I am balls deep into ancient astrology. AMA
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I am balls deep into ancient astrology. AMA
>>768467162
Why would anyone waste time with that?
>>768467194
Well I saw that it's accurate and I can guess signs pretty well. I can look into your future years based on your birth chart.
>>768467298
You are delusional.
Seek help.
And look up what is confirmation bias, in the meantime.
>>768467162
look up my future faggot.
I am a Sagittarius
What is ancient astrology? Where does it originate from? How does it relate to its modern counterpart?
>>768467162
did your horoscope say some people would call you a faggot today?
faggot
>>768467850
I mean he is OP, so he must be a faggot.
>>768467806
The modern counterpart is a scam
It originated from Babylon many might say. It really originated from the graeco-mesopotamian priesthood.
>>768467611
Next year is a lucky year, Jupiter runs through Sagittarius.
>>768467927
Any documentaries or articles that you can recommend?
>>768468038
>>768467927
Also you didn't really say what it is. So what is it and how is it useful?
>>768467959
well, I guess thats good for all the rest of the Sagittarius.
I will be dead in two months.
>>768468038
I recommend Vettius Valens "Anthologies" and articles from Astrology-X-Files
>>768468128
That's not a good time to die really. You might wanna consult a priest or anything that helps spiritually before you become insane. Jupiter in Scorpio is really not too beneficial for Sagittarians
>>768468110
It's basically a clockwork for earthly and spiritual matters.
It is useful in the sense that Jupiter controls politics, economics and culture. Your friends are probably of a compatible moon sign i.e. It is really helpful in understanding the world and your environment.
>>768468270
lmao.
Yeah, I'll worry about that after I am dead. Thanks anyways.
My bday is 22nd Nov. Am I Saggytits or Scorpio? Seems to vary depending where I look
>>768468409
You don't want to become trapped in your own insanity after you're dead. It may take a while to enter a different dimension or to reincarnate, chances are you'll be hovering around places for about several decades with no peace of mind.
>>768468625
You are a Scorpio. Fixed signs dominate all other signs.
>>768468701
Cheers anon
>>768467162
can you do a reading for me please? sept 5 1985, 4:02PM, 37° 40' 7.7484'' N and 122° 4' 50.8620'' W. thank you!
>>768468895
I'll work on that
>>768468895
Use this chart
You still here op?
I'm interested. I got a tarot reading not that long ago. I'm not retarded, I understand cold reading ect but some shit was spooky.
Can you tell me anything?
I'm a Leo, strong connections to symbolism and spirituality. <3
>>768469345
>Ascendant Capricorn: Attractive Male, good chances of masculine facial bone structure, autistic chad
>Sun, Part of Fortune and Eros in 9th: Natural leadership qualities
>Mercury, Ceres, Mars and Venus in 8th:
Higher intelligence, investigative skills, good at sex, confident, violent drive
>Moon in Taurus in 5th: High mental stability, able to endure extreme psychological trauma, smart mindset
>Jupiter in 2nd house: Minor to no chances of getting bullied, great career prospects, big chances of making it
>Saturn, MC and Pluto in 11th: Good at networking, steady friendships
Just gave an overall reading. Chances are you are above average in height and attractiveness and likely to attain great status.
>>768468701
Coming up as Sagittarius but I've always considered myself to be Scorpio
>>768469345
The ancient form of astrology had 13 signs and they weren't evenly divided.
>>768469474
You are likely to have a Taurus gf, at least it is a promising sign for a potential partner.
>>768469891
You got memed. They are related to seasons.
I'm a Taurus, things have been going shit and sloe lately, will things look up soon? Tbh I don't believe in this stuff but I need to hear something good.
>>768470040
Jupiter is in Scorpio, things will probably worsen in 2019, 2020 is when things get much better.
>>768469991
That's when they went to 12.
>>768470119
Bro wtf. Was this year meant to be shit for me too because it really was one of the worst I've had
>>768468270
virgo, virgo asc, scorpio moon. life turned to dogshit in the second half of 2017. how much longer?
hey OP, here's my chart from astro.com
what's my future looking like? also, can you guess my dick size?
>>768467162
Where do you get your knowledge and could you recommend some books, links please.
>>768470248
2019 might be where your life improves a lot.
>>768470271
You are most likely very attractive and of above average size. Good at socializing but at times slow and lazy like a turtle.
>>768470211
Mark Zuckerberg is a Taurus kek
>>768470308
I am constantly looking for birth charts at astrotheme.com, look for birth signs of persons of interest, train myself to guess signs by face, body and demeanor, read articles on Astrology-X-Files, "Anthologies" by Vettius Valens and analyzed many birth charts.
>>768467162
May 10th, 1997 12:03am 13.7114° N, 89.7239° W
Tell me about me and what the future holds for me
>>768470271
You should make the best out of 2018 to gain as much financial stability as possible to have a thriving social life in the following years
>>768467162
at what points does ancient astrology match with modern one?
>>768469891
so how do you know what sign is anyone?
>>768470858
Zodiac signs, elements and basic qualities of the zodiac signs, basic meaning of planets
>>768470569
This shit fits to 90% of earths population.
>>768467162
How accurate have you proven to be? And despite what the slogan at the masthead says, REALLY?
>>768472709
the point of these statements are not to say someone's characteristics which everyone has, but to accentuate the fact that those characteristics show above ALL others. for instance a taurus is often VERY lazy, heard headed, has a soft spot for family, immovable in opinions, and loves to snack.
You cannot say literally everyone is completely immovable in their opinions like a taurus is. A taurus will take weeks to think about an actual objective fact before accepting it while a gemini will just accept it and move on like it didn't happen.
>>768468701
no they don't. Especially ESPECIALLY not mutable signs. God forbid a controlling scorpio try to "dominate" my gemini ass
>>768468701
Also you're wrong, that's ophiuchus, the 13th sign, which is a cusp. Cuspians are barely considered either or sign. Apparently you're" balls deep" but still don't know jack shit my friend
In this thread: a bunch of superstitious ignoramuses that lack even the most fundamental understanding of human psychology.
Good luck with this, geniuses.
Bumpin
>>768467162
Trump was balls deep in that.
>>768469345
awesome! :D when i have more time someday, i'm gonna try to learn this. thanks brodude! :D
>>768469828
hah damn. very flattering. i'd say...high cheek bones--check, autistic chad? dammit yea, intelligence--yes, investigative skills--yes, sex, --hit or miss, confident--no, leadership--mostly no, mental stability--yes for now, bullied--no, career--depends, no 9-5 for me but i make money, violent drive--yes, networking--hit or miss, height--yes, attractiveness--yes, status...well again, money, but not all of it was earned. surprised nothing about luck, i happen to have very good luck, winning random shit all the time.
cool shit though, thanks again :)
>>768472888
>for instance a taurus is often VERY lazy, heard headed, has a soft spot for family, immovable in opinions, and loves to snack.
Do you have a source for that?
i can't think of any scientific basis for astrology, numerology, and related practices, but it's been freakily accurate in my experience. my uncle in china got famous for it, started reading for celebrities. i had mine read, and he specifically said i'd have problems with my respiratory system, which i did--very severe pneumonia, then asthma and bronchitis as a child, then smoked cigarettes for over a decade, and still smoking stuff now. but yea, i dunno, there's still a LOT of shit we don't know, and i definitely don't dismiss this stuff out of hand.
>>768467162
>>768467298
How can I get a reading to try it out?
Do you steal welfare checks like military do?
>>768477937
wutnow
>>768467162
i am scorpio rising scorpio, tell me more plz
