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What age are you, what do you do for work and what do you earn?
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39, High School substitute teacher. $34k.
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29, Medical Doctor, $90,000 USD after taxes, etc
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24, chef
$24k after tax
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32, software engineering manager, $200k
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36, high school teacher, 60k
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>>768456593
20, videographer & photographer. However, mostly a student.

$30k last year from client work.
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30, dataminer, depends on how many people give away their personal info.
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>>768456593
22, gay male escort, between 0 to 400 per day
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>>768456593
fetus
being a fetus
milk from mommy
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21 I collect taxes/full time student $22k
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>>768456593
27

logistics
50k a year
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80, retired and nap all day, millionaire.
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33, CPA working in a large IT company, 91K after taxes. I’m a parasite.
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>>768456593
31. SSI after a bad accident. Trying to get back to work, but yet to find anything that pays enough to make up for all I will lose from SSI
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21
Factory Work
$15.00/h (before time-based bonuses)
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23 Machinist 60k
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>>768456593
32
chef at Wendy's
$20/hr
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>>768458251
Go to sleep, Travis.
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28, NYPD detective, 80k a year plus benefits
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>>768456593
21
Private security contractor
30,5k after state mandated robbery
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>>768458146

MODS!
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>>768458454
Are you prior service or just low end PSC ?
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>26
>tree climbing foreman
>brought home 56k last year, lots of overtime
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36, programmer, $59.8/hour
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19, Fast Food Trainer. About $18k depending on school hours
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>>768456593
300, vampire loli desu
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23. Jobless. $0.

get on my level.
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>>768458516
Low end, but it works for me. I usually patrol high-risk public areas and industrial areas because the police are spread so thin, and on most weekends I work as a bouncer.
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45
Orthodontist
325k
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>>768458590
Still have 3 years left on my GI bill but every major I choose someone tells me it's dying and I'll be better off doing [x].

Any suggestions /b/ros? Was an electrician before but not really anywhere near me hiring apprentices.
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>>768458645
Not bad, I love being a detective but getting called in the middle of the night cause some gangsters sprayed a whole block aint fun
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>>768456593

35
Chef at Wendy's
$12.47/hr
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>>768456593
27, software dev (first job out of uni), $41k USD in low OECD country
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>>768458783
I can imagine. Have you ever dealt with a tweaker denied his juice? Fun times.
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39 office manager 205k (no education)
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21 butchers apprentice 2nd year $615 aud a week after tax
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>>768458865
Back when I was a beat cop yeah, still it's NYC if a nigga breathes near a LEO there's two ESU squads on their asses
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>>768458986
so $35000 aud a year
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>>768458382
I'm Mark, but yeah, bed is sounding pretty nice. Almost 3am
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>>768456593
27. I am a professional Andy sixx log sucker. I do it for free because the satisfaction of those creamy logs slidding down my fucking throat is worth more than any amount of money
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>>768456593

Age: 49
Occupation: Pharmaceutical Courier
Income: $1,300 per week (Gross)
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18
Ice Cream scooper
$8.30/hour
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>>768456593
29
I am andy sixx's personal toilet (logs only) paid in shit from his asshole
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31, Waiter, $12/h. I also fix computers on the side netting me about $1.5k each month.
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29, finishing up my PhD. Base pay is $36k/yr but between research awards and book contracts I can easily bump that up to $40-42k/yr.

I drink a lot, too, so that eats through most of my extra earnings.
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>>768459315
Clever way of saying drug dealer
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>>768459043
That quick a response time, huh? I dealt with my first on my third patrol and I made the mistake of interrupting him as he was shooting up. Thank Christ for the vest I was wearing.
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>>768459315
My guess, you are listed as unemployed, drive a +70K car and your produce is about a £10/baggy?
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23, chemical engineer, 105k
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23, Business owner, $100 - 200k before bonus
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33, attorney, $20000-25000 per month.
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>>768456593
25, I'm a cunt, I make no money and have enough that I dont need any.
sometimes I like to drink a bunch of coffee, like 5 cups or so, enough that my heart starts racing and I get dizzy and feel like my skin is too tight, then I look through the eyehole in my front door and watch people and freak the fuck out.
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50, and I'm an itinerant tarot reader. I set up on a little folding table on the street. In a 12 hour shift I make $40-$60 on average. On a bad day I'll clear zero, and on my best day ever I made $220. Fortunately my needs are small; as long as I can pay for my Internet connection and a pouch of tobacco, I'm good.
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20
55k aud after tax
Marine technician
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Systems implementation+python, SQL programmer
28
2k monthly gross-(1,5k€ after taxes)
Life is good when I consider that regular salary in my country is like 450-600€....
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35, software engineer, $130k base pay, plus $50k in bonuses and equity
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>>768456593
>i think, i found a bug! or...?
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38, Director level, 200k/y
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29... Depressed with a useless degree and zero motivation :( living off my wife atm
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ITT: 17 year old Wendy's "chefs" lie poorly about being 1%ers.
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32, Software Engineer, 200k-ish.
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26/ $0
Fucking killing it
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>>768456593
21
Gamestop Employee, Adult Store Employee, & Local Nacho Man (selling snacks at house)
1,000 every Two Weeks
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>>768459410
Aw
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>>768456593
20, diesel mechanic, ~$42k/yr
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>>768459410
I bet you get more smiles than i do at work, you're doing gods work.
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>>768460948
I haven't been to a taco stand in years. I'd hit you up.
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29
Tribal Gaming
$65k usd/year
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>>768456593
35. Printer. 26k after tax.

Live with my brother rent free. I dunno how faggots live on so little money. If I had to pay rent or make a house payment I'd be dead broke or worse.
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>>768458364
said no one ever.
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35
shitposter
165k/year

being a professional shitposter is quite lucrative
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18, Army, e-2 pay.
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>>768456593
31, mow yards, about $200 a day
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31
food service
fuckin like $10/hr

I'm a huge success
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>29
>Commercial Insurance Claims Adjuster
>$145,000 Canadian Pesos/year
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>>768462397
probably the only post here that isnt complete bullshit
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20
I'm a banker.
I make like 14.90 an hour, or 31k salary.
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>27
>$8,5k
>corpo worker
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33, Third world country Computer tech $16K and that is before taxes and shit
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>>768456593
23
Metal Factory (Yes, I also like hip hop)
16.5ph = ~33k a year before tax I think
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>>768456593
29, Processional Cat Walker, $72k a week
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>>768456593
19
Server/waiter
Anywhere from $20 to $200 a day
Averaging $90
7-10 hours a day
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36, project manager, 98k
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22, Chemist, $40k/yr
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52 - 90k AUD - AV Tech
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21
Electrician
40k a year
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32/ mech, tech, general handyman with 3 degrees for American school in Africa/ screw by local hire laws at 12k a year
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>>768456593
24, teacher, FUCKIN NOTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>768462961
femanon btw will show boobs for money
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23, minimum wage, Subway
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25
Development lead.
About $91k/yr. It gives me a 3 room apartment in the dead center of town next to my office with about $2,5k for shits and giggles.
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20 not working not making money
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>28
>molding sample tech
>started as an operator
>21/hr
>went from 12/hr to 21 in 2 years
>omw to process engineer
Plastics sucks. Most people won't get this.
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>>768463078

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
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>>768462985
Will you show something if I post my nuts?
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>>768463078
Zero schooling btw
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24
professional student/leech
whatever Papa gives me

Dad is 60's
Ceo of a Logistics Company
He doesn't tell me the exact number cause why would he but he has publicly complained to me how he hates giving the state govt 500k in taxes and he just sold his 3 million beach house in Cali with a plan to move to Florida.

I feel like Chris Farley in Tommy Boy
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>>768463241
My father's a NYC building contractor owner, he does 3 million dollar jobs without a blink. Worked on a trump building a few years ago, 500k in taxes is chump change. Trust me, he makes more than your dad. I feel like I never have to work in my life.
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36 work at the federal bure....cleaner, im just a cleaner..
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>>768463677
dope, i hate being a leech though. At least I know nepotism can get me an easy high paying job in his field, assuming I fuck up everything with what I'm trying to do.
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22, gets money off ssi and freelancing cartoon art, $500 a month from ssi. $10-$50 on a single commission
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>>768459926
best post thus far
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37
Programmer
£ 70k
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>>768460750
lool
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31
worked 3 jobs and invested in BTC in 2014-15 now have about 1.6 million AUD worth.
quit my job last year and have taken out enough to live on for upto 4-5 years in case of long bear market. I live with family to save money and dont waste any money.
during the days I nap a lot, take long walks in nature, cook nice meals etc. pretty chill.
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>>768464099
not as fat and not as little unfortunately but I still want wingy
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work at a japanese food based place
15$ hr
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>>768463979
No, I was joking. I work for my money. I'm not some spoiled piece of shit. Work makes a man, free things make a pussy...why do you think woman want everything for free?

I'd rather work a wrench my whole life than be given everything I'll ever I need in one day.

Any farmer has stronger hands than the stongest guy at any gym. Soft handed faggots.

Bitch. Ass. Niggas.
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>>768464423
If life ever brings you down, just remember...
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24 Oil field Technician 120k plus bonuses
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>>768464874
>the caption
>no, fucking no
>why
>WHY
Why do I feel like an old person, in my late 20's?
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>>768462282

Get out right now and become a plumber shits way to easy and you get 30 an HR after 3 years
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>>768462985
>>768462985

Gotta see em b4 I pay money most of my teachers would have to pay me money to see their boobs
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24, project manager in civil rail infrastructure

70k € post tax
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>>768464510
lol it's all good. If your dad makes that shit and is cool with you spending idgaf. His money after all but it's cool you don't cause I def agree in terms for judging myself. I don't want to be a baby hand manchild under daddy's giant meaty thumbs for much longer but i'm def thankful he's spared me the fate of school plus a garbage job

I watch my buddy do that and he's so miserable. Works part time, has a side hussle where he writes international student's papers and then does the fuck ton of school work that we're assigned. No social life or much of a life at all. He goes without sleep for +48 hrs occasionally, but still manages to get decent work done. Hardest working dude I've ever seen but it's hard to believe he hasn't blown his brains out. Seeing him makes me appreciate my own situation everyday


>>768464874
Amen brother, I'll get some tomorrow to surprise my miserable buddy sidekick.
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42, corporate English teacher
270,000 yen/mo (about $30k a year)
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28, Civil engineer
£60k+ depending on weekend work
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I live in amazing country where our beloved government gives us 1,300 a fortnight
It's the universal basic income

We only take in people with skills to work here though so to bad to all those that just come here for the welfare system.
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>>768456593
22, tattoo artist, £52k
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Air Force
4k a month
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>>768456593
27
youtuber
1500-2000 dollars a month.

I'm a super small channel with barely any views but it works out.
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26
Gas station convenience store clerk
$15k/year
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29, hvacr technician, $34k
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19, In the IT field. $30k
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>>768468759
2k a month for a small channel that's dope, what kinda views you getting? link channel?
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22
Cable tech
32k before taxes
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>>768456593
20, nothing, about $100/week from various trades
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>>768456593
25, web developer, ~USD 50 000
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>>768456593
28 Inventory Supervisor
$48,000 salary non exempt
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26
forklift operator
20 000 € a year
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28, Mining Operations Foreman, 185k/year. Only work about 180 days of the year. Shits cash.
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>>768456593
>27
>welfare+unemployment benefits
>$1500 per month
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26, 3k Aud a week subcontracting + a bit of extra money for jobs I’m running in my hometown for my business.

I’m an electrician (do an apprenticeship it’s worth it)
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>>768463971
Go pick up something else that makes you feel better about your day and place in society
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>>768457266
What state? Do you live in a big city?
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30 a fucking bum, red lining as drug dealer and mild anarchist

To be continued... maybe
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46
Electrician
£40,000 pa.$54,170.08 pa
Plus perks.
£80 per night away from home. $108.34
Fuel.
Scrap bag bonus.
Plus overtime @ £30 per hour. $40.63
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>>768470329
get a job
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>>768469956
Just checked with today's currency, and it's more like 64 356.98 USD/year
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>>768470849
Why? So I can be stressed out depressed and unhappy?
My expenses, house and taxes are covered by other non-monetary benefits, literally only need to use about $200 on food per month, rest is spending money, don't need more.
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21, tech, 67000$ before taxes
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>>768471028
and you feel no guilt having your life paid for by hard working people? you're contributing nothing to society
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>>768456593
>who the fuck is here!!!?
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>>768471028
You know you're a leech that's all that matters. Enjoy accomplishing nothing in your life.
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>>768470849
If you don't have the money to pay him the wages to do that job, you shut your ignorant ass up, I've been rejected by so many interviews now I may have better chances of landing a position with ISIS lol
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>>768471098
Why would I feel guilty when those rich politicians waste 1 000 000 times more money per year.
And I'm supposed to feel guilty?
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>>768471281
what a stupid comment, it isn't as hard to get a job as people make out, people like to /say/ they're trying but they're not, they're sitting around reaping the benefits and dole and then bitch that nobody will hire so people don't know they're a lazy leech, if you're persistent you can get work
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>>768458747
Go medical field anon. So long as death is one of the things guaranteed to us mortals, people will always need medical aid.
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>>768471229
As opposed to everyone else in this thread that is burning their life away making other people richer.
What is your accomplishment kind sir?
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32, software development consultant, £50000
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18
Apprentice Mechanical Engineer
$17/hr NZD
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>>768471345
my cousin is on the dole and my entire family is nice to his face and then completely shit talks him and laughs at him amongst eachother, just know you're a leech and people have no respect for you
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>>768471458
I work 3 days a week as my own boss and make £50k a year, I'm loving life, your comment doesn't apply to me
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>>768456593
24, software engineer, €29k gross (not counting overtime)
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ceo 150k per day
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landlord
about half a mil (pic related)

> inb4 he's a jew
> yes i'm a jew
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>>768462165
get out newfag
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>>768471537
Do you understand that they're literally jealous? Why do people believe they need to live a certain way to live "right"?
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>>768471646
hmu with some dolla
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22
I drive a truck around Europe
42k per year
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>>768471605
Too much money for me also too much responsibility.
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>>768471690
I'd rather work for 50k a year and feel fulfilled, have a nice house and nice food and holidays and respect from people, than stay in my house all day every day like he does and get 1.2k a month, it's pathetic
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>>768471731
>too much money
no such thing, can have anything you want and anything you dont spend you can save or help people with it, you're just deluded because you know you want it but you know you cant have it so you've told yourself you dont want it to deal with your lame life
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>>768471690
until you know the feeling of actually earning something and how good it feels, just keep living in your pathetic bubble
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>>768471351
So my comment is stupid when your reply has no intelligence in it whatsoever, all you said was what the last anon said, true dumb shit over here.
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27
NEET
about 900€ per month
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>>768471827
>because I need to go on a spending spree every month
>because I need a new car every month
>because I need a 4 bedroom house
>because I need to have a lot of 0's on my bank account to feel accomplished

I don't need any of those things
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>>768471873
>I feel good being a wagecuck

kek ok buddy
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>>768472016
have fun with your worthless life
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>>768456593
29
Cook at a pancake house
$12/hour
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>>768472110
>pancake house

waffle house or gtfo
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>>768471943
my nigga, can you believe how rustled these wageslaves get at us, while politicians waste 100000% more money on useless agendas? But we're the one wasting their money, kek.
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>>768471977
How about actually owning the house you live in kek, or being able to support yourself and others
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>>768458033
Good luck with the aids fucknuts
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>>768472161
indeed it is pretty amusing my brother
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>>768457985
Should be a billionaire this day in age.
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>>768472070
What if I told you your life is worthless no matter how "accomplished" you are? You think when you'll die people will remember you? Have fun making mr. Shekelstein a richer man.
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>>768472170
>>768471659

i'd prefer that he rents from me
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>>768458364
How does it feel knowing a monkey could do your job?
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>>768458496
I bet you have a delicious asshole
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>>768472170
I do all of those things. My house is mine, paid by the government, taxes and expenses paid by the government + get spending money from government. All the things I get for free are mine, they have my name on it.
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>>768472161
>trying to justify your nigger way of life
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>>768472327
Do you get benefits from leeches renting from you or is it the same as everyone else?
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>>768458833
You're retardation is insulting to real chefs and cooks everywhere you do a job that a fucking monkey could do.
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>>768472487
>being this jealous
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>>768472070
No problem! Thanks and while I'm here, you enjoy slaving away for the rest of life, missing your family, missing your kids bdays n shit, losing time away from your soon to be dead parents, its all worth it, money can buy anything right? I can buy your soul right? So much time you spend making another man rich who would gladly take food out of your children's hand to feed their pets. Stop worshipping your job and worship your family, they actually love you.
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23, Lowes, 10.77/hr
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>age
18
>what do you do for work?
I don't work, currently in education
>what do you earn?
£50 / month
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>>768472784

mcdonalds pays 11
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>>768460750
Basement dwelling degenerate
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23
Doctor
$32,000 roughly
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>>768456593
37, mechanic apprentice. Just starting the job @ $20/hour

I'm already a journeyman welder so I'm taking a big pay cut down to $20/hourly but I need a change of scenery
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>>768472487
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>>768473350
>I'm a tattoo artist

what's the most messed up tat that a chick has asked for?
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>>768473350
>loves being a cuck

whatever turns you on.
I love not working, I work 0 days per week and have enough money to go on holidays. U mad?
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23
ER Nurse
90k but I work OT a lot
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29
USPS Letter Carrier
$42k
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>>768473457
Never been asked for anything obscene, I did cover a drunk tat on a guys leg that said "i love fat bitches" though, that was a funny one
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>>768473350
Waew good for you, if only we could all become tattoo artists and do fuck all for 3 days a week but unfortunently life won't allow this because their are real problems out there that need to be solved with real intelligence, the real world doesn't have time for bullshit jobs like yours, I have to wonder if you have ever had a full time contracted job working 60 hrs a week, its not fucking fun.
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>>768456593
25 headhunter last year was around 150k
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35
Car sales
75k/year
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>>768473532
a cuck? not sure how you gathered that, but yeah my parents are proud of me and I take them out on nice holidays, I paid off their debt they'd had for 10 years, yours arent proud of you being a neet, so your opinion means literally nothing to me

>>768474413
I earned this job, while i was spending 4 days a week in the studio on no money at all, I was working 2 other jobs, trust me I know what it's like to be flat out working all week
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>>768474528
Used or new cars?
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>>768456593
21 years old here
studying Computer Engineering + Computer Science
Working on a part-time job as IT support
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>>768474666
10,750 / year only 20 h per week
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>>768468389
that's not a basic income, that's an apology for not getting rid of the Abos.
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>>768470249
what sort of qualifications do you need to get started in mining?
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>>768456593
Semi truck driver... I pull steel out of nucor. 31 170k a year. Only been driving 2 yrs and 3 months. Started at swift academy.
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18
warehouse worker / picker-packer
$17.09 AUD per hour
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22
Insurance call center
16.51 per hour
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