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>>768489158
>>768489158
That kinda looks delicious
>>768490265
I took this a second so here
>>768489791
Hello, asshole. Fucking /b/ over with faggot spam?
>>768490508
You are the asshole.
>he posted rando pic
>you didn’t
Followed thee rules, plz
Geez...
>>768491305
>>768491096
Cursed?
>>768489158
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>768491666
Nice numbers
And yes
Wut do
>>768489158
>>768492219
>challenge accepted
>>768491096
Bravo, very random.
>>768489480
Ladies and Gentlemen, this made my day. Thanks.
>>768492786
>>768490538
at least they're boneless.
my neighbor died choking on a pork rectum bone.
>>768489530
>>768492518
Do you people have no shame?
>>768491305
jesus christ.
>>768490019
that sign sums up life for pretty much everyone except the welfare crowd.
>>768493064
Kek
>>768492734
uh oh, lost.
>>768493697
oh it's rev says desu
love his videos
>>768490828
dog pussy
>>768493660
Damn even Russias female snipers are hot.
>>768494001
Original Freddy’s
>>768493660
>>768494253
It's been proven that there were a lot of propaganda snipers that the russians used for newspaper stories. They basically took hot women/girls and put them in scruffy uniforms and said "hold this gun (or act like you're shooting it) while we take your picture".
>>768494507
Even Lyudmilia Pavlichenko?
>>768494775
Maybe not. I'm not saying all female snipers were fake (though I admit that it would be easy to think I was saying that, based off of what I wrote) but there were basically models used as recruiting tools.
>>768489158
Fucking nugget in a bagel bite, why haven’t I tried this
>>768489540
cute birb ^^
>>768493099
Randy looks like the muscle of the crew
>>768491096
I spy a mk4 Supra
>>768489158
>>768495941
asian market
>>768495990
Eww
>>768497785
I know huh, where is the lobster ?!
>>768493660
I'd let her OSOK me
>>768491305
I'll take this
>>768494371
>:(
>>768490147
yum
>>768491096
SVENSK LIDL
>>768489158
You are not a farmer
>>768489480
This deserves the reaction I gave.
>>768490147
I killed a cow for milk once. But it didn't work.
>>768490276
What is this from? I've seen it on here for years and never bothered asking.
>>768490538
Not after I'm done with thrm. Wahey lads.
>>768490828
Fukken hnnng
>>768493099
Sperg Furguson is that guy who was on the Facebook screencap where he uploaded an image of a skeleton holding a woman, and a girl commented on that image saying it was cool, and then he went on talking about how when he gets a gf he is going to do the same thing.
>>768493013
GTA IV
>>768494742
Are you doing the hand thing?
>>768498363
Just a light jog. The guys as cool as cucumber.
>>768501637
*Whispers* Happy Mother's Day.
>>768501949
Ken Park
>>768502713
RIP in piece Shaye.
>>768501956
Stop with the lies, not even remotely close to 6 million.
>>768503427
>>768491305
Muh dick
>>768491739
this isnt even an ylyl thread what is your fucking problem
I saved them all and posted none. Thanks for the images, ya bozos!!
Smell ya later heh
>>768490011
>>768491739
who reposts something this shitty
>>768494371
I dont know why I want to save that
>>768493028
cursed
>>768490147
My *Calf was killed for this...
Fucking hell man get it right.
>>768504998
>>768502360
fuck you i discovered that first
>>768502083
Nice.
>>768502371
Kek'd
>>768495700
what about the umbrealla
>>768505532
Bad luck to open an umbrella indoors.
>>768501090
omegalul
>>768505290
>>768502535
damn this girl in the front is a real plasma hottie fuck i want to impregnate her so hard i wish she way real man my dich is so hard rn
>>768491666
Whoa
>>768492122
>20 in two months
>feels bad man
skiers
>>768506173
cool
>>768505865
>>768505604
great now i have one more thing to worry about
>as if the 13s everywhere arent bad enoth
>>768505550
Kyle????
>>768506173
this sounds like random redstoneclocks with noteblocks
>>768490195
what? it's a police dog
>>768506290
>>768506653
is he beating a nigger? no? no policedog
>>768491489
yeah, no shit, right?
>>768506491
Mods
>>768494371
>>768499581
>>768505124
same
maybe because she is hurt and I want to comfort her
>>768506491
mooods
>>768506491
Uh.. What?
>>768494742
looks like the herbie hancock video rockit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhD4PD75zY
>>768506440
I know a kyle, but nope
>>768506491
>>768507371
kek
>>768491739
>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.
>>768506491
Am reverse image searching now
>>768493158
So no one told you /b/ was gonna be this way
>*CLAP*
>*CLAP*
>*CLAP*
>*CLAP*
>>768508346
Ha.. Good.
Fuckin goof.
Probably owns this too.
>>768494742
Is this a cursed webm?
>>768506491
Nothing found on reverse image search, explain yourself OP
>>768508857
no u>>768508860
>>768489158
>>768505011
Someone with intense, crippling severe autism. Honestly we should feel sorry for him.
When you see it.....
>>768509961
The manlet?
>>768508860
look at the filename newfag.. it's obvious he saved the pic from here, on friday May 11, 2018 at 11:44:09 am, EDT.
>>768510241
I mean I guess you can call him that sure lmao
>>768506633
you lil shit r u 12 or what
>>768510659
u fokin w0t m8 innit
>>768490676
>Ariel Winter
>Caucasian
racist nigger is racist
>>768492258
"Call me shrimp dick one more time"
>>768510789
lil pussy as noob as fuck get wrektz ill 58650 noscopescope you cunt with a bow
>>768502297
pls repost, thx
>>768511342
Image limit reached. lrn24chan better.
>>768491305
Please let me open my present early.
>>768492518
young monica was hot.
>>768494821
kekd
>>768497271
is this shopped to make her look bigger?
>>768511968
Nope. It's real. She's just a big lumbering goon.
>>768495600
Randy dont even fuck with the crew he just happened to walk by and they forced him in the picture. Randys got bitches to fuck.
>>768511249
Oh
So u guys actually are 12 lol.
>>768514175
if only phoneposting was disabled
>>768491666
Very nice numbers
>>768506243
Oh my god this is horrifying
>>768515213
you're a massive pussy if a penguin quacking at the camera is horrifying to you.
>>768491204
Lost.
>>768494001
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>768491739
Seen this same shit yesterday on the Pitbull hate thread
>>768505650
Bravo
>>768507171
Holy smokes, instant erection.
>>768519379
can i see ;)
>>768493099
sperg is alpha af, he should be chad ferguson
>>768497772
neat
