Pitbull ylyl
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Pitbull ylyl
>>768478441
ROFL XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNozxeXKld0
>>768476226
what's your obsession with these dogs about? this is like the third day in a row
>>768478874
Seems like a reborn meme target
>>768476226
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>768479126
Go away.
>>768479519
Sunni muslims are the worst, and Sweden loves them.
>>768478841
Disliked faggot
>>768478841
lol fuck you.
Underrated greentext.
Bump you fags.
>>768476226
fuck you
Well /b/?
>>768479126
FUCK MY ASS AND CALL ME OBAMA, I HAVE TRUE TOTALLY NOT MADE UP STORY COMING UP FASTER THAN MY UNCLE CUMS IN MY ASS
>BE ME
>17
>DAD AND I ARE IN LIVING ROOM
>MY 5 YEAR OLD SISTER COMES HOME
>SAYS SHES DATING SOMEONE
>30 YEAR OLD NIGGER COMES IN
>PROCEEDS TO FUCK HER ON THE TABLE
>DAD SAYS "He's going to leave her in about a week, don't worry"
>ONE WEEK LATER
>THE OOGA BOOGA TAKES SHIT FROM THE HOUSE AND RUNS
>SISTER BRUTALLY FUCKED AND DYING OF AIDS, CRYING
>FUCKING LAUGH AT HER AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE
>MFW MY DAD PREDICTS THAT THE NIGNOG WILL RAPE AND LEAVE HER
>MFW MY SISTER DOESNT MARRY THE FIRST PERSON SHE DATES
>MFW SHES DYING
>>768483258
I got an even better one m8
>walk into a bar
>see a midget playing wonders on a piano in the corner
>go chat up the bartender
>ask him where he came across this less than short piano player.
>bartender says he wished for him in his wishing well out back
>tell him I don't believe him
>he takes me out back to the wishing well
>he tells me to toss in a coin, i do
>I then shout out "I WISH FOR A MILLION BUCKS!"
>I stand there waiting
>ten seconds later a huge swarm of ducks dive bomb me and the bartender
>when the ducks had dispersed, i shouted at the bartender "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!! I WISHED FOR A MILLION BUCKS NOT A MILLION DUCKS!"
>the bartender looks at me and says "well. what the fuck do you think i wished for, a twelve inched peanist?
>>768483076
you forgot apachi attack helicopters, and kekgender
>>768476226
https://youtu.be/C6nR8QOiz4M
>>768483076
I don't identify as a male anymore, becouse male's are being opressed by society.
So from now on I'm a Nazi civil war atack helicopter with the Will of fire Between 1 and 3 knots southward.
>>768483076
HOW DARE YOU? YOU KNOW THAT I IDENTIFY AS AN ASROCK AB350-HDV MOTHERBOARD YOU PIG!!!!!
>>768483572
ok lost on that one
>>768482640
Umm, what the fuck is “LifeSiteNews”?
>>768483076
all that heresy
>>768484982
Must be an evil nazi website. Don't go there!
>>768483076
This needs to be purged with fire.
>>768483076
will of fire lol
>>768484345
Enjoy being a brick within a year.
>>768486476
Fuck you. Gonna make me go to hell.
>>768486704
Pretty funny. I want some of those.
>>768486704
Is that like coin collecting?
>>768486906
No.
Coins have value, communism does not.
>>768486849
I have... so many questions
>>768483572
Got me. And it's pianist btw
>>768480931
Smirked a bit
>>768482285
Need hentai of this girl
>>768486763
The new Air Jordans logo looking sick
>>768487483
I want a dashy shirt.
>>768479126
>>768487424
> Niggers own pitbulls
> seeing any problem with this
>>768486802
>>768487712
I love it when tiny dogs are trying to scare you, then get confused when you ignore them entirely.
>>768487487
Yep hell awaits me.
>>768484982
It's a fake news site run by a russian on his phone while he stands in a 12 hour bread line.
>>768478441
Fucking tardi.
>>768487994
Putin made me start smoking at 25 yo. I was doing so fine until he hacked my brain.
>>768487523
>>768487523
Faggot
>>768488384
I don't get it. Is this british humor?
>>768478841
trumpfaghet
>>768488450
It's an LOTR reference
>>768488638
Not everyone has seen that movie
>>768488450
https://youtu.be/qrQVFZx7XX4
>>768488384
shirelogging smoothly
>>768488496
Fogghit
>>768488450
It's an oldfag meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrQVFZx7XX4
>>768488450
Also watch this gem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY
>>768488313
>authoritarian humor
>>768488450
Lord of the rings reference
>>768488678
Only fuckin retard cave dwellers have not seen Lord of the rings
>>768487666
The fuck is this?
Normie
>>768488761
fuuuughert
>>768479519
Sunnis are all imbred
>>768480931
kek
>>768482285
lost
>>768489149
that's not very nice
>>768487118
just like your whore mother
>>768489156
Why? I've seen the first didn't like it and never watched the rest
>>768488858
wauw, that was fucking stupid.
>>768486849
>gettyimages
they had to pay people to do this shit
who the hell do they think is gonna buy that image
>>768478841
Fuck
Tripping hard on acid and this thread took me on an adventure, thank you all
>>768489149
Fake
>>768491622
Checked
>>768489156
>Only fuckin retard cave dwellers have not seen Lord of the rings
OK sir fidora. I remember what a big deal it was for the nerds when it came out. But it's less relevant now and I bet most 20 year old haven't seen it. Hows the new avenger man movie?
>>768479126
LOL
>>768487523
It's mother's day my dood
>>768488679
who's the one on the left?
>>768492618
>Update
Huma Abedin -- married to Anthony Wiener.
>>768489809
lost
>>768486844
Pretty gud>>768486849
>>768491401
how do you fake that tho
>>768476226
if the kid was asiatic it would be reversed
>>768494113
>>768481698
Well holy shit. I always was on the side of "take away guns cause we're cucked either way" but that actually makes a lot of sense and changed my mind. Maybe we shouldn't ban guns arbitrarily. Not being sarcastic either, just never thought of it that way before. Thanks /b/ros!
>>768483258
Mfw you don't know how to use >mfw
>>768480871
underrated because nobody wants to make their friends read that shit font
>>768486704
I honestly can't tell if it's retarded leftists behind this, or clever capitalists having a go at Marx
>>768494512
I used to use this pic on chat roulette, no one knew who it was. Thought I was Jus some hipster. Got a few tits
>>768487523
fag
>>768487523
Kys
>>768489269
That is wonderful
>>768492976
Fuck Johnson. You know it's illegal to show that in public
>>768486844
lost
>>768495014
>honoring a communist by printing worthless money
You assume they saw the irony. But it does seem to be earnest. Makes me wonder
>>768494113
Cash
Lasers
>>768497135
what is this
>>768490339
I'm right there with you.
It's over-rated as fuck.
2 "grand" wizards get in a "fight" and all that happens is 1 tries to bitch out before the fight starts, the other one closes about 30 doors to stop him, and then they shake their sticks at each other and fall down a lot.
Disregarding the fact that later in the same movie 1 of the wizards literally makes a mountain fall on the others. Where was that when you were closing doors and falling down a lot?
It's a bad movie and not worth the praise that it gets in the slightest .
>>768476226
Oh look, another thread of ignorant retards. If you're deluded enough to believe this then you should walk into the ocean.
