well /b/ I have no future in my country
I want to sell everything I got and go to USA and stay there as a illegal
can someone tell me the % of starting a new life there?
im asking to the walljumpers beaners, they know a lot about being illegal
>don't be scared im white
USA? Really, there aint American dream
>Try european countries
>>768426042
This anon is lying, USA is best choice!
i wouldnt worry too much. im hispanic and have been told so many times by my grandfather about "the great crossing" (basically jumped the border) all i can say is if hes correct be minimal
>>768426042
>european countries
they are full of sandniggers i don't want to share my illegality with them
>>768426316
>usafag
>>768426399
its hard to find a job as illegal? im hard worker and would suck literally cocks for a place to live, i just want to get out of here
Just come to Germany.
Say you're a Syrian and lost your papers our government doesn't care. We'll give you free clothes, food, housing, insurance and if they ever decide you should leave there are more than enough lawyers willing to take your case for free (well we pay them :^))
>>768425491
What did you do?
>>768426831
i don't know anything about based german language, would be so hard to me to find a job and i don't like to be goberment cock sucker
>>768426960
a girl fucked up my life and then left me for another faggot, also she can say shit to my family and i would get fucked by everyone
she only talks to me to take money from me, i know i sound like a faggot but i can't do anything i prefer to get out of here and dont see anyone from my family and start a new life somewere else
>>768425491
If you have a university degree go to Japan.
>safest country
>they love foreigners
>good pay
>low cost of living
>convenient as fuck
>clean
>>768427538
>love foreigners
>low cost of living
im trying to be a medicfag but i can't study in here, my head is full of depresion and shit and i cant concentrate without thinking how fucked I am
>>768426591
shit man. i mean not sure what to say job wise. maybe if i were actually Hispanic and not some fat kissless bloke from england taking the piss
>>768427538
>love foreigners
eh if you're white you're more like a glorified zoo attraction to them. even chinese or koreans that lived generations in japan are still seen as outsiders and "not japanese". so keep that in mind.
>>768429109
lol sorry anon
>>768429285
i know they love argentina but still i don't think they will give me job just for my skin or my based argentinean flag
>>768429109
It's easy to start a business in America so if you want to open up a shop come to America probably. Though with Trump being president I don't think you'll be able to work for so.eone without papers
>>768425491
ya from the Balkans? LUL
>>768430446
argentina
But best question for OP is what country he's in/from.
>>768430580
>Argentina
>white
Fuck off, we're full.
Try canada
>>768425491
I don't know what skills you have, or what you do for a living, but I think you'd have trouble finding a job nowadays.
>>768430712
you fuck off, the libtard in charge filled the place up with too many immigrants already
>>768430642
argentina
>>768430712
why canada? they seems like nice guys, usa is the gathering of shit from all around the world
>>768425491
Where the fuck are you from if moving to USA is a step up? Antarctica?
dont come here go somewhjere else and mooch off society
You’ll hate it here too
>>768431186
he literally cant if illegal you dumb twat
You obviously speak English so you could just immigrate legally and take advantage of literally hundreds of programs to help you assimulate... I mean immigrate. Or just get a student or work visa and overstay your welcome like the majority of our illegal immigrants.
>>768425491
Trump will kick your beaner ass
>>768427538
Just out of curiosity do you think it would be easy to find work as an accounting technician in Japan? Whilst I know not a great qualification still a qualification
>>768426591
>its hard to find a job as illegal? im hard worker and would suck literally cocks for a place to live, i just want to get out of here
Spic here. Not illegal but I don't think it should be hard. Just get what the other illegals are doing. Literally every job most white people don't want to do.
Janitor, construction worker, garbage man, anything in agriculture, anything in food.
Just gonna have to settle for the bottom of the barrel jobs
>>768425491
Someone answer the mans question how much money do you need to get in to the USA?
>>768431105
its not the country, its the people who are in here
>>768431240
no, i don't care about others i just wanna get a job and live in peace
>>768431558
>legally
mexicans would literaly kill to be legal, it wount be that easy
>>768431680
>argentinean
>beaner
don't mistake me with mexicans please
>>768431864
but jobs like that don't need legal papers to do it?
>>768432017
>its the people
Yeah but how can they be worse than burgers? USA would be a pretty decent if you drove all the people out.
>>768432230
the only thing i dont like about burgers is the "free speech" shit
i can't stand to some random people screaming at me for reasons
i saw a lot of people who randomly starts to arguing with someone for shit and they just take all the shit from them and only niggers would attack them
>>768432676
You sound completely retarded
Congratulations
>>768430769
Double majored in IT and Bussiness
I work retail to pay bills...
>>768432676
Yeah you wouldn't like USA then.
>>768432971
i im not a profesional english speaker but you probably understand what i sayd
>>768433521
i dont care about people, i just need to work and go home, nothing more
>>768425491
eh Bro
up in Canada Ai
Apply there and get legal help
>>768433654
>legal help
they would kick me out probably
how can they help me?
>>768425491
>>768426399
>>768431864
Kill yourself and your entire family
>>768433595
You said you don't like where you are because of the people though faggot.
Pero sos un boludo, porque queres irte de aqui?
>>768434251
reindo
>>768434215
>>768434251
>family
>friends
>people i know
i want to leave all this behind and start a new life in somewhere else
>>768434557
You don't need to change countries for that.
>>768425491
Kil that bitch and take her valuables.
If you can get away with it, you win.
If they suspecting you or they wanna take dna samples, dump the country and go to the US.
>>768434557
if you can't handle people in your home country what makes you think you can handle them in other countries? It would be a more valid reason if you actually wanted to leave because your life was threatened or because you were poor af and couldn't find a job, not because your friends and family hurt your fee feees.
>>768434682
i prefer to stay far away from here
also would be nice to know usa and shit
>>768434950
you don't know what happened to me or what would happen if i stay in here
my life probably will be threatened but i need to get out before that happens
also yes im poor im studying but i just have money to eat, nothing more
>>768426399
When u going back shitskin
>>768425491
Good luck. You need a solid story for why you will stay back in your home country if you are trying to fly in. No return ticket or little pocket money upon entry is a strong indication for them to ship you back and not even let you step foot outside the airport. Try and get some serious programming skills. Start a garden locally. The fucked up part is when u have enough money to move here you don't have to. Then again our country has a lot of poor people too. Not everyone is rich.
>>768432676
Free Speech is important retard and you really only get that in the US. Besides, I almost never see people out and about yelling and arguing with one another.
>>768425491
Stay the fuck out of my country. Illegals are not welcome.
>>768435618
i could buy a return ticket and not use it, would that work?
>>768435837
>+12.000.000 of illegals in USA
>not welcome
tell me more
>>768432676
You're retarded. USA is pretty much the only country left with freedom of speech and the only time you get people screaming at you is if you're a REALLY shitty driver.
>>768436112
>muh freedomz meme
please anon
also kek at shitty drivers
>>768425491
fuck just come the worst that could happen is being deported back to your country. you prolly won't get rich , but as long as you're willing to work your ass off you can make a living and maybe make a better future for your future generations.
>>768435253
>you don't know what happened to me or what would happen if i stay in here
Well how about you fucking tell us?
>>768436227
>>muh freedomz meme
Holy shit, what shithole do you live in where you honestly believe having the legal right to say what you what shouldn't be protected. Sure, say dumb shit and expect social repercussions, but you wont be jailed for the dumb shit you say unless inciting violence.
>>768436353
i don't even are looking for be rich, i just need work
i don't care, i would even fight the ww3 or isis in your side just let me live in there after the war
>>768436448
this shit are not related to what im asking, i just need to some mexican tell me how its like to live in there as illegal
>>768436608
You're 15 year old and you grabbed a girl's boobs and then she said she'd cry #metoo unless you give her your lunch money every day.
>>768425491
As an illegal let me tell you its not hard to find a job get some fake documents should cost you less than $100 and to agencys to apply for jobs t of them are going to be meat factory jobs but they'll hire you same day the down side is that it's usally around 40°
A friend of mine went to America and when they realized he was Spanish they had him sucking cocks for $5 a day, when they finally put him on the boat back home he refused to have mayonnaise on his blt for months.
>>768436916
catually kinda related but the ages are wrong
>>768436921
>40°
what?
>>768437124
would suck cocks for a place to rest and water, don't really care
>>768436921
as an american citizen working construction this is true. we desperately need laborers and the same is true in agriculture so many americans feel like they're too good to do anything other than office jobs.
>>768437355
check
>>768435253
If you can prove that your life is threatened you can be accepted into any 1st world country, but that is something hard to prove.
If I were you I wouldn't get my hopes up about the us. Especially with Trump in office. He's making it harder for everyone to seek asylum, via legal means or not.
Even high-profile cases, like the one with the central american migrant caravan, get turned down.
>>768437350
40 degrees you don't consider that cold should be quiet simple you'll do general labor cutting meats moving hundreds of pounds of meat you're provided the tools you to work boots covers ECT usually get $11 an hour and $16:25 of over time I'm in California if that helps