What's the most alpha thing you've done to a female?
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What's the most alpha thing you've done to a female?
Got her pregnant and left that bitch
>>768460538
Alphas man up and take responsibility for what they've done. You're just a cunt.
>>768460503
Chatted her up and left her expecting a phone number. It was great because it was pretty obvious how bad she wanted something to happen
>>768460616
Shut up or I’ll impregnate you too
>>768460503
Gave her a creampie while she was in tears from an orgasm?
Is it alpha when girls want you, like they chat and twirl their hair, obvious signs they want you to ask, but you don't - you just ignore them? I've had that happen a few times, I didnt particularly like the chicks who were doing it, so just ignored them
>>768460503
I've never held a girl's hand I wasn't related to
Stuck it up her ass accidently.
>>768460754
>this
>>768460503
Have sex with her?
>>768460791
It's not bad. Everyone has their opinion of choice. And also it's not bad to just ignored them, they never actually asked so you never have to answer.
broke her heart
>>768461018
They won't ask, they're chicks. They never ask. Want everything handed to them
Fuck her mother
>>768460503
Got a blowjob from a friend I’ve known for years but never got with
She’s in a long term relationship and we were out drinking, one thing lead to another and she sucked my cock in the backseat of her car
I pushed her head down hard and made her gag and made her tell me if was better than her partners cock
Came in her mouth and she swallowed it
They’d engaged now lol
>>768461174
lol, you're scum. You don't deserve friends
>>768461260
This
>>768460503
fucked a bitch while she had a big black bf
>>768460681
>most alpha thing you did
>had a normal conversation with a girl
Whoa, literally the most alpha thing I have ever heared about
>>768460503
Fucked her in her pussy while making intense eye contact.
>>768460503
Had sex
>>768460778
this is like mine, only she knew my dick was still wet from fucking other women. my teen years were pretty dirtbag.
>>768461260
>Nice. You're an alpha man!
Fixed it for you, you little beta bitch
>>768461096
Then never answer and just watch how they complain about it on their twitter/facebook.
>>768460503
saved my mom's life several times
pic related
>>768461536
She just got another guy, chicks like that want you to ask, or they've just got like 10 orbiters waiting in the wings to take over. As soon as she realised I wasnt interested, or didn't ask, she went with an indian guy
>>768460503
teabagging my girlfriend
Told mommy to get me tendies
Used zero GBP
So sauve
>>768461545
fuck off
>>768460503
respected her
>>768461640
You monster
>>768460503
Fucked my friends mom with her son in the next room.
Son is my friend.
>>768460538
spotted the American Basketballbarian
>>768460503
Fucked her new best friend shortly after she broke up with me. Feels of revenge were ok, the sex was better.
>>768461726
u pressed F?
>>768460503
This is what an alpha male looks like. Pic related it's me
>>768460503
I let my gf jerk me off while smoking a joint and watching porn.
>>768460503
Partly to female part to male.
Went out with friends and met at bar.
Met up with girl who was off again on again fuck buddy.
She had a date with her.
Didn’t recognize him but afterwards found out he was a pretty popular guy in my graduating class.
When we met up my friends knew him but I shook his hand saying “good to meet ya”.
Wasn’t till after we left my friends told me who he was and I honestly hardly remembered him.
She and I fucked a couple times after that.
>>768460503
I had a lady who wanted it rough. I'd fuck her silly, and randomly shove my cocktail in her ass. When I came I'd deep throat that bitch while she posed her brains out. When you tell a lady this is safe word, she'll hardly use it as you can edge into you're most fucked fantasy.
>>768460503
touching her hand accidentally
"Um no anon I don't suck Dick"
"Well, if you ain't sucking, I ain't fucking."
Fuck her harder when she says ouch.
>>768461989
>you ain't sucking, I ain't fucking
>>768461965
How many olives you put in that martini?
>>768461604
That's just how women are, but if she really wants you she'll do something about it. If she's wants to be with you, she has to ask you out, you wait. If you want to be with her, you ask her out, she waits. Don't ever feel the need to give someone something just because it's "normal to do so in this society"
>>768461530
thats the saddest post ive seen in a long time
Got with three girls on three different nights during a weekend of continuous drinking. Woke up hungover that Monday with a friend asking me to run away with her for the holidays.
>>768460503
married her, impregnated her, and raised our child with her.
>>768462064
Well fuck, maybe she didn't really want me then. I mean im reasonably attractive, just not one of the hot guys, you know? If i was smoking hot, they'd be all over me.
>>768461790
Did he you hear you guys
>>768461545
rude
>>768462183
Thats Alpha.
>>768462206
No, he was passed out and snoring. Which was the entire reason it happened.
>>768461989
You tell her anon
>>768460616
alphas make you beta faggots take care of it
I'm pretty alpha, one time I said hi to a girl and she looked at me
you faggots wish you were this alpha
>>768462040
>>768462275
Wasn't sure if it was gonna backfire. I was prepared to just leave tho. I had fucked her in the past so it was w/e. But it didn't, she sucked dick realgood after that
>>768462202
Let these be fuck dolls until the real one shows up. Then actually go into a real relationship.
>>768462368
True
>>768462368
I said hi to a girl once, and she bit her lip. I was so alpha I just kept walking and never talked to her.
Got nudes out of her and selfies then posted them on the internet, told her to fuck herself and gave her a piece of my mind. Femanon btw.
>>768461174
Nah you're an undercover beta faggot begging for scraps. Taking his girlfriend would be alpha. You're just a sneaky little slimeball
>>768462405
This is just getting better and better, she actually stepped down on her word, never heard a woman do that. That girl really wants to be with you man.
>>768462578
This anon knows nothing about women.
>>768462318
The word you're looking for is, "niggers."
>>768462578
no anon, she really wanted sex
>>768460503
some girl wanted to be fuckbuddies and she got a little attached. we fucked a few times and after that i told her i just wanna be friends. her best friend and i started flirting with each other immediately after lmao
>>768461545
Nod
>>768460503
I´ve taked her into the school bathroom and fucked the shit out of her by 3 mins.
i sucked this bitches dick once
Out at a bar with friends. 1 am I'm going to go home. Walk out into the parking lot and guy's arguing loudly with some girl. Not my business. Then he throws her to the ground...hard. OK, don't want her to get hurt. Walk over and hold out my hand to help her up. "What's your problem" guy says (obviously drunk). "Just helping this young lady up." "Leave her there".
"No, I'm not going to leave her there". Help her up. Guy comes at me to take a swing at me. I side step, trip him, and throw him to the ground. Face hits hard. He's dazed, and drunk. Hold out my hand. "Here, let me help you up". He tries to stand and falls down again.
Girl asks me for a ride home. "Yeah, OK". Walk to my car. She gets in. Guy's still face down on the ground. Drive her home while she tells me what an asshole he is. Get to her apt.
"Would you like to come in for a drink"?
"No thanks, I've got to get some sleep".
"You could....um......sleep here if you'd like"
"That's a very tempting offer, but I'm just going to head home".
"Well, thanks for everything. I owe you one, Anon."
"No you don't owe me anything. Glad I could help".
Writes her phone number on a piece of paper and hands it to me. "Call me sometime".
Kisses me on the cheek and gets out of the car.
I watch her walk into the building feeling Alpha as all fuckin' hell.
Takes a piece of paper out
>>768462183
Passing on your genes is the only reason for a man to exist.
True alpha.
>>768461545
fine
>>768461851
fuck u
>>768463109
Fake and gay
Had some bitch belittle and berate her boyfriend as she hooked up with me in front of him. Dumped her right after.
Buddy of mine takes the cake: sharing a tent and he's banging a chick. I come up to the tent unnaware. Hey bud wanna go smoke a cigaret? He responds yeah hold on gotta finish this: bitch get out now your pussy stinks.
>>768462714
high school must be exciting
>>768460503
Probably it'd be the majority of the time that I treat them with respect.
>>768463619
nah
>>768460503
Not caring about being alpha around a girl.
>the only correct answer
girls have cooties so.. I'm kinda scared of them
>>768461545
cunt i'm free
>>768460538
what are you? a nigger?
>>768463666
Trips = “truth”;
>>768460503
>Be me 25
>Match with chick from high school on tinder and invite her over for drinks
>She comes over (finally see she's like a 5/10 but fuck it)
>She comes in and we start talking about light stuff. College, work, other useless shit
>She mentions she's fucked 60 guys and asks if I think she's a slut
>Think to myself "What a fucking whore."
>Say "I can't judge someone for something like that
>Oh shit, autism.exe launched when I wasn't looking
>Start talking about heavy stuff, fucked up family shit and whatever
>Think to offer her a drink and she asks for a ginger ale
>Guess I'm not getting laid the easy way
>We start talking about smoking weed and other stuff
>Mention off-hand that I have some mdma somewhere
>She's really interested, asking lots of questions about it. How long it lasts, the sensations, stuff like that.
>We decide to parachute some
Cont?
>>768464140
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
Married her and have a family I take responsibility for and protect it with my life. In return I get cooked meals, love making on a damn near daily basis, and someone who would do anything to make me happy.
>>768464207
You sound like a 45 year old construction worker.
>>768461174
>needing the reassurance that your dick is better than another guys
>alpha
pick one
>>768463788
This.
>>768463469
Beta
>6
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still n my cock
>>768460503
forced her to eat my shit
fucked her
was alpha as fuck
>>768460503
fisted her ass and pussy relentlessly
Drilled a hole in a female tree and fucked it
>>768461545
cunt
Girl I liked at work had been flirting with me. We're closing and talking. Get a feeling. Walk up to her and place my hand on her crotch and start rubbing. She's shocked but lets me kiss her. We fuck on the staff lunch table. Pounded her for a few months until she moved with her family. I was 28. She was 16. :)
>>768463109
let me guess, you cooked her a bowl of eggs the next time?
> Be me, 10 years ago.
> Cousin hooked me up with his coworker. Married teacher, a kid.
> Cheated on her husband a few times. The woman was hungry for sex.
> Without asking her to, I made her use her credit card to buy me a new laptop. Promised to give her the monthly installments.
> Fucked her a couple more times.
> Started to go out with another girl. Her student.
> Teacher was crazy jealous.
> Moved out of town. Stopped giving her the laptop money cause I had no money.
> She kept asking, I kept stalling.
> One day she tells me "you're a bad person, this is why bad things happen to you".
> I answer "Me? You cheated on your husband. Maybe this is why THIS is happening to YOU".
> She never talked to me again.
> She started posting about her renewed and confirmed love for her husband on FB.
> LMAO.
>>768462447
You are an embodiment of the worst things about women.
Peed in her butt.
>>768461545
fuck off
>>768461851
fuc yoy
>>768462318
>pays child support for 18 years
whos really the cuck?
Fucked my gfs best friend who stayed over then unknowingly my gf sucked of her friends pussyjuice from my dick. Fucked said friend and came over face and titts then pulled her in to the bathtub and made her shower it of with my piss
Needless to say I'm now dating the "friend" instead.
>>768463109
> calls the number on the piece of paper
> a mexican voice saying hola! this is rejection hotline!
Fucked a bitch and forgot her name
>be me
>29 on a break with girlfriend.
>19 still in high school
>Some new guy asks her out
>Okitsbreaktime.Gif
>She goes to some graduation lunch with new guy and school.
>Go to restaurant to pick her up.
>Slips out on guy to come with me.
>Still comes over to hang out
>Still fuck her every day and behind her parents backs and his.
>2 years later still with her with a 1 year old.
>>768461545
Lol
>>768466521
How is this alpha.. D
your a cuck taking care of a whores kid, fucking moron
>>768460503
Had a girl 6/10 who had a huge crush on me.
Told her I'm not gonna be in a relationship with you, we can fuck but don't delude yourself.
Fucked her frequently for a month, pretty OK fuck but she just got braces and bruised me giving the first bj.
Then after one time I said: that's enough you bore me.
Got slapped, laughed in her face and went out drinking with my friends. Never contacted her again. K, once.
Then I got the taste of the same the other way round, I was young and stupid and fell in love with my best buddies gf, she used me he hated me, their relationship broke apart, I fell down with clinical depression, when I got my shit together after therapy I sent her a long message apologising for what I've done to her.
After that all my alphaness is gone. I lost all ambition and just want to go by and find happiness in simple things I enjoy - drawing, music, writing..
My younger self wouldn't recognise me today.
>>768460503
Anytime I see a bitch who thinks she's hot walking down the street
>We all know the type - they're usually smug looking, wearing a dress, loose top with her tits like eggs on a plate, looking around to see if others are looking
I tilt my head up and look into the distance with a straight face
>OR for the particularly uppity attention whores
Look them in the eye, up and down then back in the eye, laugh audibly with a 'bitch you serious' look on my face and enjoy the rage/dissapointment on theirs.
pic somewhat related
>be me
>15yo sister in her room dancing to Miley Cyrus songs
>go in there, tell her to shut the fuck up
>she turns volume up and keeps on dancing
>I punch her really hard in the tit
>she starts crying immediately
>I unplug her speakers
>eject CD and throw it across room
>tell her I hope she gets tit cancer
>back to my room
>play My Chemical Romance really loud
>alpha as fuck
nothing really
the only thing I can think of is this one time
a girl wanted something to drink, and I told her she has to bark like a dog to get something
>playing WoW
>really need to pee
>run to bathroom
>start peeing
>cropspray errywhere
>run back to computer
>mom goes in bathroom
>shouts at me for peeing on floor, tells me to wipe it up
>I say no I'm busy
>bitch
>she mops up my pee
>I'm a level 72 druid
>I got epic items
>alpha as fuck
>>768460503
OK
>meet chick, skinny, small framel, very flexible but face like 6/10
>hook up get some connections
>eventually sex
>get naked she looks at my benis
>"it could be a little bit bigger" she says looking into my eyes.
>"Shut up. Its enought for you"
>fuck the shit out of her
>lost consciousness
>regain
>fuck like crazy for over 3 months
>she did best bj ever
good times :)
>mom be giving me a lift to the mall
>I'm eating a bacon roll in the car
>we take a detour through Jew Town
>girl waiting at bus stop outside kike elementary school
>I flick a piece of bacon gristle at her
>alpha as all fuck
>Mom comes home from shopping
>She bought me the wrong brand of toothpaste
>Scream at her until she goes back to the store and gets the right kind
>She gets home
>Rip the toothpaste out of her hands
>Go up to my room
>alpha as fuck
>>768461545
kys
>>768461545
yeah fu
>>768461545
Fuvk off
Finger a girl then fuck her while she was on the phone with her boyfriend.
Finger my gfs ass in jh on a boat in front of her friend all sneaky like
Choke fuck a girl the day her mom died
Last week I made a girl pay me 40 bucks and a dime bag to blow/fuck me
>>768466962
underrated and
>checked
triforce
>>768461545
LOL
>>768463109
Was she ugly? I mean.. nothing wrong with a little reward bj
>>768467686
Dumb cunt, shouldn't of been standing there
>>768461851
Damn
Made her kiss me in front of her boyfriend
Made her cum while she had my cock in her mouth. All I could hear was "Mmmmmffffffrrrrrnnnnnnmmmmm"
Alpha-god.
>>768460538
Jamal? Is that you, Jamal? We've been looking for you ever since you left. Your little son has already robbed his first elderly, he is so much like you. Please come back, Jamal.
>>768461545
uuuuuh
>>768461851
STOP MOTHERSLEEPING ME YOU FAGDICK
>>768460503
cooked for a bitch, she gave me compliments. gave her a long stare and told her to gtfo.
i felt like gordon ramsey, and the food was delicious.
>>768466521
thats not alpha, thats pathetic.
>>768461989
So did she suck it, or did you go home saying "I may have over played my hand there"
I made a 13 and 20 year old admit that they were inferior to me by being woman. And i got them both to actually like the idea of being a servant to me. The 13 year old likes the idea of being a slav. Not into underage and jail time so i am still working on the 20 year old.
>>768461851
Fuck you.
>>768461545
kys
>>768466930
so you are proud that you are acting like a bitch?
>>768468067
>being a slav
>>768467900
Obviously a black name
>>768460503
Told a girl I wanted to take her on a date. Gave her a time and a place to meet, told her to "dress fancy". She turned up wearing a nice dress, heels and a jacket. Surprised her with taking her to see the Royal Philharmonic orchestra play a bunch of Russian classics in London. Took her to a nice bar afterwards, she kept telling me how she wouldn't let me take her home and doesn't have sex on a first date. Every time she said it I kept on talking, didn't even address it.
End of the night, I call a taxi, tell her to get in. She gets in, I take her home. We end up making out hard on my sofa. Every now and then she breaks off to remind me she's not going to put out. Don't even reply, just grab a fistful of hair and pull her face back into mine. Continue making out like horny teens.
Later on we're in my bed and she's naked on top of me. She can feel my dick between her legs, she's wet as fuck. "I only do this with condoms unless I've known someone for months." Don't even address what she said, just continue grinding my hips to slide my cock back and forth between her wet lips and looking her straight in the eyes. Eventually she slides herself down onto my cock and we fuck like animals. Near the end she grabs my hands, puts them around her neck and whispers "take it" over and over. Jackhammer her until I coat her insides with victory. She sleeps curled up next to me, keeps saying I should let her know if my arm goes numb and she'll move, completely ignore her and just go to sleep. Arm is fine.
Invite her over on the regular for bareback fun until she gets a boyfriend, continue to talk to her. Sometimes she gets drunk and comes over for a booty call. Bareback her with glee.
feelsgoodman
>>768460754
Kek
>>768460503
I played the part of an omega so she'd stop trying to force-fuck her sister with different guys and get the picture every relationshit she'd build that way would be a fuckup compared to her at-the-time bf (who was a great friend).
>Probably could have fucked her and her sister, but their lack of presence of mind kind of disturbed me the way you might find an 8yo not matured enough to talk about death
>>768461545
Joke's on you, nigga, my mom's been dead since shortly after I was conceived.
>FCKYEAH, test-tube babies
>>768461851
dgfsd
>>768468245
Cant make one spelling mistake huh
>>768461999
>trips of truth
>no replies
THE FUCK
Forced her to suck my cock clean after a surprise anal. I still get excited just remembering her breath after it
>>768461999 .999999999999....
trips of truth
>>768468306
Sluts be sluts buddy. What do you look like, rate yourself?
>>768468306
>probably the closest thing to an alpha post on the board
>probably fake and gay
mfw i have no face
>>768469209
Probably a 4/10. I've got an okay face but I'm overweight though and could do with a new wardrobe as my clothes aren't flattering.
If I got in shape and bought new digs I could maybe hit 7/10 but I'd need to put a solid year of work into eating right and exercising. I'm a lay-z-boi.
>>768469277
It's only gay if you kiss because then you've kissed all the men she's ever kissed and that makes you a fag.
>>768460754
rekt
>>768469662
Nice. Wish I was confident as that, I'm probably a 6 or 7/10, slim build, not bad looking, can talk to women fine but cant read people or know when they're interested, which really sucks ass.
Was arguing with my step sister about a £20 note, she said if you want it then take it, then put it in her bra
I then wrestled for a second with her, taking her to the floor, and sat on top of her, then putting man hand up her top and under her bra to get the note, as well as getting a good feel of her
>>768469841
I find the best way is to simply be cool and non-judgemental about things. If someone mentions something a lot the chances are they are just insecure about it and want to gauge your reaction.
Have a hobby you're passionate about. Don't ever apologise for it and always make time for your hobby. For a second or third date invite them to share in your hobby. Show them your passion. If they don't like it, it's no big deal. The chances are even if they don't like it they'll like the fact you like it so much and want them to share the experience. If they start wanting you to do the hobby less to do more things with them, explain that you won't do that. They'll either leave you or respect you even more.
Get to know yourself so you can be yourself. Women don't want a guy who'll try and change to impress them, they want someone secure in themselves and will feel safe and secure when they're with you.
Don't knock other people down, try and make everyone around you feel good but don't just give advice all the time because you'll come off as a douchebag.
Good luck in your journey.
>>768461545
Fuck u
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>>768470401
FUCK YOU, you FUCKING samefag tranny CUNT. Go eat your dads dick and get aids, you fucking FAGGOT CUCK SAMEGAG. FUCK you.
Went on a date, after dinner las the waiter is getting the check, i looked her straight in the eyes and said "let me cut to the chase, we obviously like each other, so are you going to come home with me?"... she laughed a little as if i was joking and playfully said no... i responded with "ok", threw my napkin on the table in an over exxagerated motion, got up and left
>>768461260
>women are scum
ftfy
>>768465379
LOL can't afford your own laptop
Fucked a stripper in private room, didn’t have to pay.
>>768460616
alphas decide their past, present, and future and refuse to be slaves to a world of pick and choose morals and consequences.
>>768460503
>working the bar
>Chad and Stacey enter
>it's obvious this guy is just following her around, he's drunk AF
>I can tell this guy is making her uncomfortable so I swoop in and chat with her
>guy makes some aggressive motions behind my head
>turn around and throw a big left, put him on the floor
>beat his mass
>Stacey ended up staying at my place but she was a shit fuck anyway
>>768460791
yes mjh man thas alpha ass centaury
I have 4 concurrent girlfriends, none of them know's about the other
1 Chinese
2 Japanese
1 Palestinian
>>768460837
>accidentaly
;) ;)
Prom night 2008,
>Take ex gf to prom like a fucking idiot bc "we always promised"
>After party at my house, everyones having a great time.
>Start to remember why I hate my ex, she always blacks out and causes drama
>Girl I'd been flirting (call her D) with gives me some sass for bringing "my dumb slut ex"
>laugh and agree it was a bad idda, realize I'd rather be hanging out with D.
> Idea pops in my head, get ex wasted and put her to bed early and enjoy the party without her.
>"Here babe take more shots"
>Exgf is stumbling and ready to go to bed. Take her upstairs and throw her in bed
>She's a nympho and is naked within the blink of an eye, begging me to come fuck her while she's on her back, legs spread and playing with herself.
>Can't say no, so I dive in and start eating that pussy.
>Get it all wet and ready and hate fuck the shit out of her really fast so no one suspects why I'm missing.
>hop off and clean up, She's passed the fuck out after the dicking so I head down stairs.
>D was there waiting for me, asked what took so long
>*Fuckfhckfuck* play it off that ex was throwing up, had to help
>Enjoy a night of drama free partying and uninhibited flirting with D.
>Night is winding down and the chemistry is there
>We go to get more privacy in my connected bathroom thats next to my room where ex is sleeping.
>making out, turns into getting undressed.
>Mfw I realize this is gonna be the 2nd pussy I'm eating tonight. It's kinda my thing
>D doesn't want to fuck in a bathroom bc it's trashy.
>Crack open bedroom door and see if ex is awake.
>She's passed the fuck out still so I sneak D in.
>Literally push ex to the side *bye bitch*
>Fuck the shit out of D for as long as I could right next to ex.
>Loud hot sweaty sex.
>Finish all over D, throw her the same towel i used to clean up with from ex
>Tell D to go back to party
>Pass out next to ex and leave D hanging
End
About a year later ex told me she woke up and heard the whole thing.
>>768461545
cunt
>>768460503
got any moar pics of that bitch?
>>768461851
fuck off
>>768470523
What even
You sir, get the nobel prize for the weirdest kek.
>>768460503
>see girl
>hot as shit
>told girl she was ugly af
>has bf
>bf threatens to fight me
>lolfukoff
>little english white cunt
>Im a 6ft 2 bulky tanned (but white) cunt
>doesn't do shit
>2 months pass, I still harass his gf
>she comes on to me
>really forward
>fucks her
>be me face time her bf
>hallo lickle boy
>you like what you see?
Got friendzoned after making out and fingering a chick, after chasing her for a year. Waited till her and her bf had been together a year and told him how she cheated on him with me that one time
Destroyed the relationship, had a new gf by now anyway
>>768461545
Cunt.
>>768460503
1. MORE OF THIS GIRL?
2. made a girl fuck me while I drove her to her parents house from the club
>>768471240
Kek
>>768461545
>>768460503
fucked a milf coworker. went hard, got a drink with her, and convinced her to fuck while she was still married. her kid is like the same age as me and the same build so i kinda thought that was hot, having her fuck someone similar to her son
and im not that terrible, she was going to divorce her shitty husband anyway, the guy was an asshole.
>>768465330
Underrated post
>>768460503
after I broke up with my gf, I fucked her mom
>>768462202
I have a few tall friends who are just like you because of height, and it also is starting to happen to me now that I've started getting into a habit of working out a bit nearly daily, just ignore the staceys until you get someone real, real good
Hell, I originally met my gf over the internet just by chatting, even though I was really beta back then, she's not the best looking, but she's awesome as a person, we've never really had an argument in which we were angry at each other for now, and we've only had one major problem
It's been almost two years since we met, and I can tell you it's definitely worth the wait, you can fuck all the staceys you want, but make sure to not get them pregnant.
>>768460503
Fingered her in the kitchen while her mom was around the corner in the dining room talking to my mom
>>768460503
>who the fuck is here!!!?
>>768461545
fuk
>>768471766
nice, I fucked co workers wife, he was jerk at work so was pretty fun to fuck his wife
>>768461545
ur gay
Fucked her in front of her dad.
>>768460503
Probably more autistic than alpha, idk. This girl who had a crush on me on college, I had agreed to go to the movies with her on her birthday even though I didn't really like her.. we got to the theater but I didn't like any of the movies they were showing so I drove her back to the bus station (she lived like an hour away from the city)..
We recently reconnected and she reminded me of this, no idea how she's still into me
>>768460503
Spanked ass of one girl till big red bruises. She was almost crying from the pain, but I know this bitch liked it. She asked me to do this with her again. She has a bf, btw, lol, but I don't give a fuck.
>>768461545
nop
I fucked a friends mom
>>768466962
Why do I picture this happening in a Malibu beach house?
>be at a party
>talk a little with a redhead chick, not really into her though
>she starts flirting with this manlet so I just ignore her
>later while we're at a night club we start talking and I can tell that she wants me badly while the manlet just sits there staring at us
>walk outside with redhead and we start making out and I suck on her tits outside the club
Gave a girl her first anal experience with no lube lol
>>768461545
o fugg
>>768461851
no u
>>768460503
Got really aggressive with this girl. Fucked her really roughly a bunch of times. Once I smacked her so hard she flipped over the back of my couch which she thought was hilarious because she's crazy. I'd choke her and slap her a lot during sex then she'd cuddle me intensely afterwards it was the best. She'd even let me hit her in public because she liked being humiliated. One time I gut punched her outside of a punk show because she said something stupid. Everyone laffed. I'm not even a chad I'm a lanky fuck but this girl would let me do almost anything to her and we weren't even dating she had a bf at the time. Tbh I miss her
>>768460503
stole a cuck's girl, had met them through craigslist and fucked her a few times, while fucking her I whispered in her ear my kik username till she knew it, few days later she contacting me and meeting up at my place. after about a month she broke up with her man and started seeing me, more of a fuck buddy for me and some friends
>>768460503
Comfort a girl crying, letting a girl sleep on my arm, walking a girl to her front door before driving away.
>>768472486
She was also dating some guy that was in the army at the time and they ended up getting married after... She was having him come to her place after I got done with her everyday not brushing her teeth after she had sucked my dick not cleaning up or anything. Poor guy.
>>768461423
Intense eye contact is alpha
>>768461545
Fuck you
Chased after this co worker for year, made out a couple times but nothing important. Finally both single call her repeatedly, never calls back, Ignore her.
FF couple years, find each other on FB, plan to met for drinks. Tell her I'm engaged and suddenly she super DTF...Tell her no like 5 times, No I'm not coming home with you... Call a taxi, drag her ass out of the bar and load her in to tha car and send her home
Feels good man.
>>768461545
tired of these
>>768461851
Lol
>>768464519
So?
>>768461545
lol
>>768461851
lol
Sister-in law had slept over after some party we had both fell asleep on the coach. She was laying fairly close to me her hand was on my leg. I put my dick near her mouth she was a bit hesitant at first but quickly started sucking my dick. I played with her boobs till she finished sucking me off and swallowing everything. Didn’t say a word to her after that.
>>768460503
I'm not Mr. Alpha 24/7 but in my youth I had some seriously outrageous Chad moments. heres a Top 3 specific incident list:
>3.This would be my number 1 if it involved sex. I go to a party with GF at the time. I wrote for a sexist website and used to do sexist rant routines all the time for lulz. My articles got passed around campus but under psuedonym so whatever. Go into one of my rants to a mangina trying to preach the gospel of feminism. While I'm doing this, gf & her BFF are in my lap, asian chick who just started hanging out with us and thought I was hysterical was bringing me drinks and sprawled out over girls and me. I'm destroying this guy and a random girl shows up and starts listening, laughs, and says "your funny, you sound like this one writter (my pen name)". I tell her "yeah, I'm him". Fan girl is fan girling out bringing up favorite articles. Eventually ended up dating fan girl and breaking up with gf.
>2. Fucking 3 girls in the same night. I may sound scummy, but I always give women a chance to be monogomous with me off the bat. They don't take it, I don't bother. I slept with a girl who spent the night with me after a party. After that night and some morning sex, in the afternoon my fuck buddy at the time called me over and I fucked her. Shortly that night my ex who had a bad experience at a holloween party. She wanted me to be an emotional tampon, but I can only listen for so long. I was about to peace out and she offered to fuck me to get me to spend the night and keep pretending I care, all while dressed like a German Bar Maid. Funniest part is she sucked my dick and I didn't even wash up.
>1. Convinced a 10/10 chick friend to let me live with her and be my sex slave for a year, fucked her friends behind her back, saw her hot sister naked, fucked her girlfriend, and slept with her mom before ending it and leaving. After not talking for a long time she eventually appologized to me for everything.
>>768461545
Fuck
met some bitch on tinder, we hung out one night but she had to go pick her friends up from town (sober d) and I didn't want to stay up so I sent her home. Couple days later I pick her up and we're driving, she's totally sober. Rubs up against my arm and says "Do you work out" and I flex and she moaned/gasped. Felt like an alpha even though I'm beta trash
>>768461545
why do you do this?; doesn't posting this pic make you unable to save your own mom?
>>768461545
oh come on you piece of shit, adn fuck me for being so paranoid
>>768461851
>768461851
got busted again omegalul
>>768461545
Die
>>768461545
Is this haram
>>768460503
cummed inside her pussy no condom
>>768460503
>What's the most alpha thing you've done to a female?
Got my gf pregnant and she gave birth to my first born son, 5/11/18. 22 inches long, 9lbs 3oz, and holy fuck does he have some huge balls.
>>768460503
Managed to pick up a chick from a shitty bar, went back to her place for the sex. Fucked the shit out of her. As I was fucking her prone-bone style, I was getting ready to cum so I started twist pumping the air and chanting my first name ANON ANON ANON until I blew my load. Then I pulled out, wiped my dick on her curtains and left. Never saw the bitch again.
>>768460503
S-said g-good morning to a w-women in the e-elevator on the way up to my work floor.
>>768460754
what a fucking alpha, take note kids
Maybe not Alfa but I care a lot.
>>768460503
I yelled AI AI AI in her face and called for five teenagers with attitude to help.
>>768461514
Nice
>>768461348
you now have aids
>>768461530
eww what a shit tier bant, please kill yourself asap.
>>768460503
>at nye party
>walk up to group of people including girl who used to like me
>rejected her mutliple times in past
>she now has a new bf
>everyone fucked up now
>casually ask "hey whats up"
>she says "well, basically, i love you but i cant tell you" (cos of bf)
>puts her head in her head
>i say nothing
>just let the silence hang there
>eventually just walk away, leaving her with her head in her hands
on reflection i dont know if this is the most alpha or the most beta thing ive ever done
to this day she still flirts with me and i have no idea why shes so attracted to me
>>768461989
that's both autistic and fucking alpha at the same time... Good job anon
>>768476077
Congrats, anon.
>>768465068
>female tree
wut
>>768465379
That's the opposite of a being an alpha. You are the equivalent to a gold digger whore.
>>768466930
>>768468306
>Surprised her with taking her to see the Royal Philharmonic orchestra play a bunch of Russian classics in London.
Why are you actually acting like you're an alpha when you paid for the sex?
>>768461851
fuk u
>>768471095
Wow you must have a lots of time on your hands.
>>768461545
hgmghm
Ass raped my wife a handful of times.
>>768471240
great story, I love eat eating pussy too
>>768460754
>>768471240
what a load of shit
>>768477269
It's quite manageable. The Chinese girl, the one I want to marry and stay with, is back home in my country with my parents. While I'm doing graduate school in Japan. One of the Japanese girls lives about 2 hours away, so she never shows up unannounced. Therefor it's basically just juggling the Palestinian and other Japanese girl to make sure they don't run into each other.
As for actual time, they usually just make dinner for me in the evening and such.
>>768460503
been a general dick to her. call her out on her bullshit and explain it to her in full why its bullshit, and then laugh at her for her poor reasoning skills as she explains herself. smacked her dead on the ass when she was being a bitch. One time i grabbed her ponytail, pulled her around and kissed her deep. for some reason she only focused on the fact that i pulled her hair. she was a retarded cunt.
>>768460503
Had sex with her and never called her back.
>>768471476
alpha prime
>>768461545
Nooooo
>>768460503
called ICE on her. while she was there.
Dumped her.
>she got in touch with her ex
>he was trying to get her back
>she was whoring for his attention
>told her to stop that
>"okay I'll stop, but there's nothing I swear !"
>fast forward couple months later on new year's eve
>find out she hasn't stopped
>threw her out of my flat with her shit
>>768471095
>Palestinian
Why
>>768478032
Because I wanted to experience Arab pussy. And she had a cool enough (anti-zionist) personality to keep talking to her
>>768460503
>threw a Halloween party
>invited probably 80 people
>chatting with every girl at the party to secure something by the end of the night
>some 7/10 girl comes up to me when I take a minute to talk to the boys
>"your room now" as she grabs my arm and starts guiding me to my room
>get into my room and she pushes me onto my bed and proceeds to take off her shirt and bra
>"I'm going to suck your cock but finish you off later tonight"
"How about you finish me off now and I'll make you cum harder than you've ever cum before later"
>she shivers with excitement and starts going down on me
>"don't cum in my mouth, I can tell when guys are getting close but tell me when you're going to cum" as blood drips from her coked out nose
"Ok"
>yeah fucking right...
>feel that special feeling arising
>tilt head back
>teamrocketsblastingoffagain.jpeg
>she chockes on it but swallows it all while glaring at me with obvious anger
>I hear yelling outside of my door
"There a fight I've got to go break up, I've got to go"
>"just let me get changed"
"Go out like that"
>she agrees and walks out of my room topless and tries to break a fight up that wasn't even starting
>eventually makes her way back to my room and puts on only a bra
>she than acts like an "alpha female" telling everyone if they're not nice to her she can get me to kick them out
>tell her she being embarrassing and that I've got to kick her out
>gives me puppy dog eyes
"Get the fuck out of my house"
>she leaves and we never speak again
>I then end up talking with another girl after she left and told her about what happened
>fucked her raw and came all over her
>walk away from my house in slow motion as the place explodes at the exact moment my sunglasses are perfectly seated upon my face
>well, that's how it felt at least...
>>768460754
Go easy!
He's just a boy!
>>768468306
>Jackhammer her until I coat her insides with victory.
My fucking hero
>>768478850
That filename kek
>>768461545
You dick
>>768461851
Fuxk
>>768461545
Bitch
>>768463013
>>768461545
nice
>>768461545
Fuck you
Joked with her about fucking her sister. Did it then made her suck my dick
>>768460754
ALPHA'D THIS WHOLE THREAD
>>768460503
last night, studyin at uni, chick matches me on tinder, wants to fuck.... sorry im doing good study so nah unless you come to the lib and we root in the toilets....she was like nah but lets go to your house and do it.... unmatch... dumb cunt I told her I was in the middle of good study
>>768461545
Fuck you
>>768461851
REEE
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>>768468480
FUCK YOU, you FUCKING samefag tranny CUNT. Go eat your dads dick and get aids, you fucking FAGGOT CUCK SAMEGAG. FUCK you.
>>768467830
I hate that I know this, but it's from The Jersey Shore. She was mouthing off to him, he was drunk af, and totally meant to deck her.
>>768461851
FucjZ
>>768460538
I did this but then the mom turned into a meth head. Upshot is I've got my kid, get sweet child support money and when females see my kid they normally fuck me asap.
>>768465379
I read "be me 10 years old"
for some reason I didn't get suspicious until you said you stopped paying her money, as if a ten year old would be able to pay to begin with
>>768460754
N-no, daddy~
I got drunk and banged her in front of her friend who had crush on her ,she had period back then so i cum in her pussy and after that i forced her to suck my dick and i cum inside her mouth.
