ESC Part II
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ESC Part II
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>>768411563
>>768411563
NL's music is pretty decent
>dutch guy
>playing some country shit
>bunch of niggers and a fucking konga drum
>>768411563
1st for Fourerai representing cyprus
>>768411563
Will the internet go mad about this being a fucking cultureclash?
Slovenia for the win
Gay Irish boys representing Eire
Evens and the ashkenazi slab of pork wins.
>>768411732
No because she follows the she narrative with her "strong bold beautiful woman" theme. She's not an enemy for the radical left so they won't do anything about it.
>>768411764
Not gonna click it
UK tryna play the sympathy card
respectable tbh.
>>768411764
dont click this
Wtf was the Israeli shit and the Dutch cowboys????
>>768411563
ITT: sheeple
Eurovision winner after ireland
Ireland with some faggot shit.
>>768411831
fat fucking purple pikachu*
>>768411711
This , honestly best song in there
>>768411887
Welcome to the new Eurovision
>>768411886
What is that though?
>>768411764
Hopping threads for this bland shit?
>>768411917
Least worst imo
>>768411770
Uh oh
>>768411937
that usual "chat with loli" picture with a shady link
Denmark should win
>>768411937
Link to CP
Albanian Greek immigrant representing Cyprus
>>768411889
Piss off americunt
Can we stop that gay shit ?
>>768411831
Then let's get the real asians to do something about it
>>768411889
ITT:Why isn’t there an American Eurovision?
Cyprus chick be hot
>>768412085
Asians don't care, they love when whites reference or use their culture
>>768412037
She is not greek. Just made a career in Greece, while lying that she is from albania. She used to say she was brazilian
european Shakira
not too bad, i could see this song in a faphero thing
>>768411914
>>768412072
>Be you
>Be on /b/
>Host of traps and faggotry in general
>Complains about faggotry
Never change /b/
>>768412131
are we watching the same thing?
I would smash that cyprus puss
>>768412085
>>768412167
aim for asian americans then?
Finally one I want to smash
Cyprus dancers are thicc bitches
>>768412180
With budget beyonce dance moves
>>768412171
Wtf is she then?
>>768412252
Albanian
>>768412280
Knew it
>>768412281
Fuck off
>>768412281
reported
>>768411563
>hey nons, look here, a nice glitch!!!
Shitaly xdddd
Spaghett in Eurovision
This is just wrong
>no eurobeat or italodisco
italy's dead, and trying to cash in on terrorist victims or some shit
LMAO prince harry and markle's wedding has been called off.
italy is really boring
>>768412508
creepy af
Why do people sing in not English? Surely hugely reduces any chance of winning
>>768412541
why?
>>768412508
Why?
Why the fuck are there 4 hosts?
>>768412508
source or I'm calling bs
So who would you vote for? Remember: you can't vote for your own country
>>768412634
4 hoes
>>768412634
because you need 4 women to do 1 man's job
I thought the UK was going to perform again?
I'm betting Cyprus on this one with Israel second
>>768412574
on the plus side no one will understand the bad text and will judge based on melody
>>768412703
They declined to do so. Probably in their favor.
>>768412668
The piggu-chan ofc
>>768412681
Left one looks like Trinity
>>768412668
Austria and Germany free
Voted for Czech Republic
>>768412888
Trips mean Czech Republic will win
>>768412888
CZECH'D
epic gay levels this year, unbelievable
>>768412888
checked
vote for wiggly butts?
or just for the laughs?
>>768412888
Trips of truth. Czech memester will win
>>768412944
Both
>>768412607
Maybe she realised he isnt good enough for her...
>>768412888
>>768412922
>>768412933
>>768412944
kek wills it
So, whomst're going to to win this shindig
>>768412992
Kek votes Czech Republic too
>>768412508
Good Megan's not European so technically she can't be royalty if we're going by proper British tradition.
https://www.strawpoll.me/15683247
https://www.strawpoll.me/15683247
https://www.strawpoll.me/15683247
Let's settle this
>>768412508
Proof?
I feel like the czech guy is a huge troll.Voting for him.
Vote Moldova
>>768412941
My gay Meyer broke.
But it's always been a gay thing in Eurovision.
Conchita wurst for fucks sake
Netherlands should win but most likely israel will because muh politics.
>>768412888
put me in the screencap
>>768411563
I'm embarrassed to be Irish with our faggot entry's, everyone is like "I hope Ireland win now because our act is gay. We're such a cool and progressive country. Even though they're not that talented they definitely deserve to win because they're so brave" I fucking hate Ireland now. The liberal mental manipulation is in full swing
>>768412888
*dabs*
>>768413064
Asked
9 hours ago
>>768413112
Don’t worry you are in it anon
>>768413064
Rock music is not Eurovision. If you rockfags want to listen to that shit change over to Kerrange.
what about this singer they dident allow..
Put a bet on Czech to finish top 4 @9 odds
>>768413223
did you forget lordi won a few years back?
>>768413251
Maybe the entire Czech act should get a razor blade after dabbing in front of millions
>>768413333
CHECKED
>>768411735
This!
Vote now
>>768413291
good odds looking at this
>>768413333
It's okay he'll get medication from the UN
>>768413387
Fuck that
<Czech Republic for the win
>>768413417
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
>>768413321
I am aware of the Norway entry but they still break strict Eurovision tradition.
>>768413347
I didn't see it but that'd be the greatest live streamed an hero of all time
>>768413321
To be fair back in 2006 eurovision wasnt "be as gay as possible or you will never win"
>>768411735
lit beat
Forza Italia!
literally Alberto Barbossa singing
The pharaohs taking over
what's up with the fucking niggers?
>>768413551
WE WUZ EUROPEANS AND SHIET
>>768413572
WE WUZ EUROP AND SHIT
All those shitskins
>>768413572
Eurovision 2040
Vote netherlands!
An actual entertaining and original song for once.
>>768413572
Multiculturalism anon
>Estonia: Best voice
>Norway: Best Hobbit
>Uk: Best Rekt
>Czech:Best final jump
>Sweden: Best live action videoclip
>Finland: 2nd Best final jump
>Cyprus: Best skinny bitch
Mmmm... Brain wants Estonia but dick wants Cyprus... It's a difficult decision.
Slovenia went hard!
>>768413632
Rather not vote for niggers
>CZECH REPUBLIC 2018
Vote now fags
>>768413637
>Israel best pig that sings like a chicken
>>768413637
lmao at >best rekt
voting for estonia this year
>>768413632
>bait
Vote ISIS anons
https://youtu.be/zzcHuT7Ley8
>>768413637
She might have been a tad too brown for Eurovision but she had a wonderfully colored leotard.
>>768413637
Moldavia got the catchiest song, but that's not saying much
>>768413946
Most people vote Moldavia because Epic Sax guy
My favs:
>Lithuania
>Israel
>UK
slovenia sounded like a soundtrack from Black Panther
>>768414042
Should of won
>>768414076
2 sheckels have been deposited to your bank account. Thanks for your support goyim.
>>768414076
Yes goyim vote for Israel
The objectification of men in this is just too much
>>768414175
>>768414259
Her song was fun and stood out.
>>768414353
No it was her nose and gut that did that.
>>768414353
stood out -- clearly
fun - objection
>>768414353
Well its easy to stood out if you are huge.
>>768414353
Her chicken singing really stood out indeed
>>768414585
Why post this in this thread?
I see the Americans have got home from their Saturday activities and joined the thread
I cant wait to read the credits at the end of all this if you know what i mean.
>>768414881
kek
>>768414895
I really dont know what you mean
This fuck should never have won '17. So slow and boring. Not even a pretty dress.
>>768415004
(((Think about it)))
>>768415023
Mr Conchita wore a nice dress a few years ago
>>768415068
Jews?
Britfag here, this is the biggest load of cheap, cheesy, queer fucking trash ever to grace the airwaves. Are we disqualified from this when we leave Europe?
I really fucking hope so because this is the kind of gaudy bullshit that made me vote leave
wdf germany is so high
https://www.strawpoll.me/15683247/r
>>768415446
>cheap, cheesy, queer fucking trash
That's half the charm to it.
Voting is still open.
>>768415446
No? Think how many of the countries in Eurovision aren't in the EU you fuckwit
>>768415446
No you aren’t,you stay In Eurovision for ever
>>768415446
it all started when that thing won in 2014 and its been going downhill since
>>768415446
We literally buy our way in every year. We put enough money in to it that we get a free ride to the final.
Fwd: https://www.strawpoll.me/15683247/r
Damn, I knew Germany will win!
>>768415446
Hey britfag, i hear that scissors are illegal in your shithole of a country. Maybe you should stop tossng glass dildos in your own pride parade
>>768415768
Haha,no it has been fag central since 1999 and you know it
Ukraine, Czech, Israel and Cyprus.
I think they'll all do well
Voting is closed. Now how many hours will it be for the point calls?
>>768416040
>i hear that scissors are illegal in your shithole of a country.
Yeah, we had to make a law stop all the "Europeans" getting hold of them for their allahu akbahs
why noone is talking about lithania, was cute i actually liked it
>>768415610
>this shit has charm
That short presenter chick is pretty hot.
>>768416264
Have fun sending fags to represent your country!
Belarus 12 for Cyprus
I mean, Serbia was kinda nice. And i liked France and Denmark too. Kind of sad it surprisingly little shit to make fun about this year.
At least there is always Israel and pic related
>>768416286
>plastered 3cm thick in makeup
>faux white bleached teeth
>faux tan
>not moving too much in case falls apart
>hot
San Marino 12 points for Israel
>>768416241
Yes a very sweet song
Netherlands 12 points for Germany
Macedonia is Greek
>>768416508
Amazed. Ww2 finally over
FYROM 12 points to Estonia
>>768416575
This
Malta 12 points to Cyprus
Cyprus got this
Btw, has anyone watched the version with sign language?
Georgia 12 points to Swedenstan
>>768416161
Wtf, just deport the gangs of obviously violent roaming savages you have over there instead of banning scissors.
How can a country be this cucked?
The absolute state of Britain
Spain 12 points toCyprus
I'm confused. These votes are only from the Jury's right? Not the public votes?
Thank you Spain
Austria 12 points to Israel
>>768416693
france won't take them back
>>768416784
The public
Denmark 12 points to Germany
Where's the UK love?
UK for Cyprus
UK 12 points to Austria
>>768416929
Noooooo. Britfaaaaaags
Swedenstan 12 points to Cyprus
Fuck Israel
>>768416929
>>768416941
Why? He not even European
It’s between Cyprus and Israel
Also Latvia 12 points to Swedenstan
>>768416784
The public votes come later
>>768416849
They're not, they will add them on later
>>768417066
Welcome to multicultural Europe
>>768416784
yeah, first is the countries officials then the public votes
Albania 12 points to Italy
How the fuck is this Swedish song doing so well?
>>768416994
Dont be anti-semetic in here goyim.
Croatia 12 points to Lithuania
Eire (Ireland) 12 points to Cyprus
>>768416823
You guys would invade france and cut their fingers off.
Now you willingly bend over and get pozzed analy by aids tainted goat fuckers because france said no when you asked politely if they would deal with it for you.
Lmao you fucking numale roosterteeth faggots.
>>768417170
But he's right though, Israel was the worst
Wtf... Why Israel is getting points??
That fat Israeli cunt can't win, she's not even a real israeli, her nose is not big enough to sniff out money
>>768412888
DAB
A
B
1v1 bs Cyprus And ashkenazi chicken
Romania 12 points to Austria
>>768417170
I'm sorry, I thought this was /b/
Czech Republic 12 points to Israel
>>768417264
I know, Im being sarcastic.
>>768417278
Israel was fun and stood out.
>>768417278
These are the "professional" points.
>>768417278
It's support to the feminists and fat is ok movement.
Plus muh Holocaust and shit
fat pig will win.
Iceland 12 points to Austria
Also Iceland accent sounds greek
>>768417158
Nice presentation even if the singer is mediocre at best. Swedes are pretty fucking consistent with the quality of their scene shows
come on israel
come on bjorkstein
Moldova 12 points to Estonia
Belgium 12 points to Austria
>>768417379
This guy
>>768417371
Her stomach stood out at least one meter in front of her.
That's all that stood out from the chicken noises
Rip Cyprus, don’t worry Cyprus anons Greek will aid you with 12 points
