi time.
>>768510420
Your kind ain't welcome here, newfag :^)
>>768510420
Python is soyboy as fuck
>>768510420
I got quite the collection but I haven't been artwork-hunting in the past few months.
Still, maybe not a good idea to post them here.
Maybe in /c/.
Today is okay so far
>>768510245
Ugh fine you win this time...
>>768510420
Thats good to hear then.
>>768510420
Hi Monika, I usually dabble in Java for my coding. It is pretty fun to do. What kind of programs have you made?
>>768510627
Oh wait you replied to me iirc. I can't recall it
>>768510868
Neither can I, really, which is odd.
>>768510645
what happened to you smugalicious
>>768510868
Das a cute!
>>768510558
I'm only on my third week. How is Java to code in?
>>768510627
Ah, alright. Aside from a few sheepyori memes from /vg/ then you probably already have anything I'd post. Still, always nice to see another ddlc fan.
>>768510779
Btw, Amnesia, who's your waifu from?
>>768510822
Just simple stuff without much useful application to test the features and play around with what I can do. Today though I was planning on trying to make something functional like an alarm clock.
>>768510971
Oh well
>>768511002
Not sure what you mean Dr.pepper
>>768511197
u r
>>768511334
The video game/ Visual novel. Amnesia Memories.
Its an Otome
>>768511372
you left for a while
>>768511505
Is she asking for a high five?
>>768511462
I'll have to look into it this weekend, then. I've been looking for a new VN to play.
>>768511505
Hmm
>>768511462
FAG ALERT
HE PLAYS OTOMES
REMINDER TO PURGE ALL FAGGOTRY
>>768511749
Tell stacy to bend over and lemme use her manka
>>768511372
Hehe takes one to know one. How are you today?
>>768511334
All the other DDLC claimers died off pretty quickly.
I am one of few that consistently stuck around.
>>768511749
Its an Otome. If you can enjoy that then please go ahead. I'm not sure If I wanna hear how you feel about it. if its negative I mean,
>>768511505
Dont lick
>>768511781
Yeah I know I'm a "fag" idiot.
>>768511890
you were going where?
so it wasnt anything about leaving the community
you also left some discord servers I heard so I assumed that
>>768511931
Fags don't belong here. This is /Mojave/ not /Vault101/
>>768512014
I'll be staying here thank you.
>>768511890
But the shadow is not covering her eyes.
>>768511931
I haven't played too many but I do remember liking Mystic messenger. Besides it's always good to try something new.
>>768511890
Yeah, I'm new. Sorry for causing any potential confusion.
>>768512095
Oh no you fucking wont.
>>768511920
Oops, didn't mean to miss your post.
Well hopefully I'll be sticking around so you won't be alone
>>768512121
I suppose so. If you play it tell me I'll tell you what order people usually play the "worlds/routes" or I can tell you the order I played them in and you might find that more fun.
>>768512218
Oh?
What power do you hold?
>>768511900
Doing fine. Playing vidya before I go to Godfather's house for party. What up with you?
>>768511931
It was once! Come on!
>>768511991
I didn't go anywhere? Lmao what
No I'm not leaving waifu
Those are correct since I'm not active in them anymore. Why be inactive and take up member space? I removed myself. I also left other non waifu servers so eh
>>768512014
That's super cute!
>>768512108
I can't find the pic atm
>>768512121
Oh you're fine. What bring you here?
>>768508847
Hey guise
Mine.
>>768512418
... Idk Is just once okay?
>>768512292
No problem. I normally consistently post but i've been having some issues these last few weeks.
You're a welcome addition though, squi- Monika.
>>768512453
Cute
>>768512418
oh I get it I thought you just mistyped
>I left because I said I was going to...on new years eve
get my cunfusion?
well sorry for the nosy, have a good one smuggy
>>768512447
who are you?
>>768512418
ah sounds pretty fun, glad you are doing well. Got home from grandmother's house and just relaxing on my off day.
>>768512218
Yeah, show us the power
>>768512453
Das a cute Vali!
>>768512453
Hello. Are you alright?
things seem to be much calmer now!
>>768512344
the h o l y t r i n i t y
>>768512596
What power do you hold, peasant? It is not the time of day yet.
How goes
>>768512565
Cute anon. Having a fun weekend, I hope.
>>768512596
Cute Kotori outfit.
>>768512664
Hi anon. I'm good, how are you?
>>768508847
third one is actually alice
>>768512888
Nice trips. Yes!
>>768512888
How I am does not matter.
>>768512860
That means nothing to me. So you have no power.
>>768512912
no way
I dont fucking believe you
"duke of autism" alice?
>>768513018
Ye thats him
>>768513018
no, "h-hello /b/!" alice
>>768513084
TOP KEK
why did he do that
>>768513122
oh huh, now I don't know what to believe
>>768512970
Thank you. Glad to hear that.
>>768512979
If you say so. Take care, anon.
>>768513200
He sent it to syndra and he leaked it
>>768513246
You too, take care <3
>>768513290
oh my god
that's too rich
thank you so much for this
Which cute is baking the next bread?
>>768513426
You. Do it!
>>768512344
I'll be sure to ask once I get everything set up, or you could tell me now and I could just write it in a notepad.
>>768512544
Thanks for the warm welcome, Sayori!
>>768512418
I've lurked in the thread from time to time and figured I'd try out posting
>>768513387
??????????????
That's not Duke's ass, that's Alice's.
>>768513474
>>768513485
Sure i'll say next thread
>>768513486
duke = alice
>>768513729
My n-name is not Duke
>>768514036
Confustion has already been settled.
>>768514036
Your name is cute then.
>makes a thread
>deletes it for a joke
Painfully unfunny.
>>768511334
Ah so you probably just wrapped up variables and are now in selection statements yes? Java is okay. Its like C with objects and without having to worry about memory management.
