Millenials: your preferred pronoun is faggot
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Millenials: your preferred pronoun is faggot
Actually accurate because I spend so much time here that faggot has become a term of endearment between me and my friends.
>inb4 /b/ is my friend
I have real friends.
I promise.
>>768413906
we were going more with the tradition meaning of faggot...and not the homosexual meaning of faggot.
the beta, whiny, pussy, non-assertive version of faggot.
>>768413628
That's probably because there's so many faggots in the world and a good deal of them are from older generations.
>you faggot
>>768414169
hmm...would you rather be old and not a faggot or a millenial...
That's a fucking tough one.
I am a dude and I call my boyfriend a faggot all the time, it doesn't have the same meaning it did before. Nigger is next
>>768414288
you got half that first part right
>>768414619
"you got half that first part right."
You know how people say millenials are idiots and lack critical thinking and logic skills...well you put that nasty rumor to rest.
>>768413628
Yes.
The leadership during the baby boomer crisis should have done something to prevent all of the religious fundamentalists from immigrating, owning wealth, and breading dozens of children.
>Faggots produce faggot children
>>768414761
Whatever nigga, I'm 30 years old, you're just fuckin retarded.
>>768413628
As a millenial, it is my sacred duty to immediately deflect blame for everything bad going on to the baby boomer generation.
>>768414149
and 2+2=5 if you hear it enough times
what's your point?
that your immutable concept of concepts is immutable?
newsflash
concepts are relative
>>768415325
Wow..you fucking put me in my place. I was totally wrong about the deficient intellect of millenials .
Were you like top of your class or what? :-/
At least we don't cram our faces with Tide pods signing off from life with a faggy dab
>>768415581
2+2 does equal 5. For extremely large values of 2.
>>768413628
Millenials (definition): a SNOWFLAKE that is lazy and holds backwards beliefs.
>>768415770
don't agree with me, faggot, I'm trying to shitpost
>>768415711
Idk if you're old, but you're really putting emphasis on the faggot part.
>>768413628
They're a bunch of faggots who do nothing but piss moan and complain about pronouns and have no idea what an adverb or conjunction is.
>>768415942
swimmingly and?
>>768415878
This is why we are moving to an Orwellian society. These tards think it's funny
Just found out literally half of my friends had preferred pronouns, wtf
>>768413628
They are. Was hanging with my gay nephew he is so lost. He doesn't know I know he is gay anyways he is totally lost has horrible comm skills can't put down phone, can't do any of the basic things in life that a man should be able to do in his 20s. I don't even know how to help him. I see a ton of mid 20s and younger same problem how they will ever get a job I don't know they can even talk right.
>>768414503
I'm reclaiming porch monkey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yh7TVDXH8Y
>>768413628
Gen X'er - you post on 4chan in middle age. You're exactly what people are afraid of being like when they're old. I can tell just by your presence here, you haven't accomplished anything with your life. How sad.
>>768414149
A bundle of sticks?
>>768416026
eh, it's happening by razor thin margins at a time and anyone who wants to stop it is outcast to find they own kind
think waco
it's not really an issue (yet) if you just break the law by those same margins
at the end of the day, cops are people, too and they don't always care to uphold the letter of the law
the spirit of the law still exists
once the spirit is gone, we're fucked
Robot cops are gonna fuck us without lube
Also AI that creates more AI
those are my two lines in the sand
>>768416353
their*
my grammar is shit, too
don't judge me too harshly, please
>>768413628
I'm 18 and I can't actually deal with anyone my own age. I'm not going for that "hurr durr born in the wrong generation" bullshit, but there are a select few friends I have and anyone else I instantly hate upon meeting them. Everyone is so whiny and depressing, always talking about their vegan quinoa or "trigger warnings." It's fucking infuriating to think that I may never find a marriable partner because I can't stand people my age.
>>768416116
>>768416116
And the shocker there is I don't particularly give a fuck what nonsense you convince yourself of.
Hey, isn't that pretty much what trump supporters do?
you voted for cadet bone spurs?
I'm holding up a finger for you...care to guess which one? ,i,, ,,i,
>>768413628
Poor Gen X. Tried so hard to rebel against the Boomers. And now you're just like them.
>>768416478
I remember being 18, too
you'll grow out of it or you'll be this guy (minus the extensive social media references)
don't kid yourself thinking there's a third option
>>768416682
I don't know, anon. Society seems pretty set on being pathetic victims.
>>768416519
We didn't rebel against genx. we were lazy slackers. our defining film was literally a film called "slacker". We didn't give a shit about causes. We didn't care about memes or pronouns or whatever. We worked at coffee shops, didn't care about shit and fucked. And mostly without condoms. Our favorite form of birth control was anal, followed closely by abortion.
We're still the middle children. And we couldn't give a fuck.
>>768418078
err shit. against boomers. whatever. i fucked up. sue me.
>>768418078
Slackers > SJWs
>>768417471
you're making yourself into one with that perspective
holy shit the irony
revisit this conversation in, like, 7 years and you'll find it as funny as I do
>>768413628
Fifty percent of millenials believe in the "flat earth theory" and "man made" climate change. The dumbest most uneducated generation ever.
>>768413628
>CTRL+F
>avocad-
>Phrase not found
You sure you're in the right thread OP?
>>768413628
Wait a minute is this not clear yet?
Millennials are not only the worst but they are useless, wouldn't let any of them flush my toilet because they would find a way to flood my bathroom.
>>768418251
100% of you believes statistics are accurate instead of small semirandom cherrypicked samples
100% of you is also retarded
>>768418078
>And we couldn't give a fuck
And now nobody gives a fuck about you, and your apathetic, self absorbed way of life. Thanks for the whiniest era of music ever.
>>768418184
anything is. Being forcefed indians currycoated streetshit is better.
>>768413628
The only people to blame for why millenials are the way they are, are the parents. Fags teaching theur kids that they deserve every thing, that they're fucking special and can do any thing with out putting in the work, how life should cater to them. The parents are the one's to blame for this.
>>768418478
You're quite welcome protest monkey.
>>768418572
At least I care.
>>768418251
Everyone knows anthropomorphic climate change is a hoax.
Solar-cycle driven climate change, however, is real.
There is nothing worse than Conservative boomer posting
>>768413628
man, if my mom would of held me in for alittle bit i would be in the z generation and not the millennial generation
>>768418758
politishitposting
is
worse
kys
>>768416478
Roger Eliot could not connect with anyone his age. You might just be a fucking autist.
>>768418547
anon that's how their parents had it, but the employment scope has changed drastically.
now you NEED a college degree, but you also NEED to pay off 80,000 to be where their parents were when they left highschool - seeking employment without debt.
Instead of blaming the parents, why don't we hold our government or economy to a higher standard to teach about these changes in landscape as they happen?
If you're going to blame somebody blame everybody.
>>768418938
It's elliott rogers you fucking brainsink
>>768413628
Let's get some rage in here
>>768413906
Same here. We call each other faggot constantly.
>>768414503
My cousin is gay and he constantly calls me a faggot and vice versa. He's a fun dude.
>>768418231
I realise the irony in complaining about people complaining, but I don't think it's just a matter of young naïvety. Have you seen the types of betas and SJWs out there? Western society seems to be on a PC fanaticism downturn.
>>768418621
ooh. big accomplishment. You care about it. You don't do anything about it. Lots of thoughts and prayers etc. Retweet and support. Maybe even go out and shout and hold up signs so other dopes who also "care" who are doing the same. And it effects real change, right? So much has changed.
You really put the screws to Drumph!
And good job ending racism and police brutality.
Top shelf effort getting people to accept trannies.
All you've done is pissed and moaned to the point that people switch over to whatever they can find to ignore you and your ilks endless fucking complaining.
But not before they retweet and give it a like.
>>768418938
I can talk to people all right, it's just all their horribly self-indulgent blame-deflecting I hate.
is 1986 a millennial?
>>768413628
Shut up faggot.. hey, you’re right
>>768420085
3395 people don't know how to stay effectively anonymous.
This is the grand effect of the "at least i care" crowd. If you say something mean, you go to jail.
Unless it's against someone everyone can get behind and hate. Until one day they accidentally find that they targeted the wrong person and it was a case of mistaken identity. Then they're the quietest motherfuckers on earth.
But hey, i'm sure they'll at least say "sorry, my bad."
>>768413628
I think my biggest pet peeve lately is the fact that "Feel" has entirely displaced "think" in Millenial lexicon.
Stupid fuckers emote about everything, and thinking is foreign to them.
>>768420085
>>768420499
huh
>>768413628
I found out the other day that "Millennials" are people who were born or graduated around 2000.
So that's like a 20 year gap. Some Millennials are like 40 years old now. That means some Millennials actually have Millennial children. So, that means Channing Tatum and Bhad Bhabie are in the same generational demographic. I think it's time for a new name.
>>768420907
>>768420499
>But hey, i'm sure they'll at least say "sorry, my bad."
Nah, they'll spin it in away that leaves them the good guy so they continue acting hateful with a clean conscience
>>768420772
>>768416116
Fuck you, Coldplay is the greatest rock and roll band of all time you shit fuck
>>768420907
I remember when it specifically referred to people who were coming of age at the turn of the millenium. meaning, people born around the early 80s. now it just means "young person"
>>768420213
>young naïvety
>he doubles down on the same argument
You think there weren't insufferable faggots 50 years ago? Remember the 70's existed.
and because this is /b/
in 1955, some dumb shit started a suffrage movement
pretty soon the mentally handicapped will be allowed to reproduce!
all jokes aside, shit is the same as it's ever been
you just see more of it because of the internet and prolonged "peace"
some people would tell you that disenfranchising you from your fellow man, however retarded they are, is both unamerican and weaponizible
maintain your own beliefs, kid
fuck bitches, get money
or power
or bitches
whatever
>>768420907
I agree. Technically, I'm a millennial, but none of my generation took part in the retarded shit going on right now with this new generation of retards.
>>768413906
kys no one cares about your beta friends
>>768421173
this article doesn't exist.
>>768421174
FUCK YOU WHITE LION IS GOD
19, gen-z hate most of everyone
>>768421389
:^)
>>768413628
millennials will be soon in charge of everything.
It's the world that fucked.
>>768420247
Holy shit you can actually form semi-coherent sentences!
>>768421595
this
it was fucked when we got it, though
>>768421595
remember when people would talk about the previous generation and be like "hey, they're a bunch of hoodlums and crooks and layabouts and idiots. We're fucked!"
But with millennials, they're the exact opposite. We're still fucked,but it's because they're all a bunch of fucking pussies. Terrified to take a drug unless it's prescribed to them. Getting their faces bashed in by a group of niggers and they say "well, I had a lot of advantages growing up, it's my racial debt, and I just paid a little of it back..". Idiots that, despite the warnings of people who actually LIVED in communist russia, china, cuba, etc that think "well, it got corrupted by them, but we can get it right."
And actually on that last point keep in mind i'm of a mind that all-communist/all-socialist/all-capitalist societies don't work either. A mix is needed. But fucking hell they're as annoying as libertarians when it comes to communist cheerleading.
>>768421690
Shame you can't make a coherent argument.
>>768413628
>wwaaaaahhhhh things that are different from me are bad
This thread and damn near every post in it is counter productive nonsense. Newsflash, if you are being told not to like it or it's popular not to like it ITS NOT ACTUALLY THE PROBLEM.
>>768421235
At least the insufferable faggots didn't control the government and how people were allowed to think.
>>768421490
follow this
>>768416478
I'm refraining from the insults that would normally accompany this next line.
Read the fucking thread.
>>768413628
If your over 30 and posting on 4chan you need to get a shotgun, put the barrel in your mouth, and blow your brains out. Be sure to execute your family first too!
>>768422826
oh man
yeah they did
lmfao
learn your US history
it just took a while
it's all relative, bud
you might think someone is an insufferable faggot, but I guarantee you others don't feel the same way
that's kinda the caveat I was making with the blacks and retards joke, earlier
Abe Lincoln was a virtue-signaling faggot.
Jackson and Teddy were the only based presidents we've had. Have you had a US history class yet?
>>768413628
>kek
You old people just don't get it. There is no such thing as Gender so the whole 'faggot' thing doesn't even make sense. You cisgenders dinosaurs are a joke.
>>768422826
>>768423276
look, the takeaway I'm trying to zero-in on is that you should hold firm to your own beliefs. Learn and grow from your own experiences. America was born of contempt and indifference. Bootleggers, Pirates, Smugglers, Criminals, and Murderers were the founding fathers. Take a page from their book and do whatever the fuck you want, kid. Just be smart about it. Think. Use your noggin.
>>768423820
this is bait
I was born in 1991 what generation am I?
>>768423941
Millennial.
I was born the same year, and I don't like it either.
>>768413628
You're right. I call people a faggot more than any word in the dictionary.
>>768423941
>>768424024
Gen Y but you're clearly still faggots
>>768423276
A good few, granted I'm not from the US so I am not as well versed on it.
I was born in 89, I'm 29.
None of my friends of the same age do millenial shit, and neither do I.
Millenials to me are like 16-20 right now.
>>768424283
Anyone born after 2000 is not a millennial
>>768424279
ah, then ignore my second post
I'm sure your country was much more dignified in it's roots
(That's a joke; probably not, do whatever the fuck you want)
>>768424162
how exactly am I a faggot? I am neither a homosexual nor a bundle of sticks.
>checkmate athiests
>>768424441
>fucking sid
>>768424345
Bullshit you entitled whiney little cunt
>>768413628
>when bugs... become real! nicee
>>768424345
I know what people say, but I'm saying it's all the younger people these days doing this dumb shit.
Maybe cause I was born when my parents were my age, and both had good jobs and a proper house, I didn't turn into a retard. But none of the people I know my age think that there's more than 2 genders or any bullshit like that.
>>768415431
not wrong tho
>>768416511
>And the shocker there is I don't particularly give a fuck what nonsense you convince yourself of.
and yet here you are, responding to his obvious shitposting. Maybe you should shut down your beige desktop computer, unplug your 28.8 baud modem and go over your finances. I'd rather not have to support you.
>>768424782
Baby boomers won ww2 against China so STFU.
>>768425036
What?
>>768425101
You're fat, stupid, live in your mother's basement and know absolutely nothing about the world.
This has to be one of the best /b/ posts in a while. It feels like 2007 again.
>>768426032
Whatever makes you feel better about being wrong
>>768415581
>2+2=5 if you hear it enough times
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS.
>>768413628
>Baby boomers: your preferred pronoun is defunct
>>768413628
what is generation Z
>>768414149
the traditional meaning of "faggot" means a bundle of sticks, you modern-day version of the word faggot
