benis
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benis
I want to die
>>768456146
why
>>768456193
Nothing to do
>>768456209
butt fug yourself
>>768456244
Not in the mood
>>768456209
i cri
Tanks are clean, and only the forest scorpion was fussy.
>>768456328
Why is there nothing to do ever
>>768456292
I love ass
>>768456468
Beautiful
>>768456351
yay cleantanks!
>>768456378
because black people
>>768456629
Close but its actually the jews
>>768456689
mother fuckers
>>768456579
Perfect in all ways
jesy show us your dick
>>768456836
never!
>>768456629
Right? I even upgraded the centipede into a bigger home.
>>768457147
how bigger?
>>768457283
Like, more than twice as big.
>>768457608
whoa!
Show us your butthole then
>>768457673
It was super calm about the whole thing too.
Spam this faggots comments with shit
https://ifunny.co/fun/6nm6XxKh5?s=cl
>>768457956
good~
I'm goign to bed nini jams
>>768457938
show your
>>768458002
night. sleep well
>>768456052
male cubs are the only good furries - discuss
>>768458088
Whats the hap anyway gayoli
>>768458002
It is good. I want all my babies to be happy and comfortable.
>>768458194
you're a good bug dad
>>768458193
just finished fapping. i'm tired but i don't want to go to bed right now. i'm listening some music right now. just the usual. what's up with you? i mean, besides of your boredom
what in the goddamn
>>768458002
Night.
>>768458340
Well today I would have rathered been at work rather than at home, doing nothing
I have no games to play which is rough
Im looking at leddit, watching a stream and shitposting
poRN
>>768458399
try Battletech
it's good
>>768458462
My taste in games is trash
I doubt i'd enjoy it
>>768458509
try minesweeper
>>768458544
I dont want to live in europe
>>768458553
why not in all 3?
>>768458509
do you like giant stompy mechs?
do you like XCOM?
if you answered yes to either, check out Battletech. it's made by both Harebrained and Paradox
>>768458303
I like to think so. I am always looking for things I think will make them more comfortable. Bigger water dishes, better hides, better substrate, etc.
>>768458419
I'll poRN you.
>>768458573
you sounded a lot like a irl friend of mine
>>768458607
>mechs
not really
>xcom
Played similar games and watched a bit of it
I dont know either of them
>>768458637
I know. I'm pretty damn good
fool do you have any whip spiders? they're neat and v friendly
>>768458737
>spiders
>friendly
pick one
>>768458628
why not just have them coexist alongside you in the dirt you have in your house?
>>768458631
goodness me, how lewd
>>768458678
bullshit. only 2 kinds of people in this world: people who like mechs and people who won't admit they like mechs
>>768458678
are you as fat and autist as him?
>>768458780
whip spiders are not actually spiders, first of all. second, lots of spodes are friendly.
>>768458805
Nah im not fat or an autist
>>768458803
scifi is gay
>>768458825
call me spider racist, but i hate all spiders
>>768458737
I do. They're super slow growing though.
>>768458803
Because they would get hurt.
>>768458841
pic or fake
>>768458880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmgcbsFFY1A
>>768458901
Nou
>>768458886
I used to be terrified of them until I learned more about them, now I think they're really rad. Shy little alien bois
>>768458841
ur gay
>>768458886
they managed to reproduce for millenia without our help, i think they'd be fine unless they got squarshed or hunted each other. territory might also be an issue
>>768458989
This is only half true
>>768458880
no bully
>>768458419
I love porn
I have never met a spider I didn't like.
>>768458946
That little critter is probably the weirdest animal I have. They are totally the biggest shy guys.
>>768458989
Eating each other would be an issue, getting squished would be an issue, and the garbage would be an issue.
>>768459020
That's not technically a spider.
>>768458886
>>768458946
oh wait, you have an actual vinegaroon. I meant the tailless ones, i.e >>768459020
>>768459103
I know, as stated in >>768458825
>>768459027
me too
we should hang out
>>768459020
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS BIG AND GRABBY
>>768458927
the proletariat demands nudes
fags
>>768459020
just look at that. i want to burn it down to ashes
>>768459297
ikr
>>768459240
Those are called cave spiders or sometimes tailless whip scorpions. Vinegaroons are whip scorpions. I don't have a tailless whip spider, no.
>>768459294
they're friendly but very very shy and timid
>>768459372
NO BULLY
>>768459439
okay :c
>>768459295
Idk what that memes
>>768459439
i-i'm scared senpai pls don't let it get me
>>768459439
>shy
how can an insect be shy?
>>768459512
communism i guess?
Y'all some bitches tho.
>>768458803
PoRN you good.
>>768459588
Show means of production
>>768459590
>>768459663
lel, that actually make sense in my head
>>768459588
Because they don't like being bothered so they try to hide or run away.
>>768459681
Curly hairs are the spider to get if you don't like spiders. They are total sweethearts.
>>768459590
tarantulas are fine, most spiders are fine unless they're fast or use scare tactics
it's just the ones with really long spindly appendages and spiny grabbers, stingers, venom, etc
>>768459711
means of baby production
>>768459646
play Battletech
>>768459738
how does a spider show affection?
>>768459738
>Curly hairs are the spider to get if you don't like spiders
>the spider to get if you don't like spiders
>>768459747
speaking of communism, i'm hungry
>>768459851
so drink wodka
also this pic i'm posting is one of my favorites
>>768459741
Cave spiders, vinegaroons, and sun spiders have absolutely no venom at all. How do you feel about roachies?
>>768459830
They show more that they trust you're not going to kill them by remaining completely relaxed.
>>768459851
Exposure therapy, yo.
>>768459804
I'm not at home.
>>768459294
Then we can look at porn together
>>768459917
nah, too late for alcohol
>>768459925
na, thank you. i scream like a girl every time i see a spider in my house
>>768459925
Hissing cockroaches are fine, 'cause I consider them exotic pets, but common house roaches all die. I like my pets warm, fluffy, and cuddly. It's pretty hard to skritch a spider behind the ears, what with the no ears.
>>768459958
wtf it's 3am tho
>>768459997
what
no that's weird anon
>>768459925
also, you have enormous hands good gravy. I'm going to call you Fezzik
>>768460120
I'm at hunnibuns'.
>>768460099
Quit being a bitch.
>>768460120
Curly hairs are fluffy and cuddly.
>>768459851
Back of the bread line then
>>768459588
think of a whip spider as the arachnid equivalent of a possum. Very very timid and 200% harmless, they only have a bad rep because of their alien-like appearance. They're not even venomous.
>>768459741
tarantulas are fast as fuck
>>768460223
I have enormous hands? I've always thought my hand were on the smaller side given I'm built like a brick shit house. I also don't know what fezzik is.
They also have venom. All scorpions and spiders have venom.
>>768460233
spiders are evil! they would kill all of us if they could
>>768460258
kek
>>768460266
still. arachnids are not for me
>>768460445
Post big fat dicks
>>768460228
i thought you two had a place together?
>>768460233
but will it jump on your bed to knead your shoulder and purr? i think not, Fezzik
>>768460266
possum are cute a f
whip spiders are not
This is a fezzik
>>768460332
post hand with coin in the center for reference
please and thank you
>>768460501
Nope.
>>768460120
There's nothing weird about sharing porn with friends
>>768460467
nah, that's gay.
>>768460445
They're too lazy for that. They would rather hang out and not do anything at all.
>>768460501
Eric would respond if I called him, which was pretty neat.
>>768460587
Good meme pic
>>768460548
That's weird. You're weird.
>>768460562
oh word, tell him Evan says hi
>>768460576
i know where this ends. i'm nippin' this one in the bud
>>768460620
who was/is Eric? what species?
I'm going to sleep. I hope not to dream about spiders, or communism
>>768460720
yes
why tf you think i'm posting gay furry porn at 3am
>>768460758
commie spiders with big moustaches
>>768460753
Brachypelma albopilosum or the Curly Hair.
>
>>768460777
To jerk off to? The fuck you want a picture of my hands for? THAT'S what is weird.
>>768460847
moustaches are nice
>>768460857
it's just to actually gauge the size of your hands since you said you thought they were small
i'm a weirdo not a fuckin freakshow jesus
Yooooo! Is the thread where the furrys avatar and talk to each other and stuff?
I remember these threads always being on /b/ years ago. When I came back this time it looked like y'all had disappeared.
I'm glad to see y'all are still masturbating and roleplaying and having a good time!
>>768460944
The fuck you wanna know that for? Look up the average size of a hissing roach, that and the picture of the roach in my hand should be good enough.
>>768460753
He says 'hi'.
>>768461031
I'll good time you.
>>768461141
please do! I could use someone to be a little rough with me :3
>>768461141
Show hb's butthole
>>768460753
Daddy please rp with me
Who's Evan?
I only know a Ginger from Farmington, UT named Evan
>>768461216
No, only tenderness.
>>768461518
Tenderness is acceptable c;
>>768461485
i'm Evan
>>768461105
no need to be so defensive, i'm just curious
chill
>>768461441
nnnnnnnope, i have a bf
>>768461690
It's hard to convey sarcasm without shitty emojis
>>768461631
Lies.
>>768461690
You aren't the first person to try and get pictures of my hands. I'm always weary of you weirdo types.
>>768461690
Yeah, and who the fucc are you mate?!
>>768461791
i don't pick up on it easily, even real life, don't worry
>>768461815
wary*
chill
>>768461833
uh
still Evan
hi
>>768461852
No, I mean tired.
>>768461920
oh
well go to sleep then dingding
>>768461809
Not lies! :c
Tenderness works good too. I just need some lovin
>>768461977
Of you weirdo types. Hence the weary of you weirdo types?
>>768461884
Ait
A suhh nibbah
>>768462037
nothin' i can do bout that chief
>>768462085
just got out the shower, bout to ruin the nice soap smell with cigarette smoke. how's y'all? date night tonight?
>>768462175
You could be not a damn weirdo.
>>768462010
Hunnibuns gets all the tenderness.
>>768462175
Gae, know dat feel
Tv together time
Be together for 3+ yrs noa
>>768462250
Im afraid its intrinsic to my being
I wasn't lying when i said there's nothing i can do about it
Oddly enough i have a lot of good friends so i must be doing something right
Maybe i just smell nice
>>768462285
Oh well, I guess I'll leave now. Have a good time my furry friends!
>>768462362
Yeah Snarf told me :3 congrats y'all
I miss my boo, he live 4hr from me
>>768462462
Are these friends real? Or are they the go to another school kind?
>>768462581
No they come to my house and spend time with me and everything
I'm too old to put up with superficial friends, i only deal in solid bonds, feel me
>>768462465
Don't steal my Mr Bear
>>768462522
Hunnibuns wants me to tickle his balls.
>>768462851
Opportunity only knocks once
Tickle that sack. Tickle it real good like
>>768462784
Right. So they're weirdos too then, huh?
>>768462581
I keep misinterpreting what you type. I thought you were referring to me having fake friends, not imaginary ones
>>768462967
Well duh
Where's the fun in having normie friends? Besides I'm too socially anxious to talk to normies
>>768462963
I am.
>>768456052
I like benis
>>768463034
That's alright, you're not the first and you certainly won't be the last.
>>768463087
I'm a normal person. I have normal friends. When people talk to me I want to puke in their face and run off, but I don't do it because I'm normal.
>>768463128
Nice
Now flick it
>>768463188
I mean i have my filters, but for the most part I have no alternative but to be true to my weirdo self
Also, I'm more of a donkey punch guy. I hate puking, i always feel weak and shaky after
>>768463311
Puking is fine, I'd rather puke than punch someone. I have no filters because I don't need filters. I'm completely normal.
>>768463491
You're a funny guy james
Oh my GOD ITS NOT EVEN 5AM YET
SOMEONE SHOOT THE FUCKING ROOSTER
>>768463970
Funny looking maybe.
