Waifu Bread
Sperg cooldown edition
>>768477336
>being this new
Claimed.
I claim Elise from fire emblem fates
>>768477392
Alzheimer's making you forget to number your images until 2017
Someone give me a nation in WW2 to play in a game. Will update if people want.
>>768477502
>being this new
>>768477511
https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs
>>768477572
I'm tired. Cuddly pooch pic before I go to sleep pls.
>Inbefore being this tired
Claiming best girl.
>>768477511
Sweden.
>>768477664
>being this new
>>768477572
Ehh Soviets are a bit strong .
>>768477682
I can do this and go for something
>>768477700
You evil bastard.
best and cutest meguca
>>768477725
What game?
>>768477769
head
>>768477737
>being this new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nVsX_0gjtA
>>768477769
Can you explain to me why you'd waifu mami
I don't mean to roast or anything but she has like 2 episodes of screen time and she gets a horrible death
She is a minor character if anything
>>768477903
Stop posting rudes
![[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv_snapshot_04.49_[2017.05.28_18.57.32].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1526/218/1526218909325.jpg "[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv snapshot 04.49 [2017.05.28 18.57.32]")
>>768477905
Not his best sampling but great percussion and track nevertheless.
>>768477905
Is there such thing as post-lolicore
>>768477854
Some episodes of off the air are more strange then others, by the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPuYGMQcFhk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG7wLK4aAOE
>>768477903
Um actually I take offense to that.
>>768478203
Worlds greatest guitarist!
Momo is my one and only
>>768477829
HOI IV
>>768478262
Which is the strangest, I need all the strangeness I can get.
>>768477988
In the original timeline she is alive at the end fighting Walpurgis, her death is a result of Homura's magic, although it can be said that Sayaka made her wish because of this, so there's a trade off happening there.
She is a kind and caring leader who cared for each of the girls, even Homura, as her and Madoka watched over Homura until she made her first contract.
Even Kyouko respected her as a rival and didn't even appear in her territory until she found out she had died.
She has incredibly cute curls (as does Elise) and a pair of lovelies on her chest, also she loves cake and tea, and if I could, I would eat cake and tea with her every day.
>>768478504
I don't remeber but I'll find out
>>768478341
He was a more talented entertainer
>>768478465
Can you stop
>>768478618
I preferred the spinning gifs
>>768478531
What I mostly mean is she has no screen time even if she's alive in the "real" timeline, so barely any character build up
Though I guess those are fair points I was just curious
She does have cute curls, I completely agree on that
Oh and so does mami I guess
>>768478572
You think so?
>>768478729
Hair pie > lofi beep hop flop bop
>>768478471
Invade gb as sweden.
![[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv_snapshot_01.59_[2017.05.28_18.46.12].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1526/219/1526219799631.jpg "[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv snapshot 01.59 [2017.05.28 18.46.12]")
>>768478531
>her death is a result of Homura's magic
She did nothing wrong, original timeline Mami is a murderer.
>>768477988
She did get neglected in the series but there's plenty of canon manga and hopefully another movie to come.
Even with little screen time she is extremely impactful through the story and it's not like her death removed her from the series.
She also makes good cake.
>>768478504
Well, I do have an audio and visual assault video of a track I really like.
https://vimeo.com/36343749
I'll get back to you on the strangest off the air video.
>>768478798
Why are you still awake?
>>768478807
Yes Ma'am!
After I restore the kalmar union.
Turning fash takes too long
>>768478691
There are subtle nuances to be understood about her as a character, they imply she was very alone, and just trying to survive when she made her wish.
The way she was placed, like a kind of beacon, a pillar of strength that corralled all the other girls, they way she had been fighting alone before the other girls came, I have nothing but respect and love for her.
Also I want her to use cake magic until I have diabetus
>>768478919
I skipped sleeping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO11peSzdDg
>>768477905
Ily
>>768478676
And I don't want to post it anymore because of that one anon
>>768479150
It's better than the "best guitarist meme"
You shouldn't be discouraged just because of that, they're enjoying your gifs as much as you.
>>768478869
In the original timeline, she was never die
After Homura started fucking with shit, she became die
Homura made the shittiest attempt ever at saving her
Homura is a murderer
>>768478869
While I believe her character had a huge impact on the story, wouldn't you agree you'd choose a waifu based on how much you actually get to see of her
Maybe that's just me
That last part is pretty vital information
>>768479038
I don't think mami wants you to get diabetes
But alright thanks for the clarification, though I assume you get this question a lot
Not my kind of girl but I understand you respect her a lot
>A dizzy adorable Ritsu will never fall into your arms after spinning really fast on her chair
Why live?
>>768477342
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>768479084
Faggot don't ignore me
>>768479368
Idk man, when you put it like that the spinning seems a bit more innocent.
>>768479040
Oh, and if you want to give your ears an assault, listen to this with a good pair of headphones.
It's strangely mesmerizing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWhfZk1llUo
>>768479038
Ofc she was lonely and just trying to survive when she made her wish. She had to in order to survive the car accident that also killed her family.
IIRC Madoka killed her in the original timeline after Mami snapped realizing they had no chance against Walpurgis.
Homura a big qt.
>>768479307
Iunno, I feel like Mami has enough content to get a clear idea of her personality and story and be able to waifu.
Obviously I'd be happy if my waifu had a lot of canon material but then again, I don't have one.
>>768479040
Why?
>>768479051
I love myself aswell.
>>768479684
BAD ASMR BAD ASMR
>>768479909
hahaha
>>768479204
eh, the "best guitarist" thing was just a bad attempt at being funny. Same deal with Ritsu being Haruhi because they both wear a yellow headband
The other anon kept speeding gifs up which I only found very mildly funny the first time.
>>768479368
Yeah, fall into my arms.
>>768479968
Why did you skipped sleeping?
>>768479709
Alright, she does get a fuck ton of art and stuff, more than Elise. So you're probably right
Why don't you have a waifu? Yet you started posting here for some reason
>>768480078
Well I needed to hide the trapdoor
>>768479968
Very bad asmr :(
*Hug*
>>768479968
Eh. I really enjoy it.
You could also pick up on clown-core.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27k7w0tRUM4
I'm horny I wish Shizuru was here...
>>768480259
Or go down the road of aphex twin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBS4Gi1y_nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO2IINDm_A0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-9UvrLyj3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRuIRL3CJEk
So many things to choose from.
>>768480123
Because I'm interested in waifusim and it's intricacies despite not being able to commit into a 2D character myself.
I've also met nice people here and found new interests.
Idk how much canon material Elise has but I assume a lot being in jrpg and all, sadly the amount of fanart a character gets does not scale directly from that.
>>768480322
>There was a, now deleted, compliation on youtube called something like "The Random Life" waaaayyy back in 2008 that was comprised of a bunch of surreal Gifs that had been lifted from Something Awful and set to the weirdest music I've ever heard. For the first time in ten years... I've got the feeling it gave me.
I can relate to this comment, it kinda feels like I have an empty hole in my body where weird "old internet" is supposed to be and this is filling it
Oh fug Uk heard I was talking shit.
>>768480607
Wish granted go kill dogs like you usually do when you need to jack it.
>>768480990
Good, good.
>>768480675
Alright I've never heard that, how interesting can a few weeks be lmao
There are quite a bit of nice people here I agree, I've met a lot of good friends via this thread
Well it's not really a jrpg it's more like TBS but I get what you mean
The official art is the best, especially when FEH releases some, it's all the game is good for, more art
>>768480259
Am I supposed to understand what that means?
>>768480665
>>768480322
What albums should I listen to from Aphex Twin/CLownC0re?
>>768481197
Hrmpf, now there's a difficult question.
I tend to mostly not listen to albums and only tracks that I like.
Hold on.
>>768481188
No because that's the first step to finding out what's behind the trapdoor
>>768481041
Shizu-cute you don't actually believe that do you?
>>768479709
But why wouldn't Homura save her?
After going through the timeline several times, wouldn't she have known that Mami wouldn't let her into the labyrinth?
She could easily have shown up just a little earlier to take out Charlotte, or shown up just a little later and support Mami during the fight.
At least offer to assist, instead of trying to control the situation, she should have known Mami was a strong leader type and not likely to back down on command.
Ultimately showing that she was still too timid to speak without getting cut off, failing to even warn about Charlotte, and in the end, bringing about her death.
And then never fixing it.
>>768481188
Are you aware you were being claimed as part of the shitposting "trinity"?
>>768481293
I am unexpectedly finding you far more confusing.
I'll let you have your fun.
>>768481293
Clown core only has 2 albums from what I know, one called Clown core and the other Toilet. Scanned them, toilet has more stuff that closely relates to the track I just sent you.
Aphex twin... hrmmm.
His most well-known album is Drukqs. A constant swap between him going funky with his equipment and acoustic music.
To be fair though, I'm a complete fanboy of him so really any album suffices.
>>768481404
I have no clue what are you reffering to.
I'm too tired for this shit called life.
>>768481519
Is it like, a visual album? do all the tracks have trippy music videos I should be watching as well?
Poor batman
>>768481854
The toilet album has some interesting music videos.
Only a few tracks of aphex twin ever got an official music video, but there's plenty of fan-made stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f4clXg9n-U
>>768481407
FBI agents spend their whole lives chasing other men's dreams instead of chasing their own
>>768481187
>all the game is good for
You don't like it? I was under the impression it was good since I have a couple friends that like it, but I know jackshit about it which is why I called it a jrpg.
>>768481401
You have a good point, it's been a while since I watched it so it'll be hard to argue. I guess it happened like it did for the sake of the plot?
Maybe butterfly effect made each timeline too different to be able to just repeat it til perfection. There's also her bias for Madoka.
>>768481811
Kill yourself then.
>>768481557
Mai and moo loo were all uppity the last few threads trying to flame me. Mostly moo loo. Regardless, fairly sure he was trying to play it off like you were one of the shitposters.
https://archived.moe/b/thread/768464784/#q768466009
https://archived.moe/b/thread/768464784/#q768466332
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>768481811
Then take as many as you can with you as you die.
>>768481967
Well which tracks from the toilet EP have music videos?
>>768482278
I didn't do shit I was just arguing about trans people and called you buffalo boy
>>768481854
On visual things though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dqu4hel8lY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntc4l-poovo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aCWPEEg0FI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2VMWR8xlls
>>768482430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT7x1NvGf5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frZAL0YRDJ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUNC1Hnq73c
Not that much happening.
>>768482278
I thought you're going to ask me to pore through the archive, but you linked the exact posts.
Well, this is fairly something weird and unconventional, never heard of that before. All I can say is that it depresses me greatly.
Bismarck
is
C U T E S T
i'm getting to o tired to type so I'm going to make some earl grey tea good back everybody
>>768482642
>>768482633
Ok I'm gonna listen to the album and watch these music videos in place of their respectful tracks, thanks you for all the reccs I'll be saving all these links somewhere
>>768482886
Hope you enjoy them.
I left one joke in one of the links by the way.
Goodnight.
>>768482886
Good back?
>>768482160
The fire emblem app is super watered down
No hit or crit chances or impactful class system
It's just a waifu card simulator
>>768482966
Sleep well
>>768483677
Meant goodnight to him.
I'm still here.
>>768483710
Oh. Whoops
>>768483752
I am bummed out I forgot to link him a great visual artist though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxPyN6IK1tM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2YdJy0w66Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGl82UpQai8
>>768483453
>super watered down
Sounds about right.
My phone was too bloated, had to delete it, but I wasn't sad, cause I never even got the majority of the characters I wanted.
>>768484036
delet this
I'm still here I just made tea don't know where you got the idea I was going to bed.
>>768484117
Hm?
>>768484203
Oh, well >>768483936
>>768484203
Good back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp0AHQooVSY
moring
>>768485060
Morning cute
>>768484228
I'll probably spend the whole day watching this stuff because I'm to tired to do anything else
>that woman with the claws unboxing the human hands in that off the air episode
I know that feel
>>768484418
welcome to morning
>>768484077
yeah instead of shitting out FEH content I wish they'd give us informtaion about FE16 already
>>768485673
cute
>>768485745
thanks!
>>768486355
Why havent you killed yourself yet you autistic fuck
>>768487043
I'm too busy triggering spergs like you.
>>768487111
More like having an autistic fit because people dont like you
>>768487248
Nahhh everyone loves me. Except the people that don't.
>>768487289
Which is everyone
Birb
>>768487383
Is this the broken shell that is left from what was once called mi liu?
>>768487383
Oh come now. No need to be so salty. Try a different flavor once in a while. It might help bolster your friend count.
>>768487289
I love you <3 <3 <3
>>768487867
Oh please, didn't mean to trigger your anger issues, Mister Shizuru
>>768487773
Guess again newfag
>>768487867
You might gain a higher friendcount if you had the balls to come to theyellowflag like your fellow waifufags. But wahh spammers will never run me off
Is the holy trinity back at it again?
>holy trinity
>only two parties
What did he mean by this?
>>768488016
Fuck guess I can't get friends, because I'm banned.
Tfw you got fucked
>>768488075
Waifu posting is srsbsns right shizuru?
just testing something
>>768488175
No one is banned at the moment mi liu, but no one likes you so dont come back
>>768488075
please be kind to my friend!
>he doesn't get the meme
Newfags out of my Elitist thread.
>>768488180
Yeah, if I was Slavezuru
>>768488316
I didnt mean specifically you. Shizuru just foams at the mouth when someone disturbs his hugbox
>>768488109
Only one party
>>768485499
You're in for a fun time them.
Often strange, but fun.
>>768488419
hello! what is hugbox?
I gave my mom my dirty laundry to wash for mother's day
I forgot, Rem claimed
>>768488722
hello Rem <3 are you well?
>>768488722
Rem a cute
>>768488878
How come you said hi to Rem and not me?
>>768488722
Das a Rem!
Also, Slavezuru, don't pretend you know who is behind anon goofing on you. I like just woke up.
>>768488985
hello! I do not know you but I know Rem. I am sorry ;~;
>>768489019
please don't bully my friend <3
>>768488985
Because you didn't buy him enough games.
>>768488985
Ill say hi to your mom
-nev
>>768489057
I'm Shizuru's girlfriend, hi!
>>768489064
Oh I'm not a gamer, I enjoy watching Shizuru play though.
>>768489201
Not a new IP
My mom says hi too
>>768489314
hello, shizuru's girlfriend! are you well today?
>>768489314
Shizuru would date bloodchan
>>768489410
I'm happy because I have my Shizuru <3
He's sleeping now so I'm kinda bored... How are you?
>>768489493
Why?
>>768489521
I see. you are Sono, yes?
>>768489521
Get on discord you silly
>>768489684
I'm in my ma's house atm
>>768489716
I see! Sono said that he was male. are you now transitioning? that is very brave!
>>768489829
I'm male, I'm not transitioning! But the people who do are brave for doing it
>>768488878
I'm tired, but I have me a nice cold soda.
What about you? And give me a serious answer.
>>768488893
Indeed she is.
>>768488991
Das a birb!
>>768489926
I see. then why did you say that you are his girlfriend? I am confused now.
>>768489948
I'm doing my best today! cold soda sounds very nice.
>>768488231
Lemme get in what's the invite lmao im bored as fuck because my mom comandeered my laptop to play Wizard101
>>768488016
>theyellowflag
I don't know what that is. I'll assume that's a discord server or something. I don't do those.
>>768487987
What in that post was angry? lol
>>768487959
Well that's nice of you. Is this Love? If so, hello.
>>768490023
Just trolling him for fun :p
>>768490230
hello, yes it is <3
>>768490230
>bullying someone with no friends to help him
Also "count" is one letter away fron "cunt"
>>768490230
Yeah fuck discord servers, I ERP with my owner on Telegram like you!
>>768490023
>why did you say that
That's sono you're speaking, just so you know. Assume everything he says is a lie.
>>768490253
How are you doing?
>>768490518
Wow there you go again, bullying poor kids with disablities. Fucking pos.
>>768490518
>to retarded to work discord
>Ill just pretend to be too cool for it
>>768490361
this is how memes die
just throw useless text on it and without context its not funny in the slightest
>>768491018
It's also pretty stupid if it's supposed to be an insult.
He'd be effectively getting rid of his anger issues by killing it.
>>768491018
Okay, Slavezuru. Stay mad.
Morning /waifu/, how are all of you doing?
>>768491139
dude epic meme, get trolled by the holy trinity
>>768491145
not him retard
Where did Love-chan go?
Who wants to be my ERP buddy/circlejerk slave?
>>768491139
Maybe your just stupid? It's sarcastic. It's saying that him not having anger issues by saying that you're not mad is absurd.
>>768489948
hehe cute!
What is ''The Yellow Flag'' ?
Never heard of it.
>>768491139
Yeah, and they've got like a dozen equally nonsense pictures. This is easily one of the lamest attempts at flaming me in a while. At least when eyebrows was trying to flame me he made some manner of sense about it, as stupid as that sense was.
>>768491391
Be nice to Sayori, his mental thought processes aren't normal..
>>768491538
Eh, indeed lackluster to say the least.
You already know the tactics of dealing with trolls so carry on.
>>768491538
idk man you got trolled pretty epik style
>>768491538
S-Stop insulting me guise ;_;
>>768491505
Takes one to know one~
>>768491594
>>768491391
>>768491139
Cease
Well, i'm going to try and catch a nap. See you all later.
>>768491538
>im not mad guize!
>acts in an angry demeanor
>people meme that he has anger issues
>he geta even more mad
>haha im not mad idk what you mean!
>meanwhile beats his dog to death thinking it was Sono
>>768491656
Sayori, shut the fuck up. Newfags aren't allowed to have opinions. Only Elitists in the Holy Trinity are. Elitists like me. Shizuru isn't Elitist at all, he is a manservant of a gay autistic savant.
My dick isn't the only thing blocking Sayori from breathing.
>>768491858
Sleep tight cute
>>768491858
Have a good nap cute
>>768491858
Goodnight.
>>768491873
Bhahahahaha.
>>768491858
Ragequit
>>768491965
Stay mad, little one. How long has it been since you said you would kill yourself? Almost half a year? Imagine being this much of a pussy.
/waifu/ is for us Elitist Chads, not the virgin newfags.
buy more women's clothing
>>768492105
Oh man.
I haven't laughed this hard since yesterday.
>>768492105
sureeeeeeee
>>768492250
Go run your car into a bridge embankment
>>768492292
What did he mean by this. Stay mad newfag.
>>768492250
Take a look in the mirror, you'll have yourself a big chuckle. But then again you're an irrelevant newfag. I've almost 3 years in service.
>>768492378
He's trying to suicide bomb a castle.
>>768492452
Why are you wasting your time on me then?
>>768492452
Nah dis Birb nerd. Elitist my ass haha, who tf do you think you are
>>768492503
Because I'm bored and don't have access to my computer currently. You are my entertainment, Slaveyori. Be grateful.
>>768492545
Fuck off newfag. You aren't the real Birb. I've been here for like 3 years. I'm the oldest of the old. Since December 2015 have I posted in /waifu/ threads when our Creator, Sachi, made the first /waifu/ thread ever. He saw all the newfags and his great mind was lost along the way, sadly.
>>768492723
I find you hilarious, I sense an innate sense of sarcasm in your words. I have no use for you, neither does anyone else here. Have a great day :) Take this L
>>768493124
Imagine having such a retarded opinion. Are you trying to suck up to people like Shizuru and Syndra? Protip: Gine got flame for that and Ul got cucked by Syndra. Kissing ass is the way to get nowhere in these threads.
>I have no use for you
>>768491691
cute
>>768493403
I am not sticking up for anyone silly. I spread positivity to those who need it. I know both situations involving Gine and Ul. I don't need someone to assume what I am meaning in my words. Whether anyone is a newfag or an elitist I see no difference beside attitude.
>>768493609
Takes one to know one~
Anyways I am off to celebrate Mother's Day with my family. Peace
>>768494067
Have fun cute~
>many cutes are spending their day with their moms
Bump
>>768494067
Lol you should have seen the dirty laundry I gave to my mom today, good luck!
Epik meme killed thread
Trolled by the holy trinity xD
>>768495395
Indeed
>>768495395
I'm still here but many people I don't know so I'm just lurking
>>768495734
Well if you need someone to keep you company, Discord: Birb#6592
>>768496192
Nah I got people, I just like posting on thread
does anyone wanna buy me some games?
I wont ignore you
buy more women's clothing
>tfw Chen wont use me
>>768493812
Go suck Slavezuru's dick.
>>768496256
Alright cute~
>>768496508
Why?
Does this count technically?
>>768496445
No u
>>768496587
I like posting on thread while playing games with friends
It's a good waste of time while nothing is happening, so is lurking
>>768496792
Actually fucking cute tbh who is she.
>>768496792
Careful now, remember this you won't be able to take hot shower/bath with your waifu
>>768496817
It is indeed fun to do. I ate too much hehe
>>768496528
Do you have a family to even go to, or did they kick you out of the house and that is why you spend all your time as a lurking "elitist"
>>768497329
Actually I'm making my mom a pizza for Mother's day.
Watch out, I may actually make you look like a piece of shit.
>>768497408
Do it, show me what dirt the elitist have on me
>>768497479
I never said I had dirt on you, sport.
I was just saying that I'm making you look bad by having a good answer to your attacks
>>768497056
Ranma in female form
>>768497087
Cold showers are best anyways
>>768497479
can you explain to me who the elitists are and why "elitist" is used as an insult?
>>768498056
Kinda offset by all the sperging
>>768498056
I am alright with that, I have friends in your inner circles. Regardless chap this newfag is one you may need to take a step back from. Maybe I got these friends because I am so nice, maybe you should try not to be so full of yourself and what you will find will amaze you. I am just saying that if you want to continue being cocky, watch your back because those who you least expect may double cross you. We can start from the top, how are you?
>>768498184
Discord: Birb#6592
>>768498552
you have bad timing
>>768498230
Whatever do you mean? Us Elitists always keep the calmest of demeanors, friend.
I was smiling when I wrote that :^)
>>768498508
So full of myself? If you say so, can't argue with that logic.
But opinions are like asses, everyone's got one and they are all full of shit.
