When's the last time you had sex?
>>768460772
My first time was a year ago, nothing since then and I’m 22 already
>>768460772
I've never had sex in my life, I'm a virgin.
looks like my ex's ass :(
My gf dont let me fuck her
About 5 hours ago
>>768461394
Same haha
2 nights ago :/ me and my gf fuck usually twice a week or so
>>768460772
A few years. I've stopped counting. The sad thing is that I don't even want anyone. I'm still getting over my ex. Real talk, I was blind sided. I still don't know what I did wrong.
Month ago
Crossed the border back into Canada and within 10 minutes, she was at her place waiting for me.
Was pretty good ngl.
>>768460772
Never. How do I get sex?
>>768460772
Thursday
>>768460772
yesterday, gf.
>>768460772
Yeah, yesterday
>>768460772
July of 2002.
>>768461681
I have jerked off about 18 thousand times since then though.
>>768460772
may 18th, 1997
my birthday is in 5 days, I'm turning 21
4 days ago
>>768460772
1 hour ago
yesterday
>>768461546
You can do everything right and still lose Anon
I’m 26 and it’s been 4 years
Maybe a couple years
various medical issues and antidepressants have dialed my libido down to 0 and I'm not sure I even care.
Kinda wish I could jump back to when I was 12 and make lots of different choices. A little late for that.
>>768460772
Last night. Benefits of having a wife.
About 45 minutes ago
>>768460772
in the shower last night. was too small so we moved to the bed and ended up finishing at the same time which has only happened a couple times since being with my woman.
usually have sex 2-3 times a month which is perfect for me
About 12 hours ago.
>>768460772
Its been over a year, lost the urge for physical contact when the depression really started kicking in
couple hours ago with her
>>768462659
See, I need to have it about 5 times a week. Thus far never met a woman who wanted it that frequently, which is a bummer.
>>768462898
god damn dude that would burn me the fuck out 5 times a week.
my precious life fluids !
>>768460772
2 months.. Starting to think i need a new gf
havent been laid in like years. Just got back from a girl from fetlife...it was fucking amazing. It was about a 4-5 hour session. I was having performance anxiety for 30 minutes so we just cuddled for awhile and talk. I finally got a hard on but she kept teasing for awhile with massages. she brought out a whip and let me use it on her and then she whipped me. I ate pussy for the first time in my life and she taught me how to use my finger to reach her g spot. did it for like 30 minutes and cummed while doing it(never cum like that before). too exhausted to go into the rest but she asked if i want to do it again next week.
it was like the hottest thing i ever experienced. she was moaning like crazy after a few minutes, body was moving so much, and kept thrusting her pussy up and down my face while having 2 fingers in. i didnt even touch myself and manage to cum somehow. I should have ask to record it because i really wanted to see her face reaction to it but my head was obviously down there.
sorry for long blog
>>768460772
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
>>768463235
also do you guys have any tips for eating pussy? my tongue was so fucking tired after a bit
23 and virgin here
never gonna get a gf AND FUCK IT
orther people are useless
>>768463072
Try this: at uni went to 2 orgies - the first time came 4 times and the second time 5 times. Literally 0% fluid remaining ... but worth the damn pain man.
>>768463304
just be gentle and explore all surrounding areas. dont be afraid to pull your head up for a short break if you need and use your fingers while you're still down there until youre ready to go back in.
it can also be difficult to have their entire orgasm from eating out alone. i recommend fingering her first and edge her multiple times before going down with your mouth.
remember to be gentle but also apply a wide pressure all around the vulva instead of centralized pressure solely on the clit.
>>768460772
last night
rode my gf's strap on like a champ then blew in her pussy high as fuck on amyl
>>768463578
letting them get to the edge multiple times can also be bad depending on the chick as they can sometimes get pissy and not be able to cum
October last year in a hot tub
>>768463325
incel?
>>768460772
Yesterday morning.
>>768463304
watch lesbo porn, girls know what girls like.
>>768463642
yes also true. i should clarify my post is from experience with only one woman from the last decade so we vibe together incredibly well. the more you communicate with your words and bodies the better it gets as time goes on
>>768463681
not really
incels are pathetic people who are still desperate for a gf
I say fuck it all
>>768463872
absolutely, communication is key. Never be afraid to ask what they want and tell them what you want. Once you open up with a person the sex is incredible
>>768460772
5 years ago. At age 25. And that was my first time.
seems like this thread is 50/50
- either you're getting it all the time
- or you never get it
>>768463998
oh ok
>>768461387
that's just a close friend then you fucking idiot lol
if she doesnt put out then put her out
the fucking door that is
Just fucked this beautiful ass
>>768460772
almost two years ago. Since then i'm constantly depressed and with low-self esteem. I loved that girl...
never
>>768461546
Me too man, only it was weeks ago not years. fucking hurts
>>768462071
The silver liming is that you can do nothing right and still win. 3 days after the break up she litterally threw herself at some guy who was sex starved the last 4 years. Guy propably didn't know wtf was going on
>>768461584
you can start by leaving 4chan
>>768464635
/end thread
Yesterday.
>>768460772
>2005 was 13 years ago
Thanks for reminding me
Still a virgin at 26. I'll have to go to a prostie in the next 4 years.
>>768463998
So you graduated from being in pain to being numb. Welcome to the club.
Five years ago.
>>768464740
Fuck off that's not a start. That's a cliche bullshit people keep saying. Your advice is like the credit card advertisement junk mails that I frequently get: garbage. You put no thought in it.
>>768463235
also me here. do you guys have any advice on performance anxiety? I think it was the caffeine a few hours earlier that fucked me over....
>>768460772
Never. Most likely never will.
>>768460772
Bruh, like 2 years ago. The fucekd thing is I don't crave it. Fkn porn
>>768460772
Never ow
Yesterday
>>768464963
I'd say do it in the next 4 days. Life will fly by before you know it you'll be 36 year old virgin.
her earlier tonight
bmp
>>768460772
If you count actual relationships.
2 years ago.
if you count hookers, last month.
but I don't think its fucking worth the money for me.
I don't have a big dick, and I cum before I can even put it in.
>fucking pathetic.
3 weeks soon. It's gone be another week or two before I get to sink my dick in to my gf. I hate not being able to fuck every day.
>>768460772
three days
About 14 hours ago
>>768466231
Good for you
>>768466231
where did you finish? do you have more? maybe feet?
Fucked a virgin last weekend.
First time I've been inside one of those so it was nice.
few days ago
>>768460772
Well if reincarnation is a thing. I figure I must've gotten laid in the life before this one. Cause this one seems like its some sort of punishment for being a mass rapist or something.
>>768460772
A month ago
>>768462756
jealous
>>768460772
never
6 years ago with a chick... Love fucking my ass daily tho with a big black dildo
>>768467650
all the way in her like usual. only feet pic i have, sry
>>768467780
Truth.
>>768460772
I can have sex everyday if i wanted but i wanted to see if any of you fags has this issue: Sex doesnt feel like anything to me.I dont know if its my girls vagina cus she is my first but whenever i put my dick in it it feels like absolutely nothing.
My dick is thicker than average, she was a virgin so i dont fucking know whats wrong. Handjobs and blowjobs feel amazing
>>768460772
just now actually
december last year, actually maybe november last year. Idk, anyway getting a new girl now so I aint worried. May not have had sex for 1 year, but atleast im more "free". Hate texting 24/7
>>768460772
2 weeks ago with my ex, pic related.
