Alright /b/, it's been 5 years since I hooked up with this MILF, dubs tells me what to awkwardly text her through random text app since it's mothers day.
0 or 69 also count.
If post count reaches 69 and no winners, I will text her;
"Happy Mothers day, to a MILF who's still got it"
>>768487753
Trips or higher I post her number
>>768487753
i wouldnt admit that in public if i were you........there are beastiality laws.
>>768487914
I lay my sins bare my dude. We are merely players in a game meant to be lost
>>768488078
Pretty much the only decent pics I can get of her on facebook. Deleted all her nudes years ago
I think it'd be swell if I pumped your front butt.
FREE PALESTINE
DEATH TO ISRAEL
How about some more of that fiiiinnneee ass mama!
>>768488177
I chuckled.
Yeah, pretty much the only good pics I could crop out since we aren't FB friends
>>768488177
Roll
>>768488773
If this>>768488177 is the most tagged post when the thread reaches 69 posts ya'll win.
Will share screen shots of results
Op won't deliver
>>768488964
Keep the thread going and find out, I'm no coward
>>768488177
Rollerino!!
>>768487753
She’s pretty hideous. Sucks to be you man.
>>768488177
Wait, I just realized, this is a dubs post.
I'm sorry, fucking win for you dude.
Ok here we go
>>768489429
Guess it does. I did it so you wouldn't have to
>>768489474
uhh...guys...
>>768489474
Did you cum in that milf cunt?! Did she let you fuck her up the ass? Was she kinky in anyway?
>>768489474
just add
>I think it'd be swell if I pumped your front butt.
do it fgt
>>768489611
>9
oh ffs mate, just tell her it's her old doggy
>>768487753
dem tits though... ask her for a pic maybe she will send you a hint to hook up
>>768489655
Yeah, we fucked in her car. Was a good time. She had her tubes tied so I went in raw. No anal tho. We originally got in contact because she wanted to find guys for a gangbang through craigslist
>>768489655
Tell her you still think about that milf cunt riding your cock
>>768489732
Heavily doubtful
>>768489696
Like literally "it's your old doggy"
>>768489611
what the hell is a front butt?
>>768489611
Send her this
Say “how could you forget this sweet cock?!”
>>768489611
It's me! Don't you remember?
>>768489841
Pussy joke most likely
I'm OP, what do I saw next?? Help me out fellas, this is your game, I'm just the messanger
>>768489841
Pussy you fucking dolt
>>768489893
This
You'll remember who I am when I'm filling you up in a few hours
>>768489841
A fupa newfag. Front Upper Pubic Area
>>768490009
Kys
>>768489753
Roll
>>768490074
Kek
Can’t wait for the response
>>768487753
“Hey, Mother’s Day made me think of you. How have you been?”
>>768490074
Nice
>>768490165
>>768490105
Nothing yet, most likely will get nothing.
>>768490224
may kek be with you my dewd
>>768490311
H E A V Y B R E A T H I N G
>>768487753
If my sexual options sank that low, I’d rather masturbate. Fucking hell, how bad do you look? Do you have an education?
>>768490419
Just keep it coming champ
>>768490384
Go for tits, OP.
>>768490384
Ask her for a nude, say you need to be reminded of how those beautiful tits look
>>768490009
you mean "Mons pubis" why would you call it the front butt?
>>768489920
if I am the dolt for not knowing that, you know that says about you for knowing what such a retarded phrase means
>>768490384
Remind her when you hooked up and ask if she was a repeat performance
>>768490464
This. Post her tits for us OP
>>768490384
Just come clean and tell her who you are.
>>768490384
Tell her it's Jake... from Statefarm?
>>768490559
>>768490384
Ok so think about the best sex you've ever had. That was me
>>768490559
Considering this one
>>768490509
Would prefer not to, I pussed out on keeping in touch after we hooked up once, big fail on my end but I live with it. Really don't think a round two is in my future.
>>768490501
What's a good way to word it or lead the convo. Don't think just straight up asking for tits will get me them but hey I got a second response I wasnt expecting so who know,
I'll wait for a few other ideas from the peanut gallery
>>768490726
praise kek that my dubs I gave earlier support the hunt for MILF tits
>>768487753
happy mothers day mama
and definitely not this beta pussy crap
>>768490120
>>768490801
This is probably the last straw. Don't think luck will strike twice.
Still a little surprised I got a more than neutral response to the dick pic
jesus this thread so far
>>768490726
Need them nudes my guy.
>>768490942
Happy Mothers Day
>>768490975
Pray and roll to kek lad >>768490930
I'm waitin
>>768490930
*holds breath* *unzips*
I have pics of you and now your daughter.
You need to send more pics, or they will all be exposed.
>>768491092
Nah, thats her niece I think. Don't wanna go with that angle because her boyfriend at the time was a highway patrolman. Not super high up but not sure if they are together anymore.
He was cucked I think, which is why we ended up hooking up/why she was looking for gang bang candidates
score a pic of those fat tittays
>>768491092
cool it incel...
>>768491202
Playing the waiting game /b/rother
Text >>768490930 is almost 10 minutes old at this point
Not really expecting a miracle
Any last words from you chuckle fucks? I will leave the text client and this thread open till it dies
>>768491474
Don't make me stroke to a memory. I know those fat titties are still glorious
>>768490477
kys
>>768491565
If nothing in 10 more mins I'll do it
If nothing then I think we'll wrap
>>768490477
>if I am the dolt for not knowing that, you know that says about you for knowing what such a retarded phrase means
no, he's right, unless you're 15, you've been living under a rock if you don't know that
>>768491706
Tell her you wanna make her cum, for mother’s day
>>768491757
Man ya'll wild. I just made the thread for fun, never heard the term front butt before but I immediately though pussy lol, how was that not obvious
>>768491928
*cum for her on Mother's day
>>768491928
Go with this
It's all yours today babe
>>768491928
Rolling for this
>>768492339
This we're out of commission, but now we wait
Any more is just excessive imo
Sick as fuck
>>768492450
Think*
>>768491943
no it was pretty obvious, I just thought it was a stupid thing to say and thought, "No one could be that retarded to even say that, it probably means something else"
>>768492450
I just hope you didn't use your main account for that
>>768492450
Hoping for a response!!!
>>768492606
Lol wut? boy im not new.
Got my VPN and a random generated number from a text app site (Textnow).
>>768492681
everyone makes mistakes
pic related
good to hear you know your doings anon
Yeah nothing. I'm thinking it's a wash lads.
Thanks for standing by though. Was fun while it lasted. At least we got some responses
>>768487753
I wanna make sweet love to her
Give her open mouth kisses and make her feel special
>>768492862
Yikes. I'm not even doing this on my main pc, little lap top/netbook is what I sent it from. Not that something this small even needs this much protection but hey you never know
Yeah nothing. Darn, was actually kind of hoping with that second response.
Have a good day /b/ros. thanks for playing
>>768491943
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>>768490009
>>768490078
>>768493429
Before I leave, I did find one pic of her
Thought I deleted them all, apparently not
Care to share her number, OP?
>>768493571
whats the story op ? how you guys hooked up ?
>>768493666
Requesting personal info, reported
>>768493571
That's a bad angle.
>>768493827
Will delete in a couple minutes
>>768487753
bring your daughter over, and I'll change you from MILF to GILF in about 9 months.
>>768493571
Your sheets are Fucking disgusting
>>768494003
Not OP, not the same woman in OP's pics lol
>>768493666
Did you get it?
>>768493827
Gentlemen.
>>768493571
Got damn them some big ol titties though.
>>768494038
>>768494003
Forgive him, he’s just another dumb fucking newfaggot
Just in time for summer...
>>768494062
Hope you got the screencap or copy paste, deleting next
>>768493666
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