poorly describe games, anons try to guess them.
pic unrelated
>waterfowl is kike
>pogo cane
>moon is made of cheese
>muh shekls
>play as characters in different time periods
>losing sanity
>Be a robot
>Also be a ninja
>Your mother is annoying as fuck
>>768455199
Sanitarium
>find cell phone
>learn that the world is fucked
>genetic experiment
>the nigger that hacked your phone saves the bad guy at the end
>small town
>cut scenes are live action
>cult
>violent
>>768455296
Metal Gear Rising: Revengence
>>768455199
Live-A-Live ?
>>768455084
>Old dude with special amulet dies
>Ohno.png
>Find his son,give son special amulet
>Go hunt down and kill elf nigger
>Come back and find the whole world being ivaded by demon niggers
>Son transforms into giant dragon,kills giant demon nigger in boring 30 second long fight that is a massive let down and a huge dissapointment for a "ultimate final battle to end the game cliche"
>get cool armor as a reward
I made this VERY,VERY,VERY,VERY,VERY easy for a reason.
If you don't get this,you are fucking retarded and need to leave the internet forever.
>>768455084
>mom is bitch
>jesus and satan exist
>1001%
>>768455354
Wow, strangely similar, but no
>>768455391
this is literally just Isaac, like, it's not even hard to tell
>>768455199
that game where you have a deamon tenticle on your back and dual wield pistols, and jump off a mental hospital
or bioshock infinite
>be me
>Superior crusader
>Wake up having lost some memories
>Kill sub-human heretics
>DEUS VULT FAGGOTS
>go on crusade constantly insulting infidels, stealing their cash and killing them
>Some demons try to get some, but only get pain and death instead.
>Shit this demon looks fuckable
> Other crusader chapter has lots of assholes and needs to be cleaned
> My Lord is an ass because be allows that filthy other chapter to exist.
> Go Deus vult on his ass too
> Victory, but wake up losing even more memories
> None of the crusaders know about the murder
> They don't even seem to remember about our Lord
> Feel enlightened, killing for bliss instead of discrimination and hate
> Still gotta give it to those filthy culters.
>be you
>Have multiple personality disorder
>You are either a used car salesman, a failed actor or a psychopath
>At least the weather is usually good
>>768455389
Why wasn't acrobatics a skill in the next game :( it was my favorite one to level up in that one
>>768455354
ha, warframe
>>768455389
oblivion?
>>768455491
You got it.
>>768455504
It probably is, I'm sure of it.
>cant die, only experience set backs
>trapped in music box
>tackle shit
>kill clown
>>768455307 # >>768455362 # >>768455449 #
nope
>>768455477
>next TES game
What? That is just a myth!
Only Skyrim Re-releases here!
BUY SKYRIM VR NOW AND GET A LIMITED EDITION ALDUIN DILDO FOR $49.99!
>be angry
>these fucking pillars
>Odo says they're bullshit
>destroy those shits and fuck the world up
>Odo fucking lied to you because he's an asshole like that
>get railroaded into fixing them by random time travel
>kill your lieutenant and imprison his soul in your awesome demon sword
>go back and ruin those goddamn pillars again and destroy everything
>somehow time resets yet again because gigantic plothole
>you watch yourself destroy the pillars the first time from a window overlooking them
>this time paradox makes no sense
>there was like 5 of these games
>>768455619
ring-a-ding-ding!
(insert new vegas joke here)
>>768455461
gta5
>>768455459 hint:
>Every time I die this strange fucker comes up
>Tells me it's a dream of what could be
>Wish I could go DEUS VULT on his ass too TBH
>>768455751
dark souls
>>768455199
hint: Gamecube game
>>768455296
Warframe.
>>768455698
toppest of the keks, mate.
(and how about two of those alduin dildoes, at a discount :))
>>768455818
Incorrect
>>768455744
Correct
>>768455819
Eternal Darkness?
>>768455084
>Be angry
>Kill all the gods
>Destroy the world
>>768455732
Cute, loveable adoring centaurs are still a thing according to last days weather report
>>768455910
God of War
>>768455711
Star Trek
>>768455751
Bastion
>>768455926
Yes
>die in game die for real
>repetitive dungeons
>12 year old singer/doctor/bitch
>hentai
>>768455838
Oops,sorry!
It seems i have blown up all the dildos!
Guess your stuck with regular Skyrim VR but i will keep it at the same 50 dollar price,becuase fuck you!
>You and your best friend are a couple kids from new jersey just trying to enjoy life
>End up making it big together
>He double crosses you and leaves you hanging
>decide to forgive him and go on overseas excursion
>friend gets drunk and crash a tank
>abandons you in foreign country to die
>find a way back home and track him down
>he dodges you in Hawaii, and manages to ruin yoyr life even more
>chase him down and have final showdown where it all began
>Defeat your former friend and clear your name of everything
>Go to KISS concert
>>768455958
Are you really even trying family?
>>768455970
sao
>trapped in an isolated area
>one by one dies
>>768456013
No because the game you are describing does not exist
>>768455922
dont get that joke....
>>768455996
Tony Hawk's Underground
>>768455995
you can't fuck me without the dildoes, mate. you've played yourself
>>768455909
Got it
> let’s go bowling
>>768456013
Perhaps he's just following the rules really fucking well
>Hairy witch.
>Lolipops
>>768456061
Yes it does, it's just not guessable to anyone who hasn't actually played it.
Have you been paying attention throughout your journey?
>>768456153
GTA 4
>>768456077
yep
>adobe flash
>2d
>crude/punny humor 10/10
>turn in quests for hentai
>>768456070
I think Best Friend Tabitha doesn't appreciate that, listen to Black Mountain Radio mane.
>>768456167
It seems no one has played it then. Prob some obscure weaboo shit
>be very fucking irish
>this family was fucking around with some devil shit
>you're a fookin bastard Jerimiah
>run around with a fucking scythe and kill shit
>not really sure honestly why
>>768456163
Strippernetta
>time travel
>princess
>Frog
>cave bitch
>last boss is volcano monster
>Mother dies
>Pull needles
>Alien invaders from the past
>>768456228
>no one
There's a general up at VG constantly
>>768456281
prince of persia
>>768455751
is it might&magic?
>>768456140
thanks to that GameCube hint
haven't tried that game because i don't have GameCube
might try it someday using emulator
>>768455461
Skyrim
>>768456267
Yes
>>768456300
Then your description doesnt fit the game cuz no one can get it
>>768456331
Swing and a miss
>lie
>truth
>kill
>try not to die
>blood
>>768456301
Nooe
>>768455351
Fortnite
>>768455193
Roblox
>>768455751
Shadow of Memories
>>768456228
It's not some weeb shit, I got one hint still that's super-easy mode, but I'm gonna be coy so you'll need to ask me how I'm doing first and show some interest y'know
>>768456218
Minecraft xD
>>768456123
You can have your dildos if you buy Skyrim for our leapster explorer at a fantastic value of 69$
>>768456395
Cut scenes are LIVE ACTiON dude. What part of fortnite is live action to you
>>768456331
gta v
>>768456294
Roblox again
>>768456371
Roblox
>>768455623
No one got this one. One more hint : main character is greedy piece of shit
>trapped in an isolated area
>one by one dies
>based on novel
>>768455461
gtaV
wrong tag**
>>768456454
>>768455351
Roblox
>Wash up on an island full of hairy creatures
>Grow up instantly
>Bad guy has the weirdest mohawk
>Horrid platforming and controls
chick tries to murder guy fails and then the guy takes over the underworld
>vroomy crashy smashy
>nigger on radio won't shut the fuck up
>get electrocuted
>become doctor doom
>climb shit
>>768456487
Yup
>>768456483
Roblox?
>be a bat in a circus
>shit game
>>768456541
Burnout paradise
>>768456541
Burnout Paradise
>>768456529
Roblox i think
>>768456552
Infamous
>another settlement needs our help
>I'll mark the location on your map
>>768456589
arkham city?
>>768456589
Definitely fortnite
>>768456552
Infamous?
>Be king
>Take over the world
>Rape every woman
>Hentai
>>768456587
nope
>>768456637
yup
>>768456640
Kichikuou Rance
>>768456529
Far cry 3
>>768456487
uninstalling sys32
>>768456609
Try again, son
>>768456620
Lego star wars
>>768456594
>>768456592
I was actually thinking 3 but close enough
>muh rock
>nigs everywhere
>>768456675
Got it
>>768456640
Must be Roblox
>>768456679
Negative
>>768456704
Rust
>>768456704
Has to be Roblox
>black and white
>Bloody
>pimp
>zombies
>shit
>>768456716
Close
>>768456620
Fall out 4. Most annoying part of that game
>Drag my ass across the entire map to shoot 4 bad guys who are walking towards this camp
>>768456436
>>768455459
Crusader kings 2
>>768456436
nice meme™
>>768456529
Fortnite?
>trapped in an isolated area
>one by one dies
>based on mystery novel
>I'm bored
>try and get this fucking kingdom to go to war with me because I'm fucking bored as shit
>these faggots won't go to war
>poison the water and kill the whole fucking kingdom
>/shrug
>relocate corporate headquarters to poisoned dead town
>fuck with this random group of dickheads a bunch of times now because nothing else to do
>>768456766
yee
>"cool performance on the circuit, man"
>>768456774
Roblox
>>768456826
Fallout nv
>>768456789
I was always upset that I could never fire enough nukes at Garvey to kill him.
gonna post the same one, since no one guessed last time
> vore fetish fantasy disguised as an rpg
>>768456815
>>768456679
Older, much older
>bigassmansion.jpeg
>this bitch wont stop crying
>trippy walls
>shitpants.exe
>>768456853
Chivalry Medieval warfare
>Ellen page is important
>rip off of niggy game
>rival gang
>gets goofy
> Become president
>>768456906
Valkyria Chronicles
>>768456925
Last of us
>>768456552
infamous
>>768456925
That's clearly The Ellen Page Game Starring Ellen Page with special guest appearance by Ellen Page
>>768456925
Mass Effect
>>768456892
nope
>trapped in an isolated area
>a poem
>one by one dies
>based on mystery novel
>>768456929
Saints row series
>>768456929
saints row
>be author
>Flashlight replaces wife as companion for life
>>768456929
Mass Effect 2
>>768456984
Fallout 3?
>>768456990
Titan Quest
>>768456984
Some game based off of and then there were none
>The aristocrats, the game.
>>768456529
>KERSPLAT!!
>WAH HEY!!
>>768456853
Has 2 b roblox
>>768457031
Nope
>>768457041
> not hentai
>>768456529
just gonna go with crash bandicoot?
>>768457010
still nope
>>768457033
BINGO
Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agatha_Christie:_And_Then_There_Were_None
>>768455459
This isn't the hint I'm being coy for but this shit is sci-fi and not medieval, btw.
>>768457113
Still nope, but you're on the right platform
>>768457041
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
>What a save!
>What a save!
>What a save!
>What a save!
>What a save!
>>768457126
Fallout tactics
>>768457216
Saving Private Ryan
>>768457146
Warhammer 40k
>Go to prison
>Be everyones prison bitch
>Level up
>Make everyone your prison bitch
>>768457216
Fucking Rocket League...
>>768457241
already answered >>768457126
>>768457208
Nope
>>768456529
>>768457049
Croc, Legend of the Gobbos
>>768456989
Yes
>>768457126
Alan Wake
>>768457126
Legend of Grimrock?
>>768457284
Getting quite close now, wrong franchise though
>>768457381
already answered >>768457126
>>768457365
MAH NIGGA!!! You got it!!
>>768455351
Harvester?>>768455362
>>768457400
already answered >>768457126
>>768456826
Bionic Commando
>>768456826
Metro 2033
>>768456984
Shadow of Mordor
>>768457495
>>768457511
already answered >>768457126
>>768457300
Hint: Smoke weed in swamp.
>>768456826
Mad Max
>>768457528
>>768457564
already answered >>768457126
>>768456906
That episode of twilight zone with the yeti on the plane
>>768455711
Legacy of kain
>>768457126
Has to be Roblox
>>768457126
Rayman Legends
>>768455084
>i think, i found a bug! or...?
>>768457300
Dying Light
>evil creature tries to take on the world
>3 guys tries to stop it
>time travel
>>768457675
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
>be edgy teenager
>some ugly skinny fuckers of various colors help you kill elves and shit
>>768457665
Nope, it's an rpg
>>768456906
>find clues n shit
>flesh painting
>>768455084
survive
>>768457403
…starcraft
>>768456218
What was it Franks adventure? By Mausland
>>768457852
Yep!
>>768457776
zombies
>>768456245
Undying
Woman gets sucked into an intergalactic war, makes friends with Elvis
>Little girls
>Eastern
>Magic
>Lots of rule34
>>768457675
>evil creature tries to take on the world
>3 guys tries to stop it
>time travel
>one in the future
>one in current time
>one in the past
>>768457965
Touhou
>>768455459
Eye, divine cybermancy?
>>768457998
Yes
>mom dies
>go to different realm to save her
>partner carries a lantern everywhere
>realm is facing the wrath of a witch
>Force animals to fight for sport
>Kids game
>be you
>get kidnapped
>forced to destroy cities by kidnappers
>shrek is there
>>768458124
pokemon
>>768458124
Pokemon
>>768458168
Yeah, that was way too easy
>>768458029
Congratulations, you have succeeded where quite a few other anons couldn't.
>>768458279
Every anon that guessed was me lmao. Eye divine cybermancy sucks ass btw
>daughter is lost
>city is foggy
>city is hellish
>evil cult
Dis nigga 200 years old and trying to find a baby in the damn appocolypse
>3D isometric view
>RPG game
>Sequel to the first game
>The dragons, imps, xaurips, and Nagas are really cute,
>you get your own pirate ship
Yo spam this faggot
https://ifunny.co/fun/6nm6XxKh5?s=cl
>>768458338
I bet you'd say the same bout Morrowind lmao.
E.Y.E. is pretty solid but requires quite an investment to get into properly, I'd advise doing co-op with someone you know that also has a decent amount of time clocked in on it, though tutorials and the guides can get you just as far, they'll just take longer.
>>768456483
Either Minecraft hunger games, or pubg, or Fortnite. All of which were based directly or indirectly on the Japanese novel Battle Royale.
>>768458556
it's already been answered
>go to flying city
>Save girl
>Go to different universe
>Apparently girl is your daughter
>Die
>>768458762
Bioshock
>wife gets wrecked
>sad boy club
>cop
>wreck all the bad guys
>>768458819
Accidentally made it too easy
>shoot me in the face
>>768458869
Max payne
>>768459217
Doom
>>768459292
Nope
>>768458102
Ni no kuni
>Mom is a crazy bitch
>Brothers and sisters want you dead
>Sure is dark down here
>>768458450
POE Deadfire
>Platformer
>Company too lazy to do a PC release.
>Has a dragon
>have pirate ship
>yarr.png
>get all your bros killed
>yoho.bmp
>fuck your daughter
>mehearty.jpg
>>768455084
The secret's all in the wrist action:
Whack that cock. Smash it back and forth.
>>768459338
Correct!
>>768459431
demon's souls
lazy character archetypes pilot airplanes and zeppelins in Art Deco World
>space nig has army
>go kill space nig
>space nig's dad shows up
>supreme space nig is cheating cunt
>Child scientist
>Shrink
>Jump around kitchen fighting ants and shit
>>768459429
Correct.
So far, it is a really good game, good story line and character development.
>>768459677
Jimmy neutron
>a douche gets btfo by terminators, then becomes a douche terminator and kills the other terminators
>that one zipperhead bitch tried to become Zordon too at the end
>I'd still fuck the newscaster
>>768459742
Nope. This was a quite obscure SNES game.
>makes you want to kill yourself
>government kidnaps family forcing you to capture or kill your old friends
>most of the game helping retards
>finally get your family back but your son is a faggot that reads books all day
>government come back and kill you after which you have to play as your gay ass son
>>768459937
Every Hideo Kojima game
>>768459864
DX:HR
newscaster gave it away
>>768459949
Gears of war
>you and your bros work for the US military
>go around the world trying to stop bad guys
>quick, action-packed platformer
>>768459217
Borderlands
>>768459984
... I'd still fuck the newscaster.
>>768460031
Contra hard corps
>>768459949
Red Dead Redemption
>>768460046
without question
You wander around a warzone, playing 52 Pick-up
>>768460063
Winrar
> fuck it is cold
> chew on roots
> better fuck my 12 year old sister
> she is pregnant with our second child now
> I am still hungry
> fucking immigrants
>play as an acrobatic trash panda
>make a gang
>steal shit and kill other animals
>try to get laid by a fox
>shoot birds
>doggo holds them up
>miss birds
>doggo laughs
>shoot doggo
>nothing happens
>>768460062
not what I had in mind, but similar. Here's more:
>indie game on Steam
>you and your bros are a force to be reckoned with
>players are based on movie characters
>Play as a coon, a methhead or a old dude in a midlife crisis
>very popular with autistics and 12yr olds
>>768460188
Sly Cooper
>>768459677
If it weren't for the child bit I'd say Harley's Humongous Adventure
>>768456904
Escape from monkey island
>>768459526
Crimson Skies?
>everyone thinks you're dead
>talk about yourself in the third person without realizing it
>mushu shaka paka
>>768460270
>>768460252
>poorly describe
>Be you
>Green man
>Wake up
>Crow man tells you to go west
>>768460214
Duck Hunt
>>768460270
Done this one already
>be a fish
>wait no, be a dinosaur
>wait no, be a bird,
>wait no, be a human
>win
>>768460270
GTA5
>>768460408
Ding!
>>768460290
It is, my memory failed me. In my mind he was a child.
>>768460428
E.V.O.: Search for Eden
>>768460428
super mario oddyssy
>arnold & stallone clone
>aliens
>nes game
>>768460559
contra
>look like a stripper
>explore caves
>find dinosaurs and magic witches and shit
>ayys too
>>768460604
winrar
too easy right?
>MC is a faggot
>Fight demons
>Great combat system
>Unfinished
>seattle 2048
>wake up in a morgue
>scare the fuck outta morticians
>leave building
>dude on street yells at you
>run after him
>find him ded take his gun
>kill orc
>take his jacket
>meet a dog
>learn the ropes
earn karma
>get an apartment
>use karma
>go into hiding
>kill the king (or pay his fee)
>get out of caryards and buy a shotgun
>get your head computer worked on
>oops, cortex bomb
>go to competent doc to get that fixed
>fuck up the rust stilettoes, the rat king, the dark blade and the jester
>climb drake's building
>go to drake's volcano
>kill drake, who as it turns out was a dragon
>climb a building with or without Akimi's help
>win game
>>768460500
Yes
>>768460543
No
>>768460489
Yeah, he ws just a regular dude. And fuck that rat, right?
>daughter is lost
>city is foggy
>city is hellish
>evil cult
>drugs
>radio = radar
>>768460864
Silent Hill
>>768460864
Silent Hill
>>768460900
>>768460935
WINRAR
>>768460736
Shadowrunnner?
>>768460371
Warcraft 3?
>punch the shit out of geezer stereotype
>punch the shit out of kraut stereotype
>punch the shit out of jap stereotype
>punch the shit out of spanish ladies man stereotype
>punch the shit out of fatass
>punch the shit out of magic street shitter stereotype
>punch the shit out of giant turkish fucker
>punch the shit out of jap again
>punch the shit out of drunk russian stereotype, despite his talking about soda rather than vodka
>punch the shit out of turk and spaniard again
>punch the shit out of giant philly nigger
>punch the shit out of california pretty boy
>punch the shit out of world champ*
>become champ
>win game
*Haha, no you didn't. He fucked you up every time.
>>768461081
Sho nuff.
>>768461175
Punch Out
>>768461191
Fuck Mr. Dream. The only valid andswer is MIKE TYSON'S Punch Out.
>>768460282
Ding ding ding
>a boy and a girl
>a japanese guy
>a vampire killer
>a samurai
>a kid
>a statue
>king kong
nes game
>Kills aliens
>Doesn't afraid of anything
You're basically a Greyjoy
>>768461294
Duke Nukem
>be a silly looking faggot in a pointed hat named Shaddax
>run around a castle with an isometric viewpoint
>input a code consisting of B and start in various numbers to get 50 lives
>after collecting part of a stick go to basement
>get stick part, go to courtyard
>get stick bit, go to tower
>ultimately get six stick bits and enter bossman's room
>no boss fight, just win game
>not that it matters, but that stick was the staff of diemos or some gay shit like that
>game was remarkably fun despite how I'm describing it
>>768461756
Solstice
>>768461781
Wow. I did not expect it to get answered that quickly.
>>768461826
i google Shaddax lol
