Lucky anons try to help with a good advice.
the only girl I know is my sister
>>768479169
i have
i'm gay
>>768479169
She swallowed a grenade and blimped out, morbid obesity isn't attractive.
I'm pretty antisocial, and my job leaves me not wanting to do much after work so i dont really meet many new people
>>768479169
i'm gay
>>768479169
Trying to keep my money
i never leave my house and have no desire to
>>768479583
>Trying to keep my money
This.
kinda have a crush on a girl and she possibly likes me back (kinda obvious when interacting with her also a friend of her symbolized it to me) but she has a boyfriend and also seems to like him (and enjoy their relationship)
>>768479169
I have no gf, cuz fuck a relationship and the bullshit that follows.
i don't socialize. how do i socialize?
>>768479694
This. I also like having a job than can support a family but having no actual family.
>buying all the toys
>putting 20% straight into retirement
I'm disabled
>>768479224
that's not a reason
Can't trust the bitch, too broke for white and too broke to reach out to anything else.
I'm looking for a specific type of girl.
>not obsessed with procreation and babies, it would be perfect if she is an antinatalist
>great taste in music, literature and art
>her own thing that she is dedicated to
> definitely not a feminist
> definitely not the "happy puppy type", she must be as autistic as possible
>>768479169
My wife would probably not approve if I had a gf.
Also lads,don't it ,I repeat,do not get married
cause girl generally think im weird
>>768480389
Yeah marriage is like financial and psychological suicide, I don't get how anyone ever falls for this meme.
To get back to OP,
I can't give up my personal space, I don't like to meet the gf's normie people and waste my time with them and it hinders me doing important shit. My longest relationship was 4+ years and just recently I tried again with a new girl, she instantly wanted to move into my apartment and I had to do dumb normie shit so I dropped her. Now after 3 months she's messaging me over FB again, probably wants the cock again. Tldr besides sex and some rare good moments gf's are a waste of time imo.
>>768480315
I fuckin hate people like you
>>768481159
Why, faggot?
I simply do not engage women, I can talk to girls but I just can't talk to them romantically.
>>768479169
because I don't care enough to go out and get one?
not that this belly makes that easy. really it's just too much effort. I feel the same way about making friends. you gotta put a lot of work in at first just to get to know the person. I'd rather be at the point where you're comfortable enough with the person where you can hang out and not look at or talk to each other for hours.
>>768479169
Because she's leaving me today.
>>768480315
you'll be searching very long in this case, if not infinitely
My wife says i cant have one.
I wear underwear that say hanes on them
dunno lol
>41 now
>wizard
>>768479169
Shy, socially awkward, fear of commitment, don't know how to talk to people, let alone girls blah blah blah
>>768481262
this
>>768481224
Unrealistic standards. Unless you're a 10 or really lucky, in which case congrats.
>>768479169
OP, help me, here are my reasons:
>>768479566
>>768480691
>>768481477
>>768479745
Buy nice clothes.
Find your wing man.
Go into the club.
Buy female a drink.
Start a casual talk.
Out of 100, at least 5 should pass.
?????
Profit.
##################################
Or,
Make yourself a goal to start casual conversation with 5 stranger per day. It doesn't have to be nothing too clever. Just random chit chat, 10 seconds of conversation is just fine. And it doesn't have to be a potential gf.
After a while, you'll notice the difference.
?????
Profit.
>>768479224
haha, me too
>>768481597
Tightie whities?
>>768481933
not that anon. but I hate socializing. small talk is like pulling teeth. how do people with so little to say speak so much?
>>768482008
I'll buy some
I am ugly, have trust issues from last gf and mild social anxiety. Also my job has me working hours that block me from most social situations.
JOIN THE INCEL REBELLION.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>768479169
am poor
On /b/
>>768479583
>>768479641
why do you believe having a gf would make you poor?
The actual reason you guys don’t have gf’s is because I have 4 gf’s who are exclusive with me. They don’t each don’t know about the others. And I’m not the only guy in the world who has more then one. As such, naturally there are going to be men left behind.
>>768479169
have this weird fear Kevin will target them out of some weird jealously
>>768479169
Despite being 6'0, in shape, financially solid, good looking and having "muh dick" I opt on not having one. I understand female attraction, why they behave the way they do and I've realized women and men see the world very, very differently and how women see the world makes them unstable and dangerous to date. They are manipulative liars on the whole and always want the next best thing.
I'm going to give them a pass. I've seen too much and a lot of research matches that the evolutionary theories of sexuality pretty well. I think they're all "like that" if given the chance. Plus I went from low level male to higher level and saw how women are. If you're an undesirable man they use the shit out of you and have less than no empathy for you. Their character is shit.
>>768479169
Just broke up with mine a few weeks ago. She wouldn't quit smoking heroin.
>>768482628
That could be a problem.
>because im single<
>>768479169
Too fat and ugly obviously.
Not making excusing like all these other fat and ugly people
>>768482957
Plus you have to ALWAYS hold a dominant persona around them and act a certain way or they will leave you or lose interest. If you aren't constantly leading them they'll cheat on your ass and leave in an instant. I've seen in and had too many do it to me. I've literally lost count. I can keep them around a long time now but it's a pain in the ass having to date someone I need to control like a child.
>>768479485
Hello me
>>768479169
My wife won't let me have one
>>768479169
>5'9
>brown eyes
>left handed
Why live?
Overweight and unmotivated to get a gf. I'm working and at Uni studying CS, I've better things to do (including getting back into shape).
>>768481159
Clearly because you want the same thing. How can you not
>>768481823
Called it
>>768482035
Because they're braindead
I have literal autism.
I'm literally autistic
I take a long time before I know if I like the girl or not but then I feel like I'm friendzoning myself and that gets into my head so I never make a move because I'm afraid she thinks of us as "just friends". Tried making a move earlier but I'm always wrong about the girls initially because they turn to someone I don't like after awhile once I know them better. I wish there was a way of knowing if you could become something more but start of as friends
Girls have cooties!
>>768483465
>>768483529
You two should date each other.
>>768480315
As some1 with a gf I must tell you this /b/ro;
The odds of findin the perfect bitch is real fucking hard. Me and my gf differ alot and I find that fairly good. Music is a perfect example, we both listen to different kinds of music, but we don't argue or whatnot with each other when one of us wants to play their tunes in the car. We just accept it and role with it.
Also, good luck finding someone out there fellow /b/ro
>>768479169
I'm probably not very good at being a boyfriend. I tried my best, but it wasn't good enough twice. these days I focus on my house and my scrap business. I think about trying the whole relationship thing again, but I have been alone so long that its never more than a quick daydream. I knew a girl who worked as a cashier at a local store I went too and my brother was sure she was hitting on me; I didn't notice, and even tho I think she is cute I don't have any inclination to make a move. dying alone doesn't bother me.
>>768483608
They're both from The Department of Redundancy Department.
>>768479169
started balding as fuck, 25 now, totally destroyed my confidence, waiting next year to have hair transplant and get back into the game better than ever
>>768479169
I'm gay af
>>768479169
Im too fucking fat. Its not that i dont go out or talk to girls. Its just that im not attractive at all, at least in my mind. Halp ?
I'm gay
>>768483687
I started going bald in my early 20's. I've found the more hair I lose, the more head I get.
>>768483686
>The Department of Redundancy Department.
Subtle
>>768483404
I don't... So no. I'm not an elitist dickhead anon.
The woman of my deams left me early last year...
I just have no interest now that I've lost her.
This is /b/. We don't need girlfriends because we all live with our mothers
>Fat piece shit
>Have no girl friends
>Friends either dont know girls or girls out of >my league
>>768483321
None of those things matter. Stop being insecure
>>768483321
Hey bb.
>>768483593
/thread
I am literally putting no effort into finding one
because I prefer chicks that don't talk back.
>>768479169
Girlfriend left me saying she dont love me no more
>>768479169
Been there, done that, moved on. Relationshits aren't worth the effort.
>>768483593
Johnny McAlphamale here: as a MAN who have date hundreds of girls, I would like to vehemently deny these allegations.
In fact you should date more girls.
PS: I'm a man.
I am unattractive, uncormfortable around women, and overall socially challenged.
Not even beginning about autism
>>768480707
Why do girl think this
Because I'm a fat, unemployed piece of shit who still lives with parents. I never had a job, and I barely know how to drive a fucking car. Im lazy, I smoke pot everyday, and I'm mostly anti-social. The only productive thing I'm doing to me is going to college full time.
>>768481159
If it's any consolation he will never find a girlfriend
>>768479169
I'm slightly insane and really, really don't want too much contact with other people.
I don't want the compromising and the responsibility necessary for a decent a relationship.
I tried that in my youth and I never felt good about it. I can't let anyone carry my madness like that - so I gave up.
Now I'm a silly weirdo living alone, and it suits me fine.
Pic unrelated.
>>768482957
People who call women FEMALES are hopeless autistics
I don't know. I hate the area I'm in, the people around me just don't interest me. I can talk and socialize but I just lack the motivation and interest.
>>768483951
>None of those things matter
"hello, I'm a midget of nigger descent with brain damage, would you date me?"
>>768479169
no job.
i live in my parent's flat.
Most of women around discusting me. the funny thiing is that i don't have unrealistic standars.
>>768484264
Thanks for the insight.
>>768482035
Because all communication between strangers start superficial, and as it progress the topics deepen - it's how people get to know each other.
It's basic social mechanics.
Pic unrelated.
I'm a vicious misanthrope and I can't tolerate other people in my spare time.
My ideal relationship would consist of one date quarterly, lasting no longer than six hours.
I don't think anyone will go for my offer.
>>768479485
This. Especially after a 10 hour shift, yo.
>>768483951
don't eat cheap bait dude.
I've been engaged twice and I'm 24, first was a 6 year and one was a 3 year relationship.
>I lack all empathy for other people
>people get real tired of that attitude after a while
I'm a pretty attractive person so if I wanted just sex the cards are always on the table. At this point I'm just good with being alone.
>>768484120
man, how much work did you put into this lame post?
>>768479169
OP you start
>>768484790
It worked, you replied.
I'm extremely fat.
>>768479485
same.. the monotony is somehow hard to deal with though
>>768484426
You can speak with someone you've never met before and skip the small talk.
>>768484830
Only to comment about the makeshift image. I'm assuming you put that together yourself. Just. For. This. Post.
>>768479651
same, just she doesn't have a bf and I haven't build up the courage yet to ask her out
>>768484830
you're really that pathetic and desperate for attention?
Here's another reply for you to rub one out over.
>>768484426
This.
People underestimate the importance of small talk
>>768485018
just do it nigger, the worse she can say is no. then you move on with life and then you die, in the longer run, it won't matter
Have schizophrenia, bipolar, mild austism, and anxiety. The good thing is I was raised by a great family so I’m currently working and going to school and spend most of my time exercising these days. Quit weed a while back too and don’t take any other drugs. I don’t have a gf because I’ve always felt like a monster so it’s hard to start convos with anyone but I know if I just work hard and stay consistent I’ll get through it. It helps that I work at it and am able to have convos with anyone(it’s just it’s hard for me to go for a girl, but I’ll fix this eventually). I’m work on my appearance so girls are always interacting with me wherever I go but and I’m able to flirt with them to a point. I just have a lot left to fix but I’m not really worried because I know as long as I work hard and focus on living my life and work towards being a doctor I know it’ll fix itself.
So basically I don’t have a girlfriend because despite my level headed ness I am unfortunately too moody right now for a relationship and have too much pain I must get over. Finding a gf isn’t really a priority since I’ve had sex with 10+ girls and it’s nothing special and I know a relationship at this point in my life is too hard. But one day I’ll be a real chad and that helps me relax and keep going.
>>768484956
Yes, some are comfortable with that.
Good for you, that you're such a mentally buff and cool guy that you can jump into any gathering with such perfect social versimilitude.
Unlike all them other rubes.
>>768485083
>I have explosive diarrhea
That would be a much more interesting conversation than "nice weather we're having". Granted, that relationship wouldn't last long, but it would be interesting to say the least.
>>768479169
Thought was straight, years of being treated like a bitch and a pussy, affected self esteem, never have courage to ask one out, lately just think I should been born girl, and now thinking I might be gay
>>768484998
Oh no! Efforts could have been made!
>>768485044
I'm actually not that poster - but you guys are too easy to rile.
>>768485018
don't ask her out, tell her you're taking her to dinner. Just assume if she's not avoiding you she's interested.
shit's easy when you stop being a bitch.
Got broken up with yesterday
>>768485193
I just don't enjoy small talk. You're speaking but you're not saying anything. People are too worried about not making waves or being pleasant when they first meet people.
>>768485244
lying sack of shit, you're just not man enough to own up to it.
>>768479169
Because I don't want to cheat on my wife.
>>768485244
>somebody replied to me
>they must be butthurt
I couldn't imagine having an actual conversation with you if it's always a competition like this
>>768485133
>but one day I'll be a real Chad
>autistic
>Chad
>thinking not having a female talk to you is because you don't want it to happen
>being this socially inept
I hope this is pasta.
>>768485318
Or it's just basic communication, to get to know someone. Calm down slick.
>>768485334
Owning up to what? Having fun on an anonymous image board filled with angry 12 year olds?
>>768485419
If it wasn't before, it is now
>>768479651
Ricky, its Jesse.
That's my girl.
>>768485394
You're missing the point - see how easy it is to rile the 4channers?
So little efford required. They're so ready to be angry about something, anything really.
>>768485481
There's a difference between small talk and actually getting to know someone.
I really enjoy my own time, I've never been one to be in day to day contact with my friends. There was this one time where I was with this girl, we hung out a lot like everyday. We weren't together, just real close friends but the tension was there. In the end she patched things up with her boyfriend and I decided not to be a beta orbiter, we don't talk as much now
>>768485562
Reading comprehension?
>>768485534
Who's riled?
>>768485334
I mean MAYBE that guy. But he's probably just trolling you.
cus not really handsome, kinda chubby(wouldn't call myself overweight tho), autism, bipolair, retarded personality, social awkward with girls, shut-in, shitty hair, likes anime(hates the community tho). guess the only thing thats good about me is my height
>>768485419
I talk to girls all the time, have fucked more than you have, have girl friends and a fucking social life. The problem here is you’re a fucking retard who’s unable to read
>>768485605
Anal contusions?
>>768485223
>That would be a much more interesting conversation
To each their own, Anon. To each their own.
>>768485612
That's possible, it's the only way to communicate on 4chan after all - to make no effort, to have no fun and to troll rather than talk.
I'm rolling with it.
Had a gf for about 5 and a half years then broke it off because she was fucking around, don’t know don’t care. I haven’t found the right bitch since. I have however found me 3 girls that I can basically fuck whenever I want. One is a chubby Asian girl that gives bomb head and likes to swallow my cum. The second is a Spanish girl that enjoys riding me to no end. The third is a Spanish/Black girl that wants me to fuck her all the time and she lets me anal her whenever I want. Life’s pretty good.
i'm in love with a friend who i work with, i asked her out about 4 and a half years ago and she rejected me but i still have to see her almost every day. i have been contemplating suicide for the past 3 years although a friend of mine keeps trying to talk me out of it. probably will sometime either this or next year
>>768485511
I played along with the charade. There doesn't seem to be a reason to change.
>>768485744
Because you got rejected? Holy shit. Try asking more than one girl out.
>>768485849
nah i'm good
Because I have a wife.
>>768485643
>10 girls
>the only "girls" you've had sex with is the 10 fingers you've named
You don't have anything you euphoric piece of trash. Even the way you say you'll "become a Chad". Who says that? Oh someone with pure autism and mild brain damage.
>>768484264
I get laid a lot. I just have a general disdain for women outside of sex. I have my opinion. Suck it up.
>>768479169
I don't want one any more
My life was a hell last time I had a gf, I've suffered a lot, I've had enough
I don't know what to talk about with girls so usually i have awkward breaks in conversation. Even just now. What do i do
>>768485105
I just don't how since we barely talk to eah other.
>>768486055
Make sure your zipper is unzipped so she has a reason to look at your package. Then you have the upper hand in the conversation. It's worked for me for years.
>>768479169
I'm grossly overweight, haven't had sex in 6 years, don't even know if I remember how to be intimate with somebody. Every girl I meet I end up frienzoning or never hearing from her again.
>>768479169
I'm an unemployed and uneducated dropout.
>>768485927
Does it bother you that someone with autism has fucked more women than you fucking retard? Think about how pathetic you must be if someone like me is able to work past his problems while you stay mad in your fucking cave. I use the word chad because I know who I am and where I am(4chan) I’ve accepted that and that’s why I’m able to move passed it dumbass.
>>768486055
just hit her up, say "hey we haven't seen/talked in awhile do you wanna catch a movie or something?" idk bro, just do it and ask if she declines then it's all good if you barely interact already
>>768479169
LOL "Lucky"
>>768479169
Most girls here are biatches. Flat out princesses, that even hit the online dating for dick when they have an "argument" with their husband or boyfriend.
The few good chicks are hard high maintance, wants house, childs, six week of foreign vacation, which cost lot.
Last month I was on a small party with some people knowing each other way back and one very nice woman was just freshly divorced. Some guy fly in from Australia to hit on this chick. This is bordering the absurd now.
I refuse to settle with some thot or broad.
>>768486140
i'm going to trie that out the next time I see her.
>>768479169
Because my girlfriend is getting married with some chad she met in high school 6 years ago. I went to her workplace to confront her about this, the only reply the cold-hearted bitch gave was "who the hell are you? I'm calling the police".
I don't know how to break this to Fluttershy, she was so looking forward to having a mom.
too busy doin heroin
>>768486204
There are ways to fix that you know....
>inb4: they terk er jerbs
>>768485274
this might come off as weird since we are both just 16.
>>768485927
>>768485927
Since you are clearly borderline retarded I’ll point out what makes me different. I have a great family and great upbringing and that makes all the difference. I have everything because of that. It’s what let’s me work through pretty much all my disabilities and let’s me tear pussy up.
>>768487004
lol
>>768486701
There ain't anything preventing me from getting a job besides laziness and a high school diploma, I've grown accustom to the easy life; I'm practically a neet at this point. If possible, I'd love to get my GED first.
i am a spartan, we live for humans, no for gf
>>768479169
Too much effort for too little payoff. Also the girls at my uni are cunts and in this shithole there literally are no other girls but those in uni.
>>768486228
>>768487004
Guessing you're the same person since you're tard raging. The only thing helping you work through your disabilities is living in the imaginary world you're currently in.
Tldr I was a football player at a d1 school and I'm 6'5. I pretty much got/get whatever I want I don't need to live in adventure land.
>>768486688
>>768487323
>height
>shitty school
That’s really what you all you have? I pity you ugly fucking retard. May your height and shitty school bring you happiness for the rest of your pathetic life
i cant find gf THAT IS A REASON ANON
>>768487340
love it, thats kekkin
I'm gay
>>768487866
fag
>>768487895
>>768479169
39 years-old and divorced
Fuck women.
>>768487492
>d1
>shit school
Good to know you're not only autistic but mentally retarded also.
>>768479169
there's more to life than chasing fucking females and listening to primal instinct that holds back the true potential of humanity instead of wasting it via decadence.
in other words i don't get care enough to get one there's more important things in the world to chase than my instinct like an animal and for me chasing my true potential, figuring it out and pushing my own boundaries and thoughts to my personal existence is my goal.
not pussy, pussy is a bonus and i have no problem socializing with females.
Im not a virgin either but these days i tend to ignore them for what most of them have become and focus on me.
If i really wanted a gf i wouldve got shit meaningless tattoos, snapchat, instagram and follow all the latest trends and pretend i know what im talking about for awhile then start being myself after a few weeks.
>tl;dr
all the effort and reasoning behind it is bullshit if you feel you're obliged to chase which most females think you should do.
>>768479169
I did, but then I saw her working at a brothel I was visiting. I paid her for 30min, fucked her without saying barely a word. Blocked her straight after.
>>768488538
Do what you enjoy, strive for what you want. You'll find a gf that follows the same path.
Not following trends is one thing, but don't be deluded into thinking it's the only way.
Because I married her, now she is my wife.
>>768479485
kinda me too
tough shifts in work, barely any social contact with the world besides close family, some friends and coworkers, the rest is dead
>>768489262
Dead chicks can’t say “no”.
>>768489102
more so just summing up the majority because the exceptional minority is what i would like to have but im not expecting it anytime soon.
>>768483321
>left handed
Wanna fight bro? I'll knock you out with my left hand, left is the right hand man.
>>768483347
Rock on man, you can do it LIFT FOR SWIFT!
>>768483529
>>768483465
I think its great that your honest about it, ill let you in on a little secret most women are also very very autistic. You /b/ros can do it.
>>768483593
Cooties>Herpes
>>768483687
Be careful /b/ro I have heard stories, do you listen to joe rogan? his take on balding is epic perhaps it might work for you.
I have a gf and we fuck like rabbits as well as go on really cool walks.
>>768489509
Pussy all feels the same anyway. You get a gf because you actually find value in spending time with them.
For the typical robot this concept seems bewildering, the fact that someone who is basically you but with a vagina, a different background, and wants you as much as you want her could exist at all is an impossibility
Until it happens
>>768479169
Because she broke up with me last night
Fear of being judged
Everything makes me feel inferior and hopeless
>>768479169
cuz i have a boyfriend
cuz im on that pimp level. I dont want to date a girl cuz then its alot of dedication to that one person so I just fuck with as many bitches that come around.
>>768490700
>Getting dubs
>Feeling inferior and hopeless
>implying I have f to begin with
>>768489769
guess i'll wait and see but focus on myself in the meantime i guess. Thanks for the little encouragement anon i don't expect anything though.
Because my best friends likes her and he ain't that good looking and I like to see him try to get her on a date.
He did try to ask her out thru text but she straight up ask who else was going.
I loled so hard when I saw his text.
He ended up inviting few other friends to go out so he can be with her.
be no job, no money.
be 5.3 feet 160cm.
be in thirties
be male
be asian
be awkward, nonsocial
because my dick is actually spit into two disproportionate halves about two thirds of the way up. It looks like a cactus and the doctors say that any surgical attempt to correct it could kill me as a very large amount of nerves have grown into this penile sub sect. The only benefit is that women who are into it seem to like the idea of using one dick for two holes at the same time.
Because I'm literally the goofiest nigga this side of the Mississippi. Fr tho I've been thinking a lot about ti recently and I think that I'm genuinely on the spectrum. And I'm a beta and kinda ugly. So like basically every reason why someone wouldn't have a gf. fuck im lonely
>>768490810
And I'm an astronaut
>>768485018
SAME
>>768489635
>Has a gf
>Actually knows shit
Nigga why are you on this board
Because I don't give fuck about being by myself.
I feed on pussy every 23 seasons on some Jeepers Creepers shit.
>>768479169
Its complicated
I have 2 gfs help
>>768479169
Because the last one I had was married and I told her husband and it all went to shit.
>>768479169
not even trying
>>768479169
Well i live in treiler. Its not bad but society laughs about it.
Not my fault someone burned down my house before few years.
>>768479169
Because I'm a boring shut-in.
>>768494094
I hate the social stigma against trailers, man. I'd totally live in one if it weren't pussy repellent.
because the last woman I made love to smelled like fuckin perm cream all the time
>>768479169
i have one but she's a dog.
Because I have no cool hobbies, am shy, socially awkward, I fear rejection, don`t know how to engage in a conversation, spend most of my time at my job which is basically the only thing I like doing the most and I am not really great looking either
I met my girlfriend at a party. Got her number but I didn’t text her for a couple days. She has told me like a hundred times how that drove her crazy and how it made her want me and wonder why I wasn’t texting her. I realized then and there that almost everything with women is some kind of mind game, whether it’s a game on you or her. So work that shit my man, mold their minds.
>>768495608
Look up fractination you dont need be good looking
Muscular
Rich
Make girl emotionaly attracted
Guess why fat ugly guys have hot girlfriends
Keep in mind, they don’t even know their playing mind games sometimes. It’s just natural to them. Always keep it in your mind that you are on top of things and running them. Never give up your power to her or you won’t get it back
>>768481159
>>768481420
>>768483651
>Its called baiting
>>768479169
Because I haven't found a girl who agrees to be my gf
I insulted her hobbies when we were starting to hang out. You want real advice?
Find out her hobbies and stay WAY the fuck away from them
>>768493337
Just chillin out on a sunday, smoked a joint feeling good. Might as well spread the vibe friendo.
small dick and obese
I'm doing something about the weight right now, not sure if this will boost my confidence enough tho
I mean, I had sex once
but we were drunk and I don't even really remember what happend exactly
I can't even think about having a gf right now, my body is disgusting
and even if I manage to lose that weight, I don't think I can please a woman with this small dick
>>768479169
I'd rather focus on trying to make myself better before trying to work something out with someone else. Not really in a good place financially or mentally.
>one night stands are sweet though.
>>768497169
Fuck bitches, get money nigga.
I have no interest in putting effort into a relationship until I am financially and mentally stable. Also I am socially retarded.
>>768481933
Clubs are fucking gay. Just spread ypur seed to everyone who swipes right on tinder and the first one to get knocked up wins (or loses)
>>768488292
lmao that guy is wicked gay bro you cucked and fuck him. can i see ur penis?
My dick isnt big enough to keep a girl around or interested romatically
Because my dick is too good for these one note hos.
>>768479169
im too insecure
I tried all kinds of therapists but nothing helps
I've even had 10/10 girls trying to get with me but I reject them out of fear
someone kill me
>>768479169
where the fuck do i begin
because most people are self conscious and judgmental
so they hate themselves, and assume that since you were together, you're just as shit of a person as they see themselves as.
>>768482733
It doesn’t make you poor but while your trying to build a future they are trying to build an instgram following which means she will most likely try to spend your money on some dumb shit. Women lack savings and live moment to moment and check to check but can fall back on a man to support them, meanwhile men don’t have the same luxury. Women won’t pay your way on a trip but want you to take them with you and the boys when you go somewhere. No thanks, bitch didn’t even like camping.
>>768498701
SAAAAAAME BRO
>>768479169
Pretty much the list is to fucking long on what Im looking for.
Because I'm 55 with a potbelly and grey hair. Aka not George Cloony.
6 day weeks at my wagecuck job.
I just run away from women or pretend not to notice when I think they might be into me.
>>768479169
because I'm married
>>768479169
I live in Michigan
sea is full of fat trash or hot trim that's batshit crazy
>>768500050
>>768479485
this is me
Im trying to get a gf,but she has anxiety and dep problems so now is not the moment,we like each other and do some kinky stuff together,but now is not the moment,for her and for me neither i guess
>>768500623
>>768479169
I can't really get exicited for anybody or anything.
>>768500623
If she has problems that means you should pass. You might think “oh well I have problems too” but men and women are different, a mans problems are his problems (excluding junkies) while a women’s problems are also your problems now matter how large or small.
Because I MIGHT be a 2.5-3/10 on a good day.
>>768500963
Thx for the advice,ill think about it,if in this summer i dont get her ill go on my own way (sry for bad english)
Because women just suck as people.
>but their bodies are delicious and their skin is soft and they let you put your penis inside their holes
because I'm still hung up on some bitch because I saw in her what she missed in me
>>768479169
1: Not into chicks all that much,
2: Married.
I'm an abusive person and I'd rather not fuck up another woman's life because I can't deal with my emotional reactions.
hentai
>>768479169
GAY.
2D>3D
>>768479224
That didn't stop your parents
>>768502215
I'm glad because I would never want to see you reproduce with some shitty, vague, cliche shit
>>768479169
in order
1: small dick
2: i dont want to risk a divorce, i dont want my children if i even have any to go through what i went through.
3: i dont want the bitch to get half if she one day decides to get fucked by someone else.
4: i dont make enough money to afford a cellphone or a car so i use public transportation.
5: im not good at talking to people, i have no interests and im a very boring person.
6: im a shut in i dont want to deal with people.
>>768479169
I've had a wife
I've had mistress too
I've lost count how many gf
Every single last one of them are cunts once your past the honeymoon stage
>>768479169
It's pretty fucking expensive
>>768479169
I'm an austism
>>768499485
enjoy virginity
>>768500963
sadly true.
Mostly cause I'm unmotivated and kinda fat
Also on probation for a while so can't drink, it's way easier to talk to girls with some alcohol in me
I'm a huge gay who just wants to suck a dick sometime in my life.
>>768479169
I've got a "friend" who steals each fking chick I try to get
I’m too much of an introvert. Not good at conversation. Chicks mystify me.
>>768479169
I'm antisocial and obese with very little free time and too used to being on my own. though by this time next year I should just be antisocial with very little free time and too used to being on my own.
>>768479169
I don't enjoy physical intimacy.
I don't enjoy living with other people.
I don't want the responsibility of a woman.
I enjoy being able to do what I like whenever I want to.
I like to keep the money I make.
I don't enjoy being falsely accused of rape or domestic abuse.
Look ,for me personally I could not think of much else worse than to have a girlfriend or wife.
>>768479169
Divorced twice.
>>768480807
Yes, Soo much this
>>768507732
you don't enjoy vagina?
>>768483192
This nigger speaks the truth.
>>768479169
I used to be fat and now that I'm skinny everyone tries their best to never forget that I was the fat kid and am still undeserving of love/sex.
>>768483651
I never wanted a perfect woman, just nice and good enough looking, hell I'd even settle for (prefer) a chubby girl who took care of herself and her things.
But I'm 34 and have never met a female who wasn't violent or mentally/emotionally abusive.
I don't have the legal ability to fight back ,so fuck being in a relationship, I'll keep my house and be alone, but not lonely.
>>768483700
You lucky mother fucker.
>>768484222
Holy shit cunt, are you me?
>>768507965
No, I was sexually assaulted by a female friend in 2003 and now I don't enjoy physical intimacy, I am still attracted to women,but I really don't like sex.
>>768479169
I'm lazy as shit and spend all my time studying or playing games to just drift through life until the next day in uni
recently i started to makeout with a girl that's friends with a friend of mine, we kinda dated for a month or two, but when she suggested something more serious i rejected it. I think im not ready for a serious relationship.
>>768507308
he's a total faggot, cut him out of your life and call him a fuckface
>>768508950
Just find a girl who is doing the same thing
>>768481689
spawn me some pussy
>>768479169
Cuz I'm an asexual fag
>>768485133
kys
>>768510584
you first. And post your corpse+timestamp as proof
>>768479169
My ex is controlling and she kinda scared every girl away while still informing everyone we are together
>>768479485
Likewise here...
>>768510732
ever heard of a restraining order?
>>768510795
She's like 17 (I am 18) I don't want be even more pathetic
I am a tactical genius so I flirt with everyone equally so she can't tell the difference
>>768510962
Well, then don't tie your hands behind your back and complain that you can't do anything
>>768479169
already have one
shes smol thicc and an aspie, basically perfect