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poorly describe games, anons try to guess them
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>title of the game is pretty much the enemy
>4 levels to turrets
>only half decent mobile game
>special buildings
>mastery mode
>hardest difficulty maps are useless
>not undertale
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Niggers be doin the crimes and you be shootin them
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Eurocentric genocide simulator
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roll
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>Dragons
>TITS
>zombies
>R O L E P L A Y
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>CO orders you to fire on civilians
>nah lol
>arrested for insubordination
>oh shit radios going haywire
>gunshots and howls over comms
>e'erybody dead n shit
>only way out is through
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>It's a wing-ding
>Some Honda
>bowling pun
>I'm a pretty girl now
>Pillow fight
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>>768450401
Really? I thought it was PS3. Still not the game I am looking for.

Reposting hints:
>dropped into Antarctica or some shit
>previous team was killed
>are these fucking aliens or zombies?
>magazines are rare and very useful
>your partner is le bad guy
>PS2
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>>768450665
Fallout 3, the anchorage DLC?
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>>768450632
uhhh, cod mw2?
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>>768450665
Nah man it came out in 02
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>go to magically fantasy land
>try to get some ass
>which ever one you don't try to get some ass with either dies of cancer, kills themself, explodes, or has a bad accident
>everyone dies in the end anyways
>I can't fucking get the good ending dammit
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>>768450632
spec ops the line
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>>768450811
mass effect 3, there is no good ending
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You battle demons to reclaim body parts.
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>bark
>paint
>piss on people
>shit flowers everywhere
>kill evil slot machine
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>>768450755
No.

>>768450798
Well, it really is more or less The Thing but it the "enemy" is not one entity.
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>>768450665
Code Veronica
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>>768450868
Basically but no, it's something cringey, don't worry about it
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>>768450878
okami
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where people on ultra low quality have an advantage, and bias is a real confirmed thing
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>>768450899
No.
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>everyone in town is weird
>mom baking cookies
>join a cult
>spy on a girl getting dressed
>violent as fuck
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>>768450956
War thunder
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>>768450952
Ye
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>>768450864
Nah
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>>768450665
extermination??
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>play one side
>get bullied for your love of tents and tunnels
>play the other side
>bully an autist into loving tents and tunnels
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>>768451027
Bruuuuuuuh. You got it. Google is a mother fucker.
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>>768450811
retard anime lit club?
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>>768450523
Bloons
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>attempt to commit genocide
>fail miserably because hormones
>pulp fiction your way through like 6 more games
>Making a sequel apparently
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Stabbey stab and steal an apple
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>>768450993
ding ding ding
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>Spend whole game trying not to drink the kool-aid
>Head kool-aid drinker was right the whole time
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>Wake up
>Start war
>whoops.jpg
>surreptitiously try to fuck everything
>the rest is basically season 4 of DS9
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>3 best friends unite to scam the whole neighborhood
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>a twink climbs mountains to pay magical prostitutes protection money for poorly defined reasons
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>>768450632
DooM
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>newish game
>fight on D-day can find SVTs and PPSHs
>Sherman can't pen pz 4 front but can pen tigers sides
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>>768450878
Postal
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>>768451467
Yep
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>sail
>sail
>sail some more
>sail
>tharsheblows.wav
>crash ship into other ship
>loot
>drink a lot
>repeat forever
>yarr.png
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>>768451501
cod ww2
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>>768451579
Sea of Theives?
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>>768451614
Da
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>>768450952
>>768451556
These are some very nuanced replies were getting these days.
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dishonored
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>>768451579
sea of theives?
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>>768451615
no.
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>>768451422
ed, edd, n eddy game

>paper
>there's an injured cute reptile
>there's a powerful evil reptile
>star does helping talks
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>>768451422
This isn't describe cartoons poorly.
It's an Ed, Edd N Eddy game isn't it?
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>>768451579
Windwaker?
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>hunt down bad guy
>kill russians,then bad guy
>find out bad guy was working for badder russian guy
>hunt down russian guy
>kill russian guy on brige
JUMPFORIT.png
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>>768450665
Its like The thing or some shit
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>be in 8th grade
>have autism
>come home and play this every day while screaming obscenities at a headset until you get grounded by mom
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>Your son gets revenge for you, cowpoke style
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>>768451814
Minecraft
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>>768451831
red ded redemption
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>>768451758
no
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>>768451814
counterstrike source
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>>768451287
Far Cry 5?
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>>768451151
Which though
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>>768451786
i wanna say MW3 but i think it's wrong
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>>768451929
ding
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>join game
>this place is lacking giant cubes
>create giant cubes
>server crashes
>on to the next one
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>>768451752
No
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>>768451801
See
>>768451027
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A guy and his farming tools
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>>768452057
farming simulator
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>>768450442
>two teams trying to destroy each other's base
a lot of games may apply.
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>Sent in to save a guy
>Meet some hot bitch and some annoying faggot but I cant kill him
>Bitch baited and switched me and took my money
>Hate everyone for it
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>press x to breathe
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>>768452000
Honestly that game was so fucking trash man, what a let down.
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>>768452105
halo wars
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>aliens underwater
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>>768451951
its cod4
kill Kaled Al-Asad,then you kill Imran Zakhaev
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>>768452095
Excellent guess but wrong game
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>be angry asshole
>these fucking pillars
>railroaded into fixing them because plot holes
>Odo tells you that they're bullshit
>kill your lieutenant and imprison his soul in your awesome demon sword
>use cool sword to destroy shit and fuck the whole world up
>plothole.png
>somehow time resets and you're back at the beginning
>too bad a neat series got ruined by absolute shit writing.
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>>768452139
i enjoyed the ride very much but the ending fell so god damn flat
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>>768452005
fortnite
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>>768451814
Fortnight
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>>768452174
Sounds like Onimusha
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bad and dirty detective outfit
LSD type moments
always getting fucked up
limited resources
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>native Americans can be super heroes too
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>>768452057
Slave simulator?
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>>768452213
indeed
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>>768452203
isn't FC5 just FC4 but in gun land and with white people
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>>768452246
fallout 4?
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>be me
>Superior crusader
>Wake up having lost some memories
>Kill sub-human heretics
>DEUS VULT FAGGOTS
>go on crusade constantly insulting infidels, stealing their cash and killing them
>Some demons try to get some, but only get pain and death instead.
>Shit this demon looks fuckable
> Other crusader chapter has lots of assholes and needs to be cleaned
> My Lord is an ass because be allows that filthy other chapter to exist.
> Go Deus vult on his ass too
> Victory, but wake up losing even more memories
> None of the crusaders know about the murder
> They don't even seem to remember about our Lord
> Feel enlightened, killing for bliss instead of discrimination and hate
> Still gotta give it to those filthy culters.
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>>768452205
No
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>>768452246
max payne 2
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>miss wife
>"u can't see her until u do something for us"
>you do the things asked of you
>only get to see wife again if you played on the hardest difficulty
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>>768452283
Getting colder
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>>768452203
I just feel like they were trying to be "edgy" and have an ending people will talk about for "years" but it was just so fucking trash.
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>>768452313
dante's inferno
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>>768452148
not the one i'm thinking of but still correct
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>>768452360
Is Dante's inferno really that similar to my greentext?
Either way no
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>>768452322
silent hill 4
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>dark souls but 2d
>cute girl protag
>also a cat
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>>768450442
>$0.00? why??!!!?????
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>>768452403
Nah
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>>768452415
Eryi's Action?
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>>768451752
Paper Mario
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>warzone
>civillains
>soo cold
>die
>end
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>>768452344
yeah i feel that too. If they had gone with something a bit less original and a little more "timeless cliche" i wouldve been happier. i feel like the ending was directly targeted at how "reckless and destructive president Trump is"
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>>768452455
dont know what that is
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>>768451042
infamous?
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