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When/if aliens arrive at Earth, who should represent our planet as an ambassador for Earth?
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>>768434222
Max Hardcore.
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They will bring historical figures back to life for us so I have to go with Queen Elizabeth the 3. Can't wait for the porn!
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>>768434222
Bill Murray, The Rock, David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman.
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>>768434222
Trump. Duh.
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Charlie Sheen.
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the president, i think we have aliens that the government have information just never released it.
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>>768434222
Dr. Wallace Breen.
Anybody?
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some kind of stable genius
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The leader of the free world obviously
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I trust you, Michael. I know you'll do the right thing.
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>>768434222
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Shadman, of course
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>>768434222
The only logic choice
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All of /b/
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>>768434597
stupid american, so insular
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>>768435027
OG Tyrone yeah good choice
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>>768435112
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Dennis Rodman
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>>768434222
the assumption is we would last long enough for the aliens to care.
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Nambla
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>>768435112
rest assured
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>>768434222
Shadman
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>>768434222
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>>768434222
Logan Paul, so they finally kill us all
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>>768435027
Yeah maybe he can teach them how to fuck their own granddaughters
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George Takei
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>>768435409
Alien incest
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>>768434313
>this
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>>768435357
Holy shit imagine Frankie trying to speak to aliens.
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Moot
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>>768435888
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I'm going to pick a dark horse here... Kanye
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>>768434715
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>>768434222
This nigga
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>>768434222
It'd be stupid to have on person do it. Figuring out how to communicate with them wouldn't be easy. They obviously have a structured society with social roles to create something advanced like space travel. It's foolish to assume they'd have an easy time figuring out English let alone other languages on Earth and us figuring out what they're saying.
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Angie Verona. Nude.
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>>768436737
Wonder how we managed to establish communication with new civilisations in new world's...

It's as though... You can come up with ways and common reference points and build a language together...
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>>768436901
>Wonder how we managed to establish communication with new civilisations in new world's...
pro tip: we haven't
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>>768436979
it's not so much a pro tip as it is a fact.
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>>768435342
>looks like they're having more fun than you
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>>768434313
Fuck no
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>>768434222
We need to have Trump release the x files before he is impeached
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>>768434866
Merkel?
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>mandatory ayy lmao post
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>>768434222

Aliens will stay far away from Earth. Humans can't even get along with each other. We can't even get it together enough to keep from blowing each other up. Aliens will wait until we are unified or are a space faring species ourselves to make contact.
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>>768434222
will smith.
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