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What does eating qt girl butt taste like?
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Like shit
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ay post salsa b0ss
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>>768488475
Like soap if they're clean
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>>768488534
I highly doubt girls poop
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pennies
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>>768488475
>tfw got really drunk with gf last night and did this to her for about 5 minutes
>not mentioned it today
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>>768488475

in this situation, ass sweat.

in any other situation, mostly ass sweat
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>>768488475
tastes like ass, sweet and sickly. fucking delicioua
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Like ass
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Only taste like ass if they don't know how to shower or wipe
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>>768489489
That's a majority of girls tbh
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>>768488475
>what does eating ass taste like?
dunno, its like the smelliest part of the fucking human body, it must taste like cottoncandy, riight? you fucking virgin cunt.

It taste like shit, the only time it doesnt when you go at it after shower. But then again there are a bunch of wierdos out there getting raging boners from dirty, smelly panties, girls shitting, sweaty foots so it may taste good enough for you.
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it tastes like when you are going on a run with your whole cross country team and then you and your buddy take a quick turn to the left into the woods, leaving everyone else behind. then when you're far enough he forces his armpits up to your mouth and you slowly lick him all the way up and down
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Fucking degenerates
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Itt: people that haven't eaten ass. Shouldn't taste like anything. Maybe a small hint off booty smell and soap but not in a bad way. Doesn't smell or taste like shit
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>>768490415
>it must taste like cottoncandy, riight? you fucking virgin cunt.
it literally doesnt taste like it smells. and nice reddit spacing faggot
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it tastes like ass
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>>768490703
This. What is wrong with people now?
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>>768488475
bro thats a real hard question. but i dont think the real question is how it taste, but how it smells. It wastes like nothing but sweat
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>>768490703
>>768490995
degenerates? hey!! >:(
It's quite normal, like giving oral sex
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>>768488475
>eating butt
you're not supposed to actually be eating anything, just licking it. if you're licking it and you find yourself eating things, that's poop. which tastes like poop.
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>>768490802
>reddit spacing faggot
literally only total human waste cares about spacing. good luck being this much of a loser.
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>>768488475
Have you ever eaten chocolate ? Pretty much like that. just without the sugar and more like the taste of poop.
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>>768490802
>reddit spacing
newfag
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>>768488475
TFW , you are so desperate for a female you have to humiliate yourself in public just to feel some female asshole ... feel sorry for this beta loser , a REAL alpha male would NEVER do
anything like this. Just look at all these losers, pathetic.
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ate a brazilian hookers ass, didnt taste like anything
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>>768491112
Vaginas are for sex. Asses are for shitting. It's not 'quite normal' and dipshits like you are why voting should require an iq of at least 130.
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>>768488961
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>>768488475
remember that one time you had diarrhea during summer and was to tired to wash and you woke up with smell of your ass? that's the taste, and you will remember that scarring moment for life
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>>768488475
Assuming its clean?

Lick the skin of your arm.

Like that.
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>>768490415
>it must taste like cottoncandy, riight?
Of course, do you honestly think something so beautiful would taste like something gross?
It probably has a cherry/strawberry flavor to it
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>>768491548
assuming it's not?

stick your finger up your butt and lick it.

it's not a sexy flavor.
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You'll never come as hard as when you have you dick buried in the back of her throat and your tongue buried in her asshole
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my gf keeps herself clean so it tastes like her body wash mostly
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>>768491432
then 98% of people wouldnt vote , kek . Whatever its rigged either way , so doesnt matter at all .
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From a female who had eaten the ass of both female and male I must admit that it is rather sweet.
No just legit it's like weirdly sweet I can't really describe it tbh.
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>>768488475
This guy's not really eating her asshole. There's someone pouring beer down her ass crack and he's drinking it and licking her ass crack mostly. Not that it's very different.
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>>768491432
It's 2018.
It's almost mandatory for a girl to take it up the butt nowadays. It's not even taboo anymore
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Don't know, I've only ever had my butt eaten
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>>768491602
Tbh more like a raspberry chocolate
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>>768488475
beta male
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>>768488475
tastes like butt mate
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>>768491647
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It's sweet cus of the dead blood cells sns
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ive tasted female and male ass and they taste the same unless the guy is hairy
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>>768491862
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>>768492229
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>>768491432
well mister iq mouths are for eating. let's stop giving oral sex and kissing
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>>768492476
okay ... you won this time .
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>>768492476
>fat with saggy tits
you're not proving him wrong
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>>768492564
thank
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>>768492476
dogface
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>>768492612
Tru
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>>768492671
Also tru
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Doesn't matter how fit she is, it's still fucking asshole and it's nothing like it is in porn, tried it once, never again, it's hot to watch someone else do it, it's just not sexy to do irl
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>>768491756
Shame about that roast beef pussy though...
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>>768491862
I dont give a shit if youre bi or whatever the fuck you think you are, but sweet? sweet? did you eat the ass of a care bear?
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>>768492697
>it's just not sexy to do irl
Speak for yourself fag, stick to missionary and vanilla sex then.
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>>768492087
How is eating ass beta?

>>768492476
You're slightly less fat than pic related

>>768492697
Then why does my boyfriend enjoy eating it so much?
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>>768492856
I honestly don't know. But it was weird and not like candy sweet. More like uncomfortable sweet
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>>768492476
How many chins do I count here?
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>>768492961
Thank you?
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>>768492476
im note sure you are a trap, i need to see more.
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I had my ass eaten once.

Felt exactly the same as when i'm wiping it. Didnt feel good, didnt feel bad. Just a soft touch on my asshole.

I asked her to stop. Seemed pointless to continue.
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>>768488475
Put your fingers in your crack then smell em. Yeah it tastes just how it smells. Its not that hot to do it IRL unless you're drunk as fuck and dont care.
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>>768492697
i like it, but have to admit that my motherfucking nek hurts if she got a thigh butt.
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>>768491862
KEK unless they rub candy on they're asshole it is not sweet in the slightest. It tastes like someone's skin after they shower, absolutely no taste or a hint of soap if they don't know how to rinse.
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>>768492476
Spread your cheeks, I want to see your poophole
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>>768491862
I agree there is a weird sweet taste to it.
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>>768492983
Stop lying your so full of shit and its not from eating ass because you have so clearly never done that.
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>>768488534
Virgin detected
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>>768492983
hahahaha holy shit. what kind of flavour is that.
unlike pussy, its tastes like sweat to me.
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>>768493147
>>768493121
To be fair I was rather drunk both times
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>>768493121
>Virginassholedetected.
Also, you've never had asian food if you think smell=taste
Miso soup smells like mud but tastes like fucking jesus.
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>>768493351
Agree
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It taste like a sweaty arm pit, then the taste and small goes away after a few licks.

Taste good tho.
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>>768488475
Tastes like nothing. Tastes like you licked her arm
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>>768492476
>>768493192
Seconded
Show us pooper
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>>768491432
Confirmed retard who clearly doesn't know the history of IQ testing.
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>>768493412
Tf no it doesn't unless she literally just got out of the shower lmao
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>>768493351
This, sometimes my gf has that musky/sweat aroma but once I get my tongue inside it's like eating a five star fucking meal.
Soo good
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>>768492983
I had this but it was candy sweet. I'm pretty sure it was her moisturizer tho
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>>768493412
yes, I love to lick arms too
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>>768493431
I ain't gonna do new shit so if you wanna see its gonna have to be an old pic (from like two days ago)
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>>768488475
holy fuck what a whore
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>>768491432
Nice bait
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>>768493659
Agreed
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>>768490703
Like yeah
Fucking degenerates
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>>768493542
Quit being lazy, literally takes less than 30 seconds.
Pull pants down, whip out the camera phone, spread cheek with one hand. snap with the other. Done.
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>>768493542
I don't mind old shit, butthole is butthole is butthle.
Post please.
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>>768493753
Send first lmfao
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>>768493659
I know, that dude is such a shameless little slut.
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>>768492476
i'd fuck you
no matter if trap
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>>768488475
Like the Prophet Muhammed himself just farted in your face.
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Taste delicious
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>>768493449
Kissless virgin detected. No girl wants her dirty asshole eaten and why would anyone want to eat a dirty asshole.
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If we presume the ass is relatively clean then it does not taste like much, it's more the smell which can be intense. but it's one of the most sentive parts of the body so many folk (M/F) really like getting rimmed.
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>there are virgins in this thread who wouldn't bury their tongue in this sweet hole
What a bunch of prudes
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>>768493952
Femanon here, I love having my ass eaten ever since I tried it once and it felt good
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>>768493952
Never heard of fetishes.
>True virgin detected.
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>>768494262
Fucking disgusting.
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>>768493952
> No girl wants her dirty asshole eaten and why would anyone want to eat a dirty asshole

oh boy .... you know so little .... if I can even count how many times I seen girls fucking their shitty assholes with dildos and sucking dirty shitty dicks , shitting in beds , recording their toilet time, girls are nasty , they wanna be nasty, it makes them horny and hot .... you would be surprised .
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>>768493952
for the 34 058 230th time
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>>768491432
t. virgin
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>>768488475
â–²
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>>768494332
>Fucking delicious
ftfy bud
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have only had 1-2 girls that did not like, out of maybe 30-40 girls.
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>>768491356
You're so desperate for attention you broadcast your own insecurity on an anonymous forum.
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>>768491647
You can wash your ass you know? Also you don't have to lick inside the ass dummy
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Strangely it is a sweet kind of taste. Once you are over the edge its pretty interesting to do
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>>768494270
Tits+timestamp or GTFO.
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Honestly it's the texture of the ass that's most off-putting. There's a weird graininess to it. Like really, really fine sandpaper.
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>>768494649
Wtf maybe granny assholes.
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>>768494559
>Not tongue fucking the pooper.
Eat the ass better.
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>>768494585
I have a boyfriend, no.
Also I didn't post it for attention but rather to disprove your point that 'all girls hate it'
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>>768490140
This ^
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>>768494724
Different anon, my gf likes it.
My ex fucking loved it.
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>>768491776
Implying that would be bad.
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Hepatitis B
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>>768494715
I've tongue punched more butthole than I care to admit, but they were all the same. You just haven't paid the deepest attention to it.
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>>768494483
>>768494483
â–²
â–² â–²
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>>768494817
Awesome dude, enjoy!
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Remember when pre-marital sex was considered kinky? Now nothing short of eating ass and digesting dingle-berries will get us off. Fucking degenerate monkies.
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>>768491862
100% this
I was shocked my first time eating ass and thought it must've been a fluke that it tasted so sweet. Or I was drunk and didn't remember correctly
Couple years later, totally different person. Same great taste
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>>768493297
>Shiteater detected
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>>768488475
i think asses are beautiful and when they are connected to a 10/10 girl they are even more beautiful but they are disgusting. no amount of soap will fix what is a fucking biohazard hole designed to eliminate poo from your large intestine. u niggers are disgusting.
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>>768495002
>Virgin waiting for marriage.
Also the term "blowing smoke up your ass" originated from the actual act so sex has always been kinky ever since the first monkey accidentaly stuck his dick inside the wrong hole and the other monkey fucked his own sister while she was pregnant and leaking milk from her titties.
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>>768494954
>>768494483
â–²
â–² â–²
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>>768491756
This..
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>>768491432
I agree with the first part but if 130 IQs were mandatory for fuckin voting then like 90% of this country wouldn't be voting and that's kind of fucked
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>>768495216
girl butts are never disgusting
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>>768493826
>>768494724
Literally same thank you
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>>768495362
  â–²
â–² â–²
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>>768492840
Shame about that undying virginity that you got there though...
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>>768495002
>>768493952
>>768490703
>>768490995
>actually being offended by this
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>>768495498
Wtf? This isn't butthole.
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>>768493063
Virgin beta
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>>768488475
if it's clean, like skin
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>>768494262
I wouldn't because I don't want fucking pink eye retard. I've railed plenty of cunts without even once dipping my tongue into hell holes like that one
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Girls are ok but I prefer eating horse ass.
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>>768495216
AMEN
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>>768495566
>>768495566
â–²
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>>768494649
>Like really, really fine sandpaper
wtf
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>>768488475
like bitterness and defeat
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>>768495577
nice dubs shiteater
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>>768495799
lmao
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>>768495136
100% thank you
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https://youtu.be/r17fqELkv7g?t=45m12s

Context: Girl claimed to have been drugged and raped in a hotel room.

Seems fitting for this thread
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>>768495707
>pink eye
You're sticking your tongue in there dipshit, not your eye.
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>>768488475
imagine the poor 30+ bastard who will happily engage her when she hits a wall in the next 5-8 years. poor bastard.

the guy is total beta but atleast he can get some action. shameless loser, but oppurtunistic.
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>>768495766
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>>768495002
"My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also."

James Joyce, author of Ulysses, 1882-1941
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>>768495707
how do you put your eyeball into someone's ass?
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>>768495986
lets be honest, a majority of us would trade to be in that guys position in a heartbeat
Hell if that was a normal occurrence, I'd be at the beach everyday
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>>768495986
kek. i find it hilarious how you make up a fantasy scenario, end up offending yourself, and then get overly opinionated about this imaginary person you just made up.
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>>768495927
>implying i'll watch an hour long video for no good reason
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>>768496120
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>>768495977
b8 faggot
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>>768495977
looks like my gf
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>>768496120
Nora was a virgin until death.
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>>768493952
They do. I'm in a GFD relationship, and she loves to sit on my face. I wasn't a fan at first, but she is way out of my league so I let her dom me. Now I cum just from eating and smelling her anus and pussy. It's the best when she hasn't washed, but her asshole is clean of shit. The sexual, musky scent has made me black out while she was sitting on me, I just remember waking up with cum all over my stomach and bed.
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It tastes like cleaned ass.
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>>768489036
Correct.
This guy has eaten ass before.
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>>768492996
one too many
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>>768491862
>>768493237
>>768495136

This to be honest desu

From multiple partners too.
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>>768496554
That explains how she had those kids
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>>768497062
<3
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>>768492476
Lemme get that snap boo
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>>768488475
Like an uggo girl butt.
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>>768497148
Candyheartkitten
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>>768497190
Or cadyonlin3 lol
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>>768497190
Neither of those had results
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>>768496708
y i k e s
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>>768488659
Based
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>>768488475
If they wash taste nice. Now she has to know how to wash her ass.
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>>768497493
What's wrong with that?
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My gf won't let me tongue her ass...
She gets pissy if I even get my tongue near it and she wont let me do anal either. says it's gross
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>>768496266
when did I offend myself? fantasy scenario? you are total sperglord. Im above 25 so now I have enough experience and I know enough ppl under and above 25 to know she is total trash and the guy is total beta, but atleast not 4chan levels of beta like this guy >>768496264

no decent women (or human being) lets someone eat her ass in public. these girls are used by men and dumped on every month till they get desperate enough to give a chance to guys like you. Im not offended by this, Im entertained. Its like watching a disaster in slowmo.

Ive been trough college and any girl worth a penny is not acting like that, but there are tons who do. The hoes now posting shitty motivation pics on fb and jumping from dick to dick while thier looks are fading, they are total miserable and want that ring so bad. The hot, decent, smart girls are all engaged or in a long term relationship and thier life is balanced and happy.

also you keeping asshole pics on your pc so there is a good chance you are a total loser and wasting words on you is stupid.
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>>768488534
/thread
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It depends if she’s clean!
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>>768488475
>What does eating qt girl butt taste like?

Alcohol....

Let's be real here, you're doing the "Spring Break" beach party scene, you're drunk AF, you're burping and exhaling alcohol fumes, your tongue is pretty much sterilized at that point.

So when 10/10 Stacey-thot whore gives you a smile, a wink, and an invitation to eat her apple bottom,.....it might taste like shit (if your not drunk enough to not notice), and your breath is burning away all the bacteria.
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>>768488475
Like shit...

You're supposed to eat the pussy, not the asshole...

And that really depends; the young ones usually taste like fucking candy, but the older a qt gets, the more dick she's taken (like, exponentially), and thus you shouldn't go anywhere near there...

>pic unrelated
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>>768498183
>no decent women
I mean you act like a "decent woman" is a common thing
A majority of them are sluts, they don't get "decent" until they hit they're late 20's and realize time is running out and they can't be whores anymore
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>>768498183
lol
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>>768498183
> The hoes now posting shitty motivation pics on fb and jumping from dick to dick while thier looks are fading, they are total miserable and want that ring so bad.

words of wisdom .
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>>768491776
>then 98% of people wouldnt vote
Good, they should also be sterilized. No more niggers, whew I can see it now.
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>>768491432
Voting doesn't do anything.
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>>768488534
>i am a faggot
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>>768488659
this guy gets it
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>>768488475
i love it personally, but thats on the mental side and not physical. if i was going to be unbiased as possible i'd honestly say it doesnt have much of a taste. if it's not as clean as can be, it might be a bit sweet.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARFRYPcbYKg
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>>768498183
>Implying marriage=success
>You've never been married have you?
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>>768488475
Can anyone link a video? My iPad won't play webm
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>>768488475
take your finger stuff it up your own but and taste it. that will be what her but will taste like. fricken wannabe fags
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>>768495567
someone is salty
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>>768494724
another anon
ex loved it
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>>768488475
Salty milk and coins and poots.
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>>768499528
Girl butt is different than guy butt in all ways though.
That's like grabbing your own ass, and expecting it to feel like a girls.
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>>768488475
Like bags of sand.
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>>768488475
Like shit you dumbfuck it's a asshole
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>>768499384
this is 99/100 bait, but if its not it's literally a 12 second video of a guy licking a girls ass on a beach with people round him. she is laughing and he is being laughed at.
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If clean... there is no taste or smell. Not much mystery to it.
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>>768493297
Retard detected
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>>768500363
fuck u nigger
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>>768494262
I'm sure you wouldn't let a chick ball bust you you're a fucking prude.
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IDK and never plan to assholes are unsanitary.
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>>768500526
What does that have to do with anything?>
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>>768488534
You say that like it's a bad thing?
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>>768499759
>Pretty girls dont poop

Aaw, could you be more of a virgin?
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>>768490140
well I mean it is a crevice that is under multiple layers of clothing all the time, kinda hard to keep sweat and junk out of there.

>assuming ass sweat is a bad thing on a qt
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>>768490752
I mean if she has shit earlier in the day, then it's gonna smell like poop and have flecks of toilet paper up in there. that's just nature anon
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>>768501380
Not a virgin.
Never seen my gf poop ever, haven't even heard her fart either.
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>>768488475
Poop
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>>768491602
I am convinced the one on the right farts nothing but vanilla honey scented aromas and nothing you say can convince me otherwise.
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>>768501380
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>>768491655
>this mother fucker right here.
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>>768491756
a hint of her musk isn't such a bad thing
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>>768491862
dude here, can confirm my gf's ass tastes sweet.

perhaps sweet is a strong word, but compared to how her pussy taste, not gonna lie, it does taste somewhat sweet. Kinda blows my mind but more reason to lick her there I guess
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>>768490802
Le reddit meme xd
Lurk moar
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>>768501828
But she's not pretty...
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>>768501501
I bet you havent.
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>>768491200
This
Only newfags care about "reddit spacing"
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>>768492961
>How is eating ass beta?
ever watch Ferriss Bueller m8?

'she won't respect him. because you can't respect a person who kisses your ass. it just doesn't work'
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>this is what people actually want to stick their tongues into
fucking gross, I hate my generation
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>>768502079
Wow judgmental much
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>>768488618
Go read an elementary school biology book.
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>>768491356
Smells like a manlet vigin
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>>768502240
>Has scat webm
>Doesn't like anilingus
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>>768493459
I love licking my gf's. the thought she may have done a poopy earlier in the day and now my tongue is touching her there makes me diamonds
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>>768502381
Disgusting subhuman
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>>768494366
i love when girls use the toilet. so fucking hot the way they keep their legs together and sit straight up.
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>>768501423
>assuming ass sweat is a bad thing on a qt
This. Eating out my Gf ass is especially intense if she's gone to the gym earlier that day. Sometimes I'll go with her, and she has me watch her squat and do other sexual exercises so I'll be ready and eager to ravage her when we get back. We also like how all the guys stare at her and she'll kiss me or do other PDAs in front of them. She'll usually shit in the morning, then shower, so by the end of the day, it's perfect. Honestly though, eating/smell ass/pussy from daily activities > eating/smelling pussy/ass from daily activities + gym
>>768496708
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Best case scenario: like regular old flesh
Mid-tier scenario: Soap
Worst Case: Shit
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>>768502079
>hhnnnnggghh
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>>768501501
>haven't even heard her fart either.

well you're just letting the best things in life pass you by aren't you anon?
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>>768488475
Lol why do these threads always act like any real world sexual act is soooo far fetched and rarely happens. I've been on these boards for years and are you guys that beta? I mean come on.
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>>768502370
Watching and sticking my tongue in something are 2 different things
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>>768491862
Really fucking weird but you are right.. also i swear my gf's ass self-lubricates. Its like shes wet but clearly from her ass. But only if i tease her a lot before. Makes anal really great, she loves it
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>>768502381
I'm >>768502574 and>>768496708, I'm lucky my Gf loves me enough to make sure there's no shit or that she hasn't had a BM since her shower. She likes me eating and worshipping her asshole, but says it's disgusting to make me lick a poopy butthole.
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>>768492476
Wow nice boobs bro, how did you got them?
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>>768492675
>>768492695
Hehe incels detected
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>>768502905
I personally have this fantasy where I'm like shooting a porno and as a revenge act or to get back at me one of the actresses takes a shit before the scene and I have to power through and lick her stinking ass and she has a smug look on her face the whole time knowing what she's doing. I know it's gross but something about it being so dirty is so fucking hot
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>>768491655
Doesn't matter if it was an answer to the question, it is undeniably true.
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>>768502842
did she shit before peeing? skillz man
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>>768502842
One requires human contact?
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My wife loves her ass being eaten, and I personally enjoy doing it, it doesn't really have a taste at all kind of like if u licked your arm it's the same taste just not as salty of course this may vary person to person
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>>768503263
one requires not sticking your tongue in a fucking smelly bacteria ridden excrement hole.
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>>768494262

no thanks i don't want throat cancer. faggot.
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Everyone stating there is no taste is correct. If there is, your girl is nasty.
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KISSFUL NONVIRGIN UNDETECTED. THIS THREAD IS FULL OF EDUCATED GENERATES FROM MIDEVIL TIMES WHERE STUFF SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST FROM NONMATTER.
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>>768493952
Oh hello there projecting autistic virgin, must be a real chore fucking your hands everyday. Go back to r9k/kill yourself pls thx
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>>768503388
The vagina?
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>>768494262
Ok not gona lie thats pretty disguisting. Eating ass can be really fun tho
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tastes like salty milk and coins
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Sauce = rapunkkzel
Also known as rumpleztiltskin
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>>768503744
That would be a smelly bacteria ridden urine hole.
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>>768503773
Oldfag detected
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>>768492876
depraved porn-addicted virgin detected
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>>768488475
ive only ever had clean ass, so like licking skin
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>>768495002
go_back_to_r9k.cpp
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>>768495498
Tfw no butthole :'(
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>>768503989
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK
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>>768495567
Hehe this thread is full of permavirgin robots dont even bother fam. Nice ass your gf got there
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>>768495799
Like dried cum and virginity
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>>768496120
What a fucking alpha
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Jesus christ some people like it, some don't. Some people are missing out, some aren't.

I love eating my girlfriend's asshole, and she likes me doing it.

If you don't like it, don't do it.

But the one truth, is if she's not a skanky slut, it does just taste like skin with the slightest musk.
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>>768501332
>>768498946
>>768493297
>poopie taste good
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>>768498183
While I agree by some extend, you still sound like an autistic moralfag. Let people be kinky man, whats the point of being triggered over it on the fucking internet
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>>768488475
ideally doodoo
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>>768498375
>the more sex a women has the smellier her ass is
The absolute state of virgins on this board
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>>768498375
>this is what virgins actually believe
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>>768503143
To each his own, my Gf gets off on humiliating me (ie. Teasing me until I'm desperate enough to fuck her feet or let her give me a footjob, when neither of us have a good fetish), but we draw the line at scat.
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>>768498375
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>>768494483
Faggot !!!
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>>768504883
>assholes don't taste like shit
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>>768502240
>15506165065.webm
>tfw when you saved that to your computer
>we're the ones who are gross
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>>768495418
>Imbling 10% of muricans have > 130 iq
XDDDDDDDD
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>>768488475
Test
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>>768502842

That's the most perfect shit I have ever seen... that was a one wipe wonder!
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>>768502842
what was that red thing at the end?!
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>>768498061
Slowly, over time, subtle actions and gestures will change her mind. My wife HATED the thought of having her ass eaten when we started dating, and it has taken 7 fucking years, but she's finally not only comfortable with it, she likes it. She won't admit it, but she gets wet when I play with her asshole a little. She probably gets turned on knowing I'm so into it. Trust me, if her mind could be changed, anyone's can. Have patience.
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>>768505912
Have you never seen the inside of a rectum?
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>>768506236
whats a rectum?
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>>768506231

This man knows.

Start of relationship? ew anal is gross and painful, no way.

4 years later? my girlfriend is literally douching her ass in the shower right now. Feels good man.
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>>768491756
Mostly
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>>768506143
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>>768506231
>gets turned on by sex play with an erogenous zone
in other news water is wet, more at 11
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>>768488961

I did that to my only GF once. She didn't mention it the next day. Cringy a.f. : (
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>>768499165
Confirmed
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>>768506640
kek. It was to demonstrate the change in her attitude but I see how it sounded totally fucking stupid.
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>>768506231
I just cannot comprehend how can ppl be turned on by an asshole. Just how. You shit with it, that's just gross
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