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>>768438557
Wut
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>>768439935
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'alpha'
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>>768440149

yum
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>>768438455
>i think, they put wrong prices!!
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>>768439806
Massive breeder nuts.
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>>768440365

the primary nut purpose - breed
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>>768440369
Damn, these balls would produce twins every time. Truly alpha
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>>768440601
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>>768440601
I love straight porn for the guys. Pussy isn't bad but cock is god.
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>>768440641

I'm a twin...
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>>768440711
I like to think that my balls are alpha, not on the scale the ones posted. But alpha nonetheless
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>>768440902
For sure alpha nuts. Breed hard, deep, and often.
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>>768440902

Alpha males breed. Have those balls bred yet?
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>>768440981
Thank you, I like to call them my monster balls for alpha breeding
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>>768440981

This.
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>>768441143
>taint hair
hhhnnngggg so good.
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>>768441143

I have four "breeds' to my balls credit, how about yours?
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>>768441156
Thanks, you guys are so encouraging
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>>768441352
2, I’m 25. Post a pic of your balls, not these porn ones
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I'm not posting my alpha balls because my alpha balls don't belong to a faggot like all of yours do
good night
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>>768441478

I had all 4 by age 25. You are doing ok. Keep breeding.
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>>768441512
Cop out queer
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>>768441512

U wot m8?
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I wanna lick and suck on all these balls
literally drooling holy shit
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>>768441897
yummy
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>>768441926
Perfect.
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>>768441897

excellent can we see both balls at the same height viewed from the front plox?
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>>768441897
Looking at myself, like wow I could really do some serious breeding. I do want to have a lot of kids >>768441619
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>>768442067
This one
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>>768442101
No shit, fill many bellies with children man. We need more of your horse genes in this world.
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>>768442101

Finding the correct kind of woman can be challenging.

It's not enough to breed, one must breed healthy strong intelligent offspring.
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>>768442265

Ah, didn't know those were the same poster.
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>>768442418
When I get super horny I growl like a monster really deep and loud. You guys talking up my monster breeding power is getting me going hard. If either of you happen to be women, it would make me cum
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>>768442720
I'm a boi but I'd still let you fill my belly, mister big scary monster
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>>768442418

The Jesuits are promoting is a global initiative to sterilize / castrate 95% of all males and sterilize 40% of all females. This will leave a balance of 12 females to each remaing intact male to breed.

Testicular size may not play a factor. The real factors are genetic quality, health, strength, intelligence, longevity and other factors.

What's in your testicles? Will they survive the crush?

Pic 100% related, it's a pair of testicles being quickly removed from the gene pool by a Burdizzo castration clamp.
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>>768443053
This monster needs to reproduce
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>>768443197
joining in late but damn that is impressive, if i could ever get my wife into a threesome i would gladly let you breed er with that
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>>768443394
Wanna raise his kids? Because there is no way that beast won't knock her up.
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>>768443394
What’s she look like? Post pics of her? I would shoot twins inside her
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>>768443115

For instance, a pair of testicles that have ejaculated in 10 or more females and has failed to reproduce is deemed a failure and will be castrated. There is a big difference between so called alpha males that fuck a lot and real alpha males that actually breed.
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aww~ girls get all the fun
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>>768443475
i mean all things considered i would take the risk

>>768443495
nah not on 4chan already had my exposure scare with her from sharing her pics on here a few times haha
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>>768443394

All childless cuckolds will be quickly castrated. They've had abundant chance to breed and have failed.
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>>768443667
S-Stop it anon this is turning me on in such a wrong waaaay.
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>>768443648
What’s her bra size? Height? Age? Hair and eyes? Age? Try to envision what I’m breeding with. I love when women call me monster
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she is 5'3" 135lbs age 25 dyed platinum blonde hair, big brown eyes. D cupped tits although you wouldnt guess that just by looking at her. more on the curvy side. ass is big and round and thighs are thick from doing dance growing up
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>>768443918
Yep, she’s getting breed. She sounds so fertile and sexy, I’m confident twins would happen if not triplets. What would her reaction be to my cock and balls?
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>>768444077
im sure shock and awe especially when we stacked up next to eachother
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>>768443918

These are not really the correct criterion.

What is her IQ, her blood pressure, and health genetic history?
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Get out of here with your mincy faggot balls. The real Alpha Balls are right here.
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>>768444142
My balls would make her ovaries burn with hormones just from looking at them. Fuck I’m getting so horny
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>>768444142
I’m blond blue eyed,5’10 150 pounds by the way. I would breed your sexy thick wife, I’m 25 to
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>>768444242
have kik at all?
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>>768444242
I imagine she'd get one whiff of your bull nuts before she completely lost her mind and milked you dry many many times.
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upped
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Imagine flicking all these lol
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>>768444720
I do not, I’m in Michigan
>>768444894
And fuck that’s so fuckin hot
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>>768445814
damn was gonna show a pic of her if you did haha
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>>768445814
Are you into muscle growth at all by chance? You sound like someone familiar.
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>>768445877
Check em, do you have Snapchat?
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>>768445923
and Idk what you mean by muscle growth. So no
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Lookit my fuckin balls

LOOK
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>>768446171
THE GRAND ALPHA
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Oh, I'm hanging by my testicles, hanging by my testicles, I'm hanging by my testicles, and yowee, this shit hurts like a fucking bitch!
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>>768438455
Nice balls, but you're an ugly neckbeard with nipple hair lmao
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>>768446590
Lmao wtf
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>>768445877
Have you been showing her my monster balls?
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>>768445923
>>768445961

Large healthy testicles produce high amounts of testosterone, which causes muscle mass in healthy males.

So many Amerifats are fat partially because ther testicles are small, and not producing a high enough amount of testosterone. Their diets are high in foods and substances that are chemically castrating them.

Pay close attention to those muscular males that also have large testicles. This is a rare occurrence because many body builders use steroids, which cause their testicles to atrophy and shrivel up.
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Well this is me, my balls are more than fine
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>>768446803

There are some exceptions some fat males have large testicles caused by fatty tissue in their scrotums and testicles themselves as well as lowered blood flow ischemia which causes enlargement of the testicles, although testicular function is actually reduced.

Big balls doesn't always mean they are healthy and functioning properly.
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>>768446776
no like i said i would love to get her into a threesome but she isn't even entertaining the idea.
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>>768447294
She sounds perfect and so fertile, big tits, big ass, thick thighs. She needs monster babies
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>>768440369
My GOD! My wife and I would kill for those.
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>>768447533
i completely agree, here is a pic of her ass for you
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>>768447793
I’m growling so loud, I need to breed her
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Buncha slack jaw faggots in here
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>>768447793
Making monster go crazy
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