Hello, Anon. Can we talk?
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Hello, Anon. Can we talk?
Talk to me Anon.
Why do I get callde a liar?
What you want ?
Tell me a story
>>768409586
'Sup, bro?
*grabs bar rag and whipes down bar table*
So what's on your mind, Anon?
This was posted earlier. Fuck off.
>>768411154
Affection.
>>768411469
I once met a boy and whenever he talked to me I felt cozy and safe.
>>768411487
nm, u
>>768411657
I got to the point where I can't help myself so badly that I feel I have to help other people.
>>768411681
Does this qualify you as samefag or is that just me?
>>768411977
>I got to the point where I can't help myself so badly that I feel I have to help other people.
very very common feeling, unlike your other feelings
>>768412375
What is that supposed to mean?
>>768412407
words are meaningless
>>768412546
I know but right now all we have between us are words...
>>768409586
if you need someone to hold penises with, you can fuck off, faggot.
>>768412709
what is that supposed to mean?
>>768412780
No, I want to hold hands.
>>768412828
It means I'm flirting with you.
>>768412839
that's strange, how do you have sex with your hands?
>>768412925
No, that's for the bedroom or cemetary.
>>768412854
if u dont feel hate against gays, does that make you gay?
>>768412943
that's weird, how do you drive without having sex?
>>768412973
Yes. There is no paradox, I checked.
>>768412989
By rotating the universe.
Post OC or fuck off
>>768413413
You have to help me first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM
>>768413432
What kind of help are you talking about?
>>768413071
u signed ur death warrant, dont blame us later
>>768413722
Why do you need to make it sound so grim and besides if I don't make the cut you could at the very least allow me to exit...
>>768413682
See above.
>>768412080
>>768414045
I'm not gay, I just like feminine dick.
>>768413802
not so grim, u will get a painless death, we are very kind
>>768414227
But surely if you can achieve that could you not make happen the thing that would prevent it happen? I mean as long as no one goes to investigate too closely that is...
>>768414310
now you are talking abt past. water under the bridge
>>768414454
Please don't say that. Please tell me something else.
Wait, what kind of painless death are we talking? Is it already over? Will it be aesthetic?
>>768414892
why am i so kind to indulge you?
>>768414892
now i will be too kind to indulge u
Quit /b/ and get your shit together. Becoming a boypussy cock slave wont change anything.
>>768415015
Because I created paradise on Earth by sacrificing myself.
>>768415056
Pervert.
>>768415109
yeah fcking jesua ruined it all
>>768415224
It wasn't supposed to be like where I fail at everything and die.
>>768415368
but that is the fate of everyone, its another matter that they wunt accept it
>>768415508
I object.
>>768415549
i reject
>>768415583
Then get me whoever is in charge of you.
>>768415620
we are looking to fill the vacany
>>768415669
I came as soon as I heard.
>>768415705
u r hearing when there is no sound. you know what it means.
>>768415794
Thank you for waiting for me all these years.
>>768415851
its been a billion years, and all i get a thank you? i was expecting a human sacrifice
>>768415921
The sacrifice happened. The pool of blood happened. The life was almost lost. I did my due and I've come back from the brink to claim the steel throne.
>>768416016
thy kingdom shall come, there is a 'one in a billion chance'. so, look up!
>>768416301
I love you Anonymous. Do that thing for the sake of love.
>>768416374
what thing?
>>768416413
The one you're already doing. I need to return my soul to my body.
>>768416445
ok then
>>768416630
How long to wait?
>>768416756
the wait will be long, but it will be over soon, it all will be over soon, close ur eyes, it will help
>>768416900
I have to stay awake and oversee the process.
>>768417230
httpsxhamster.com/videos/foursome-sex-in-public-train-8194719?pb=
to keep u awake
>>768417327
I don't watch porn or masturbate.
I still want to talk,
>>768418397
maybe cleverbot can satiate you
>>768418556
No. I want something real.
>>768418962
tell me something u hvnt told to anyone
>>768419470
I wanted to be treated like a girl but girls ruined it.
>>768419606
i hope u realize that girls are treated like a second class citizen by any measure.
u like to be raped much?
>>768419606
there are many accounts of the horrible things that happen with girls behind closed doors, you wunt be able to take that
>>768419904
>>768420004
Maybe I just wanted to make some people happy.
>>768420162
any particular set of people, or just any people?
>>768409586
Oh look, it's this thread again
>>768409586
Its me I was up till 6am in this thread this morning. Miss me?
>>768420319
It depends on the person. For some stronger, for some weaker.
>>768420393
Yep! Welcome back.
>>768420430
How it's going Akira did we find an anon to get your HRT yet?
>>768420500
No, not yet...
>>768420331
you take the point!
>>768420701
Do you think this Anon thinks traps are gay or no?
>>768420760
technically a trap is not a gay. he also denied being gay in this thread
>>768420538
These cheap motherfuckers. Maybe we will have better luck today. CHIP IN FOR AKIRAS fancy new boipussy
>>768420904
It's habbedidg
>>768420906
Wait I don't want no surgery.
>>768420971
Well if I'm gonna ask people to chip in for drugs then I'm gonna ask them to buy me drugs
>>768421187
The solution is to be more specific about what kind of drugs you want, because there are good ones and bad ones.
>>768421312
I'm a wook. I specialize in marijuana and using psychedelics to help people with all sorts of things mainly PTSD depression and getting people off of herion
>>768421312
So I like weed and psychedelics
>>768421692
Can you help someone like me? The drugs stopped working.
>>768421790
What is someone like you and what drug stopped working?
>>768421919
I need to beat the gender guestapo so they can't tell me anything and make me do things I don't want.
Recreationals.
>>768422195
Idk what that means but you dont need drugs for that you were gifted free will
>>768422275
I'll ask again, where is my piece of the cake.