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>>768487633
YOU DUN GOOFED
>>768487633
I was here when CP threads were standard on Saturdays.
>>768487633
Lol haven't seen this in forever.
You dun goofed!
>>768487633
now bugger off
Consequences etc Millhouse fbf loic
>>768487633
I'm 39 and have been here for 14 years....
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>>768487799
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>768487813
Millhouse will never be a meme.
>>768487633
Pools closed
calling the cyber police to report this
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>>768487692
You didn't lurk enough if you think it was only Saturdays
>>768487633
Zach Anner won that damn contest, Oprah. Not that Oprah clone you pushed forward that no one cared about.
"The drama is in the classroom!"
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I've backtraced everyone in this thread.
>OP is a candy-ass roody-poo
>>768487692
Same, and Gaia raids, constant longcat threads, milhouse, efg threads... I remember when puedo was a new bag thing and annoyed us, but I take that over the new face of today
A decade of /b/
> don't forget, you're here forever
>>768488050
o fuk is that candleja
>>768487955
Fuck she got ugly
Vicky.
I dont have a pic but it was a group of niggers acting tough
>>768487633
>you an
Prove you can conjugate!
>>768488093
Puddi not puedo, auto correct is shit
>>768488050
old fag right here and never saw that mem
>>768488058
Also, remember the Goodmorning America trolling? :)
>>768488161
Then you need more rope, that's clearly candleja-
>>768488092
>2011
>oldfag
>>768488097
t h i c c
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i herd u liek
You're*
>>768488140
I wanted to kill myself after i posted it
>>768487633
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Newfags cant triforce
>>768488234
filters are from 07 ya fukken dingbat
Over 9000
>>768488345
SHIT
Let me try again
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FLOOD DETECTED
It's called a USB line, I'll show you later
>>768488371
Fuck it
>>768488371
Newfags cant do it
>>768488310
Well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXe1CVOWB_8
pic related the phone call to the store
>>768487633
I hate anime
>>768488050
ITTY BITTY BOAT
>>768488389
> not getting it
>>768487633
Time for your glass of salty milk and old pennies, honey
The Grifter
>>768488487
>betterthanafleshlight.jpg
>>768487633
GET OFFF MY LAWN!
>>768488310
There's still time.
>>768488663
who changed my filenames
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>>768488674
This was the only funny thing in the movie.
>>768488345
Newfag detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsQFYceNZS8
>BOOM HEADSHOT
>how do i greentext?
>>768488884
Scary movie still suck
Salty milk and coins?
>>768487633
grifter, you must watch it.
DESUDESUDESU
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Show me more.
i purchased a cheeseburger for 89 cents once
If you drop a mattress into a swimming pool it'll take a crane to get it back out.
>>768489040
She has a great ass.
>>768487633
>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. āŽižek is loveā I say, āŽižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.
You know why they call it an xbox 360? Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>768489285
Especially with an ice cube in it.
I made a Hal Turner thread the other day and not a single anon knew who the hell he is.
>Hey Tom, do you like mudkips?
>Ask Tony if he can do a barrel roll.
>>768487633
this use to be newfag shit
>>768487633
Been here since late 07 I think. Don't really feel like proving it, but it was a few months before the dude with the 2 wolves howling at the moon posted his dick on here, and the misc and asked how his new shirt was. Then shift sales went crazy. Dudes on the misc freaked out more than /b/ of course
>>768489040
where is she now?
>>768488487
Shut up Vicky
>>768489332
You could feel her ecstasy and pain with each ice cube she inserted into her sweet ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0
>Back when saying "Chad" referred to this vid.
>>768488321
Only true oldfags know this. I have been here for 11 years, hardly ever post--just lurk and block about 85% threads (trap/cuck/pics you shouldn't share/trump or politics/furry/celeb/fb/inst/wwyd/cock rate/etc) on here. In other words, I see about 15 threads per day.
I miss the old, and I miss society not having a clue what a meme is.
this epic meme
>>768489621
"It's so cold"
>>768489702
Do I have potential?
OP is a faggot
there posting muddy dicks
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>>768490028
piglet rick motherfuckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
>>768488359
christ almighty is that really nearly 7 years ago i thought id only been on here 3 or 4 years fuck my goat guess its 10+ years.
pools closed
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>>768490122
I feel like I'm in a reunion but I somehow like and detest everyone at the same time.
Rip Lyl
Heres a meme someone made the first day captcha came in
> mfw i'm not a meme
>>768488447
I was one of the callers.
Good times
plz meme me k
> meemme
>>768488205
THIS. This shit happened just when I arrived in this shithole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S2nuZsBz8g
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>>768488453
Man, this thread is so cash
February 10th, 2008
You were there, or you weren't.
>>768490968
everyone was there
>>768491030
too soon though
the golden age of /b/
>>768489440
Is he still alive?
>>768491093
Kek
>>768487633
I know it's more recent, but this was the pinnacle achievement of /b/ in my opinion.
>>768490968
tbh for me it was more about being part of a group. I don't give a flying fuck about Scientology. never did
remember a time before trump?
>>768491213
I cried that day. Fucking waste
>>768487633
whatever happened to not4chan.org
>>768487633
>>768491363
nerve gas
give me 30
>>768489440
Hal fell into some controversy about 10 years ago. I can't remember what. I think he went to prison for terrorism or something like that. I can't remember. A lot of white nationalists turned on him in 2009ish, some time around then.
He's an idiot. Hope he's dead.
>>768488097
She's also in a wheelchair these days...
oh, pre-captcha
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>>768490978
ITT
>newfags stealing stuff to make it look like they're oldfags. But are really still newfags
OP is only true oldfag.
Today OP was not a faggot
>>768488354
I've been here since 08 and I remember those filters being a new thing at one point. They're not from 07
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>>768488087
clearly still a newfag
>>768488374
hahaha holy fuck that brings me back
>>768489702
yep
>>768489702
and
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>>768491133
when this means you're an old fag we are in a sad state of affairs
>FB/IG Fap Bread TEE HEE :)
faggots
>>768491664
>never ending story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf1WT8VEZxk
good taste, anon
>>768487633
I started beeing regular since Wrrrrrrr... mem.
When troll face, was green... good old times.
>>768491530
>this entire thread is just newfags googeling "old 4chan memes"
>>768491530
>ITT
>>newfags stealing stuff to make it look like they're oldfags. But are really still newfags
>OP is only true oldfag.
>Today OP was not a faggot
>>768488050
I never understood this. Why would people ever be afraid of can
>>768491831
Nope
>>768487633
prove i'm an oldfag, she had nudes
>>768489440
Welcome to the Hal Turner show!
>>768488359
i was there
>>768490948
>his fuckin face
>>768487633
FUCK YOU TEXAS
I witnessed the original
>has anyone ever gone as far as to want to do look more like
thread. Does that count?
fake and gay.
Not old but a nice throwback.
I was here when Milhouse became a meme
>>768491768
I'm pretty sure he actually means the atheists-can't-define-atheism spam poster that's been around a while now.
at first his autism was annoying, but now it's just kind of comfy. a fine place to relax away from the trap posters and other various faggots, while you build up your energy for the next loli thread
Whoevers wondering i have like 10 years of memes saved in my onedrive lol not googled.
Heil KC
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>>768492081
is milhouse a meme?
>>768487633
I'm amazed no one posted slowpoke.
>>768492081
That was back when people knew how to do a proper chain without some newfag fucking it up too.
>Dental plan.
>Lisa needs braces.
>>768492230
Sons, I am disappoint.
>>768492235
I did you fucking retard pedophile >>768491530
>>768491323
Weaponized Autism
Hellooooo, hellooooo
Been here for quite a few years..
The one thing that stuck with me as i was on /b/ at the time. . Where the dude strangled his gf
>>strangled gf with shoelaces
>>took longer than he thought it would
>>took pics as proof for /b/
>>left her there for her kid to find
>>said he would hero by cops
>>surrendered as soon as the cops found him
Top keks where had that day
>>768491450
kinky
>>768492081
wow you are really fucking new then
can you smell what the rock's cooking tonight,
>>768490948
0:23 he discovered his fetish for traps
>>768491530
OP is a newfag as well.
>>768492310
does anyone have those pics?
>>768492068
ahhh i contributed to that
>>768492310
who has the pics?
>>768492300
and dubs?! What ever happened to jizzus?
I don't remember the characters name but a guy drew a stick figure who always failed on a skateboard in .gif form. Threads were epic.
>>768491030
too soon.
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>>768487633
There was a thread long ago (5-10years) with some guy who broke into an abandoned house only to find a body in a very late stage of decomposition, anyone have the pictures that he posted saved?
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>>768492467
On an old phone I do
Is FBF the original Pepe?
>>768492300
that is fucked
Milhouse is not a meme is a meme.
>>768492228
Milhouse will never be a meme is a meme.
>>768492102
shmorky died man, not cool
Milhouse is not a meme.
Milhouse is not a meme is a meme.
Etc etc etc
>how to make crystals
>>768492631
that was the joke
>>768492661
Iām crescent fresh, bitch
Hi, my name is dan.
Image limit is cancer and m00t is a faggot
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>>768487633
I was here at the fappening
>>768492841
Hey, moot with shoe was the best lay I ever had
I've came from reddit in 2016 i'm oldfag too
>>768487633
I fucked your mom.
>>768492186
apparently he was trying to make the show again like a year ago but he gave up i guess.
>>768492251
that damn cat
cant post the original content cause ban but, the surgeon
It's not lupus
*Insert House.jpg here*
Did vicky love the salty milk? Hit me baby one more time.
The Room is a really good movie
>>768492977
Really damn, would have watched, miss bugging out on Newgrounds in 03-08
>>768489784
>implying that was a 4chan meme
it was from bodybuilding.com, most of the good shit came from either there or ED
>>768493020
That the one who made living dolls of kidnapped victims, I was just reading that stuff again the other week
>>768488205
first cancer of be on /b/ had been here to year before that shit came.
For some reason why when i think of old 4chan i think of someone reccomending to watch the poughkeepsie tapes and i watched it with my mate at his house and it was the most random fucking thing ive endured.
>>768493293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azbv2-PuPko
I made this shit at work. I was working at Game Crazy and we had a bunch of ipod touches sitting around and figured why not.
>>768492913
Back in 2006 I recall people were bragging about the good ol' days of mIRC and XCHAT and wanting proof then, too. The cycle continues forever from platform to platform.
>>768493020
I am the surgeon
I've had my jimmies rustled
>>768493516
My days of mirc were spent trying to befriend moderators so they could make me a mod. I was close on many occasions. I remember just wanting the power of booting people out. I remember joining big brother chatrooms and things got a little weird lol
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>>768492396
Let her sit on your face , leave a snail trail.
>>768487954
Calm down Jean
When was the last time there was a thread on /b/ where people actually did something besides ask for sauce or reply with a quib about good luck?
I seriously can't remember. I feel like it was about the same time the CIA hijacked Anonymous. Last thing I remember is using LOIC on some stupid government website of Iran. It was right around then that the "do it for the lulz" was replaced with an overwhelming amount of personal army requests and white knights.
>>768487955
her tits ain't t-bad
>>768493792
4chan is definitely not the same anymore. I rarely come on. Maybe at night on my phone if i think about it. Way to many weird porn threads. I dont remember there being as much is there is now
>>768491030
Where is the on with the Mexican gardener
