how do I become a soy boy?
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how do I become a soy boy?
Sage.
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By posting on anime websites instead of doing manly things.
>>768496439
>Sage.
drink soy
>>768496338
Hey Michael here from Vsauce!
>>768496439
eat sage?
>>768496338
whats a soy boy?
>>768496338
literally anything but heiling hitler
Bump.
>>768496673
Those Male feminists who have deficient testosterone levels. Its said to come from eating too much soy but I think it's just ppl being beta
YUPPEEE! EAT SOME SOY AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES WHILE YOUR BOYFRIEND GETS DOWN WITH YOUR WIFE
>>768496776
>he posts on 4chan
>pretends to not be beta
how are your clock building skills?
Bump
>>768496338
Sit on the couch and eat/drink soy. The rest will come naturally.
>>768496842
Good one. Everyone on 4chin is the same type of person
>>768496338
Grow beard, shave head, post on 4chan
>There ya have it, certified Soy Boy
Bump..
>>768496967
Yeah, they're faggots who ended up here because decent society said they were broken. You now realize what you are, hypocrite.
>>768497118
>Yeah, they're faggots who ended up here because decent society said they were broken. You now realize what you are, hypocrite.
>>768496338
Start by sucking straight from the nectar of the gods, faggot.
>>768496590
Michael is cool tho
>>768497188
>he has a 4chan folder
Laughing fucking girls, kid. You can't even pretend to not be autistic for 5 minutes.
I didn't know you needed instruction to subscribe to a retarded social theory.
>>768496338
In the end, Timmy realized, he already was a soy boy.
>>768496338
Eat all the soy.
Suck all the penis.
Mission accomplished.
eat pussy
>>768497275
>>he has a 4chan folder
>Laughing fucking girls, kid. You can't even pretend to not be autistic for 5 minutes.
>>768497350
I'll take your refusal to use your big boy words that you realize you're told.
>>768497458
>I'll take your refusal to use your big boy words that you realize you're told.
>>768496338
Eat more soy? Stupid
>>768496338
>>768496776
I drink, smoke weed, jerk it most of the day, eat shitty foods, and browse the internet sitting on my ass all day
I have no energy and years of built up fat but still look like an in shape linebacker
I think I am making my self a soy boy with this lifestyle.. halp
Is the filter gone? Or was that just on every other board?
>>768496590
michael is no soyboy, he's alpha male
>>768496338
>>768497578
that's just /v/
>>768496590
dont disrespect Michael like that
>>768497118
Haha if you were to see me in person you would have zero clue that I get on 4chan. You're making an ass of yourself anon.
>>768497633
>she browses /v/
It was on other boards too.
>>768496338
You already are one if you have to ask.
>>768497709
>>she browses /v/
>It was on other boards too.
>>768497692
>Haha
What a woman-brained thing to do.
>You're making an ass of yourself anon.
How does one accomplish that on an anonymous site, dunce?
>>768496338
I want to stab this faggot for real. Fucking soy boy piece of shit cucks
>>768497855
You're trying way too hard. And yes it's an anonymous site but we are all here seeing how stupid you are. You can't hide from yourself buddy.
>>768497911
Nice phonepost, refugee.
>>768497951
>when people who are niggers inside assume anything that indicts them is trying too hard
>when people who are niggers inside don't realize you can't make an ass of yourself if no one knows who you are
You're really not even smart enough to be here. It is known.
>>768496912
The fuck is a Cube? A 3D printer?
>>768496338
>>768496338
you start by fucking off back to pol
>>768498100
Nobody is agreeing with you. Everyone here thinks you're a moron. Like I said you don't have to not be anonymous. You're sitting behind your computer raging about shit that doesn't matter. You've already lost.
>>768498626
>>768498976
Bruh, you sat at the loser table in high school lunch. Stop pretending. It's also pathetic that you're doing the "I speak for everyone" bit, given the fact that you're a reject and all.
>>768499088
fuck off pol cancer. stop poluting out /b/
>>768499088
>she doesn't realize /pol/ is reddit central
>>768499099
>bruh
>using nigger slang
Again. You keep racking up L's.
>>768499170
>fuck off pol cancer. stop poluting out /b/
>>768499213
>gets called a nigger
>n-no u!
No wonder I called you stupid earlier.
>>768499218
only a poltard would post like this
>>768499278
Speaking of stupid...where did I call you nigger? I said you're using nigger slang. Read slowly next time
>>768496338
>>768499088
>>768499218
pol was literally made to keep retards like you in it and not other boards. Go back
>>768499400
Is there a reason you don't know how or when to use ellipses? Try being white enough to end you post with punctuation next time, OK Jamal?
>>768499396
>only a poltard would post like this
>>768496338
curious, who is this guy? why did he get so famous?
>>768499510
>pol was literally made to keep retards like you in it and not other boards. Go back
>>768499510
Yup. It's a containment board for people who live in trailers.
Protip: the soy thing is pure broscience. Soy doesn’t make you into a faggot, SJW cuck faggots eat tons of soy because they’re vegans because they’re exactly the sort of faggot who thinks eating animal products is unethical. People are confusing cause and effect. Soy doesn’t make you a bitchboy, bitchboys just love soy.
Also worth noting: soy is in basically everything. Don’t believe me? Go grab something from your kitchen and read the ingredients. Odds are there’s some soy in there. You really can’t not eat soy these days. Plus, Asians eat tons of soy and the whole SJW thing isn’t really a thing over there.
>>768499516
>trying this hard
>>768499940
>nigger who failed English
>>768500000
chekd
>>768500000
Wasted quints
>>768500091
no u
>>768500000
czechked
>>768500091
>now the nigger is crying
>>768496590
Don't let the looks decieve your eyes, he might look like a typical soyboy, but he's far from it.
Soyboys in fact, have a typical behaviour that Michael shows no sign of at all.
>>768496338
Buy a maga hat, that is literally the only requirement.
>>768500145
I'd bet any amount of money you wouldn't say nigger in front of a black person. 120 lb white kid
>>768500000
cucked
>>768496562
Bump for box racing “meme”
>fuck i feel old and im only 18
>>768500233
kek, time stamp of you or you're a cuck pretending to be black
>>768499524
>collects jewpics from pol
>>768500423
I'm not black.
>>768499561
>doesn't know how to greentext
>has a huge folder of shitty goy memes
>>768500305
>>768500567
typical reddit poltard
>>768500508
Then why can't you reliably end sentences with punctuation? Checkmate, Tyrone.
>>768499561
hello /r/thedonald
>>768496338
>>768500692
>typical reddit poltard
>>768500927
>hello /r/thedonald
>>768500692
>>768500927
Why do you guys let /pol/ live rent free in your head? You are clinically obsessed
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