poorly describe games, anons try to guess them.
pic unrelated
last bread deleted
>a boy and a girl
>a japanese guy
>a vampire killer
>a samurai
>a kid
>a statue
>king kong
>japanese nes game
answer:
>>768462813
Konami Wai Wai World
boy = konami man
girl = konami lady
japanese guy = goemon from Ganbare Goemon
vampire killer = simont belmont from Castlevania
samurai = getsu fuuma from Getsu Fuuma Den
kid = mikey from Goonies
statue = moai from Moai-kun & Gradius (as enemies)
king kong = kong from King Kong 2: Ikari no Megaton Punch (based on King Kong movie)
>>768463145
anon, i give up
what game is it?
>>768463069
Destroy enemy's nexus.
Ur never going to guess.
>find myself in a world of horror
>young children are given terrifying monsters of destruction and wrath
>sent out to scour a war torn world
>meet up with other young children to force our poor creatures to fight to the death
>if they lose, they are sometimes healed, but other times...
>they're just thrown away...
>>768463145
wat. you copy/pasta'd my post from the last thread, but added the magpie bit.
>>768463281
was it you who posted the magpie bit? i thought it was you.
>>768463145
Pac man
Easy
>start next to the gold castle
>get sword or is it an arrow? whatever get it
>go down a screen right a screen and down another screen
>kill the yellow dragon get black key
>bring black key to black castle
>return for the sword since you can only hold one object at a time
>go back to black castle
>use key to open it
>grab swordarrow and go inside
>kill green dragon
>take challice
>return to gold castle
>win
>game will vary on difficulties 2 and 3 the two constants being the red dragon is a badass and the bat is a diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
>>768463338
No, the magpie question was a one line clue, possibly right below my post
>>768463278
Pokemon
>the last boss is a magpie
If anyone gets this you're my nigga
>>768463386
That's the one. It should be easy as hell if you're an old fuck like me.
>>768463441
winner winner chicken dinner
>>768463450
what platform is it?
>>768463278
Pokeman
>>768463447
>beat up 7 of the following:
>a little jappy faggot
>a fat jap with fast hands
>an army dude
>a green monster
>a huge ruskie
>a stretchy street shitter
>a badass who fights just like the faggy jap, but better
>a chink bitch
>then fight...
>a big nig boxer
>a fast little faggot spanish dude
>dude who's like 7 feet tall, jacked and has a scar on his chest
>an international terrorist who totally cheats
>get an ending based pon who you are
>>768463483
Saying that might give it away, but let's just say pre NES.
>>768463755
*based upon
>>768463386
Fun fact, it was also the first game to ever have an easter egg.
>>768463755
Street fighter
>>768463755
Street fighter
>>768463755
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
>>768463853
Specifically looking for SFII: The World Warrior, but OK
>>768463386
Adventure FAGGOT
>>768463867
Dunno what game that is, but it sounds like fun. I wanna play it.
>>768463904
IIRC it was just called Adventure. No FAGGOT involved.
>>768463867
this is copypasta, not a game
>>768463790
was a poorfag, first console i got was nes and i had to save my allowance to buy it
so i don't know, almost never play vidya games in my friend house. was autistic af. only play atari once in my friend house.
Space ninjas.
>>768463983
Adventure, FAGGOT
Ring a ding ding!
>gf kidnapped
>giant nigga
>your doppelganger
>green giant
>machine gun boss
>elbow FTW
>be a little faggot
>old fuck gives you a shitty sword
>run around various dungeons collecting glowing triangles
>get better gear as you do
>8 dungeons and 8 triangles later open way to final dungeon
>kill fat pig looking motherfucker
>rescue princess
>it's always a fuckin' princess
>>768464459
the legend of zelda
>be a ninja
>you're pretty radical
>your name is Niki
>also, you're a kid
kid niki radical ninja
lol
>>768464494
I'll bet the give away was >be a little faggot
>>768464543
I put that same thing up a thread or two ago and it went unanswered for over an hour before the thread died.
>nippon guy
>korean guy
>murica guy
>another murica but stronger
>luchador
>piranha
>secret boss
>uh oh the truck have started to move
>>768464762
i bet no oldfags saw your question
>>768464811
Did you ever play Kid Niki? I had it on the NES. Shit was hard! I could get to the 7th level, but never beat it till I got an emulator and the magic of savestates.
> some terrorist faggots have planted a bomb in some building
> Be CTU
> Go in to building
> Kill everyone
> Profit
>swat flies
>badass hornet dude shows up
>kill it
>swat more flies
>badass hornet guy again
>swat more flies
>badass hornet guy a third time
>go back to level one
>play till you lose or quit
>on computer
>if you don't check tire pressure get a flat tire 100% of the time
>>768464949
Seej
>>768464767
>>768464387
answer?
>>768464903
nope. but i know that game.
>>768464694
it was
>glowing triangles
>>768465148
counter strike?
>fat dude
>shoots fireballs
>lots of tools
>cameo in another game as a boss
>>768465176
Nice pic. I'd love to pump Link's little elf ass full of cum.
>>768465467
Wouldn't turn down the legend of blowjobs, either
>>768465661
Now if I had a sack of rupees I'd just go to town here...
>>768465354
If the fat dude is Russian then Karnov, if not I dunno.
>>768465467
sauce is
(COMIC111) [Inariya (Inari)] Link no Ruby Kasegi (Inariya-san-chi no Mazebon! Gudaguda of Wild) (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild) [English] [biribiri] [Colorized] [Decensored]
>>768465757
WINRAR
>>768465825
wooo!
>>768465814
Huh, wasn't even aware that one had a comic. I have a good comic about link working in a sex shop.
>>768464794
>>768464949
>>768465015
>>768465098
more clues?
>>768465814
there are colored uncensored version (new) and b/w censored version (old)
>>768465932
>link working in a sex shop
title?
>start in blue place
>get marumari
>get missiles
>get bomb
>get boots
>get new beam
>get armor
>kill ugly short beast fucker
>go to red place
>get a few more cool powerups
>kill a red bastard in a lava land
>go back to blue place
>go to white place
>kill a bunch of vampiric bastards
>kill a jar full of brains
>escape
>>768466096
metroid?
>>768465963
>Lmg mounted and loaded
>>768466026
>title?
Hahano. Have a link instead. It is link after all.
https://hitomi.la/galleries/1132286.html
>>768463236
heroes of the storm
> be me
> Fall down in a hole
> Meet flower
> Flower bullies me
> Sadface.emoji
> Goat bitch saves me
> Goat bitch adoptes me
> Make skeltal friends
> Get ultimate revenge on flower
> FIN
>>768465963
Uhoh the truck have started to move is the first game in what became a legendary series.
The fly swatting game is actually a minigame within a game that actually has no plot, no enemies, no story and no characters.
I remember almost nothing about the game with the flat tire except for the flat tire and that the last mission is you under cover wearing a white pimp suit complete with a cane and driving a red sports car.
>>768466148
Ayup.
Some guys broke in to heaven and caused monsters to pop up. You're kinda forced into a secret order to kill them. Then you're betrayed and the whole country hates you.
>shit series
>everyone praises cause muh difficulty
>>768466630
Dark Souls
>>768466630
Soulsborne series?
>>768466669
>>768466692
Bingo.
>>768466450
Undertale
>>768464767
answer: pro wrestling
>>768464387
answer: double dragon (arcade version)
>>768464794
>>768464949
>>768465015
>>768465098
i give up
>>768466377
have seen that doujin
>>768466619
>>768466450
more clues?
>>768464794
Clustertruck?
Cure your depression by force
>be private detective
>female old friend ask your help
>do delivery jobs while searching clues
>streets are full of gang members
>beat boss to save chick then fuck chick
>move to new area and repeat process
>marry female old friend for happy ending
>hentai game
>>768466830
uhoh the truck have started to move = Metal Gear (no fucking solid here)
Fly swatting minigame game with Mario Paint to help kids learn how to use the mouse
Tire pressure one is Police Quest
>>768467233
never play Metal Gear and Mario Paint.
Police Quest is the only Quest series that i never play. i love Quest for Glory.
>>768466830
Rainbow Six Siege
everything kills you
>>768467100
carmen santie-
>hentai game
no clue
>>768467574
it's Cobra Mission
first translated hentai game
>collect a bunch of sweet gear
>smite the kerrik
>catch fire
>go face dragon
>die anyway
>>768463069
2 halfsiblings go on an adventure and conveniently get helped by literally everyone
after some time they fuck and there's something about a """secret""" organization and too many sequels but w/e
>>768467698
what is a kerrik?
>>768467747
more clues?
>say check a lot
>knights move all kinds of goofy
>>768467864
A kerrik is an enemy that smells really bad.
>>768467698
give up
anyone here play game "what game was that?" in gamefaqs' classic game board? i used to play in that thread.
>>768468135
Peasant Quest. From the folks that brought you Dangeresque and Strongbad emails.
>>768468238
ah, i remember that. it's a parody of king's quest or something. i think i played it for a while years ago. didn't remember much detail.
>sleepyhead and band of heroes
>time travel
>alien
should be pretty easy
>25M
>run up some ramps
>avoid barrels of flaming shit
>reach woman
>huge monkey grabs her
>50M
>run around popping rivets out of structure
>haha monkey fall on his head
>75M
>back to running up the ramp avoiding flaming turd barrels
>100M
>holy shit this is some kind of crazy level
>jump onto up elevator
>jump onto circular platform with ladders
>jump onto down elevator
>jump onto bottom of series of platforms
>climb platforms to bigassed monkey with your woman
>actually rescue that bitch
>there's some other level in there somewhere I think, but the colecovision port didn't include it
>another sleepyhead and really huge band of heroes
>multiple worlds
>alien
its world war 2
touch my pistol and you'll die
>>768468763
must be one of those Donkey Kong games
but not sure which one
i only play the one in NES
>>768468854
It's the original Konkey Dong
>>768469022
you mean the NES one?
>>768468616
>>768468788
answer?
>>768463069
rip and tear
>>768469153
Technically the original was an arcade jam. The one I played was on the Colecovision, which predated the NES by several years. It did get ported to the NES, too
>>768468616
>>768468788
no one answer these 2?
clue added: both games are related
>>768469631
I have no clue what they are.
>>768467946
I can only assume this one has been overlooked. It is pathetically easy.
>>768467946
battle chess 2?
>>768468616
chrono trigger
>>768468788
chrono cross
>>768469631
Captain nemo or something like that?
>>768469898
Just chess in general.
>>768463069
>who the fuck is here!!!?
>>768469946
which chess? there are lots of chess game. i guess battle chess 2 because it's chinese chess. and a chinese chess' knight moves a bit differently.
>>768470129
Chess. Like the one that's been around for centuries that Russians are really good at.
>play as rebel commando
>goal is to overthrow government
>can ride tanks
>play lasso in one stage
>in the original version, player 1 & 2 are famous people
>>768470749
answer is Guerrilla War in NES
player1 & 2 were che guevara and fidel castro in the Famicom version
looks like no one is playing here
let thread die
>>768471610
I've run out of games to describe. But being in three threads weill do that.
>>768471762
what threads are you in?
>chill American
>angry Hungarian
>back of jeep
>near homoerotic experience
>WHOAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>768471974
in shota thread uploading stuff
>>768471843
No, I mean three of this thread. There were two more before this that I saw.
>Start in casino
>Get Busted
>Abused in interrogation room
>Tell weird story in interrogation room
>>768472184
Shota thread, eh? Uploading any Link or Buri chan?
>terrorismt ftw yeyeye
>ohh shiit, bitch nigga president got fuckd
>gotta chase that edgy, emofag
> master race shall rule the earth?
>>768471974
>>768472437
are these new clues?
>>768472481
uploading shota doujin >>>768456840
>>768472612
casino thing is completely different
>>768463069
Giant robots punch god.
You're a drunk man who thinks he kills magical creature by yelling at them
>Came out 2016
> Biggest disappointment of the year
>>768472938
TES Skyrim
>>768472564
Bad Dudes Vs. DragonNinja
>>768472973
No Man's Sky
>be brought into existence by a god of some sort
>ordered down to world to save it
>world is fucking empty
>go to fight zone
>every time you kill a certain number of dudes a button appears
>hit the button and release a soul
>do this till town is repopulated
>travel to forest
>release souls of animals this time
>next world is a water world
>release souls of dolphins and mermaids
>next world is some dudes house
>release souls of bureaus and tables w/e
>final place is a capital city
>release a shit ton of towns people and guards
>fight Deathtoll
>win
>>768472956
WE HAVE A WINNER
best game : Persona 5
Guess the game /b/
>>768473118
Terranigma.
>>768473118
Actraiser.
>>768473118
ActRaiser
>>768473118
Terranigma
>>768473118
Soul Blazer
Sky city
Rescue daughter or something
Claving a face
>>768473260
>>768473324
>>768473360
>>768473430
Nope. Right console though.
>>768473479
This guy got it. Good yob!
>be knight
>travel the land to save the king's daughters
>that owl dropped a mean shit
>start on a dam
>rappel down to facility
>find doctor dork
>blow facility up
>escape
>go to siberia or some shit
>another facility
>some kind of missile silo now
>sidetrip to a frigate
>meet some dude in a park full of statues
>drive a tank through a city
>OK let's go to the jungle now
>underground caverns
>control room tiem
>run up a giant antenna array
>fight your ex buddy
>do all of this shit with a bunch of incorrectly named weapons
>klobb is awful
>>768473853
Goldeneye
>>768473844
more clues?
>>768474120
>each of the daughters have a different hair color
>why the hell is that cat's neck so damn big?
>>768474287
dunno. what is it?
>be a strategist
>3 main heroes from different kingdoms
>lots of companions
>mysterious dancer girl and bard boy
>evil wizard wants to summon evil dragon from another world
>>768474107
Easy, wasn't it?
>be a little diaper wearing monkey shit
>climb around on vines and platforms n shit
>rescue dad from some asshole who will later become the most recognizable character on Earth
>hey, how'd that asshole get daddy again?
>move keys up chains to break dad's cage
>that asshole's got daddy again
>jump onto a springboard
>grab little chains on moving platforms
>avoid deadly birds
>reach daddy again
>do I win now?
>sure kid, but back in the 1980s all that means is the game restarts but harder
>>768474847
Fire Emblem. One of 'em.
>>768475006
Donkey Kong Junior
>>768474427
Castle Crashers
>>768475097
Got DKJ quicker than I would have expected.
>Be me
>Got job guarding the empress
>Totally not banging her
>Some assholes show up, kill her
>WTF.jpg
>Accused of murder
>Escape
>Join "rebels"
>They just drink all day
>Get powers from edgelord demon
>Run around city killing people
>Hell yeah.png
>Eventually save daughter
>Rebels betray me
>Kill them
>Girl says she would have killed them anyways
>She was my daughter
>>768475097
Fire Emblem : The Blazing Blade
>>768475221
dunno
>>768475148
I too am an old man.
>>768475221
Dishonored.
>>768463069
>F
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>K
>I
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>>768475604
OK then...
>be a bear named Bentley
>run around a bunch of castles
>collect a bunch of little red crystals
>lol trackball
Wingless angel gets harem
Will add more info if no one guesses it
>>768475752
Crystal Castles
>>768475896
Yeah, there's just about no way to describe that one without using the words of its title. I played the shit out of that one at a local skating rink when I was ten. Ohh and last year at a local barcade. Shit is still pretty cash.
>>768463236
League of football?
>>768463069
>you can copy opponents powers
>you have to beat a copy boss and a fire boss
>checkpoint system
>only two npcs stand out, both of them in a shop
>old
>something to do with vampires i think
>secret ending
>>768476062
Sounds like megaman
>wake up in a body pile
>nigger elves are blowing everything up
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>turns out I am special
>the nigger elves have special crystals that make them evil
>you have to stop the way
Ths fact that we're never getting another game like this makes me LIVID
>>768476020
Nice. Primal Rage was always my jam. And Pit Fighter.
>>768476114
nope, but you're on the right track. here's another hint: all of the other bosses are not human.
>>768476132
Pit Fighter was pretty good in the arcade, but the console ports were such trash.
>>768476062
Is it a castlevania game?
>>768476241
No kidding. Golden Axe, too.
>>768476252
yes.
>>768476062
Dawn of Sorrow.
>>768476334
yup! good job!
>>768476327
It's aria of sorrow? Since i remember there are only 2 interactable npcs there
>>768476382
close, its dawn of sorrow
>>768466450
Majoras mask
>>768476425
Now guess the game i said
>Wingless angel gets harem
>>768463069
You run around and level up by doing stuff like killing shit for someone or stealing money from the same person for hours.
>>768476122
That last word was sposed to be "war"
>>768476509
Additional hints:
>Angel has sword he traded for his wings
>Angel got his memories erased
>>768476556
GTA online? Or, I guess, pretty much most RPGs?
>>768476665
more clues pls
>>768476665
ack, no clue, give me a sec
>>768476556
Nigger Simulator 2018?
Either that or CoD Black Ops. Get it? Black Ops.
>>768477140
>gotta rescue Princess Grizelda and Princess Penelope before you can rescue Princess Esmerelda
>>768477379
Why did I reply to myself?
>>768477409
How high are you
>Mr. Chickenman kills people in a building
>>768477780
Do you enjoy hurting people?
>>768477889
correct
>>768477585
I have smoked zero pots in the last 15+ years.
>>768477379
No guesses? Hint, you're a warrior. Sometimes you fight wizards.
There's only three rules
>>768479554
Are the first two I don't talk about it?
>>768477379
OK, I'm going to bed now. It was Wizards and Warriors.
>Local man assaults residents of more then 5 towns with garden tool after wife left him to be goth
>>768463069
>Got a sword
>Got a horse
>Gotta kill shit
>Dead girl
>>768463069
1 quote is enough to guess the game.
>Would you kindly?
>>768481801
c'mon man. bioshock.
>Be king
>On a family meeting
>Suddenly the nigga king and his peasants crash the gathering
>He's here for blood
>Instead of chaos i tell my horsemen and bishops to go in a formation.
>I'm a strategic guy after all
>Idiot king doesn't know how to position his peasans, so my bishops finishes him off in the 3rd round
>Check and mate /b/tards
>>768482740
oh shit I know this one, ain't it that one bethesda game, Call of duty WWIII?
