How can I get the girl in the photo?
Watch 13 reasons why and she'll find you
>>768449984
From the looks of her give her some Sylvia Plath books and talk about how her dad sucks.
not a girl
>>768450860
This is the second time someone has mentioned it.
>>768450921
I tried that, my dude.
>>768450937
Suspiciously cute.
>>768451154
ask her to hang out
go see a movie or something
then let her catch you kissing her friend or something
???
she kills herself
ask her to do it on livestream
and give us the link
>>768451684
Her friend didn't show up, that's why I'm here.
>>768449984
Start by putting a girl in the photo
>>768451928
It is a girl. She has the dysphoria.
I'm watching 13 reasons why. This better be good.
>>768451987
chromosomally XY tho
right???
She likes the fault in our stars film
I'd say around 5 ft 4, 120 lbs.....you don't need advice just give her the ol' one two to the cocksucker and have at it
>>768449984
Tell her what you're looking for. It's either going to happen or it isn't.
>>768452474
No, I want to break into her mind.
>>768452529
How to make it happen?
>>768449984
I know a girl who looks almost exactly like her but isn't her.
>>768452534
Then a crowbar. Jesus you're fucking weird
>>768452505
That shit isn't worth it. Bail. Keep dick far away.
Keep dreaming. She's an edge lord hipster that dreams about preppy chads cock
>>768452552
Do you even know this chick?
>>768452610
What kind of Half-Life Morgan Freeman type of deal do you think this is?
>>768452611
Not satisfying.
>>768452649
Okay, you said what is but not what do.
>>768452682
Yeah, more or less.
>>768452649
Jep. She looks really cocky and full of herself.
I'd say, grab her by the pussy
>>768452814
Someone already tried that with her and she might complain to her boyfriend.
>>768452786
You said break in her mind. What the fuck else could you possibly mean? What type of Scott pilgrim archetype do you think you are?
>>768449984
good luck. id bet anything this ones not into dick
>>768452786
Then walk up to her, open your mouth, make words come out, and you'll get your answer. It's not that fucking complicated.
>>768452869
Fuck. Just forget it man, this shit smells bad
>>768452534
that’s one of the creepiest fucking thing i’ve ever heard
>>768449984
Are you sure that's a girl?
>>768452611
This
>>768452872
Holy shit, now that you mention it it's exactly like Scott fucking Pilgrim. Everyone is losing their shits and duking it with everyone.
As far as I understand they consider me Scott and even have a special handshake.
>>768452876
That means her boyfriend has a cunt.
>>768452877
I said hi but she didn't.
>>768452925
Fuck that noise.
>>768452927
She's into that.
>>768452934
Does it matter? Look at it.
>>768452927
Thank you I'm not alone here.
So OP you gonna post the nudes or what? Because it's 2 fucking AM and I've got my dick in my hand but these Motorola razr selfies ain't doing it for me
>>768453240
She never gave me any. That's why I'm here.
>>768453186
K, here's what you do.
-Kill self
-reincarnate as someone who's got game
-try again, only not like a socially retarded creeper
>>768453338
You seem to posess knowledge. Tell me more.
Roll dubs and I post her facebook.
>>768453278
Instead of getting nudes? Steal her phone. Blackmail her. Do something. You're creepy figure it out
>>768453530
I tried getting nudes. I need some next level ideas.
>>768449984
Lower your standards
>>768453727
I'd rather literally just fucking kill myself.
>pay nigger to rob girl
>save her yelling "not so fast nigger!"
>eliminate the nigger as he's the only witness
>????????
>profit/sexy time
>>768453820
Please kill yourself faggot. Not because you won't lower your standards, just kill yourself.
>>768453820
Not a terrible idea Michael ceras creepier brother
>>768453825
That's what her boyfriend did to me.
>>768453921
No, fuck you, I ain't listening to nothing you say.
>>768454018
Maybe Scott just wanted to die trying.
bump
>>768453921
This fine gentleman has the correct idea and I'd say you should heed his advice post haste!
>>768454719
>>768453921
samefag
>>768454719
>>768454775
Samefag
>>768454775
Lol nope
>>768453921
I'm this one. The solution is just that blatantly obvious, kill yourself.
>>768455360
If I do I'm going to implicate everybody involved.
>>768455398
It's best for everyone, just kill yourself
>>768455642
Fuck you, pay me.
>>768455699
Kill yourself first
>>768455863
They all say they want me to die but they'll never be the one whom everyone needs to die.
>>768451603
wtf is that? cowpox? smallpox? answer right fucking now because that's creepy as shit
>>768456220
Either she or her boyfriend put a cigarette there.
>>768456241
well fuck
>>768456574
I'll make all her friends hate her.
>Drop hints for Blue Whale game
>subtle shit, nothing "in your face
>get her curious
>when she asks explain it to her
>tell her you'll do it with her
>you both kermit
>???
>profit
>>768457078
Not a bad idea. Tell me more. As much as you can.
>>768457225
Use fucking google, look it up
>>768449984
going every sunday to the church anon
>>768457250
Dude, I know about it and she knows about it too, I need some next level Scott Pilgrim something here or else no nudes.
>>768457281
That has never helped anybody.
>>768457310
Tell her you're going to do it, ask her if she's interested. Coax her into it. Use your methed up brain for once in your life time other than bitching how you can't handle your emotions.
>>768449984
Plot twist
OP is the girl
>she
>>768457475
I tried all that, except my game doesn't end in death but world domination.
>>768457507
Need an exit b, stat.
>>768455211
>>768455256
samefag
>>768449984
first anon, you have to stand a further distance away from her to get the girl fully in the photo.
secondly don't let her do selfies.
bam. profit.
>>768457578
3meta5me
>>768457588
Dubs checked.
>>768457529
Well, change your game into death cause that's what you really deserve.
>>768457663
So basically what you're sitting here telling me is that if I keep going you'll execute me?
>>768449984
>i think, i found a bug! or...?
>>768457722
>checked
also no, I'm telling you to kill yourself
>>768457764
Let me put it to you this way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HVv2saWOl0
>>768457811
do it with your suicidal chick instead, I don't want that blood on my hands
>>768458027
She isn't mine.
>>768458058
I really don't give a shit who is she. If you can't have her on your own, you probably don't deserve her in the first place
>>768458143
That means her boyfriend doesn't deserve her because that motherfucker done called up an alien squad to mess with my game.
>>768458182
>alien squad
Cut your hair
Dress nice
Wash daily
???
Profit
>>768458488
Don't I do that, come on...
>>768449984
an hero
>>768458853
no u
